I kept hoping that the Ranger and Tonto only seemed to perform a gross act of stupidity. I kept hoping that the ride was part of a plan. I kept hoping for something smart to happen. I kept hoping that the Ranger was going to double back and surprise his nemesis. Unfortunately, the ride was a plod of padding. Something to artificially inflate a story that long ago lost its elasticity and a moment of jaw-dropping cretinism designed to place Linda in danger. To the latter, I say even Contrivance is laughing its ass off. Another issue like this, and I'm afraid I'll have no choice but to drop The Lone Ranger. Read Full Review
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