It pains me to say it, and I'm probably getting kicked out of the Superman Fan Club for this, but Futures End Flash just curb stomped the Kryptonite out of the S man.

The artwork was good and there was a story there, but nothing amazing or eye-popping. Hell, I don't even know why they called this Superman, SPOILER ALERT!!!! The main character wasn't even Superman!

Read the book to find out because its Superman and its freaking awesome! .

This comic, written by Ryan Burton (Dead End Boys) with the naughty penciling via ohn Thomas Bivens (Popgun), is about a time travelling dame that literally pops into new time zones through another living being, leaving said animal shred into itty bitty pieces! She then kills everything in sight with a bad-ass giant bone sword (starting with the dinosaurs and ending in ancient Egypt). Sure, there was a whole plot that went along with this madness but it bored me pretty quickly. I mean, with all the blood and boobies, what kind of self-respecting man even can pay attention to the story arc?