THE BEYONDERS TRY THEIR (SCARY, EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL) HAND AT MARKETING:
• We are Beyond. Dreamers. Destroyers. All of reality our whim. And frankly... we get bored.
• These tales from across the multifarious domains of Battleworld - not of heroism or consequence, but of humor - provide a brief respite from millennia of omnipotence.
• We cannot be comprehended by the miniscule human mind. Turn your attention to this book instead of trying.
• You are welcome.
As mostly a collection of jokes, "Secret Wars Too" feels skippable, especially considering the high cover price, which feels too high for only 33 pages. It's fun to read, and the creative teams seem to have enjoyed themselves, but with the notable exception of "Pizza Quest" the stories and the jokes are forgettable. Read Full Review
What an issue to review for my 4700th review! I read this again because Hickman had a story in it. It seemed like a good idea at the time. But I usually hate anthologies.
Sraw Terces is really funny. Hickman is self-deprecating and overall, it's a very fun time.
Great Incomprehensibility is also really funny. Al Ewing comes through yet again. This is the highlight of the issue.
Pizza Quest is not as funny as the first two stories, but still has some great lines, like the Barton one.
Last Days of D-Man is not as funny as the first three stories, but it's not bad.
#galHACKEDtus is better than the previous story, but not amazing. It has some good lines.
The Bear Without Fear is more