It is definitely poorly constructed and written, but bitch... this ain't my first Metal Gear Solid 2.
YourGreenMuse reviewed Analog #9 Oct 18, 2019
This was fine.
The assassins close in around Oona and Sam, the A.I. in the boombox asks Jack for an impossible request-oh, and Jack fights his nemesis to the death. And those Ledger Women, are they here to help? Or to hurt? This issue will change everything!
YourGreenMuse reviewed Aero #4 Oct 18, 2019
This wasn't horribly written. I just have trouble finding a reason to care.
WATER AND JADE!
• LING'S boyfriend wants to know why she's late for their date and her mother wants to know why she never calls, but Ling has bigger problems...
• ...fighting to save innocents from a mysterious vortex in the river and uncovering a shocking new threat!
• Meanwhile, in our...
YourGreenMuse reviewed Absolute Carnage: Scream #3 Oct 18, 2019
This was pretty good. But nothing special.
• Between Knull's growing psychic influence and Patricia Robertson serving as its host, the Scream symbiote is being psychologically torn apart!
• But there's no time for weakness as Cletus Kasady unleashes an onslaught of infected inmates on an unsuspecting New York.
• Scream and Carnage may be symbiotic siblings, but t...
YourGreenMuse reviewed Absolute Carnage: Avengers #1 Oct 18, 2019
I liked this, despite some clunky dialogue. Especially the Hawkeye parts.
CAPTAIN AMERICA! HAWKEYE! THE THING! WOLVERINE!
Years ago, Cletus Kasady used the Carnage symbiote to take over a small town called Doverton, Colorado, as well as the team of Avengers who arrived to stop him! Barely able to free themselves from his control during their first meeting, this small band of heroes will have no choice but to assemble...
YourGreenMuse reviewed Absolute Carnage vs. Deadpool #3 Oct 18, 2019
This was fine.
ALL MY CODEXES LIVE IN TEXAS*
• *By "Texas" we mean "Deadpool's spine." Sorry, we just couldn't NOT do that pun.
• With his potent combination of codexes from different symbiotes, the fate of the fight between good and evil lies within Deadpool!
• He's...on the side of good, right? Honest...
The 20 Issue Ceiling reviewed Batman #81 Oct 17, 2019
Sweet jesus. I know people are expecting the climax soon, but how is this issue just a recap? It gave us mostly information we didn't previously know and could only speculate on. It is definitely convoluted as heck, but bitch... this ain't my first Metal Gear Solid 2.
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It's time for the big showdown. Batman is calling Bane out. But is the Dark Knight Detective ready to take on the foe who broke him worse than any other that came before? And what else stands in Batman's way, to put an obstacle between him and his enemy? Tread lightly, Batman, because not only do the lives of your son and trusted friends hang in th...
Really didn't enjoy the "man should know when he's beaten" dialogue exchange from Cyclops and Storm. Felt racist in the most literal way. Add to that the extended tour through Scott's new Brady-Bunch-On-The-Moon house where Jean's only dialogue was about getting dinner ready. Creepy, disturbing, wrong.
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DAWN OF X!
The X-Men find themselves in a whole new world of possibility... and things have never been better! Jonathan Hickman (HOUSE OF X, POWERS OF X, SECRET WARS) and superstar artist Leinil Yu (NEW AVENGERS, CAPTAIN AMERICA) reveal the saga of Cyclops and his hand-picked squad of mutant powerhouses!
Rated T+
I mean, it's consistent with the tone and characterization in those miniseries.
It seems to me, that Moira, and by extension Charles, is the villain of the series. They've established a fascist gov't under the guise of utopia and Cyclops is drinking the kool aid. It's more like The Man In The High Castle than a superhero book.
YourGreenMuse reviewed X-Men #1 Oct 16, 2019
This was a slower issue, but I'm still really enjoying this. I know Hickman takes his time, so I'm not too concerned about the direction or speed. I wonder how people who didn't read HoX/PoX would respond to this.
DAWN OF X!
The X-Men find themselves in a whole new world of possibility... and things have never been better! Jonathan Hickman (HOUSE OF X, POWERS OF X, SECRET WARS) and superstar artist Leinil Yu (NEW AVENGERS, CAPTAIN AMERICA) reveal the saga of Cyclops and his hand-picked squad of mutant powerhouses!
Rated T+
YourGreenMuse added X-Men (2019) to their pull list Oct 16, 2019
DAWN OF X!
The X-Men find themselves in a whole new world of possibility... and things have never been better! Jonathan Hickman (HOUSE OF X, POWERS OF X, SECRET WARS) and superstar artist Leinil Yu (NEW AVENGERS, CAPTAIN AMERICA) reveal the saga of Cyclops and his hand-picked squad of mutant powerhouses!
Rated T+
YourGreenMuse reviewed Absolute Carnage #4 Oct 16, 2019
Still loving this.
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THE PENULTIMATE CHAPTER OF THE SYMBIOTIC EVENT OF THE YEAR!
• Eddie Brock has taken a beating, lost the allies closest to him, and, after the shocking events of ABSOLUTE CARNAGE: #3, sees no way to take Cletus Kasady down once and for all without making the ultimate sacrifice.
• But what IS the ultimate sacri...
YourGreenMuse reviewed Batman #81 Oct 16, 2019
This is the THIRD issue of this type in this run. It was lazy every single time. The way you properly set up a twist like that is that you foreshadow it. You leave connections and clues. You don't just think it up, not bake it into the background of the story, and then at the end go "Aha! I'm so smart!" I don't understand how anyone could read this and think it's good. And, by the way, I called it more
It's time for the big showdown. Batman is calling Bane out. But is the Dark Knight Detective ready to take on the foe who broke him worse than any other that came before? And what else stands in Batman's way, to put an obstacle between him and his enemy? Tread lightly, Batman, because not only do the lives of your son and trusted friends hang in th...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Wonder Woman #80 Oct 15, 2019
Just end this already oh my god.
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After failing to save her friends, Wonder Woman must find the power within to vanquish her most powerful foe...who's only gotten more formidable! But only Diana, who knows Cheetah best, can stop her god-killing spree! Little does Diana know, there's a deity waiting in the shadows to assume the role of god/goddess of love and help save the world alo...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Wonder Twins #8 Oct 15, 2019
Guess that makes sense, since love is dead, thanks for wasting our time!
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The Wonder Twins are charged with their most important mission yet-planning the 30-year reunion for Morris High School! As it turns out, the Class of '89 is full of unresolved conflict and unrequited love, and if that alone doesn't ruin the event, Jayna's former best friend Polly will!
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Web of Black Widow #2 Oct 15, 2019
I don’t know what was bothering me, but it was something.
SOLDIERS. ASSASSINS. LOVERS. THE WIDOW AND THE WINTER REUNITE!
Natasha Romanoff and Bucky Barnes have a history as long as war, companions since the Widow's earliest days in the Red Room when both were trapped in service to the wrong side. It's one of the greatest - and most tragic - love stories of the Marvel Universe. Now the world will try t...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #49 Oct 15, 2019
What a cliffhanger!
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IT'S THE PENULTIMATE ISSUE OF SQUIRREL GIRL!
• It's also the ULTIMATE issue of Squirrel Girl, at least until the next and last one comes out.
• Wait, I'm getting word that's what "penultimate" means - okay, nevermind.
• In this issue: Squirrel Girl faces off against her arch nemesis, with just some friends and a dressed-...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Flash #80 Oct 15, 2019
“The Rogues?! They look...” “Stupider? Yeah.”
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"The Hunter and the Hunted" part one! Barry Allen is hurt, and his connection to the Speed Force is fading fast. With the Speed Force dying, the only person who can save it is...Hunter Zolomon? Hunter has returned to prove he's the one, true Flash, and he doesn't care who gets in his way. But who is left to deal with the Rogues? Captain Cold has as...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Batman's Grave #1 Oct 15, 2019
What kind of assholes bring their baby to a movie? It is rude and also bad for their hearing! Don’t bring your babies to regular showings of things! But like yeah otherwise this was pretty good.
The World's Greatest Detective must try to inhabit the mind of a murder victim to solve a case-without filling the empty grave next to those of his parents. Can Batman imagine the life of a corpse with a half-eaten face without dying himself?
Warren Ellis and Bryan Hitch, one of the most legendary creative partnerships of the modern age, reunit...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Superman #16 Oct 15, 2019
Get you a man who looks at you the way Damian Wayne looks at Jonathan Kent.
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The Super Sons are back! But now Jon is five years older, and he's sitting on the biggest decision of his young life. Damian and Jon team up again for a rip-roaring adventure and a huge catch-up! These two best buds have really needed each other, and now they are back!
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Supergirl #35 Oct 15, 2019
Oh man my dude I really don’t think it’s a good idea to be calling Jor-El a voice of reason.
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As Supergirl gets drawn deeper into Leviathan's plans and the search for her foster parents, the newly sentient Brainiac-1 drone realizes the one thing he needs to unlock the power of millennia of Kryptonian science is the Girl of Steel herself! With her focus on her Earth family, will the distraction make her an easy target for the mad A.I.? And h...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Secrets of Sinister House #1 Oct 15, 2019
Some of these were okay! I’m giving extra points for extra spook.
Witness what hides within the Sinister House-the DCU's most horrific secrets and mysteries! Travel alongside Harley Quinn, John Constantine, Detective Chimp, Zatanna, the Atom and others as they face this macabre devastation firsthand! And in the bowels of this dark mansion...we return to the world of the legendary Red Rain to meet once again with ...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Redneck #24 Oct 15, 2019
How is this comic always over so fast?!
END OF STORY ARC
The Bowmans have survived Asilo Del Muerto and come out the other side. Will Asilo Del Muerto survive the Bowmans, though?
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Powers of X #6 Oct 15, 2019
Dramatic.
THE INEVITABLE TRUTH.
The revelatory tale of Mutantkind's fall comes to a conclusion that will lay the groundwork of the X-Men's stories for years to come! Superstar writer Jonathan Hickman (NEW AVENGERS, FF, INFINITY) and rising star artist RB Silva (UNCANNY X-MEN) wrap the series that reveals everything!
Rated T+
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Miles Morales: Spider-Man #11 Oct 15, 2019
All good.
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• Ultimatum is here and New York doesn't know what hit it.
• In chasing this mysterious man from a mysterious place, Miles finds himself in a VERY awkward situation involving his Uncle.
• And when something huge happens, Miles finds himself with a dilemma that could threaten everything Miles holds dear.
Rated T
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Magnificent Ms. Marvel #8 Oct 15, 2019
Oh, okay... that was fast?
The villainous MONOPOLY has his sights set on Ms. Marvel, and his new recruits DISCORD and LOCKDOWN are more than happy to deliver her on a silver platter. Can Kamala survive a zombie invasion AND an all-too-literal corporate merger?
Rated T+
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Loki #4 Oct 15, 2019
Haha nice.
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EARTH'S CLEVEREST HERO!
Loki's death has been foretold by THE CHILDREN OF ETERNITY, the Fear Lord NIGHTMARE has come for vengeance, and among the FROST GIANTS, rebellion is brewing. Is even Loki clever enough to stay one step ahead this time? Perhaps now that he's cursed with a brand new power that will forever transform The Marvel Universe's m...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Year of the Villain: Joker #1 Oct 15, 2019
This had some ups and downs.
In the Year of the Villain, what's a Clown Prince of Crime to do when the world has started to accept doing bad as the only way to live? Out-bad everyone else, of course! The Joker is on a mission to get his mojo back and prove to the world that there is no greater villainy than the kind that leaves you laughing.
This special one-shot is co-wr...
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Joker/Harley: Criminal Sanity #1 Oct 15, 2019
Wow yeah this is just what we all needed, Mindhunter/Batman crossover fanfiction.
In Gotham City, where heinous acts of violence are a daily occurrence, the GCPD relies on Harley Quinn, a young forensic psychiatrist and profiler, to consult on their toughest cases. But Harley is haunted by one unsolved case-the night she discovered her roommate's body marked with the signature of a notorious serial killer known as The Joker.
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Invaders #10 Oct 15, 2019
Ugh this story is just so good.
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CAPTAIN AMERICA and WINTER SOLDIER have sacrificed EVERYTHING to find the GENUS FORMULA, but can they overcome both ROXXON and NAMOR? And after a major betrayal, who's side is NAMOR even on as DOOMSDAY approaches? DEAD IN THE WATER continues here!
Rated T+
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Ice Cream Man #15 Oct 15, 2019
I thought this had some cool ideas, but it was a bit of a dip again.
"COAT CHECK STORY"
Lillian is wearing someone else's coat.
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Spacey Medicine reviewed Hawkman #17 Oct 15, 2019
Oh my god, Sky Tyrant, I’m dying.
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Lex Luthor gave the Shadow Thief the power to defeat his archenemy, Hawkman, but too bad for the Shadow Thief that Hawkman received a gift of his own from a much more formidable foe-and now nothing can stand in Carter Hall's way!
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