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It was a bold move for Marvel to put a Manga artist on this book, one that is drawing in a very sketchy, loose style to boot. Unfortunately, the result doesn’t work at all. Whenever there’s a hint of horror, the cutesy anime eyes take me out of it. The pale coloring, another bold but bad decision, makes the line art, if one could call it that, look even more unfinished. Marvel probably aimed for a more
Midnight Spider-Man #1
A young man is transformed into a hideous spider hybrid by the ruthless Oscorp Corporation in their pursuit for eternal life. When Oscorp begins to use the secrets unlocked by his mutation to create more human-animal hybrids, he must embrace his grotesque new form to fight back.
Hammerfist (2026)
Meet MIKE DENTON: a dirtbag hitman, junkie, and absentee father who’s spent his life chasing the easy fix—drugs, cheap sex, and murder for money—while failing the one person who still believes he can be better: his daughter. Now, on the eve of BLACK NOON—an ancient darkness that erases the light in all things—Mike has to drag himself out of the gut...
Concrete: Stars Over Sand (2026)
The Eisner, Harvey and Reuben Award-winning Concrete is back with a 5-part story of amnesia, wilderness, and suspense. Concrete has entered the desert and not come back. Larry and Maureen are frantic. Reports come that he is wandering the nearby arid mountains, covered with blood, attacking people. Concrete, lightning-struck, confused, roams a frig...
Bug Wars (2025)
Mini-Series Premiere. Slade Slaymaker is a kid from Alabama suddenly lost in a vicious world beyond his imagining, a world of marauding ant armies, spellcasting spider witches, and beetle-riding barbarians. A kingdom of tiny but deadly warriors hidden in his own backyard. The same world that saw his father eaten alive by insects now plunges ...
The art has often been the reason I couldn’t rate Bug Wars higher than an 8, but Mahmud Asrar has really surpassed himself with this issue. Amazing!
Bug Wars: The Coming of The Wardoom #3
In the darkness of the Woods, everything that skitters, slithers and flies answers to the Squirrel King. Now those maddened beasts have begun invading the Yard, and they’ll eat every bug and Myte they can find…until they get their claws on Slade Slaymaker.
A restrained issue. What Johns and Hitch have done here is difficult to pull of, but the result just feels natural. Redcoat, more often than not, reminds me of a novel rather than “just” a comic book.
Redcoat #21
In the aftermath of last issue’s epic showdown with Benedict Arnold and his hooded goons, Simon’s life has dramatically changed. Unsure where to take his next steps, his only salvation comes in the form of his only friend left: Albert Einstein.
There’s so much story in this issue, and the art is a joy to behold. I wish more modern comics were like this.
G.I. Joe #27
WHO IS ZARTAN?
In a deadly play for power, Zartan's set Joe against Joe. Is there anyone left who can stop him?
A solid epilogue, but the constant alternating of artists is annoying. Diaz and Alpizar are excellent as usual, but Ario Anindito is just not on the same level.
The disbanding of the Avengers feels unnecessary and forced. Even if some of the big names are not interested in continuing, there are so many powerful Avengers out there who have been forced out of the spotlight in recent years. What
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Avengers: Armageddon #5
DARKNESS BEFORE THE DAWN: THE FALL OF THE AVENGERS... The point of no return! After the cataclysmic events of AVENGERS: ARMAGEDDON #4, the world is torn asunder. Humanity turns against super heroes. And for David Colton, what is the price of all that great power? See where the pieces fall in preparation for Chip Zdarsky and Marco Checchetto's AVENG...
This was a pretty good issue, thanks to Juan Frigeri’s art. Simone’s storytelling is hit or miss though. I really like some of the stuff she’s doing with these characters, but sometimes I’m just irritated by the lack of logic. I really don’t know why Gaunt just stopped fighting. Because Rogue told her to? It’s been obvious since issue 1 that Rogue is Simone’s Mary Sue self-insert, but this is just more
Uncanny X-Men #37
SOMBER STEEL VS. ADAMANTIUM! KILLER VS. KILLER! After the shocking events of WILD RIDE, some of the UNCANNY X-MEN take a much-needed break to recover and lick their wounds, leaving the WOLVERINE to stand watch over them in their vulnerable state!
A solid finale to an ultimately underwhelming series.
Inglorious X-Force #10
As X-Force is flung into the far future, they're faced with a terrible possibility: Has their leader Cable been compromised? As the team questions everything about their mission, a new leader emerges -- but is it too late to save X-Force from what they've already set in motion?
“The X-Men haven’t just been surviving out here… We’ve been living the whole time”
I beg to differ, Longshot. Your poorly drawn and clumsily written reanimation attempt was a complete failure. The outback X-Men are dead.
X-Men: Outback #5
I WANT MY MURDER TELEVISION! The world believes the X-MEN are dead, but all MOJO knows is that he's lost his meal ticket! Desperate, Mojo debuts a new ratings smash...the MURDER VIDEO CHANNEL! Can the X-Men stop the murderous mayhem without revealing themselves?
I don’t know what it is with this book. I have seen in the past that Eve Ewing is capable of telling a decent story. Not a particularly great one, but at least a story with some relatable dialogue, a halfway decent plot and good pacing. This book just feels like nobody gives a fuck anymore. And don’t let me get started on the art. It just sucks.
X-Men United #8
FOLLOW YOUR HUNGER... The daywalker BLADE came calling at Graymatter Lane when his daughter, BLOODLINE, went missing...but as the X-MEN have helped to investigate, her disappearance has gone from suspicious to downright terrifying. Who's behind a spate of recent deaths in Atlanta?
Uncanny X-Men #36
WILD RIDE, PART FOUR! The Harbinger of Demons, REPENT, prepares to make the ultimate sacrifice to free an X-Man from what he believes is a homicidal possession. Can the UNCANNY X-MEN survive the experience? It's MUTANT vs. MALICE in a battle for their eternal SOULS! WILD RIDE comes to a stunning conclusion here!
It’s not review bombing. The book is just that bad. I don’t think the other reviewers are honest.
another Wolverine story taking place in the past which eliminates any stakes. However Ahmed is doing the devils work on the solo wolverine title putting out absolute trash ... so ill take this with open arms. Panosian has a good grasp of the character and the setting of the book. Its actually really fun to read. The retro setting and art /color makes the book stand out. the cover is bad ass als more
Wolverine: Paradise #1
ESCAPE…INTO DANGER! LOGAN steps from the X-MEN...but awaiting under the glitz and glamour of MIAMI is a simmering criminal underworld, and a crucible that will bring out the warrior, the mutant--the Wolverine! Writer-Artist DAN PANOSIAN takes the reins of Wolverine, steering him into an all-new, can't miss, auteur-driven adventure, where "paradise"...
Wolverine: Paradise is an interesting comic. At first glance, it looks kinda cool. Panosian has definitely come a long way since his time as an inker in the 90s. I haven't followed his career, so I haven't seen much of his art in recent years, except the occasional cover here and there, which I enjoyed.
Reading the comic, my enthusiasm faded a little though. The art is solid, but nothin
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Wolverine: Paradise #1
ESCAPE…INTO DANGER! LOGAN steps from the X-MEN...but awaiting under the glitz and glamour of MIAMI is a simmering criminal underworld, and a crucible that will bring out the warrior, the mutant--the Wolverine! Writer-Artist DAN PANOSIAN takes the reins of Wolverine, steering him into an all-new, can't miss, auteur-driven adventure, where "paradise"...
That actually wasn't bad, although the question whether Greycrow will join the X-Men or not could have been handled in a more subtle way. But what did I expect from McKay, who's not exactly a master of nuanced storytelling.
Anyway, the story has a nice flow. This is also the first time I didn't completely hate Netho Diaz's art.
X-Men #39
DNX TIE-IN! While the X-Men do battle in Philadelphia, enemies put their sights on the X-Men's home base -- the Factory, in Alaska! But the Factory is not undefended...and JOHN GREYCROW is an army unto himself!
Batman & Robin: Year One: Dynamic Duos #3
While Batman foils the plans of the Mad Hatter, Robin has been sent in undercover to infiltrate the Wolf Pack and figure out who’s pulling their strings!
I’m still not a fan of Joe Kelly’s Inferior Spider-Man, but this story, as wild as it is, is somewhat intriguing. I’m also glad there's not a single flashback in this issue. I probably don’t have to mention that the art by Pepe Larraz is perfection.
Amazing Spider-Man #1001
AFTERMATH FROM ISSUE #1000! Spider-Man goes to battle against Ravage -- and Aunt May is caught in the middle -- but has Spidey already lost the war?
The best issue so far. There’s so much senseless action, you almost don’t notice the stupid faces Federico Vicentini draws.
DNX #3
While 3K's counterstroke has shocked the X-Men, Philadelphia is no less in the shadow of disaster as the Chairman's spoilsport plan comes into effect! The X-Men must look to the least of their number, while the Fantastic Four fight against time to deliver the data that can save the day!
An anniversary issue would be THE opportunity for fan service - reliving the character’s most iconic moments, bringing back some favorites supporting characters etc. You will find very little of it in this book. As a matter of fact, you won’t find most of the characters depicted on the cover in this book. There’s Roma and Saturnyne, Betsy and Jamie Braddock, but not even Meggan shows up, let alone more
Captain Britain 50th Anniversary Special #1
LIVE BY THE SWORD! Join us for a golden jubilee to commemorate fifty years of Brian and Betsy Braddock, champions of the multiversal Captain Britain Corps! Chris Claremont & Paul Davidson weave a tale of Brian's earliest days defending the realm! Alan Davis shows what happens when you try to rein in a Braddock!
To be fair, I thought he was dramatic, but I looked at your profile, and you really do hate 90 percent of the things you read.
That's just not true. I'm literally looking at my review list, and about half my reviews are average (yellow), a quarter are bad (red), and a quarter are good(green). I think that's a pretty reasonable reflection of the quality of books currently published.