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They really let this murder slide, didn’t they? After all, it’s only a dead villain.
If not for the incredibly anticlimactic ending, I would have given this book a relatively good rating. The art is mostly fine, even beautiful, and the writing felt surprisingly consistent despite the different writers. That ending though is a huge problem, and quite symptomatic for what makes the X-book
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X-Men: The Hellfire Murder #1
HOMICIDE AT THE HELLFIRE GALA! When an iconic mutant power player is murdered at an exclusive masquerade hosted by SEBASTIAN SHAW, it falls to WOLVERINE and JUBILEE to solve a locked-room mystery that has dire consequences for all mutantkind. Everyone is a suspect. And the party isn't over yet...
I‘ll start with the good stuff: Roge Antonio‘s art is pretty good, and it looks like there‘s another solid guest artist, Jim Towe, for two pages or so. Unfortunately, the last four pages are drawn by the same artist that already ruined the last Storm series. But that isn’t even the worst part of the issue.
I really can’t wrap my head around Gail Simone‘s writing. Either it‘s relatively good (
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Uncanny X-Men #32
THE INVASION HAS BEGUN, and the EXTERMINATORS ARE HERE. Can even the might of the combined UNCANNY X-MEN stem the tide of the TERROR FROM THE STARS? And what is the TRUE MISSION of the alien force attacking LOUISIANA? It's MUTATION vs. MUTANT in glorious CEREBRO-COLOR!
I still think the concept of Superboy Prime is silly, but what Williamson and Mora are doing with it is pure comic book magic and full of love for the medium.
Superman #40
The villainous Manchester Black demands to be resurrected and thinks Superboy-Prime knows how to give him his life back. But it’s more than that. Manchester Black wants to escape the world of comics and come to our world! It’s meta versus meta! If Prime survives, he will still have to deal with members of the Super-Family, who are not happy he want...
Action Comics 1100 is a mixed bag, and a very frustrating one, because I enjoyed parts of this book a lot. However, it also has some really gruesome art and writing, which made it hard to even get to the good stuff.
The first story, "Mission Failure", unfortunately takes up the most pages. While Waid's writing is good as usual, Skylar Partridge's art is not. Sorry, there's no way to say
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Action Comics #1100
Celebrate 1,100 issues of Action Comics with DC’s top talent and architects of the world of Superman! In April 1938, a man faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound graced the pages of Action Comics #1, and the rest was superhero history. Now together with the talents of writer...
Another unnecessary tale from a long gone x-era, once again routinely written by the old master, Chris Claremont, and horribly drawn by, well… someone. What all those series have in common is, that there are basically no stakes - we know where the characters will end up - and that they never reach the high quality of the original books of the era they are set in.
Gambit: Wanted is badly execu
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Gambit: Wanted #1
TARGET: REMY LeBEAU! Get ready, mes amis, as GAMBIT's legendary co-creator Chris Claremont takes the mutant-thief-hero back to his hometown for an explosive adventure! An all-new tale set in the timeframe when Gambit returned ORORO MUNROE to what was left of the X-MEN, discover how Gambit came to join the team for the first time - and the deadly tr...
Detective Comics #1111
Many years ago, during the early days of Batman’s tenure as Gotham’s Dark Knight, he trained alongside Green Arrow and Black Canary, learning the combat skills that have served them throughout their careers as crime-fighters. But there was another heroic hopeful in their ranks—a mysterious man known only as Prion—who suffered a tragic fate that sti...
Wonder Man ends on a high note with Phil Noto on pencils and surprisingly great writing by Gerry Duggan. The ending actually left me craving more adventures of Wonder Man, Hellcat and Killerwatt.
Wonder Man #5
ALL. FALLS. DOWN. SIMON WILLIAMS is doing his best, but he is steps behind. Who is at fault for all of the chaos and death circling Wonder Man's world? Will the will-they-won't-they with Hellcat...will they? L.A.'s greatest super hero saves the day! ...He does save the day, right? ...Right? ...RIGHT?
I know this is Marvel simply cashing in on the movie but there is such a glut of bad books coming from Marvel that I'll take anything. I just want something to enjoy reading and this really fits the bill. I dont mind a Spiderman cracking jokes and this issue has plenty of them. Frank is vintage ice cold Punisher. Peter is our friendly Neighborhood Spiderman and we get a classic story with vintage more
Punisher Vs. Spider-Man #1
A WALK DOWN MEMORY PAIN! THE PUNISHER AND SPIDER-MAN, two of the most notorious names in New York City with very different approaches to making the Big Apple safer (or not, depending on who you ask!). Join us now for a trip to the days of their earliest encounters with returning fan-favorite writer DAN ABNETT (PUNISHER: YEAR ONE) and your new favor...
X-men #33. Christ Almighty ,Why is Jed still on this book? It gets worse each time but honestly looking at the talent Marvel has right now writing.. who would take this place ? Is kid omega a wise soul now giving advice? Wasn’t he trying to attack a whole town maybe 3 issues ago? Jed lacks a voice for these characters and this series . Such a jumbled story that jumps around too much while rushi more
X-Men #33
The X-Men race against time in order to prevent a gravimetric disaster, as the subject of their rescue mission has turned into a bomb that must be defused! But the X-Men have a temporarily revitalized Magneto on their side - even if his own strength dwindles with every tick of the clock!
I dare anyone to make sense of Eves writing and rules for Greymatter lane. This book is well drawn and that’s about all the positivities. Look how many reviews it’s getting. A mass exodus from this book for all the reviewers…why? Well it’s really bad. Eve lost the plot long ago in issue 2. I want good X-men books. I really do. Aside from Orlando’s X-men Outback (which was just mid) the franchi more
X-Men United #5
Iceman's dream of bringing all the X-Men together for fun times and fellowship has backfired and left Graymatter Lane vulnerable as the teaching corps find themselves trapped on a distant plane of existence! Bad timing, as Lourdes Chantal is waiting in the wings on one side, a shadowy figure on the other - and who is Justina LaGuardia?!
If you are a die hard X-men fan for most of your collecting life like me, You buy with the hope it'll improve and to complete runs. I'm getting to the point I may just remove it from my pull list. I'm very much hoping the rumored changes to the X office this Dec will happen and they clean house. this book is pretty terrible, lazy and awful. Last storyline was Universal Monsters garbage. Gail once more
Uncanny X-Men #31
Louisiana is GROUND ZERO for an attack force of alien ships with a mission, and woe betide any human or mutant who gets in their way! As if that isn't enough, an Outlier goes on the worst first date ever! Kids are dancing during the end of the world, and the UNCANNY X-MEN are the chaperones to terror! PLUS: A SPECIAL BACKUP STORY CELEBRATING DISABI...
Contrived, but fun.
Superman #38
Superboy-Prime uncovers a secret coven of witches in Metropolis led by the hellish Witchfire. Prime wants to prove he can be the better Superman so badly that he takes on one of his vulnerabilities…magic! But the problem is, now Prime finds himself drawn to Witchfire’s deadly charms in more ways than one…all while one of Superman’s deadliest enemie...
Superman #37
Superboy Prime gets a new real-life job with a new secret identity while he protects Metropolis from dangerous threats! But there is a whole DC Comics universe out there for him to explore, and the fanboy in him wants to see it all…Too bad there are heroes who don’t trust him and think he should be locked up!
Pretty good issue that I almost didn’t read because of the mediocre cover. The inside art by Matteo Della Fonte is much better - very naturalistic and reminiscent of a classic comic style than almost nobody is able to pull off anymore. Or maybe people just don’t want this style anymore, I don’t know.
The writing is good too, although Spider-Man comes across as a little too clownish in my opin
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Punisher Vs. Spider-Man #1
A WALK DOWN MEMORY PAIN! THE PUNISHER AND SPIDER-MAN, two of the most notorious names in New York City with very different approaches to making the Big Apple safer (or not, depending on who you ask!). Join us now for a trip to the days of their earliest encounters with returning fan-favorite writer DAN ABNETT (PUNISHER: YEAR ONE) and your new favor...
another good issue of absolute black canary
Absolute Green Arrow #3
After the horrifying events of last issue, Dinah must capture the Green Arrow Killer as she finally finds Oliver Queen’s protégé Roy Harper. But as the killer’s attacks intensify and Dinah discovers the unsettling effect they're having on Star City, Harper’s trail takes her on a journey darker and more twisted than she ever imagined.
This storyline started promising, but somehow went into filler territory.
G.I. Joe #24
END OF STORY ARC WHAT IS CRYSTAL BALL’S SECRET PLAN? Risk puts it all on the line for an unexpected ally. But can any Cobra agent—or Joe—be trusted?
There are glimpses of something really good, both in Phillips‘s writing and Garbett‘s art - especially in the art. But it never really gets there. For every great page, there’s another one that just feels uninspired… talking heads mostly. As another reviewer mentioned, there’s also a problem with the pacing, particularly from issue to issue. Every issue seems to end prematurely, but maybe that’s j more
Daredevil #4
MATT MURDOCK is being pursued by the new and dangerous OMEN. A violent offender with a trail of corpses in his wake, he means for Matt Murdock to be next, with only DAREDEVIL between the two!
Great art, but the story looks quite predictable, especially Colton’s inevitable turn to villainy.
Avengers: Armageddon #2
THE FINAL RECKONING THAT LEADS TO A MAJOR SHAKEUP FOR THE AVENGERS! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, THUNDERBOLT ROSS! Red Hulk's tirade across the globe must be stopped! Until a mysterious new hero as powerful as the Sentry appears to level Red Hulk and the Avengers...
A tedious read with lots of boring dialogue. At least we get to see some creative use of Domino‘s powers. Plus, Cyclops and Quentin Quire are better written than in their own book.
Inglorious X-Force #7
TEAMWORK MAKES THE NIGHTMARES WORK! CABLE and co. pay the price for a risky move against the MUTANT LIBERATION FRONT, while DOMINO's unlucky memory loss sends her on a new mission. But could these two clues share more than meets the eye?
This one had me rolling my eyes hard. I found the first two parts of Anomaly moderately entertaining (as much as one can in this X-Men era of retarded storytelling and lazy art), but MacKay‘s anticlimactic kitchen sink psychology conclusion is a huge letdown.
X-Men #33
The X-Men race against time in order to prevent a gravimetric disaster, as the subject of their rescue mission has turned into a bomb that must be defused! But the X-Men have a temporarily revitalized Magneto on their side - even if his own strength dwindles with every tick of the clock!