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Location: Germany Joined: Nov 25, 2024 About Me: Just an opinionated comics fan with too much time on his hands

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G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero: Beach Head #1

By: Phil Hester
Released: Apr 2, 2025

SUPERSTAR CREATORS PRESENT UNFORGETTABLE ALL-NEW G.I. JOE SILENT MISSIONS
The face of comic books changed forever when G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO #21 introduced fans to the “Silent Interlude,” an action-packed story with NO DIALOGUE. Now, in a standalone silent issue from PHIL HESTER (Green Arrow), fan favorite BEACH HEAD is trapped ...

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Chris X reviewed Space Ghost #1 Apr 3, 2025
6.0

I read this issue because I wanted to know what the hype was all about and, well... I don't see it. There are definitely worse books than Space Ghost, but to be honest, neither the story nor the art are doing it for me. The writing is solid, but I found nothing in it that makes me want to come back for more. The art is not quite on a professional level, in my opinion. Lau does have a knack for vis more

Space Ghost #1

By: David Pepose, Jonathan Lau
Released: May 1, 2024

Greed and corruption flourish in the darkness between stars. With the territories of the Galactic Federation spread far and wide across the vastness of space, pirates and hijackers ransack the distant colonies with cruel disregard for the innocent scientists living within them.

Yet there is a cosmic vigilante who metes out justice througho...

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Chris X reviewed Hyde Street #5 Apr 2, 2025
7.0

The story of Miss Goodbody, while still checking most of the boxes for a creepy little cautionary tale, isn't quite as interesting as the origins told previous issues. The clean art perfectly encapsulates the mid-eighties fitness club setting, but ultimately doesn't convey as much horror and emotion as regular penciler Ivan Reis is capable of.
One problem with Johns's writing is that the issu more

Hyde Street #5

By: Geoff Johns, Francis Portela
Released: Apr 2, 2025

Mr. X-Ray seeks an ally among the terrifying beings known as The Residents. But are there any to be found? Meet Miss Glee Goodbody, the model of a healthy lifestyle. With a permanent grin and unshakeable confidence, she lulls her clients with the seductive promise of an effortless transformation. But underneath that perfect exterior lies a core of ...

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Chris X reviewed X-Men #14 Apr 2, 2025
5.0

The story was halfway decent for a change, but the art still sucks.

X-Men #14

By: Jed MacKay, Ryan Stegman
Released: Apr 2, 2025

The town of Merle enlists the X-Men to aid in a search and rescue operation for a missing child - one closer to the X-Men than the Sheriff knows. But while the X-Men search for Piper Cobb, they are themselves being watched - as their shadowy 3K adversaries move to strike directly, their own agenda unfolding!

RATED T+

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Chris X reviewed West Coast Avengers #6 Apr 2, 2025
5.0

Okay art, some good action, some bad dialogue and a twist that doesn’t make any sense at all. This title is a constant up and down for me. This issue is a down.

West Coast Avengers #6

By: Gerry Duggan, Tom Lima
Released: Apr 2, 2025

AVENGERS...DISASSEMBLED?

•  As the West Coast Avengers try to stay afloat after their encounter with FLAG-SMASHER, a new group of ruffians have come to disrupt them...
•  ...and it's THE AVENGERS?!
•  Are they there for Ultron, or do they have a bigger issue with Iron Man's other team?

RATED T+

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Amoebas reviewed Fantastic Four #30 Mar 28, 2025
2.0

North completely missed who the Thing/Ben Grimm is.

The Marvel character with the greatest will power of them all (even Cap) is reduced to a babbling cry baby.

He loses his power and instead of dealing with it or using multiple ways of becoming the Thing again, either by rocket, exo-skeleton, etc., he'd rather alter his mind into being a simp (that somehow only Alicia dete more

Fantastic Four #30

By: Ryan North, Cory Smith
Released: Mar 26, 2025

FANTASTIC THREE!
•  After Ben Grimm has suffered a terrible (and very public) defeat at the hands of Doom, he's left lost, adrift - and more vulnerable than he has been in years. And when a trip to New York goes wrong and his fate suddenly turns from bad to worse, Ben has never been more vulnerable - and soon takes a shocking shortcut he wo...

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Weird Science Jim - Mar 30, 2025 (edited)

thank you! so many people here falling for the surface level BS that Ryan North wrote without ever seeming to understand Ben himself! He would do anything to not let the FF down but instead he mopes around.

Chris X reviewed X-Men: Xavier's Secret #1 Mar 31, 2025
1.0

I skipped this comic when it came out, but after the abysmal X-Manhunt I wanted to know what the retcon was all about, so I forced myself to read these two stories, both written and drawn by Alex Paknadel and Diogenes Neves. Forced, because I haven’t come across writing and art that bad very often.
What makes this worse is the laughable retcon itself. I don’t know if leaving Xavier‘s ac more

X-Men: Xavier's Secret #1

By: Alex Paknadel, Diogenes Nevese
Released: Jan 22, 2025

In the wake of the fall of Krakoa, the X-Men are forever changed. As Jean Grey prepares to take her place among the stars, she and Cyclops share a last night together, only to discover a hidden mystery that threatens to pull them apart. Meanwhile, what was supposed to be a mundane article about Charles Xavier's monstrous acts during the war turns i...

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1.0

April Fools book or not, there is no reason to give Joanne Starer another job. Wait, was that the joke DC? Ah, I get it now. Still not funny. Very few books deserve a 1 rating but if this garbage doesn't then I don't know what does.

Harley Quinn: Fartacular - Silent Butt Deadly #1

By: Joanne Starer, Ted Brandt
Released: Mar 26, 2025

CALLING ALL SICKOS--THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! I've been holding in all my very worst bits of bubble guts for the last 32 years, and it's all been leading up to this epic expulsion! Your nose will never be the same! You'll gag, you'll cry, you'll feel things you ain't never felt before! This fine publication is a celebration of all things passed, pre-sce...

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1.0

Woke sexualized and fetishized p@do indoctrination nobody asked for.

Harley Quinn: Fartacular - Silent Butt Deadly #1

By: Joanne Starer, Ted Brandt
Released: Mar 26, 2025

CALLING ALL SICKOS--THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! I've been holding in all my very worst bits of bubble guts for the last 32 years, and it's all been leading up to this epic expulsion! Your nose will never be the same! You'll gag, you'll cry, you'll feel things you ain't never felt before! This fine publication is a celebration of all things passed, pre-sce...

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Chris X added Flash Gordon (2024) to their pull list Mar 28, 2025

Flash Gordon (2024)

Flash awakes on a secret prison planet somewhere in the galaxy. Upon learning that Dale Arden is the subject of an assassination plot, he's forced to break out and make his way across the galaxy to save her. Along the way, he encounters old friends, new threats, and a greater mystery surrounding WHO is pulling the strings of this universe. The firs...

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Chris X reviewed Flash Gordon #7 Mar 28, 2025
8.0

I’m glad to see that the art improved slightly this issue with Tom Derenick stepping in for Will Conrad. While both are solid artists, I find Derenick’s faces more expressive and his overall style more traditional, which is just a better look for a nostalgic book like Flash Gordon.

Flash Gordon #7

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Released: Mar 12, 2025

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Chris X rated Flash Gordon #6 Mar 28, 2025
7.5

Flash Gordon #6

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Released: Feb 12, 2025

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Chris X rated Flash Gordon #5 Mar 28, 2025
7.0

Flash Gordon #5

By: Jeremy Adams, Will Conrad
Released: Dec 18, 2024

"The man in the metal mask: Doctor Zarkov!

The Unraveller destroyed Mongo and Doctor Zarkov's entire world. In a bid to extend his life, he downloaded his consciousness into a metal body. Flash's past meets present meets future in this thrilling conclusion to the first arc of the hit ongoing series!"

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Chris X reviewed Flash Gordon #4 Mar 28, 2025
7.5

More action. I’m starting to like this book. I would love to give this a higher rating, but the art, despite being quite solid and detailed, doesn’t really excite me.

Flash Gordon #4

By: Jeremy Adams, Will Conrad
Released: Nov 20, 2024

The escape! Flash Gordon, Ming, and Daranek battle their way through Planet Death. Each fallen enemy brings them one step closer to their goal: a ride off this dismal world. The thrilling fourth issue in the hit ongoing series!

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Chris X reviewed Flash Gordon #3 Mar 28, 2025
7.0

This should have been the first issue. Why start with Flash’s rather boring imprisonment, when you can reintroduce him in media’s res, fighting in an arena?

Flash Gordon #3

By: Jeremy Adams, Will Conrad
Released: Oct 16, 2024

Ming the Merciless has been biding his time in the shadows of Planet Death. With time came power--he now "rules" a certain section of the prison. However, when Flash gives him a chance to seek revenge on the rulers that placed him here, the pair are forced to strike an uneasy alliance in a bid for freedom! Who lives? Who dies? Will Planet Death tak...

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Chris X rated Flash Gordon #2 Mar 28, 2025
6.0

Flash Gordon #2

By: Jeremy Adams, Will Conrad
Released: Sep 4, 2024

Flash Gordon is trapped on Planet Death-a place known for fighting, fear, and eventual demise. He needs to get off-planet to save Dale from assassination, but a gauntlet of guards, creatures, and old acquaintances stands in his way.
The exhilarating second issue of the hit ongoing series!

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Chris X reviewed Infinity Watch #3 Mar 27, 2025
2.0

How to ruin a superhero book in three issues:
Switch to an alternate timeline in issue 2.
Make it all about non-costumed people talking.
Replace the average artist with a really bad one.

It's almost as if Marvel wants this to be as bad as possible.

Infinity Watch #3

By: Derek Landy, Enid Balam
Released: Mar 26, 2025

The power of the INFINITY GAUNTLET has been used and the world has been rewritten. All of reality has been compromised, and this reality will now spread through the rest of the Marvel Universe. You have been warned.

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OpticRageX reviewed X-Manhunt Omega #1 Mar 27, 2025
1.0

Pure garbage.

X-Manhunt Omega #1

By: Gail Simone, Gleb Melnikov
Released: Mar 26, 2025

X-MANHUNT FINALE! The X-MANHUNT concludes as Professor X reaches his destination, and his assorted pursuers, friend and foe alike, catch up with him! Alliances will be battle-tested, the blades of betrayals will cut deep with poisoned tips and, when the dust finally settles, Charles Xavier will have to make a tectonic-shifting choice with the fate ...

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Criminology. reviewed X-Manhunt Omega #1 Mar 27, 2025
5.0

i believe in the current X-Men line, but this not it. it seems like it was just moving out of how fast it was paced, of always someone coming or something exploding. it feels like those comics were not supposed to be like that, like they try to make this story fit into their larger stories, but It does not come as naturally, because so many of those titles are so far way from what this crossover w more

X-Manhunt Omega #1

By: Gail Simone, Gleb Melnikov
Released: Mar 26, 2025

X-MANHUNT FINALE! The X-MANHUNT concludes as Professor X reaches his destination, and his assorted pursuers, friend and foe alike, catch up with him! Alliances will be battle-tested, the blades of betrayals will cut deep with poisoned tips and, when the dust finally settles, Charles Xavier will have to make a tectonic-shifting choice with the fate ...

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Inxamista reviewed Uncanny X-Men #12 Mar 26, 2025

From the UXM bunch, this is the best edition so far. It is very satisfying as an oneshot, and maybe because just that, finally UXM pacing finds a solid footing this time - a problem other issues struggles from, especially after the crossover events. This time, though, the story comes out smooth and seamless (if not for the ever present problem of no subtext - but in this oneshot format, this lack more

Uncanny X-Men #12

By: Gail Simone, Gavin Guidry
Released: Mar 26, 2025

• The smoothest X-Man, Remy LeBeau, A.K.A. GAMBIT, is forced to face his past, as an UNSTOPPABLE force comes to collect a DEBT, whether from the Cajun's pocket or his HIDE.
•  Details of Remy's life, never before revealed in this thrilling one-shot crime tale, as everyone's favorite card-thrower faces THE VIG.
RATED T+

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Chris X added G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (2023) to their pull list Mar 26, 2025

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (2023)

SERIES PREMIERE
A new era for G.I. JOE starts here...but one Joe won't survive THIS ISSUE!  
The legendary LARRY HAMA is joined by new series artist CHRIS MOONEYHAM (Five Ghosts) and cover artist ANDY KUBERT (Batman, X-Men) to continue one of the longest-running titles in comics history!

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Chris X dropped West Coast Avengers (2024) from their pull list Mar 26, 2025

West Coast Avengers (2024)

ULTRON RETURNS...REDEEMED?

Iron Man and War Machine have put together a new team of Avengers - one that includes villains seeking a path to redemption. Their case study? Ultron - who, against all odds, seems to be walking the straight and narrow...for now. But does the success of one guarantee the success of all? Spider-Woman and Firestar...

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Chris X dropped Storm (2024) from their pull list Mar 26, 2025

Storm (2024)

EARTHS MIGHTIEST MUTANT, NOW HEADLINING HER OWN SOLO SERIES!

Ororo Munroe has lived many lives. She's been a thief, a goddess, an X-Man, a queen and now an Avenger! She is the most prominent, most respected and most powerful mutant on the world stage; and in that role, she intends to be a force for positive change! First up: A major meltd...

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Chris X dropped The New Gods (2024) from their pull list Mar 26, 2025

The New Gods (2024)

RAM V AND EVAN CAGLE RESHAPE THE MYTHOLOGY OF THE DCU! An old god has died, and the reverberations of his passing are felt across the universe, setting forth the soldiers of an intergalactic army and awakening the latent powers of a mysterious child on Earth. But this has all been foreseen--prophesized by the Source and fed as enigmatic images to i...

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Chris X reviewed X-Manhunt Omega #1 Mar 26, 2025
1.0

Bad writing, worse art. Both Simone and Ayodele have done better on their respective books, but this one reads like a rushed job. None of it makes any sense and there seem to be important scenes and transitions missing. The art doesn’t make any of it clearer either. Actually, it’s so bad, I find it insulting to anyone who still cares about the X-Men. It seems that the X-Men line reaches a new more

X-Manhunt Omega #1

By: Gail Simone, Gleb Melnikov
Released: Mar 26, 2025

X-MANHUNT FINALE! The X-MANHUNT concludes as Professor X reaches his destination, and his assorted pursuers, friend and foe alike, catch up with him! Alliances will be battle-tested, the blades of betrayals will cut deep with poisoned tips and, when the dust finally settles, Charles Xavier will have to make a tectonic-shifting choice with the fate ...

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10

I often find that this series lacks atmosphere and personality, but this issue has both. Who wants non-stop action all the time?
This is probably my favorite issue of the series so far.

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #315

By: Larry Hama, Chris Mooneyham
Released: Mar 26, 2025

The fate of Cobra Commander! Destro plots revenge against the man who injured the one woman he loves... but other enemies may not be far behind.

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Chris X reviewed Godzilla Vs. Fantastic Four #1 Mar 26, 2025
2.0

This issue looks like JRJR drew it on toilet paper in one afternoon.

Godzilla Vs. Fantastic Four #1

By: Ryan North, John Romita Jr.
Released: Mar 26, 2025

THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY STARTS HERE! The start of six sensational, action-packed issues with MARVEL HEROES battling THE KING OF THE MONSTERS from its many different eras! How will GODZILLA'S lore mix with the MIGHT MARVEL UNIVERSE? Find out as history is twisted when icons like the FANTASTIC FOUR, SPIDER-MAN, HULK, X-MEN and THOR go face off agai...

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Chris X rated Rogue: The Savage Land #3 Mar 26, 2025
2.0

Rogue: The Savage Land #3

By: Tim Seeley, Zulema Lavina
Released: Mar 26, 2025

MAGNETO VS. KA-ZAR!
•  Can Rogue keep the peace between them long enough to uncover who is threatening the Savage Land?
•  Or will the Master of Magnetism's sins claim them all?
32 PGS./RATED T+

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Chris X reviewed Uncanny X-Men #12 Mar 26, 2025
7.0

I quite enjoyed this little tale from Gambit's past. Not being a huge Gambit fan, I don't know if this is the first glimpse into his childhood, but it certainly adds some depth to our Cajun X-Men. The Vig is an interesting character that I hope we'll get to see more of.
Unfortunately the art is very inconsistent. I'm torn between finding it charming in its simplicity or simply not very good. more

Uncanny X-Men #12

By: Gail Simone, Gavin Guidry
Released: Mar 26, 2025

• The smoothest X-Man, Remy LeBeau, A.K.A. GAMBIT, is forced to face his past, as an UNSTOPPABLE force comes to collect a DEBT, whether from the Cajun's pocket or his HIDE.
•  Details of Remy's life, never before revealed in this thrilling one-shot crime tale, as everyone's favorite card-thrower faces THE VIG.
RATED T+

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Dave DSG reviewed The Rocketfellers #4 Mar 20, 2025
10

Plot
The whole family is nostalgic for their time:

-Rachel longs to fly spaceships again, remembering how she failed to complete several missions after miraculously becoming pregnant with Richie and Rae. Roland encourages her with a very sporty date night.

-Richie wants to show off his inventions and is constantly punished. Only his sister knows this. She feels like he'l more

The Rocketfellers #4

By: Peter J. Tomasi, Francis Manapul
Released: Mar 19, 2025

The Rocketfellers can’t wait to get home to the 25th century…except they can’t. They’re chased by bounty hunters, hidden in 2025, and befuddledly fitting into this might-as-well-be-ancient society. So this family does what it does best: Dad, Rae, and Rex go on a personal adventure, while Mom craves a return to the stars. And as for eldest s...

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Dave DSG - Mar 24, 2025

yes I do, please check others review to find out. And remember it's an opinion, we all have different. I find really strange that the only problem to you is my rating.

Chris X - Mar 26, 2025

You want me to have MORE problems with your reviews? LOL But seriously, I don't have a problem with it or the fact you enjoy this book. Your tens just stood out to me. I have since noticed that you are capable of rating a comic worse than ten. ;)

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