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I didn’t pick up these series expecting it to be this fun and interesting. This was a solid end to a really great series.
Sirens: Love Hurts #4
As winter melts to spring and the marriage of power couple Black Canary and Green Arrow looms large in Gotham City, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy struggle to pick up the shattered pieces of their friendship-turned-situationship…and a shocking revelation turns Catwoman’s relationship with Batman upside down. Even the bride- and groom-to-be face their ...
A 10 to counter Masked Marvel's inevitable review bombing.
Venom #258
THREE'S A CROWD! In the aftermath of Death Spiral, Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker have a long overdue heart-to-heart...but when the masks go on, Venom and Spider-Man have some unfinished business! And one way or another, this is going to lead to a BIG change for Venom and MJ!
How have they not done something to get rid of you at this point? Beyond nasty. Edit: They finally got rid of him!
Hopefully this is the start of getting ASM back on the right track. Brian seems like he could be a fun villain as well. It’s not a perfect issue but you’d have to be an absolute loser to give it a 1.0. Especially without an explanation or allowing people to comment and call you out.
Amazing Spider-Man #29
BEST FR(ENEMIES)! Spider-Man's best friend's life shattered by a terrible accident - and Peter Parker is to blame! Is there a new villain on Spidey's block?
The car crash and the ending was a little unbelievable but f@ it! The art is great and this was a fun issue. It's okay to have an issue occasionally that doesn't make a great stride forward in the story. It's okay to just enjoy reading sometimes haha.
Batman #5
A night out with Bruce Wayne goes off the rails immediately for Dr. Annika Zeller-it seems her experimental Crown of Storms has her marked for death. And if they survive the legendary 000 Gang, they'll still have to confront the sinister assassin known as The Ojo!
JMS really understands Peter and his supporting cast. The heartfelt dialogue really hits me in the feels..... but the spidey stuff? WTH is even going on with the bat rat lady haha. Feels like his run in the past where I lived all his dialogue but couldn't care less about morlun.
Amazing Spider-Man: Torn #3
TORN...BETWEEN TWO LOVES! As Gwen and MJ both rush to the aid of an injured Peter Parker, Peter finds himself torn between them- but will his decision end up hurting his best friend, Harry Osborn? Plus, Spider-Man's new villain Evangeline gets an upgrade- including a mind-bending new ally who's about to make Spidey's life even MORE complicated!
Best absolute title hands down for me. Batman is fun but I'm reading absolute Wonder Woman in the parking lot of the comic shop. Maybe she'll kill the main Wonder Woman in dcko and take her place in main continuity hahaha. Just playing..... kinda.
Absolute Wonder Woman #14
To save the world from an all-new supernatural threat that Diana is uniquely unqualified to solve, she will have to reach back to the oldest and deepest of gods for their assistance. But they may not agree with her position. In the midst of this struggle, a new player makes their presence known, but are they friend or foe? Concluding a two-part gue...
Same great story with art so bad it nearly takes me out of it. But if I just ignore their faces, that convo between MJ and May is a goodie. Also maybe it's just me but Morlun has always just never did it for me.
Spider-Man '94 #3
WHO IS EZEKIEL SIMS? While SPIDER-MAN tries to recover from the worst beatdown of his life, MORLUN continues his dark and twisted plans. Why is KAINE stalking the Parker Family? And what role does KRAVEN THE HUNTER play in all of this?
This book is not nearly decent enough to handle a release schedule gap. This issue feels like a big issue of nothing. Wanna know what's going on? Well you're not gonna find out in this issue...... or any bat book from the last 20 years because Loeb hasn't read Batman since the Hush 1.
Batman #162
"H2SH" with Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee Part 5! Batman versus the Bat-Family! Whose side are you on?
The silliness of the DC KO event has slipped into the monthly DC books. Nothing wrong with the writing or the art - but conceptually it's bonkers. The whole story is predicated on heroes having to duke it out to claim the Heart of Apokolips and become King Omega for some very convoluted reasons and now how that goofiness effects the Superman family. I feel bad for the creative team on this book ha more
Superman #31
Superman and his allies have been thrown into a dangerous game to capture the Heart of Apokolips at the center of Earth. But what is the Heart of Apokolips? And how are its origins tied to Krypton?! And why doesn't Darkseid's Legion want Superman to find out?
.......You do realize that Williamson is both the writer for this and DCKO right? Haha.
I thought it was Scott Snyder. The tone is totally different here ... but just as silly.
Art.
The Power Fantasy #12
NEW STORY ARC
That Etienne Lux guy, eh? He's an interesting fella. What's going on with him? Also, %@$!ing chaos fallout from issue 11. Seriously, we're just throwing handfuls at poop at every fan we see, then demanding more poop and more fans. More poop! More fans!
I almost forgot what it's like when a writer who actually understands these characters is doing their thing.
Amazing Spider-Man: Torn #1
One of the most important Spider-Man writers returns to the webbed wonder! That's right, J. Michael Stracynski is back but this time he's digging into a very different part of Spidey history! Jump back with us to Peter's college days at EMPIRE STATE UNIVERSITY with Gwen, Harry, MJ and Flash! But not everything is rosy and happy as a new evil rears ...
Eddie Brock: Carnage #9
THE DEATH OF CARNAGE?! Eddie and Carnage's investigation has hardly gone as planned, leaving them at the whims of its mysterious proprietor - a symbiote host Eddie remembers from his days as the King in Black. She has the key to killing Carnage, but the price of ridding the world of him once and for all is costly. Will Eddie be willing to pay it, o...
It's sad that this is ending, because this is really good stuff.
Eddie Brock: Carnage #9
THE DEATH OF CARNAGE?! Eddie and Carnage's investigation has hardly gone as planned, leaving them at the whims of its mysterious proprietor - a symbiote host Eddie remembers from his days as the King in Black. She has the key to killing Carnage, but the price of ridding the world of him once and for all is costly. Will Eddie be willing to pay it, o...
Strange Tales #1
ROLL THE DICE...IF YOU DARE! It's Halloween, and Nico Minoru joins her girlfriend Karolina Dean, and friends Teddy Altman and Billy Kaplan for a rousing round of RPG Hoosegows and Hydras. But when a dice roll leads to goblins materializing in real life and her friends all disappearing, Nico Minoru is soon left running through NYC's streets with a v...
The story is pretty good and more than enough to make me buy the next issue. But...... that art. Towe is pretty great at keeping that 90s style when spidey is in costume. But his faces are rough. Almost need a full spread to fit in the gap between everyone's eyes.
Spider-Man '94 #2
THE MARK OF KAINE! After his first altercation with KAINE, Spider-Man is left with many unanswered questions. Where did Kaine come from, and what are his connections to the dreaded MORLUN? Brace yourselves and expect the unexpected as the lore of the hit animated series continues to expand in new and exciting ways!
This is 100% a filler arc and I'm not here for it. Call me when Pete's back on earth. Hell the Norman spidey stuff is even way more interesting than this. I just.... Don't care.
Amazing Spider-Man #13
SPIDEY & HIS COSMIC FRIENDS! Who is this space-faring Spider-Man, and who is his crew?! You may recognize Rocket Raccoon and may have heard of Symbie. The other companions will have a huge impact on Spider-Man and may hold a key to some mysteries that have been brewing!
Art is really carrying this book. The plot isn't bad tho. Just kinda generic. Vandal savage is going after Batman..... yeah he was already gunning for bats but like..... FOR REAL THIS TIME! Haha.
Batman #2
Injured, cuffed, and tossed in the back of a GCPD paddy wagon with a dozen uncuffed and violent criminals, Robin (Tim Drake) will have to use everything he's learned from the Dark Knight if he hopes to survive his own dark night.Will Batman arrive in time to help him, or will this mission change the waythe city and the GCPD view the Dynamic Duo for...
There just was nothing in this issue I really like. Plus the whole b-story with the skull solider felt like a huge waste of pages just to justify the cover price. There's some hope with the end but I think I could have skipped this whole issue and could prob figure out the next issue.
Venom #250
THE RETURN OF KNULL!!! Mary Jane Watson is finally in the swing of things as the new Venom host, using their powers in all-new ways to be the hero the symbiote never knew it could be! But as she cleans up the streets of New York, she remains blissfully unaware of the strands of darkness leading off into the darkness of the void. Knull, the creator ...
Kelly Thompson continues to offer up a tremendous series full of twists and turns. Kelly's run on Birds of Prey was criminally bad. But this is like a different person all together. It's damn good. Bravo.
Absolute Wonder Woman #12
Be careful what you wish for, Diana, as you just might get it. With a surprising but not unwelcome ally, Diana makes her final moves inside the maze. But even in winning the day, there will be devastating losses to bear.
I wish we were getting the Mary Jane retrieval arc but oh well. This was still a solid start and feels like the old show. Would score it higher if Towe could draw faces. Everything else looks great tho. Peter especially has some ROUGH panels.
Spider-Man '94 #1
THE HIT '90s ANIMATED SERIES RETURNS! After searching to the ends of the Multiverse, PETER PARKER - the AMAZING, the SPECTACULAR, the RADIOACTIVE Web-Head himself - A.K.A. SPIDER-MAN, swings back into the streets of New York City with his beloved Mary Jane WATSON in tow! But what's this? One of these villains is not like the others: Witness this un...