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Marc Spector: Moon Knight #5
THE RETURN OF ACHILLES FAIRCHILD! Something wicked this way comes, and it's a pissed-off demigod with an ax to grind against MARC SPECTOR: MOON KNIGHT! Achilles Fairchild has been pummeled once already - but what's happened to him in his time away? And why does it spell disaster not just for Marc Spector but for his friends and allies as well?!
Batman #10
The GCPD’s “Operation Peregine” struck a deep blow to the heart of the Bat-Family. But while Savage and his TUCOs celebrate their victory, Batman is about to set the record straight. He knows how to take a punch. He knows how to get back up. And he’s about to show Vandal Savage, the Minotaur, and anyone else who threatens Gotham City exactly what t...
Infernal Hulk #7
INFERNAL HULK vs. the X-MEN! When Infernal Hulk exerts mysterious control over all mutantkind, drawing them to his growing army in the horrific LIVING CITY, can the X-Men resist the call? Can they save mutantkind from their monstrous new leader? And when Hulk attacks them head-on, which of them will he try to kill…and which will he recruit?
I figured out what I hate the most about this storyline: every featured character is unlikable. I’ll give credit to Loeb for that, since it’s not an easy feat to pull off, and I doubt it was his intention. The other things I hate about this so-called finale? Horrible, cheesy dialogue, including Bats’ own stupefying internal monologue; amateurish plotting that simply has things happen whenever and more
Batman #163
The shocking conclusion to “H2SH” Part One with Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee! Will Batman survive Hush’s revenge when his only allies are his greatest enemies?
Wtf did I just read? And this is only part one???
Batman #163
The shocking conclusion to “H2SH” Part One with Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee! Will Batman survive Hush’s revenge when his only allies are his greatest enemies?
Well that happened. We’re a year and six issues in and I still don’t know what’s going on, what villains’ motive are, and why things are happening.
Even the art looks rushed and cramped and dark. And Hush killed Batman and then Talia saved Bats with a conveniently located Lazarus Pit. When Bats revives, he kisses Talia. Meanwhile we learn The Bats the gang was fighting is dun dun dun CL
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Batman #163
The shocking conclusion to “H2SH” Part One with Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee! Will Batman survive Hush’s revenge when his only allies are his greatest enemies?
It's a fine comic. But as the final issue for Ultimates, a series I loved, it's ultimately disappointing. Hulk here should've been used more. Everything here is just rushed because this needed to end. Thanks Marvel for ruining this.
All we have left are two issues for this whole universe. And I don't really care about Ultimate Endgame anymore.
Ultimates #24
YEAR TWO OF THE ULTIMATE UNIVERSE NEARS ITS END IN THE FINAL ISSUE OF ULTIMATES! She-Hulk and her remaining teammates confront the villainous Hulk in a brutal, all-or-nothing battle on Gamma Island!
Literally created an account just so I could gush about how much I love this issue
Absolute Green Arrow #1
A serial killer is slaughtering corrupt billionaires. The only clue to his identity is the mysterious green arrows sticking out of his victims’ corpses. Executive protection specialist Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Absolute Black Canary, is one of the people tasked to uncover this murderer’s identity as she investigates her suspects…all familiar DC archers u...
This is absolutely fantastic. Pun intended.
A scathing indictment of corporate America and the greed of the rich.
The Absolute universe holding a mirror up to America and what a hideous reflection that looks back.
The courage to challenge norms makes Oliver and Dinah, empathetic and relatable, though not without faults. Men and Women of the people, functioning to
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Absolute Green Arrow #1
A serial killer is slaughtering corrupt billionaires. The only clue to his identity is the mysterious green arrows sticking out of his victims’ corpses. Executive protection specialist Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Absolute Black Canary, is one of the people tasked to uncover this murderer’s identity as she investigates her suspects…all familiar DC archers u...
A 10 to counter Masked Marvel's inevitable review bombing.
Amazing Spider-Man #29
BEST FR(ENEMIES)! Spider-Man's best friend's life shattered by a terrible accident - and Peter Parker is to blame! Is there a new villain on Spidey's block?
Gabe, less people visit the site because of people like you and your tiresome negativity. Do you even like comics? To me it appears you glean zero joy for any of it. Also - using TDS to frame your insult. You are a writer, are you not? How brutally uninspired. You a MAGA Republican? Because if so, the mystery of your negativity has now been solved.
Can't help but notice that the dead site that Gabe used to write reviews for is no longer getting counted for critic reviews. Something about throwing stones in glass houses and all that.
A 10 to counter Masked Marvel's inevitable review bombing.
Venom #258
THREE'S A CROWD! In the aftermath of Death Spiral, Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker have a long overdue heart-to-heart...but when the masks go on, Venom and Spider-Man have some unfinished business! And one way or another, this is going to lead to a BIG change for Venom and MJ!
How have they not done something to get rid of you at this point? Beyond nasty. Edit: They finally got rid of him!
This was good. Really good. Very well written epilogue where adult people speak like adults. I honestly don't get why people are so mad about this. What did they expect? Some fanfiction where the woman jumps at the mans feet and begs for fogrgiveness? Here at least both characters are treated like they are adults and aren't just bland like in the massive disappointment Ultimate Potential-Man. more
Venom #258
THREE'S A CROWD! In the aftermath of Death Spiral, Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker have a long overdue heart-to-heart...but when the masks go on, Venom and Spider-Man have some unfinished business! And one way or another, this is going to lead to a BIG change for Venom and MJ!
Look man, I have zero interest talking about this with you. You obviously don't like this series so stop reading it. Giving all mainline Spider-Man comics a 1 and arguing about it with people who like it helps no one and goes nowhere. I liked MJ's apology and how both her and Peter acted like adults. You don't so don't read this series. Why do you want to be mad all the time?
Absolute peak.
Absolute Green Arrow #1
A serial killer is slaughtering corrupt billionaires. The only clue to his identity is the mysterious green arrows sticking out of his victims’ corpses. Executive protection specialist Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Absolute Black Canary, is one of the people tasked to uncover this murderer’s identity as she investigates her suspects…all familiar DC archers u...
Absolute Green Arrow (2026)
A serial killer is slaughtering corrupt billionaires. The only clue to his identity is the mysterious green arrows sticking out of his victims’ corpses. Executive protection specialist Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Absolute Black Canary, is one of the people tasked to uncover this murderer’s identity as she investigates her suspects…all familiar DC archers u...
Another banger of an issue. I just like how Kelly keeps everything connected. I wasn't a fan of Death Spiral in the end, but it's nice to see it isn't forgotten. Art was amazing and Brian is creepy and a good villain. Just good stuff.
Amazing Spider-Man #29
BEST FR(ENEMIES)! Spider-Man's best friend's life shattered by a terrible accident - and Peter Parker is to blame! Is there a new villain on Spidey's block?
Amazing Spider-Man / Venom: Death Spiral - Body Count (2026)
THE ORIGIN OF TORMENT! The scariest new villain in the Marvel Universe finally gets his story told! He's hunted Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson and Eddie Brock, killing his way to their throats and wrapping his razor whip around them. What forged the deadliest serial killer since Cletus Kasady? Find out in this one shot that will define Torment's pa...
This was just eh. Like, this didn't make Torment any better, or Death Spiral any better. And his motivation to go after Spider-Man felt more lazy. Like all of this felt just... eh.
Amazing Spider-Man / Venom: Death Spiral - Body Count #1
THE ORIGIN OF TORMENT! The scariest new villain in the Marvel Universe finally gets his story told! He's hunted Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson and Eddie Brock, killing his way to their throats and wrapping his razor whip around them. What forged the deadliest serial killer since Cletus Kasady? Find out in this one shot that will define Torment's pa...
It's... eh. Everything starts to feel rushed and with one issue left, I can't see this ending well.
Ultimate Endgame #4
SPIDER-MAN MEETS HIS MAKER! Time is ticking on the Ultimate Universe!!! In this penultimate issue of the most climactic super-hero event EVER(!)…heroes will fall, villains will rise and your favorite characters will be forced to make difficult sacrifices!
Reading this made me feel like 12 years old again, reading monthly Spidey comics (here in Finland), starting from BND. So yeah, nostalgia goggles made me enjoy this very much.
Spectacular Spider-Man: Brand New Day #1
Revisit one of the most transformative periods of Spider-Man history with some of the creators who made it happen! Spider-Man discovers one of the most valuable items the Kingpin, aka Wilson Fisk possesses – THE LEXICON. This directory of the Kingpin’s criminal enterprise could destroy the criminal landscape of New York City, and that’s Spider-Man’...
Loved this. And it's funny that Snyder is making Bruce's backstory the question mark Joker usually has in Prime Earth. We don't know for sure was it accidental, or part of a bigger plan.
Absolute Batman #20
As the dust settles in the city of Gotham after the loss of [redacted], Robins enter the scene ready to hunt and more than one secret will be revealed in this seminal issue.