Originally, this solicitation text was in the form of haiku. Unfortunately, the poem was so beautiful that it caused all those who read to cry hysterically for the rest of their lives. So we had to remove it. So yeah, Nextwave is here!
"I want the New Rhinestone Maximums." Ohhhhh, sweeeeeet. Ellie gets the best lines this issue, and here's one of them. Rhinestones were considered the chintzy equivalent of diamonds back in the disco era. “Maximums” equals Ultimates. Read Full Review