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8.5
I don't get the haters.
This series is so much fun, and I'm going to miss it ;___;
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7.5
I can’t hate this series, I just can’t. The loose plot and haphazard pacing should be driving me mad, but Joanne Starer’s writing makes these characters so lovable that I can forgive some of the rushed plot development happening in this penultimate issue to set us up ahead of the finale. Fire & Ice have such a relatable relationship that you can’t help but feel that their friendship is something you go through with your best friend at some point in your life. Natacha Bustos and Tamra Bonvillain bring it all together in some of the most fun visuals you can ask for. I wish this book was an ongoing, but with the plot starting to come apart for this specific arc, its clear that the end is coming just at the right time.
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2.0
Whoever at DC commissioned this wretched series needs their head examining.
As does the utter clown who, when reviewing this issue, gave it a perfect 10.
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1.5
It's absolutely pathetic that DC is putting out wretched garbage like this.
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1.5
Ok so first lets get off the real reasons to dislike this entire series.
1) None of the characters are written in character. Joanne Starer clearly has no idea who any of these characters are. They feel like all OC's just re-skinned as DC characters.
2) This is like season 54 of Days of Our Lives where only wine moms would enjoy this. Like that is what the humor feels like.
3) This has no functional plot besides mindless hi-jinks.
Now for the reason you can all call me names for but something really ticked me off and why I wanted to write this review for this specific issue: How they treated the disabled character.
Rant time: Why the ^$&* did they somehow justify robbing and harassing a guy in a wheelchair (and imply he shouldn't use tactics to not... you know get robbed and possibly killed by a giant gorilla), because he charges too much money for drinks? So because the guy owns his own business and wants to survive in the USA with a disability they have the right to rob him? Fire is the one who says the comment about drinks! The guy isn't rich. He has been dealt a crappy hand in life and is just trying to make it and you, the hero come in to screw him. This book is trash as it is, and filled with BS themes, but then you go and punch down? Really? That feels bad. And tactless. I just have little patience for trying to justify harassing a person with disabilities and still sell the harasser as the 'better person' which is how the situation seemed to be trying to play out.
Rant over. more
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1.0
For immediate recycling...I don't know why I gave it a 1...Nice printing!
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1.0
I believe this series was the worst book sold in 2023 and will somehow be the worst book sold in 2024 as well. THE SAME SERIES!!! No one is even close to being in character, everyone is competing to be the most annoying character in the book, the humor is juvenile and misfires more often than not and the utter haughtiness of the writing just leaves a bad taste in ones mouth. The slice of life YA thing can be done with known superheroes (see She-Hulk) but it seems most of these authors need TONS of help from the editors or just maybe they could read some old issues of comics involving the characters they are asked to write. This is not Fire. This is not Ice. This is just bad comedy from someone who didn't understand the assignment. I don't blame Joanne Starer though, I blame DC.
On a side note, I'd like to apologize to Charlie Jane Anders. I hated New Mutants Lethal Legion and gave issue #1 and #5 a score of 1 and 1.5. I now know that series read like Shakespeare compared to this atrocity. This is what a comic book with a score of 1 really looks like. This or anything written by Meghan Fitzmartin. more
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6.0
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5.0