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Justice Society of America #10
THE HUNTRESS, HUNTED! Ruby's search for her father continues, and she'll stop at nothing to find him, even if it means killing the Huntress and destroying the Justice Society of America!
Power Girl #9
HOUSE OF BRAINIAC TIE-IN! Hey Power Girl, come out to play! With the Czarnians seizing control of Power Girl's Metropolis neighborhood, Crush offers herself up as a diplomat to reason with her unreasonable relatives. But these aliens are as corrupt as they are crude and decide they'll just add Crush their growing number of hostages. Can Power Girl ...
Power Girl #10
HOUSE OF BRAINIAC TIE-IN! BREAK OUT! Power Girl joins the Holliday Girls in this action-packed House of Brainiac tie-in! Goblin and his goons may have the neighborhood, but they'll never break the spirit of our local hero and her new allies. With the biker gangs brawling, it's now up to Crush and Paige to shut the Czarnians down for good. Can the p...
Absolute Power: Ground Zero #1
THE DOMINOS FALL! Written by Mark Waid, Joshua Williamson, Nicole Maines and Chip Zdarsky Art by Gleb Melnikov, Skylar Patridge and V Ken Marion As the DC Universe braces for the Absolute Power blitzkrieg, the key to capturing metahuman powers on planet Earth will at last be unlocked! Bridging the events of Batman, Superman: House of Brainiac, and ...
The Boy Wonder #2
Jason Todd is the exile prince of Batman's kingdom, stalking Gotham's darkest alleys and eternally turning his face from the light of day--all because he cannot quench the burning flame of anger and retribution that consumes his heart. Can Damian learn from Jason's mistakes? Or is the reflective mask of the Red Hood doomed to be a mirror held up to...
Shazam! #12
Billy and the Captain have always made a great team...so why is the Captain keeping secrets from him? Darla discovers the Captain has the ability to transform without Billy knowing, but why now? What is it that the Captain doesn't want him to know? The answer will not only impact the adoption plans...but the future of Billy's existence!
Cheesy and lame with a "please clap" ending.
Batman #148
DARK PRISONS--FINALE It all comes down to this: Batman versus Batman! With Damian's life--and the future of Gotham--hanging in the balance, nothing can prepare either version of the Dark Knight for what's about to happen!
Shazam! #11
The Vasquezes have made the extraordinary decision to adopt the kids! All they have to do is pass a home inspection by the adoption agency, but ever since the Gods rebuilt the family home, things have become a bit of a magical mess. Can they make it through the day without the inspector running into any interdimensional creatures?
Stinky
Batman #147
With no allies, no weapons, and almost no hope...can Batman fight back before Zur makes a true devil's bargain? The world is about to know Zur's true power! Him and...his new sidekick? Dark Prisons continues!
I haven't read the issue yet, I just like to understand why people like or dislike certain things cause it helps me decide whether I should pick it up or not. I asked for elaboration on why this issue was deemed "stinky", and instead of an explanation I got a fart joke. So no, I guess I don't get it.
The fart joke is a metaphor for Chip's run. It's a retread of already done plot lines, just worse
Embarrassing.
Harley Quinn Annual: 2024
Toot toot! Ladies and germs, don't you just hate it when you bust your butt left and right with no reward? Whether you're devoted to a life of heroism, villainy, or regular-person-ism--everyone needs a break. Which is where the HARLEY QUINN 2024 ANNUAL comes in! 40 pages of luxurious luxury cruise-based comedy guaranteed to leave you feeling rested...
Power Girl #8
HOUSE OF BRAINIAC TIE-IN! After an unexpected attack by Brainiac and his army of Lobos, everyone who has power in Metropolis has been kidnapped and imprisoned. But fear not, our hero has avoided capture and is the lone super in a city of helpless civilians. Will she be up for the challenge? Or is a strange visitor about to turn her world upside-dow...
Stilted dialogue, meh premise.
Batman and Robin Annual: 2024
FATHER-AND-SON ROAD TRIP! Batman and Robin have gone through hell the last few months, so Bruce decides to take Damian on a camping trip to bond. But as they try to enjoy the great outdoors, they find a different kind of hunting ground...one that hunts the most dangerous game! Trapped and cut off from their weapons and backup, Batman and Robin must...
Wretched narration. Crazy that this writer is being given more work, much less the GCS.
Catwoman #60
NINE LIVES PART TWO. Somewhere in one of the world's most beautiful cities, a dance to the death is taking place. The setting? An accursed theater where no matter the play in question, the stakes are life and death, with a prize worth more than its weight in gold. And at the heart of it all stalks the devilishly deviant Flamingo and his latest cost...
It wasn't too terrible compared to her other work, but the narration, particularly on (if I recall correctly) page 1 was really awful. Combine that with the 9-ways-to-die concept and other stupid shit like being "killed" on stage in an entirely mundane manner incongruent with the idea of Flamingo's little event, then being merely deposited in an alley, and its pretty bad.
It's absolutely pathetic that DC is putting out wretched garbage like this.
Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville #5
Fire and Ice's salon has gone up in flames, and Smallville doesn't seem far behind it. The villains in residence grow restless for bedlam and a better payday than they've had access to since joining Fire's rehabilitation program, and even the locals have got a strange, almost possessed gleam in their eyes these days...
Batman: City of Madness #2
The Court of Owls summons Batman, demanding he venture deep beneath the city to fight what has been unleashed from its depths: a wave of madness infecting Gotham's villains, driven by the monstrous creature they're calling the Batman Below. But the Court has not-entirely-noble reasons for wanting this chaos stopped... Is Batman their weapon, or the...
Weird book.
Batman and Robin #4
BATMAN AND ROBIN HAVE BEEN SEPARATED! Batman works with White Rabbit to track down the new femme fatale Shush while his son, Damian, hunts down the criminal mastermind who is targeting his father! But Damian won't like who he finds! Don't miss out on the shocking ending!
Punisher #2
NO ONE ESCAPES THE PUNISHER!
Deep in the heart of New York City, the crime lord known as the Offer trades in every currency on the planet. Barricaded within his fortified tower, he is defended by an army of guards, the latest in cutting-edge security and a team of stone-cold super villains capable of slaughtering a battalion. With the limitles...
Speed Force #2
As Wallace and Avery race to uncover the mystery of the missing S.T.A.R. Labs scientists, something appears to be affecting their friends--is it tied to the bubbles popping up all over Keystone, or the spooky Speed Force stuff Mr. Terrific is warning everyone about? Also, a classic Flash character appears--and is really into EDM, but to what end? T...
lmao
Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville #4
Ice's worst fears about Fire's antics are confirmed when a horrifying revelation comes to light, and whatever trust they'd tentatively rebuilt crumbles to dust. And despite Martha Kent's best attempts to mediate over Smallville's finest drag brunch, there might be no coming back for what was once the Justice League's most dynamic duo. (Booster and ...
Shazam! #6
Meet the Captain! reaches its action-packed finale when Billy is forced to battle the very six gods who give him his magic abilities--a fight he can't possibly hope to win! Once the dust settles...who will possess the power of Shazam? PLUS: The interdimensional imp Bat-Mite has come to Fawcett City and he's brought his cousin with him: the Captain'...