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Infernal Hulk #1 looked like a great opportunity to jump back on the Hulk bandwagon, but the mindless violence was a no-go for me. Don't get me wrong, as a horror fan I do enjoy blood and guts, but I hate it when the gore is portrayed as comedic, which is the case here. I would usually attribute it to an incapable artist, but Nic Klein knows exactly what he‘s doing.
What makes this issue ev more
INCREDIBLE...IMMORTAL...INFERNAL! The evil known as Eldest has literally torn Bruce Banner and the Hulk apart and taken the Hulk's body as their own. This new, unstoppable Infernal Hulk is ten times the monster that everyone always feared Hulk would be. Their diabolical plan is to plunge the world back into ancient horrors by transforming our heroe...
The first two stories seem like more of the same silly and embarrassing fare on the level of Marvel did and repeat. But the last story, the Punisher one, is written by a PKJ who is ACTUALLY trying to write something violent, where the art is left to illustrate each bloody scene, reminiscent of a Garth Ennis story where Castle plays a dentist who treats a wretch better than any dentist could. This more
ANOTHER EPIC INSTALLMENT OF HORROR! FIRST! Taboo and B. Earl join forces with industry legend LUKE ROSS to tell a Blade tale unlike any other, as the Dauntless Daywalker faces down a bloodthirsty and heretofore forgotten QUEEN OF MONSTERS! THEN! Your new favorite creative team GARY MOLONEY and BALDEMAR RIVAS join forces to attempt the impossible…...
Before Immortal Hulk deservedly established itself in the comic book industry with fifty impactful issues (surpassing Batman, Daredevil, and whatever you thought was a solid run), the jade giant did what he knew how to do: SMASH! And one of those smashes is published in the second volume of Savage Hulk, where Alan Davis shows more than competence in the character, both in the script and the art. I more
A GUARANTEED SMASH HIT!!! Is Hulk really the strongest there is? Sure, he's stronger than most PEOPLE…but is he really stronger than EVERYTHING? Dinosaurs? Planets? Gravity? Cosmic forces??? Find out here because when we say Hulk takes on all-comers in this new miniseries, we really mean it!!! It's non-stop action in the classic mighty Marvel man...
What's worse, Castle now controlled by the vigilante and reformed Fisk, or him being controlled by a woman? Percy sucks, but what Palmiotti writes here is a thousand times worse, typical writer who spends ALL HIS TIME on Twitter complaining about Trump and receiving responses he clearly can't handle.
FRANK CASTLE - PRISONER?! It's no easy task to capture Frank Castle, and what his enemies do to him this issue is well beyond that. This comic will shock, disturb and have you on the edge of your seat. Buckle up!
Hmm! It's not bad, but I'm not going to get too "wow! This is what I need", since Marvel isn't one to give you crumbs, but a complete, well-done meal. We have a plot entirely focused on Daredevil (nah, I never liked the character, because I was fascinated by Castle killing thugs Garth Ennis-style and causing a stir among the more sensitive), with Punisher as a supporting character. We have somethi more
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO PULL THE TRIGGER? DAREDEVIL and THE PUNISHER - two of Marvel's mightiest with one of the most celebrated and storied rivalries in comics find themselves at odds, not only with each other, but with New York's criminal element once again! Writer Jimmy Palmiotti revisits the world that was, as Frank Castle is pitted agains...
To call this bad is to insult comics that are merely bad but can improve with time.
To have hope in this is probably someone hoping that woke books will become a cultural phenomenon, when in reality it has left so many cracks that it's slowly disappearing; what was already empty will become total emptiness.
The writer is a tool of an entire editorial team; I should feel sorry more
INCREDIBLE...IMMORTAL...INFERNAL! The evil known as Eldest has literally torn Bruce Banner and the Hulk apart and taken the Hulk's body as their own. This new, unstoppable Infernal Hulk is ten times the monster that everyone always feared Hulk would be. Their diabolical plan is to plunge the world back into ancient horrors by transforming our heroe...
What the hell was that? And I praised Straczynski for his sort of revisiting of the Hulk's origin in that one-shot with Doctor Strange. But what was this? And the art is awful, even more so when the Hulk appears, and the rest is so unnecessary.
The writer is good, damn it! Why subject him to writing garbage like this?
REVOLUTIONARY WARRIORS, ASSEMBLE! Calamity strikes when a mysterious force dares to tamper with the sacred threads of history. CAPTAIN AMERICA and his formidable squad of Marvel heroes leap into action! Their mission? To safeguard the founding of the United States of America! The fate of the nation hangs in the balance at the dawn of the Revolution...
All the comics I reviewed negatively didn't make it past the first issue, because it's obvious that the corny premise will remain the same issue after issue, as will the art. Not seeing this is either suffering from serious mental disorders or thinking that Marvel is doing us a favor by publishing garbage like this that devalues a writer's ability.
Chris Y Here we have a competent writer who sabotages himself by accepting to write this type of story at the behest of an editor, and the art is very, very bad. But the question that persists is why Marvel doesn't turn idiotic stories like this into something promising that will actually boost sales and at least have commercial appeal. Those who keep the comic book market going are the old readers; the new ones are simply reading comics about characters that were created decades ago.
It's as if we're watching the official sequel to the 1984 film. A certain flashback, narrated by Reese, explains the development of the story, which goes further and includes major plot twists.
HUMANITY — THE FIRST CASUALTY OF WAR!
In Skynet’s dark future, not every human who loses a battle against the machines is killed outright. Some who are undamaged enough to work are sent to labor camps to help their robotic oppressors reclaim the salvageable material from their mechanical casualties.
Among the inmates o...
Absolutely brutal! One of the best series, it's hard to find something as good to compete with it.
NEW FANS AND OLD… DON’T MISS THIS PERFECT JUMPING-ON POINT AS A BRAND-NEW CONAN ARC BEGINS HERE!
THE CONQUERING CROWN: The King of Aquilonia has gone mad, or so the rumors say. A tyrant sits upon the throne and all will suffer until he is deposed or dead.
Conan the Mercenary cares nothing for these royal rumors and pet...
SAKAAR, PARTY OF ONE! SHE-HULK is back, and she's... stuck on Sakaar?? Spinning out of Jonathan Hickman's hit cosmic epic, IMPERIAL, Jennifer Walters made a promise to her cousin, HULK, to watch over the planet Sakaar and its people for a few days. But it's been longer than a few days, and now She-Hulk is in charge of keeping the peace on a planet ...
"So keeping that in mind he really liked this one!" The type of comment that disgusts me most about woke people (including transgender) is seeing everything through the lens of social equality, regardless of whether the person is offering negative criticism.
On his profile, he gave low ratings to books that are, in fact, shit, and here he doesn't need to explain that this feminist cancer simply burns the Planet Hulk concept. Deliver us of the red plague and comics will return to what they once were, and woke can go back to your closet from which should never have left.
Completely unnecessary, especially the Hulk's characterization and his idiotic dialogue, which could only have come from a version of Phillip Kennedy Johnson. What we have here is yet another recycling effort, now written by a feminist who is paid by Marvel to be able to switch to autopilot and get all the crap out of her mind, ignoring a script that could have been acceptable. We know the writer more
SAKAAR, PARTY OF ONE! SHE-HULK is back, and she's... stuck on Sakaar?? Spinning out of Jonathan Hickman's hit cosmic epic, IMPERIAL, Jennifer Walters made a promise to her cousin, HULK, to watch over the planet Sakaar and its people for a few days. But it's been longer than a few days, and now She-Hulk is in charge of keeping the peace on a planet ...
Liam Sharp and the wonderful pin-ups magnificently command this issue. But the most interesting thing was seeing, albeit in a short story, Danny Earls with his art that fits the narrative of a Robert E. Howard character, and in black and white, it becomes quite visible that this artist was more challenged here than in the Hulk by the apathetic Phillip Kennedy Johnson, considering that Earls' Hulk more
Featuring writer/artist Liam Sharp’s triumphant return to the Hyborian Age with a spellbinding CONAN epic, the debut of Robert E. Howard’s CORAMAC NAC ART brought to life by writer Ron Marz and artist Danny Earls, colossal covers from Alex Horley and Liam Sharp, an array of astonishing pin-ups, and more. SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN issue #11 lays sie...
Fantastic Four #3 was better than the previous issue ... but that’s not saying much. The plot was fine and the “defeat” of Doom was interesting - but apparently will have zero affect on the Doom crossover event. The book was competently written and the plot made sense (even though it was tied to time-travel) however the characters (with a few exceptions) are entirely off. If you changed the more
ONE WORLD UNDER DOOM! Doom's secret - and how he's been able to win so much, so often - has been revealed. But how do you best the no-win scenario? The Fantastic Four have an idea - but it'll take them to the frozen depths of Antarctica, deep into Doom's secret lair, where they'll face their greatest challenge yet. It's Doom vs. the Fantastic Four ...
This is the same guy who is going to write a Hulk miniseries, and nothing gets me out of my mind that, what I saw in the first look, looks like a cell phone animation.
And the premise of Hulk seems to be the same as Fantastic Four's: sending characters through different time periods. Writers too sensitive to step outside their comfort zones.
Whenever I'm here, the ratings of this landless Woke Hulk will plummet. I feel sorry for those who praise this when in reality the writer is just throwing crumbs and using any positive reaction he gets as fodder. This is the empty, unattractive world of progressives.
Anyway, nothing happens; it's an absurd disservice to the Immortal Hulk, who walks in the light of a deservedly acclaimed more
ABOMINATION RETURNS! The BIGGEST STATUS QUO CHANGE IN HULK'S HISTORY happens in this issue! It's a rematch to the death as Eldest possesses one of Hulk's greatest villains, and the door to the Eternal Prison is opened! The end of an era, the beginning of a new one and the FIRST APPEARANCE of the MOTHER OF HORRORS in this LANDMARK issue of the INCRE...
I don't know if the blocking worked, but I did my part. And if they block me, it's a favor they're doing. If I have two followers who genuinely want to read comics, and a thousand blocked, that's already a victory for me. By the way, the one above is Phillip Kennedy Johnson. He's humiliating himself to attract people to participate in his live streams. Poor communist.
If you're a Terminator fan, and have more admiration for the 1984 film, you'll find a lot here that goes far beyond the 90s film sequel.
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE — AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER!
In the post-apocalyptic future that follows Judgment Day, the shattered remnants of humanity must make use of every tool they can in their existential battle against the machines — and that includes the deadliest weapons that Skynet sends to annihilate them.
For one me...
What you're seeing here isn't a comic worthy of attention, but rather some woke shit whose websites (which no one cares about) rate it as a 10, when, for them, comics should be just that: stupid fun and that's it. The kind of mentality of a teenager (which we understand so far), but what makes the praise even more bizarre in the face of this shit is that they come from nerdy adults (which in itsel more
Well, thanks. To be honest, at this point I'm used to being disappointed by Marvel eventually. So I'm enjoying it while I can.
Marvel clearly doesn't like the Hulk, or rather, its editors. One embarrassment after another, unfortunately, is him becoming a bigger piece of shit than he already is in the MCU.
Earth's Mightiest Prey! Reeling from the deadly Yautja invasion, Earth's surviving heroes lick their wounds and form a last line of defense. Wolverine and Spider-Man take the lead - but will their experience battling Predators in the past be enough? And an unexpected ally makes an appearance...
Tynion writing an interesting miniseries, leaving his nonsense aside and more focused on the script.
From the New York Times bestseller and multi-Eisner award-winner James Tynion IV (Something is Killing the Children, The Nice House on the Lake, The Department of Truth) and Eisner award-nominated Steve Foxe (Razorblades, All Eight Eyes) comes this ambitious comic book experience depicting bizarre stories of Cryptid encounters.
In the ...
I must spoil it, because it's so entertainment! What little the nineties had to offer (and they weren't all that wonderful, believe me), offered the basics: fun:
Frank has his face carved up, and then he undergoes surgery and, believe it or not, he turns black, temporarily distancing himself from his pursuers and acting alongside Luke Cage. The only rule of the Punisher, black or white, more
My first reaction when I got my hands on it was contempt. But it's interesting how this develops, because he's still the Punisher! Yes, bullets fly, there's plenty of brutality, but it's all in keeping with the character, his essence. This was Marvel in 2009, before the progressive plague.
FRANKEN-CASTLE PART 1 In the belly of New York, skulking and forgotten creatures of the night uncover the remains of a man in a familiar outfit. Frank Castle is dead. What exactly is Frankencastle?
It's fun! And I think these futuristic tales are great; it's like renting a VHS tape and going back to the days of video stores.
In an age where technology intertwines seamlessly with our everyday lives, TERRORBYTES delves deeper into the shadows of our digital existence, exploring the uncharted territories of human consciousness shaped by technological evolution. This new series pushes the boundaries of speculative fiction, presenting stories that challenge the very essence...
Really stupid.
Be smart, don't buy.
GODZILLA SMASH! It's Godzilla versus the rampaging Hulk - and this time, the green goliath has a fistful of science as he takes on the King of the Monsters! Plus, as the two titans clash, the rest of the Marvel Heroes make a desperate ploy to keep the earth-shattering confrontation from literally tearing apart the planet! Trust us, True Believers, ...
Really dark.
The Exorcist meets Alien in this sci-fi/horror story. In the year 3000, Mankind abandoned Earth and fled into outer space.
Now, a disgraced priest, called into action to perform an exorcism on a remote space colony, is about to discover that no
matter how far you run, you can't escape your demons, and the Devil is, in fact, real.
All of them (except Dracula) are very good.
JAMES TYNION IV & DANI CONTINUE THEIR HORROR MASTERPIECE Jack Griffin’s ambitions will not be limited by the small minds of his rivals. So now he must strike back....
I have nothing to complain about, they are fun horror stories to read, it's way above Creepshow.
When a pair of podcasters looking for haunted houses visits an abandoned colonial village in Dudleytown, Connecticut, they discover that the rumors about this place are true—it is occupied by something very old, and very evil. As they venture deeper, they realize Dudleytown’s malevolent roots grow deeper than they could ever imagine… and they...
When a feminazi has all the freedom to write a creator-owned feminist story, what you get is this shit, a fucking woman with big tits and a fucking flat body running the whole damn thing.
Experience a bold new series where divine conviction meets dark compromise.
Sister Marian is a witch hunter, a Mother Superior and a heretic—guided by a Goddess the Church refuses to acknowledge. When the Holy Father Church brands her order blasphemers, Marian strikes a dark bargain to become their personal enforcer. As she delivers ...
Anyone praising a book like this either doesn't know the Punisher or is doing it so he'll one day be noticed by an editor and Marvel will call him to secure his place in the fold. Such cases have become common, as seen with David Pepose and others who are asked to write stories for these characters, where they put their own ideas and nothing more. But with Palmiotti, things become even more regret more
THE WORLD TO COME EXPANDS! One of the other pillars of MARVEL KNIGHTS enters the fray with THE PUNISHER! How did Frank get from the killer of killers you know to the man you met in THE WORLD TO COME?! Marvel Knights co-founder Jimmy Palmiotti and artist extraordinaire Dan Panosian treat you to one of the most savage comics ever!
Authoritarian women who, even as villains, diminish men's voices; they always want to have a say. They turn Castle into a zombie when he should be killing in cold blood, even those women in the gang. The approach that turns him into a Frankenstein is worthy of a revisit to all the nonsense they've been doing. There, even as a monster, he was shooting, high-caliber bullets flying everywhere when he was actually delivering justice.
As long as woke prevails, we'll never again see Castle send all the bad guys to their graves like he did during the Ennis era. Marvel loves villains; it's no wonder they came up with a shitty comic dedicated to them. Panosian draws terribly here, and he hadn't done such shitty work even when he was at AWA.
After contributing to AWA's Sacrament (which today only cares about woke), Frusin returns in this miniseries that is also obscure.
MINISERIES PREMIERE
In 1003, Leif Erikson established a Viking settlement in Vneland (present day Newfoundland), a strange new world of plenty but populated by an indigenous people and something else...something UNNATURAL. Twenty years after the original expedition ended in disaster, a new attempt to settle this wilderness is made. Ulf and hi...
An honorable celebration, it's amazing how this book just gets better!
Spectacular extra-sized 25th issue!
THE NOMAD: Conan the King welcomes a strange visitor with an even stranger mission.
Can the Ruler of Aquilonia prove his mettle or will the mysterious wander’s incredible power change the course of history?
After a long break from writing the Hulk, Pak returns for an interesting retcon, and what little is offered here is the best Green Scar you'll see so far (if you want to see more of him besides Planet Hulk, check out his brief return in Immortal Hulk #33). A very good tale, where everything has been set up since a prologue to Planet Hulk. Here, we see the Hulk in a version that varies between a sa more
GAMMA-IRRADATED GLADITORIAL ACTION ON PLANET HULK! ALL-NEW STORY! Green blood will flow and sparks will fly! After escaping the RED KING'S deadly arena, HULK faces ferocious monsters and smashes his way through malicious machines and wild robotic terrors in one of his most important battles of survival on the war-torn planet of SAKAAR! Two possible...
For them to have opted for a relaunch after thirty unproductive issues, it's because they were desperate to at least stay on the list, and that's why THIS achieved two printings, not because the story was good, but because it sparked the curiosity of the more unsuspecting reader that this could be a way to reintroduce them to the character without having to read what was published before. Marvel digging its own grave.