VENOMIZED Part 2
• Venom and the X-Men have returned from the extraterrestrial adventures of "Poison-X" to find dozens of heroes and villains bonded with Klyntar symbiotes - and none of 'em are happy about it!
• The grand plans of the Poisons begins to make themselves known...including their designs for Cletus Kasady!
• One Avenger might not make out in one piece!
Rated T+
So begins the countdown for the next issue. Seven days isn't so bad, but I don't think it really makes up for the slow pace when it's only a five part story. By the time I finish issue three, we'll already be done with sixty percent of the event. It had better see some plans going in to motion and our heroes up to speed so that the book can finally feel like it's going somewhere. Read Full Review
Venomized feels like a comic book with the volume turned up a bit too loud. Read Full Review
Things get grimmer as the Poisons convert their first 616 heroes and the good guys come up with a whole lot of nothing in the way of good news. I have a tiny sliver of admiration for the way Cullen Bunn has harnessed ALL of his Marvel work in the past three years for this event. (This issue is where Kid Kaiju enters play.) That admiration is completely counterbalanced by how tiresome I find the grinding of the event's plot gears. The heroes are making terribly slow progress uncovering a villainous scheme us readers already know too much about. The charm is wearing off the art, too; I'm no longer impressed by the same spiky Poison design cues repeated ad nauseam with different paint schemes.
If it's a birthday party, everyone's friends. If it's business, everyone hates each other. The way relationships are written in the Marvel universe is so fucking bland and predictable that it's infuriating. Plus, Rage is dead. He died when Falcon carried the shield. So wtf?