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8.5

Dark Nights: Death Metal: Legends of the Dark Knights #1

By: Marguerite Bennett, Tony Salvador Daniel
Released: Aug 5, 2020

The DC Universe has become engulfed by the Dark Multiverse, where demons dwell and reality is overrun by monstrous versions of the Dark Knight, all ruled by the Batman Who Laughs. In this collection of short tales, learn the terrifying secrets of these new Bats out of hell and other creatures of the night like Robin King, whose origin is just the w...

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9.5

The Dreaming: Waking Hours #1

By: G. Willow Wilson, Nick Robles
Released: Aug 5, 2020

A new chapter in the Sandman saga begins with an all-new miniseries populated by faces both familiar and new! One of Dream's heaviest responsibilities is the creation of nightmares-the beings that haunt our sleep and turn our thoughts toward darkness. In the form of Ruin, the nightmare of catastrophic failure, Dream was certain he'd built his next ...

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9.5

DCeased: Dead Planet #2

By: Tom Taylor, Trevor Hairsine
Released: Aug 5, 2020

The sequel to the bestselling miniseries continues! The Justice League is trapped on Earth, and they’ve discovered that life still survives on this dead planet! Survival is precarious, though-and with billions of infected still roaming the surface, death lies around every corner. But it isn’t just the anti-living our heroes have to worry about,...

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BitchWitcher rated Far Sector #7 Aug 4, 2020
10

Far Sector #7

By: N.K. Jemisin, Jamal Campbell
Released: Aug 5, 2020

On today’s agenda: a giant mech fight, transforming her consciousness into digital information, and a high-speed pursuit through an alien computer network. All with six minutes of power left. But it’s all in a day’s work for Green Lantern Jo Mullein as she comes closer to unraveling the greatest conspiracy the Green Lantern Corps has ever see...

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10

Strange Adventures #4

By: Tom King, Mitch Gerads
Released: Aug 5, 2020

Welcome to planet Rann, Mr. Terrific! Earth’s champion of fair play has traveled halfway across the galaxy to investigate firsthand the crimes Adam Strange stands accused of. He’s not going to find many friendly witnesses, though, as the people of Rann consider Adam Strange their true champion. Yet for all the resistance Mister Terrific faces o...

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BitchWitcher added The Dreaming: Waking Hours (2020) to their pull list Aug 3, 2020

The Dreaming: Waking Hours (2020)

A new chapter in the Sandman saga begins with an all-new miniseries populated by faces both familiar and new! One of Dream's heaviest responsibilities is the creation of nightmares-the beings that haunt our sleep and turn our thoughts toward darkness. In the form of Ruin, the nightmare of catastrophic failure, Dream was certain he'd built his next ...

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8.5

Harley Quinn: Black + White + Red #6

By: Katana Collins, Matteo Scalera
Released: Jul 29, 2020

“Black, White Knight, and Red”
From the pages of Sean Murphy’s BATMAN: WHITE KNIGHT, a sneak peek at the upcoming spinoff series BATMAN: WHITE KNIGHT PRESENTS HARLEY QUINN! Harley looks back on the night of her first arrest by Batman. In the heat of one of her earliest escapades with the Joker, Harley’s high spirits are tanked and sh...

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8.0

DCeased: Hope At World's End #6

By: Tom Taylor, Renato Guedes
Released: Jul 29, 2020

Black Adam and his Anti-Life army have arrived at Jotunhueim and a fierce struggle for survival begins! Can the impenetrable fortress hold out until help arrives? Will anyone survive this first battle of the Anti-Life War?!

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BitchWitcher rated Plunge #5 Jul 28, 2020
10

Plunge #5

By: Joe Hill, Stuart Immonen
Released: Jul 29, 2020

The crew of the Derleth have been generous hosts. They’ve given Moriah, Bill, Gage, and the rest of the MacReady’s crew several incredible gifts. They’ve solved problems humanity has grappled with for ages, shown us ways to power the entire world for generations. And they’re offering even more. All they want is one teensy-weensy little favo...

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9.5

John Constantine: Hellblazer #8

By: Simon Spurrier, Aaron Campbell
Released: Jul 29, 2020

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned-especially one with gills, claws, and the teeth of a shark. Will John Constantine protect the fishermen who are in the siren’s sights? Or will he lead them right to her?

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BitchWitcher rated Wonder Woman #759 Jul 28, 2020
9.5

Wonder Woman #759

By: Mariko Tamaki, Mikel Janin
Released: Jul 29, 2020

It’s a brand-new day for Wonder Woman! As Diana starts to pick up the pieces of her life following her battle with the Four Horsewomen and her run-in with the Phantom Stranger, Man’s World has become more complicated to navigate than ever before. It seems everyone has a take on who Wonder Woman should
be-some who look on her heroics with...

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BitchWitcher added Wonder Woman (2016) to their pull list Jul 28, 2020

Wonder Woman (2016)

"THE LIES" chapter one
Why has the lasso of truth stopped working for the Amazon Princess? Start down the rabbit hole as dark secrets from Wonder Woman's past unravel her present!
THEY SAID IT: "Drawing Wonder Woman isn't just drawing a comic, it's drawing an icon-the most famous and recognizable female superhero in the world," exclaims art...

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BitchWitcher rated Daredevil #21 Jul 22, 2020
10

Daredevil #21

By: Chip Zdarsky, Marco Checchetto
Released: Jul 22, 2020

BACK IN RED!  "TRUTH/DARE" STARTS HERE!
THE BATTLE MAY BE OVER, but the WAR is far from finished! After the shocking events of DAREDEVIL #20, CHIP ZDARSKY reunites with MARCO CHECCHETTO to begin the next chapter of their definitive DAREDEVIL saga: HELL AND BACK.
For weeks, Hell's Kitchen has been a lawless neighborhood thanks to the Strom...

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BitchWitcher rated The Last God #7 Jul 21, 2020
10

The Last God #7

By: Philip Kennedy Johnson, Riccardo Federici
Released: Jul 22, 2020

At the edge of creation lies the Black Stair. And beyond it, amidst the void, He waits. Mol Uhltep, the Last God. This is the tale of those who claimed to slay him, and the world they doomed with their lies.
The second act of The Last God begins! Shaken by their battle with the Flowering Dead and mourning a tragic loss, Cyanthe’s fellowsh...

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10

Batman: Last Knight on Earth #3

By: Scott Snyder, Greg Capullo
Released: Dec 18, 2019

Gotham City has been remade. Omega reigns supreme. Can Batman finally accomplish what no other hero has and free the world from his dark reflection's shadow? Or is it too late for the recreated Caped Crusader?

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10

Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #12

By: Matt Fraction, Steve Lieber
Released: Jul 15, 2020

Whoa-is that what I think it is? If I’m reading this solicitation text correctly, we made it to issue #12! Mazel tov! Party time! If you see Matt and Steve at the next convention, go buy them a drink because I have no idea how we made it this far! No, wait, I do-it’s all thanks to you guys! In this final issue, with the Daily Planet on the rope...

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BitchWitcher rated Batman #95 Jul 21, 2020
9.5

Batman #95

By: James Tynion IV, Jorge Jimenez
Released: Jul 22, 2020

It was always going to come to this. The Clown Prince of Crime and the Dark Knight Detective go head-to-head for the last time. The Joker has never wanted to win before, he’s never wanted his battle with Batman to end, but now his motivation has shifted. He has decided that one way or another, this will be the final chapter to their story. “Jok...

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9.5

Justice League Dark #24

By: Ram V, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Jul 22, 2020

At last, Justice League Dark’s mission reaches the moment fans have been waiting for: their descent into the Other Place, as a reborn Swamp Thing, Wonder Woman, and Zatanna sharpen their swords and spells to battle the Upside Down Man. But Zatanna has more than just cards up her sleeve. The team discovers her burning secret, while Detective Chimp...

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BitchWitcher rated Strange Adventures #3 Jul 21, 2020
9.5

Strange Adventures #3

By: Tom King, Mitch Gerads
Released: Jul 15, 2020

Can Adam Strange handle the truth? After the cosmic adventurer was accused of murder and had his whole record as a soldier questioned, he turned to Batman for help clearing his name. But someone else was needed to ensure that the investigation would be truly impartial. Enter Mr. Terrific, the man for whom “Fair Play” is a credo to live by. 

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8.0

Harley Quinn: Black + White + Red #4

By: Tim Seeley, Juan Ferreyra
Released: Jul 15, 2020

“Who Diss?”
The Joker is a master of many things, but one of them is not the mic. When a mythical recording of the Joker’s disastrous rapping turns up as the grand prize in Gotham City’s most elite rap battle tournament, Harley Quinn enters the contest to win this most excellent way to humiliate her awful ex. But who are Gotham’s f...

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BitchWitcher rated Aquaman #61 Jul 21, 2020
9.5

Aquaman #61

By: Kelly Sue DeConnick, Miguel Mendonca
Released: Jul 15, 2020

For whom the wedding bells toll, Arthur? They do not toll for thee! It’s a race to the chapel, as Mera is awake and betrothed, but who is the groom, and why isn’t he Arthur? There is a greater mystery at work, and Jackson makes a deep-seadiscovery-but not before a depth-defying battle with Orm! Speaking of Ocean Master, he’s bringing all of D...

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8.5

DCeased: Hope At World's End #5

By: Tom Taylor, Marco Failla
Released: Jul 15, 2020

Damian, Jon, and Cassie take a trip to the deadliest place on Earth—Gotham City! Damian has unfinished business in the fallen city and his best friends aren’t going to leave him to face it alone. A Trinity team-up for the ages!

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BitchWitcher rated Daphne Byrne #6 Jul 20, 2020
8.0

Daphne Byrne #6

By: Joe Hill, Kelley Jones
Released: Jul 15, 2020

The full scope of Daphne’s relationship with the mysterious Brother is revealed-and so is the full strength of their combined power. God help anyone in their path…

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8.5

Dark Nights: Death Metal #2

By: Scott Snyder, Greg Capullo
Released: Jul 15, 2020

Get ready to scream! Wonder Woman roars across the horrifying Dark Multiverse landscape in the world’s most demented monster truck, with Swamp Thing riding shotgun! The two arrive at the ghoulish cemetery base of Batman and his army of zombies, but can the former friends stand each other long enough to form a plan and take back the planet? Plus, ...

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BitchWitcher rated Justice League #49 Jul 14, 2020
9.0

Justice League #49

By: Simon Spurrier, Aaron Lopresti
Released: Jul 15, 2020

“The Rule of War” part two! After the devastating events of last issue, the League is separated and labeled as alien visitors on a war-torn planet. With events spiraling out of control, and no leader to guide planet Trotha’s citizens, how can the League save this world without interfering? As the team battles rogue factions, Batman makes a st...

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BitchWitcher rated Money Shot #1 Jul 13, 2020
10

Money Shot #1

By: Tim Seeley, Rebekah Isaacs
Released: Oct 23, 2019

In the near future, space travel is ludicrously expensive and largely ignored. Enter Christine Ocampos, inventor of the Star Shot teleportation device. Her big idea: She'll travel to new worlds, engage-intimately-with local aliens, and film her exploits for a jaded earth populace trying to find something new on the internet. Now, Chris and her merr...

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BitchWitcher rated Money Shot #2 Jul 13, 2020
10

Money Shot #2

By: Tim Seeley, Rebekah Isaacs
Released: Nov 20, 2019

The intrepid XXX-plorers are held prisoner by a Warlord on the planet Dry Reef! Can this crew of lovers-not-fighters survive the arena long enough to find their prize-a love guru whose orgasms are powerful enough to split the atom?

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BitchWitcher rated Money Shot #3 Jul 13, 2020
10

Money Shot #3

By: Tim Seeley, Rebekah Isaacs
Released: Dec 18, 2019

While half of the XXX-plorers search for the big-balled seer whose orgasm could power their teleporter forever, Chris and Omar must seduce the malevolent warlord of planet Dry Reef in time for the livestream. But are they ready to trade the hottest tag-team in the universe for the fate of a world? Plus, the secret origin of Team Money Shot comes to...

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BitchWitcher rated Money Shot #4 Jul 13, 2020
10

Money Shot #4

By: Tim Seeley, Rebekah Isaacs
Released: Feb 5, 2020

In the afterglow of an orgasm that devastated an army, the XXX-Plorers must pick up the pieces, pull up their britches, and figure out how to save a dying world. But first: The horror known only as BWEEDT! Ball-swinging science and romance in the Mighty Money Shot tradition!

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BitchWitcher rated Money Shot #5 Jul 13, 2020
10

Money Shot #5

By: Tim Seeley, Rebekah Isaacs
Released: Mar 4, 2020

The Warlord Daughir has won.
The planet Dry Reef is enslaved.
The XXX-plorers are on the run.
Can they get past planetary tragedy and personal disasters to muster the balls it'll take to save a world?

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