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Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow #4

By: Tom King, Bilquis Evely
Released: Sep 22, 2021

Supergirl sets her sights on the Brigands, a group of dastardly nomads hell-bent on slaughtering all they come across. Nowshe must follow their path of destruction to find the fugitive they've been hiding who set her on this intergalactic journey in the first place!

8.5

Catwoman #35

By: Ram V, Nina Vakueva
Released: Sep 22, 2021

The Strays disable the Magistrate’s communication around Alleytown and replace it with their own ramshackle network. Harley Quinn believes Ivy is the key to helping the city, so she and the Gardener start heading to Alleytown to track down Catwoman and retrieve Ivy.

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7.5

Batman #113

By: James Tynion IV, Jorge Jimenez
Released: Sep 22, 2021

Ghost-Maker reveals a dark revelation about his past connection to Jonathan Crane while Batman puts together the pieces of Scarecrow’s master plan. Using the Unsanity Collective’s technology, the villain plans to detonate a “Fear Bomb” in Gotham City! Backup: Clownhunter has been dosed by the Scarecrow with a deadly fear toxin and is now tr...

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8.0

Aquaman: The Becoming #1

By: Brandon Thomas, Diego Olortegui
Released: Sep 22, 2021

Jackson Hyde finally has it all. Mentors who support him, a community that loves him, an honest relationship with his mother, a cute new guy in Amnesty Bay who’s caught his eye, and access to Aquaman’s private training facility in Atlantis. Well, he had it all-until that training facility and half of the Atlantean palace got blown to kingdom co...

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8.0

Nightwing #84

By: Tom Taylor, Robbi Rodriguez
Released: Sep 22, 2021

When the Bat-Family receives misleading information and incorrect directions from Oracle, ones Babs didn’t send herself, they realize Oracle’s system has been hacked! But who is powerful enough to break into Oracle’s own super-secure network? And what personal information is now at risk? Not only that, this mysterious Anti-Oracle is taking ad...

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Saltyredhoodfans reviewed Nightwing #84 Sep 21, 2021
10

Feel bad for those who can´t enjoy solo ongoings of their favorite characters

Nightwing #84

By: Tom Taylor, Robbi Rodriguez
Released: Sep 22, 2021

When the Bat-Family receives misleading information and incorrect directions from Oracle, ones Babs didn’t send herself, they realize Oracle’s system has been hacked! But who is powerful enough to break into Oracle’s own super-secure network? And what personal information is now at risk? Not only that, this mysterious Anti-Oracle is taking ad...

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EthanVanSciverHiresPedos - Sep 21, 2021

Red Hood fans were begging for Tom Taylor before, and then harassed Chip Zdarsky for daring to write a real story. Guess they prefer Scott Lobdell's Mary Sue fanfics.

Toonstrack reviewed I Am Batman #1 Sep 14, 2021
9.5

If you like hard hitting action, neon lit gritty futurescapes, inner monologs with clear motivations, and gorgeous artwork to give life to it all, then there's very little not to like about this first issue.

Batman is dead. Missing for years. The uniforms tasked with keeping the peace have become a hunting party out for vigilantes. Gotham remains as crime ridden as ever. So Jace Fox more

I Am Batman #1

By: John Ridley, Olivier Coipel
Released: Sep 15, 2021

In the throes of Future State, the streets of Gotham City cry for justice and Jace Fox answers the call! With a new and improved Bat-Suit, Jace hits the streets to inspire and protect…as he follows the trail of the voice of misinformation and violence-the anarchistic Anti-Oracle! Can the new Dark Knight counterbalance their plan to inspire armed ...

Loafy Trophy reviewed Primordial #1 Sep 15, 2021
9.5

Really intriguing story, fantastic hook at the end. All of the Sorrentino art was stimulating as usual, but I was particularly fond of the Pink Floyd homage. Excited to see what the dream team of Lemire, Sorrentino and Stewart has in store for us the rest of the way.

Primordial #1

By: Jeff Lemire, Andrea Sorrentino
Released: Sep 15, 2021

Mind-bending sci-fi collides with Cold War thriller in this six-issue miniseries by the bestselling and Eisner-winning creative team behind GIDEON FALLS!
In 1957, the USSR launched the dog, Laika, into Earth's orbit. Two years later, the USA responded with two monkeys, Able and Baker. These animals never returned. But, unbeknownst to everyone, ...

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omnicitycomics - Sep 15, 2021

I love that Pink Floyd homage as well. Can’t wait for the next issue.

7.5

lol Red Hood fans actually want that pedo-bait writer Scott Lobdell back?

Titans United #1

By: Cavan Scott, Jos Lus
Released: Sep 15, 2021

The Titans face their greatest challenge-their own powers! Nightwing, Donna Troy, Superboy, Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, and Red Hood kick off a thrilling new case that will lead one of their own to question not only their place on the team, but their very existence.

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8.0

The Joker #7

By: Sam Johns, Sweeney Boo
Released: Sep 15, 2021

Très bien-the Joker visits Paris! Gordon must get to Joker ahead of the Sampsons, but has the Clown Prince set an ambush for his pursuers? Plus, Barbara fights for her life after her introduction to the new Talon! Punchline backup: The search for Kelly Ness-Punchline’s former friend who is also in Blackgate Penitentiary-begins.

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8.5

Superman and the Authority #3

By: Grant Morrison, Travel Foreman
Released: Sep 15, 2021

Superman put the Authority back together, but why? What threat is out there that only this group can contend with? The Ultra-Humanite, of course! This fearsome foe is forming a team of his own, one designed to go fist-to-fist with the Authority. It will be their baptism in battle to prove if Superman is right that regardless of who we are, there is...

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EthanVanSciverHiresPedos reviewed Rorschach #12 Sep 14, 2021
9.0

LMAO the bootlicker is ass-blasted

Rorschach #12

By: Tom King, Jorge Forns
Released: Sep 15, 2021

The end to the mystery is here! It’s been a long road to get here, and there have been a lot of dead bodies along the way, but the detective is very near closing the case. All the disparate threads lead back to the crime itself, to the assassination attempt that claimed the lives of the would-be assassins. Find out how it all went wrong for the c...

8.0

Justice League: Last Ride #5

By: Chip Zdarsky, Miguel Mendonca
Released: Sep 15, 2021

APOKOLIPS-NOT AS SAFE A PLACE TO HIDE A WAR CRIMINAL AS YOU’D THINK! The Justice League has been tasked with bringing the master of war crimes, your one and only Lobo, to trial in order to account for a life of treachery. But while the League thought Apokolips would be the safest place to store a wanted murderer, there are others out on the hunt ...

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7.5

I Am Batman #1

By: John Ridley, Olivier Coipel
Released: Sep 15, 2021

In the throes of Future State, the streets of Gotham City cry for justice and Jace Fox answers the call! With a new and improved Bat-Suit, Jace hits the streets to inspire and protect…as he follows the trail of the voice of misinformation and violence-the anarchistic Anti-Oracle! Can the new Dark Knight counterbalance their plan to inspire armed ...

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4.0

Future State: Gotham #5

By: Dennis Culver, Rafael Grampa
Released: Sep 15, 2021

Peacekeeper Red vs. the Next Batman-to the death! Captured and surrounded by psychopaths, Red Hood and the Next Batman must battle each other…to the death! It’s a throwdown for the ages! And they’re only too happy to do it! Plus, the origins of the newest Bat-villain, Warmonger, are revealed!

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7.0

Batman: Urban Legends #7

By: Collin Kelly, Max Dunbar
Released: Sep 15, 2021

The legend of Batman only begins with Bruce Wayne! For centuries to come different people will take up the mantle of Batman and defend the times they’re living in from all forms of villainy. See four of the finest Bats the future may offer! • In Neo-Gotham, Bruce Wayne lies murdered in the Batcave. Terry McGinnis-Bruce Wayne’s final protég...

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8.0

Shang-Chi #4

By: Gene Luen Yang, Dike Ruan
Released: Sep 8, 2021

SHANG-CHI VS. THE FANTASTIC FOUR!
•  Someone has been sending Shang-Chi strange messages in his dreams...
•  ...and the messages seem to be coming from the Negative Zone!
•  But who is sending him these messages? And what do they mean?
•  And why are the Fantastic Four stan...

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9.0

LOL bootlickers are so mad

Daredevil #34

By: Chip Zdarsky, Stefano Landini
Released: Sep 8, 2021

"LOCKDOWN" CONTINUES AS BULLSEYE REIGNS OVER NYC!
•  The penultimate chapter of "Lockdown" brings twists, turns, bodies and unexpected allies.
•  You're not going to want to miss THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THIS EISNER-NOMINATED EPIC!

Rated T+

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2.0

Imagine taking 80 issues to retcon a single story no one considered canon anyway.

Amazing Spider-Man #73

By: Nick Spencer, Federico Vicentini
Released: Sep 8, 2021

• We can't tell you a single thing that happens here without spoiling just about every issue that comes out between the time you're reading this and when ASM #73 comes out.
Rated T+

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Psycamorean - Sep 9, 2021

I disagree that no one considered it canon. In fact, Marvel went out of its way to reference Sins Past afterwards. In fact, when One More Day was being developed, JMS wanted to make the story non-canon, but Marvel insisted that it remain canon.

PeteRick - Sep 25, 2021

Hahahaha Let me tell you something friend, it's not up to you or fans to decide what's canon and what is not,for example you can go ahead and not consider secret war canon bcs u didn't like it and it was poorly done and no one mentioned in the upcoming comics, it would still be canonical, either you don't understand the concept of Canon, or you were those fans who were in completely denial

Fracadactyl reviewed Batman/Catwoman #7 Sep 7, 2021
7.5

I could really feel like how the Bat and Cat's relationship is enough to provide insight to Helena. It's dysfunctional as it can get, almost dependent, but it's authentic on how real their relationship is. It's what allows Bruce to pull off such crazy acts to hide in plain sight; probably not the most realistic, but that's besides the point. Just makes me wonder where this is going to go.

Batman/Catwoman #7

By: Tom King, Liam Sharp
Released: Sep 8, 2021

When Batman begins to doubt Catwoman’s allegiance, it leads to trouble on the streets of Gotham. Who does Selina support: Joker, Phantasm, or the Dark Knight? Well, he’ll soon find out that some questions are better left unasked. If he’s going to test her loyalty, she’s going to test his mettle. Thus, Bruce Wayne finds himself locked in a b...

9.0

The Nice House on the Lake #4

By: James Tynion IV, Alvaro Martinez
Released: Sep 8, 2021

A terrifying truth about the house is revealed! David wants nothing more than to make his fellow residents of the House laugh. He’s the Comedian, right? That’s what he does. But if no one’s in the mood to laugh, then perhaps it’s time for him to perform the other function of comedy: to tell his audience an unbelievable truth…

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9.0

Swamp Thing #7

By: Ram V, Mike Perkins
Released: Sep 8, 2021

Broken and untethered from the Green, the Swamp Thing is on the run and being hunted by the Suicide Squad, deep in the forests of Kaziranga. Having learned about the true nature of the Green, Levi Kamei knows that if he is to make it out alive and regain his powers, he must choose to embrace the memory of the events that made him the new avatar of ...

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5.0

This book is as aggressively mediocre as it gets.

Suicide Squad Annual: 2021

By: Robbie Thompson, Eduardo Pansica
Released: Sep 8, 2021

Everyone questioned how the teen calling himself Conner Kent came to be recruited into the Suicide Squad by Amanda Waller. But as Superboy sneaks into the bowels of a top-secret Task Force X black site, what he finds changes all he thinks he knows about himself and his history. This oversize annual alters everything for the only hero on the Squad a...

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6.0

Suicide Squad #7

By: Robbie Thompson, Eduardo Pansica
Released: Sep 8, 2021

Amanda Waller pulls in her newest recruit to Task Force X: the unstoppable and outstanding Ambush Bug! With a mission that literally takes the Squad to hell and back, the sometimes fourth-wall-breaking hero may be the team’s only chance at survival. Embarking on a quest to gain access to the Rock of Eternity, the Squad must also face the threat o...

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1.5

edgelord nonsense, corporately manufactured for the lowest common denominator

Suicide Squad: Get Joker! #2

By: Brian Azzarello, Alex Maleev
Released: Sep 8, 2021

After turning the tables on the Suicide Squad, The Joker gained control of the device that could detonate the bomb implanted in each of the team members’ heads. Now forced to do The Joker’s bidding, Red Hood, Harley, and the rest of Task Force X find themselves hunted by a newly formed Squad with a single mission: kill the previous Squad and ta...

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Mout - Sep 7, 2021

I can't believe how stupid this is

9.0

lol the anti-vaxxer is triggered

Batman/Catwoman #7

By: Tom King, Liam Sharp
Released: Sep 8, 2021

When Batman begins to doubt Catwoman’s allegiance, it leads to trouble on the streets of Gotham. Who does Selina support: Joker, Phantasm, or the Dark Knight? Well, he’ll soon find out that some questions are better left unasked. If he’s going to test her loyalty, she’s going to test his mettle. Thus, Bruce Wayne finds himself locked in a b...

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7.0

Batman #112

By: James Tynion IV, Jorge Jimenez
Released: Sep 8, 2021

A story over a year in the making and set into motion with Infinite Frontier #0, Fear State begins! Batman played into the hands of the Scarecrow, who has unleashed a coordinated attack on Gotham City through his manipulation of Simon Saint and Peacekeeper-01! But there are other forces at work with the emergence of an Anti-Oracle spreading fake ne...

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EthanVanSciverHiresPedos reviewed Geiger #6 Sep 4, 2021
4.0

If Geoff Johns wanted to write shitty Fallout fanfiction, he should have just signed up for AO3 instead.

Geiger #6

By: Geoff Johns, Gary Frank
Released: Sep 1, 2021

END OF STORY ARC
The first volume of Image Comics' newest hit hero, GEIGER, concludes with this DOUBLE-SIZED ACTION FINALE as our resident radioactive rebel takes on a relic from the past to save his family's future. But the adventures are only beginning for Geiger, as he discovers a secret about the Unknown War and its mysterious origins. Plus...

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2.0

Comic written for the lowest common denominator.

Sinister War #4

By: Nick Spencer, Mark Bagley
Released: Sep 1, 2021

• Things just got worse for Spider-Man. IT Didn't seem possible, but it's true.
•   If you think you have seen Spider-Man take a beating, you haven't seen anything this brutal.
Rated T+

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8.0

Dark Ages #1

By: Tom Taylor, Iban Coello
Released: Sep 1, 2021

This is what the Watcher has been watching for!
•  A danger older than the Earth threatens everything. For once, the heroes who have saved the planet so many times are almost powerless in the face of it.
•  X-Men and Avengers assemble. Spider-People and Fantastic Four come together. Heroes for Hire fight alongside Champions.  
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