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pizzamain reviewed She-Hulk #4 Jul 2, 2022
3.5

what is this jim and pam energy they're spending so much time on

She-Hulk #4

By: Rainbow Rowell, Roge Antonio
Released: Jun 29, 2022

• Super Fight Club is here and She-Hulk isn't going to break the rules.
•  Good thing Rainbow and Rogê are going to break the first rule and talk about it just for you.
•  Jennifer Walters never promised (us) not to break rules at her day job. Rule #1? No super hero clients.
•  She did promise her boss, though, so...
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pizzamain reviewed Sabretooth #4 Jul 2, 2022
4.5

once again the x men talk and nothing happens

Sabretooth #4

By: Victor LaValle, Leonard Kirk
Released: Jun 29, 2022

CALL IN THE CAVALRY!
Even the best-laid plans fail. But above ground there are other mutants who've learned what's happening in the Pit and they aren't too pleased with the injustice of their fate. If Sabretooth and the others couldn't break out of the Pit, maybe someone will just have to break in.
PARENTAL ADVISORY

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pizzamain rated The Variants #1 Jul 2, 2022
4.5

The Variants #1

By: Gail Simone, Phil Noto
Released: Jun 29, 2022

What would it really be like to meet an alternate version of yourself, another you who had made different choices and lived a completely different life as a result? That's the question facing Jessica Jones, as what seemed like a routine investigation instead has her encountering other incarnations of herself from across the Multiverse. Can Jessica ...

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pizzamain added Dark Crisis (2022) to their pull list Jul 2, 2022

Dark Crisis (2022)

Crisis on Infinite Earths. Infinite Crisis. Final Crisis. And now...Dark Crisis! The epic event years in the making is finally here! Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and the rest of the Justice League are dead. The remaining heroes are left to protect the world from an onslaught of violent attacks by DC's greatest villains! Can the legacy heroes ste...

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pizzamain added Aquaman & The Flash: Voidsong to their pull list Jul 2, 2022

Aquaman & The Flash: Voidsong

They descend suddenly from the stars, in monumental ships like floating cathedrals. They are touched by a dark and terrible force from beyond our reality, silent but for the one note they emit that freezes all motion. Their mission: to drain the Earth of all its kinetic energy and leave it a lifeless husk. They never expected anyone could escape th...

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3.0

DC really running out of ideas

Aquaman & The Flash: Voidsong #1

By: Jackson Lanzing, Vasco Georgiev
Released: Jun 22, 2022

They descend suddenly from the stars, in monumental ships like floating cathedrals. They are touched by a dark and terrible force from beyond our reality, silent but for the one note they emit that freezes all motion. Their mission: to drain the Earth of all its kinetic energy and leave it a lifeless husk. They never expected anyone could escape th...

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5.5

some of the dialogue is embarrassing but I'm the one still reading this so i guess the joke's on me

Transformers: Last Bot Standing #2

By: Nick Roche, E. J. Su
Released: Jun 8, 2022

After ages of isolation, the Last Bot meets with the Visitors, the last straggling survivors of a dying race and the greatest threat Donnokt's ever seen. But how will the locals react to not only mysterious Visitors from the stars but also a robot in disguise in their midst?

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pizzamain added Aquaman: Andromeda to their pull list Jun 12, 2022

Aquaman: Andromeda

Deep in the Pacific Ocean, at the farthest possible distance from any land, sits Point Nemo: the spaceship graveyard. Since the dawn of the space race, the nations of the world have sent their crafts there on splashdown, to sink beneath the silent seas. But there is something...else at Point Nemo. A structure never made by human hands. And that str...

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pizzamain reviewed Aquaman: Andromeda #1 Jun 12, 2022
6.0

"i am an older woman, much closer to the end than you are. perhaps i have the wisdom to help" - written by someone who has never talked to someone older than 40.

Aquaman: Andromeda #1

By: Ram V, Christian Ward
Released: Jun 8, 2022

Deep in the Pacific Ocean, at the farthest possible distance from any land, sits Point Nemo: the spaceship graveyard. Since the dawn of the space race, the nations of the world have sent their crafts there on splashdown, to sink beneath the silent seas. But there is something...else at Point Nemo. A structure never made by human hands. And that str...

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pizzamain reviewed Dark Crisis #1 Jun 12, 2022
6.0

aw sad superboy sad that no one will join his sad club :(

Dark Crisis #1

By: Joshua Williamson, Daniel Sampere
Released: Jun 8, 2022

Crisis on Infinite Earths. Infinite Crisis. Final Crisis. And now...Dark Crisis! The epic event years in the making is finally here! Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and the rest of the Justice League are dead. The remaining heroes are left to protect the world from an onslaught of violent attacks by DC's greatest villains! Can the legacy heroes ste...

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pizzamain reviewed Batman: Killing Time #4 Jun 12, 2022
6.5

stupidly jumps around in time, even more annoying when they fuck up the math

Batman: Killing Time #4

By: Tom King, David Marquez
Released: Jun 8, 2022

The bodies are beginning to pile up as the hunt for Catwoman and the Riddler intensifies...and they finally meet face to face with their shocking buyer! Batman and the mysterious Help join forces in what will go down as one of the more memorable team-ups!

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pizzamain rated Poison Ivy #1 Jun 7, 2022
6.0

Poison Ivy #1

By: G. Willow Wilson, Marcio Takara
Released: Jun 8, 2022

Pamela Isley has been a lot of things in her life. A living god, a super-villain, an activist, a scientist, and dead. In a new body that she didn't ask for and with a renewed sense of purpose, Ivy leaves Gotham and sets out to complete her greatest work-a gift to the world that will heal the damage dealt to it...by ending humanity.
Spinning ou...

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pizzamain added Poison Ivy (2022) to their pull list Jun 7, 2022

Poison Ivy (2022)

Pamela Isley has been a lot of things in her life. A living god, a super-villain, an activist, a scientist, and dead. In a new body that she didn't ask for and with a renewed sense of purpose, Ivy leaves Gotham and sets out to complete her greatest work-a gift to the world that will heal the damage dealt to it...by ending humanity.
Spinning ou...

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5.5

Hulk vs. Thor: Banner of War: Alpha #1

By: Donny Cates, Martin Coccolo
Released: May 11, 2022

Hulk and Thor have both undergone massive changes recently, but one thing remains constant - their heated rivalry! When mysterious circumstances bring them into conflict once more, will the God of Thunder be able to triumph against a Bruce Banner who can now control his rage?
Celebrating the 60th Anniversary of both characters, this epic five-p...

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pizzamain added Legion of X (2022) to their pull list Jun 7, 2022

Legion of X (2022)

SI SPURRIER AND JAN BAZALDUA BRING PEACE, LOVE AND JUSTICE TO KRAKOA!
Krakoa has its laws - but does it have justice? To remain a mutant sanctuary, Krakoa must safeguard itself against those who would damage its peace or traumatize its people. The lost must be found, and the wicked must face redemption - or retribution.
It's up to the ever-...

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pizzamain reviewed Legion of X #1 Jun 7, 2022
6.5

x-men comics can never not be so dense

Legion of X #1

By: Si Spurrier, Jan Bazaldua
Released: May 25, 2022

SI SPURRIER AND JAN BAZALDUA BRING PEACE, LOVE AND JUSTICE TO KRAKOA!
Krakoa has its laws - but does it have justice? To remain a mutant sanctuary, Krakoa must safeguard itself against those who would damage its peace or traumatize its people. The lost must be found, and the wicked must face redemption - or retribution.
It's up to the ever-...

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pizzamain dropped Strange (2022) from their pull list Jun 4, 2022

Strange (2022)

Look for more information on this title in future issues of Marvel Previews.

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pizzamain rated The Closet #1 Jun 1, 2022
4.5

The Closet #1

By: James Tynion IV, Gavin Fullerton
Released: Jun 1, 2022

A tale of existential familial horror by JAMES TYNION IV (THE DEPARTMENT OF TRUTH, RAZORBLADES) and GAVIN FULLERTON (BOG BODIES, Bags). Thom is moving cross-country with his family and dragging the past along with them. His son, Jamie, is seeing monsters in the bedroom closet and will not let them go.

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4.0

bit of a gap in what villains atlantis is facing vs everyone else lol

Justice League: Road to Dark Crisis #1

By: Joshua Williamson, Dan Jurgens
Released: Jun 1, 2022

Written by Joshua Williamson, Jeremy Adams, Brandon Thomas, Chuck Brown, Stephanie Phillips and Phillip Kennedy Johnson Art by Clayton Henry, Fico Ossio, Emanuela Lupacchino, Leila Del Duca and more The Justice League has tragically fallen in battle, and now we see the aftermath. How does the world react to the Justice League being gone? Which hero...

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pizzamain reviewed Eight Billion Genies #1 May 26, 2022
3.0

someone's name is will williams in this that's all you need to know

Eight Billion Genies #1

By: Charles Soule, Ryan Browne
Released: May 11, 2022

SERIES PREMIERE
  
If you had one wish...what would you wish for? Now, what if everyone else had one wish too? That's EIGHT BILLION GENIES, the new eight-issue series from CHARLES SOULE & RYAN BROWNE (CURSE WORDS). At exactly the same moment, everyone on earth gets a genie and one wish. All hell breaks loose, in a very entertaining...

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Avanvolk - Jun 27, 2022

It's a story about eight billion genies, from two creators whose last collaboration was about a wizard named Wizord and his talking Koala. There's a certain level of ridiculousness intentionally worked into the plot. Is it really that much of a dealbreaker that there's a character named Will Williams?

pizzamain reviewed Twig #1 May 26, 2022
1.5

literally a direct rip off of adventure time???

Twig #1

By: Skottie Young, Kyle Strahm
Released: May 4, 2022

SERIES PREMIERE

Eisner Award-winning I HATE FAIRYLAND and MIDDLEWEST writer SKOTTIE YOUNG and artist KYLE STRAHM (SPREAD, UNEARTH) come together for an all-new epic fantasy/adventure miniseries!

It's the first day of Twig's new job as a journeyer on a JEFF SMITH's Bone-esque quest to save a The Dark Crystal/Labyrinth-style world....

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5.0

Nubia & The Amazons: Coronation Special #1

By: Stephanie Williams
Released: May 4, 2022

Art by Marguerite Sauvage, Darryl Banks, Jill Thompson, Alitha Martinez, Nikolas Draper-Ivey, Becky Cloonan and More After the events of Trial of the Amazons, a new era for these warriors has dawned. Amazons from around the world have come to Themyscira to witness history and the crowning of their new leader. She stood between Man's World and the d...

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pizzamain added The Closet to their pull list May 26, 2022

The Closet

A tale of existential familial horror by JAMES TYNION IV (THE DEPARTMENT OF TRUTH, RAZORBLADES) and GAVIN FULLERTON (BOG BODIES, Bags). Thom is moving cross-country with his family and dragging the past along with them. His son, Jamie, is seeing monsters in the bedroom closet and will not let them go.

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pizzamain reviewed Break Out #2 May 26, 2022
4.0

dude just playing angry birds on his iPad as he's getting sucked up into one of the dozen movies that have gone over this storyline

Break Out #2

By: Zack Kaplan, Wilton Santos
Released: May 18, 2022

Teens are being routinely abducted by massive Cube spaceships and held in floating prisons, the adults have given up but Liam Watts and his friends won't sit by any longer. Now, they're planning a prison break to free his brother. But when a Cube abduction raid takes one of their own and threatens their mission, will Liam's crew be ready in time to...

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pizzamain reviewed I Hate This Place #1 May 26, 2022
4.5

it's impressive how something this creative can also be so ordinary

I Hate This Place #1

By: Kyle Starks, Artyom Topilin
Released: May 18, 2022

SERIES PREMIERE

FOR FANS OF GIDEON FALLS AND HOME SICK PILOTS!

After inheriting a farm house, Trudy and Gabby are ready to start the next chapter of their lives together...except it's already home to a mysterious force that's attracted ghosts, aliens, and all kinds of supernatural beings for decades.

Now, Gabby and Trudy ...

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pizzamain added Break Out to their pull list May 26, 2022

Break Out

When massive cube spaceships from another dimension materialize over our cities and routinely abduct teenagers to be held inside their mysterious floating prisons, Liam Watt's younger brother, Tommy, is taken. But while governments and adults across the world accept this loss as inevitable, Liam refuses to give up hope. Now, in a "take back our fut...

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pizzamain reviewed Break Out #1 May 26, 2022
5.0

long-winded and idgaf about anyone but I'm sticking around so i will give it that credit

Break Out #1

By: Zack Kaplan, Wilton Santos
Released: Apr 13, 2022

When massive cube spaceships from another dimension materialize over our cities and routinely abduct teenagers to be held inside their mysterious floating prisons, Liam Watt's younger brother, Tommy, is taken. But while governments and adults across the world accept this loss as inevitable, Liam refuses to give up hope. Now, in a "take back our fut...

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pizzamain reviewed Grim #1 May 26, 2022
4.0

feels like a bill and ted spinoff

Grim #1

By: Stephanie Phillips, Flaviano
Released: May 11, 2022

Jessica Harrow is dead. But her journey has only just begun!

Discover the world of the afterlife, where Jessica has been recruited as a Reaper, tasked with ferrying countless souls to their final destination.

But unlike the rest of the Reapers, she has no memory of what killed her and put her into this predicament.

In or...

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3.0

idk what's happening but I'm pretty sure it's lame

The Sandman Universe: Nightmare Country #1

By: James Tynion IV, Lisandro Estherren
Released: Apr 13, 2022

Sometimes, nightmares walk the Earth. Every night when you sleep, the Lord of Dreams chooses the path you'll follow...into a sylvan Elysium, or down the hallways of your darkest fears. And sometimes, if it is Dream's will, those nightmares escape those halls, and go out into the world. But it is not a choice he makes lightly. Today the Corinthian w...

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pizzamain added Transformers: Last Bot Standing to their pull list May 26, 2022

Transformers: Last Bot Standing

When the last stars flicker and fade, who will be the only Cybertronian left? The planet Donnokt sits on the edge of the universe, far away from all the stars that are flickering and fading out one last time. It is a world on the precipice of revolution-industrialization-taking its first steps into the realms of the mechanical. And on the far edge ...

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