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annnnd they jumped the shark... like 5 times in this one issue
Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor #3
Lex is on death's door as a new threat emerges to finallytake down the Man of Steel. Will Superman be able toface down this danger and save Lex, or will this be theworld's greatest hero's biggest failure? Don't miss thispulse-pounding conclusion!
this is like ferris bueller's day off except without the parade
Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor #2
THE LONG AWAITED SECOND ISSUE ARRIVES! Superman continues his mission to find a cure for what's killing Lex Luthor. When the present has no answers, maybe the future will! But will the Legion of Super-Heroes help Clark find a cure for a man like Luthor?
jesus christ a massive plot point was centered on superman trying harder
DC K.O. #5
In the melee that started with dozens of heroes and villains vying for theirchance to win the ultimate power in the universe, now only one remains!But to truly be crowned the King Omega, you must battle more than theobstacles in your path…you must battle yourself. It’s the finale to end allfinales as the one true champion is crowned, the fate of al...
"difficult? she's behaving like a sea-witch, not a queen!"
i say this all the time
Aquaman #19
An opportunist from Mera's dimension enslaves her with a potion to make himself king of Atlantis, while a crooked land-based promoter forces Aquaman and his subjects to perform for him in a sea show.
finally a relatable issue
Aquaman #18
Aquaman is crowned the King of Atlantis! To celebrate the occasion, Aquaman and Mera wed, with the Justice League of America in attendance.
the issue starts off being near oklahoma city and that's about all you need to know about this issue
Justice League Unlimited #16
As the Earth’s mass evacuation continues, in order to save millions, Mr. Terrific and(what’s left of) his Terrific Ten must march through Hell to confront its ultimate ruler, Neron—and expose the traitor in their midst!
the speed force as a whole is pretty fucking lame but this was okay
Flash #30
The Speedsters’ race through time has led them to an encounter with a Darkseid from the past, and their escape leads them to a shocking reunion!
ya idk wtf is going on here
Superman #35
Superman’s time in the tournament has taken its toll. And now Darkseid’s Legion plans to make a massive sacrifice for their lord, and Time Trapper is too late to stop them. Only three unlikely heroes can show the corrupted Legion the light…The end of this issue sets up the end of DC K.O. but also massive status quo changes for Superman!
if you're going to do this much of a backstory dump why not just make it the actual issue itself instead of getting a montage boiled down version
"how do you know all of this??"
"she told me"
wow that is some expert storytelling right there lol
Aquaman #14
Andrina's true nature is revealed as Aquaman is confronted by Poseidon himself! Mera has one chance to help her true love, but its action could destroy the avatar of the blue forever!
LOL at that bracket shown. that is NOT happened. hardly any heroes actually fought one another.
DC K.O. #4
Three mysterious new Omega-charged fighters have entered the tour nament...and this trinity of the Absolute will change the face of the DCU forever! It's all down to how far the final four are willing to go to win in the penultimate chapter of DC K.O.! Plus: Booster's true allegiance revealed, Darkseid's return foretold, and a bonkers last page tha...
that cover is so stupid good god
DC K.O.: Knightfight #4
Bruce Wayne became Batman to strike terror into the hearts of criminals, but he never imagined a world where Gotham City would be so safe it no longer needs its Caped Crusader. But when he arrives in a Gotham where Damian achieved that very peace, will Bruce destroy everything his son has built to overcome the Heart of Apokolips's test and re-enter...
banking a bit hard on emotional pulls than much of a storyline but sure it's kind of fun
DC K.O.: Knightfight #3
All-star creators Joshua Williamson and Dan Mora deliver the next pulse-pounding chapter of Batman's journey during DC K.O., giving us the Dark Knight's greatest challenge yet. Jason Todd is Batman. Tim Drake is Batman. And to complete his mission, Bruce Wayne will have to fight both of them. The former Robins aren't giving up without a fight, and ...
we live in a world where celebrities continue to invade every facet of our lives for cheap pops
DC K.O.: Boss Battle
Unexpected fighters from beyond the DC Comics enter the arena! Wait... What? WHO?! As the remaining champions in the K.O. tournament prepare for the final rounds, they discover that there isn't enough Omega energy left to crown the winner a King Omega. To have any hope of stopping Darkseid, they'll need to engage in combat with the champions of oth...
congratulations, children
DC K.O.: The Kids are All Fight Special
Jon Kent always wanted to be a Titan when he grew up, but now that he's working alongside them in the effort to evacuate Earth, he didn't think he'd be stuck babysitting young sidekicks! When the kids sneak off to enter the fray and stop Granny Goodness, Jon will have to show these young heroes the ropes so they can save the day and prove there's n...
Justice League Unlimited #15
The plot Neron set in motion is revealed at last-and the consequences will spell the end of heroism on planet Earth! As powered-up villains ravage what's left of the planet, the Terrific Ten is whittled down to a handful of survivors who can't possibly withstand the fires of Hell!
it's like it's every writer's job to think if they can come up with the absolute worst dialogue. "with my new bff lois lane... it's fuckin' prime time, baby" jesus christ
Superman #34
Darkseid's plan worked! Earth has been transformed into Apokolips. His Dark Legion prepares the Earth for his imminent arrival. If Superman is locked in the tournament, who can stand up and defeat them?
all art is advertising now
DC x AEW #1
THE SUPERSTARS OF ALL ELITE WRESTLING EXPLODE OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE DC UNIVERSE! The Intergalactic Title is far more than a championship belt! This Big Galactic Belt is made of pure Element X-the most powerful metal in the universe! Ruptured in a post-match beatdown, the belt scatters across the DC Universe-but every single shard is a weapon...
Titans #31
Something has gone wrong in the Omega Tournament, and the planet's transformation into New Apokolips has accelerated! Darkseid's forces arrive on Earth to witness his rebirth, so it's up to Donna Troy and Roy Harper to hold them back! But can they survive against Grail, the daughter of Darkseid?
a missing statue not really the cliffhanger Adams was hoping for but otherwise the first coherent issue since issue 1
Aquaman #13
As Arthur continues to duke it out in the major DC K.O. event, the hidden kingdom of Atlantis at last emerges! But all is not well, and Queen Mera finds herself face-to-face with the deadliest foe to attack their fair kingdom yet! New threats, new drama, a trip to the throne of Kahndaq, and the return of Black Manta!
what if - hear me out - we just mish mashed everyone's powers randomly and had a montage of them fighting and sold that as a novel idea?? If any normie had pitched this series as an idea they would have been laughed out of the room for it being such a half-baked fantasy booking.
DC K.O. #3
IT'S TAG-TEAM TIME! As the Omega Tournament reaches its endgame, the final eight combatants are put to the ultimate test-confronted with a decades-long stay in their own personal hell! Emotions run high as heroes falter, villains revel, and the Heart of Apokolips eyes its new King Omega. In the end, only the final four will remain...