pizzamain reviewed Dead Dog's Bite #4 Jul 31, 2021
pizzamain reviewed Legion of X #4 Aug 24, 2022
nightcrawler bang me please
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A PACT WITH A GOD IS A BARGAIN WITH ONE'S SOUL!
The Skinjacker is once again out on the loose, body-jumping at an astounding pace and bringing the inhabitants of Krakoa to their breaking point. As the pressure to hunt down Switch and the Arakkii fugitive god reaches an all-time high, Nightcrawler and Zsen make discoveries about the case and the...
pizzamain dropped The Closet from their pull list Aug 24, 2022
A tale of existential familial horror by JAMES TYNION IV (THE DEPARTMENT OF TRUTH, RAZORBLADES) and GAVIN FULLERTON (BOG BODIES, Bags). Thom is moving cross-country with his family and dragging the past along with them. His son, Jamie, is seeing monsters in the bedroom closet and will not let them go.
pizzamain reviewed The Closet #3 Aug 24, 2022
why is this a comic book
MINISERIES FINALE
The tale of existential familial horror by JAMES TYNION IV (THE DEPARTMENT OF TRUTH, RAZORBLADES) & GAVIN FULLERTON (BOG BODIES, Bags) concludes here!
The cross-country move continues to torment both father and son, who just wanted to leave past hauntings behind them. Might they still find escape on the West Coa...
pizzamain reviewed The Closet #2 Aug 24, 2022
bad dad is actually sad dad
As Thom continues the cross-country move with his son Jamie, they stop at a friend's place for the night on their journey west. Young Jamie, in bed early, quickly realizes he is not alone, and the creature from his nightmares continues to chase him.
pizzamain dropped X-Men '92: House of XCII from their pull list Aug 24, 2022
THE '90s ARE BACK - AGAIN!
Everyone's favorite '90s incarnations of the X-Men have returned...but this time, everything is even all-newer and all-more different! Mutantkind is taking a huge leap forward by founding their own nation on the island of Krakoa, guided by Professor X, Magneto, and a mysterious long-lived woman who knows more than she...
pizzamain reviewed Eight Billion Genies #1 May 26, 2022
someone's name is will williams in this that's all you need to know
SERIES PREMIERE
If you had one wish...what would you wish for? Now, what if everyone else had one wish too? That's EIGHT BILLION GENIES, the new eight-issue series from CHARLES SOULE & RYAN BROWNE (CURSE WORDS). At exactly the same moment, everyone on earth gets a genie and one wish. All hell breaks loose, in a very entertaining...
It's a story about eight billion genies, from two creators whose last collaboration was about a wizard named Wizord and his talking Koala. There's a certain level of ridiculousness intentionally worked into the plot. Is it really that much of a dealbreaker that there's a character named Will Williams?
pizzamain reviewed Poison Ivy #3 Aug 16, 2022
awww : ) don't care
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Fixing the world isn't easy work, and Ivy's all hot and sweaty because of it! Getting her hands dirty was never an issue, but when plant assassins come after her, Ivy must be willing to play dirty as well.
do i care about this? no
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Robin's investigation into Lazarus Island is put on hold as Lord Death Man strikes. Damian and Hawke are called to Tokyo by Flatline to help her deal with her crazed mentor. Which means...killer-bros road trip!
pizzamain reviewed Do A Powerbomb #2 Aug 16, 2022
OH SHIT
Lona Steelrose is brought to another dimension and given an opportunity that could change everything. Will she join the DEATHLYFE tournament?!
pizzamain reviewed She-Hulk #5 Aug 16, 2022
wtf is this romcom bullshit
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• Jen Walters has been around since 1979 but this issue holds a first for her.
• The mysterious villains surely don't care and plan on destroying her and Jack Of Hearts.
RATED T+
pizzamain reviewed Batman: The Knight #7 Aug 16, 2022
no no please do not tell us about thomas and Martha wayne anymore
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Magic is in the air as Bruce Wayne travels to New York City to study under the legendary John Zatara and his daughter, Zatanna. But there's dark magic loose in the Big Apple, and Bruce's path toward becoming Batman must cross it. Will a man who is training his body and mind to combat crime be ready for a spiritual threat?
pizzamain rated Batman: The Knight #6 Aug 16, 2022
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Bruce Wayne's difficult journey to become Batman continues as he travels to Northern Canada seeking a mastery of weapons and marksmanship from a legendary hunter. Bruce's companion, however, will reveal a lethal secret that could jeopardize the entire mission...
pizzamain rated Aquamen #6 Jul 30, 2022
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A Dark Crisis tie-in issue! After hearing about Arthur's death, Mera and the others must each find a way to come to terms with their loss and move forward. In his time of grief, Jackson finds comfort from the last person he ever expected...his father!
pizzamain rated Dark Spaces: Wildfire #1 Jul 30, 2022
Six weeks into the slow burn of the historic Arroyo Fire, a crew of women from an inmate firefighting program are risking everything on the frontlines when their newest recruit - a white-collar convict with a deep network of shady dealers - discovers they're mere miles from her crooked former associate's mansion. When she proposes a plan to abandon...
pizzamain rated Above Snakes #1 Jul 30, 2022
MINISERIES PREMIERE
The hit team behind THE FEW and THUMBS returns with an all-new WILD AS HELL miniseries! Writer SEAN LEWIS (KING SPAWN), artist HAYDEN SHERMAN (Wasted Space), and rock-star letterer HASSAN OTSMANE-ELHAOU introduce a world where Deadwood-style Westerns collide with the fantasia of NEIL GAIMAN in the story of Dirt, a man seekin...
pizzamain added Rogue's Gallery (2022) to their pull list Jul 30, 2022
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SERIES PREMIERE
Writer HANNAH ROSE MAY makes her comic debut with rising-star artist JUSTIN MASON for an all-new series with DECLAN SHALVEY.
The Purge meets Scream in a home invasion thriller that follows disenfranchised TV superhero actress Maisie Wade as she is terrorized by an unhinged group of intruders cosplaying her day job's archvil...
pizzamain rated Rogue's Gallery #1 Jul 30, 2022
SERIES PREMIERE
Writer HANNAH ROSE MAY makes her comic debut with rising-star artist JUSTIN MASON for an all-new series with DECLAN SHALVEY.
The Purge meets Scream in a home invasion thriller that follows disenfranchised TV superhero actress Maisie Wade as she is terrorized by an unhinged group of intruders cosplaying her day job's archvil...
pizzamain added Impact Winter (2022) to their pull list Jul 30, 2022
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It's been one year since a comet hit Earth and blotted out the sun. Now, the world is a dark, cold landscape ruled by vampires.
In the British countryside, a band of survivors has formed a resistance in the fallout shelter of a medieval castle. Among them is Darcy, a young, headstrong fighter waiting for the chance to prove she can be on the f...
pizzamain rated Impact Winter #1 Jul 30, 2022
It's been one year since a comet hit Earth and blotted out the sun. Now, the world is a dark, cold landscape ruled by vampires.
In the British countryside, a band of survivors has formed a resistance in the fallout shelter of a medieval castle. Among them is Darcy, a young, headstrong fighter waiting for the chance to prove she can be on the f...
MINISERIES PREMIERE
Revered creator LIAM SHARP cuts loose in his visually stunning six-issue masterpiece, STARHENGE, BOOK ONE! A future Merlin travels to 5th-century Britain to prevent monstrous time-traveling killer robots from robbing the universe of magic, and Amber Weaver's lively present-day narrative reveals how she becomes drawn into a w...
pizzamain reviewed Starhenge: The Dragon and the Boar #1 Jul 30, 2022
wait is this a true story or not
MINISERIES PREMIERE
Revered creator LIAM SHARP cuts loose in his visually stunning six-issue masterpiece, STARHENGE, BOOK ONE! A future Merlin travels to 5th-century Britain to prevent monstrous time-traveling killer robots from robbing the universe of magic, and Amber Weaver's lively present-day narrative reveals how she becomes drawn into a w...
pizzamain reviewed Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths #2 Jul 13, 2022
if superboy is fast enough to jump in front of a bullet why would he not also idk like take the gun or punch the guy or do literally anything else more helpful
"you are not my father"
"neither are you"
lol amazing dialogue
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THE HOUSE OF NIGHTWING BURNS! As the good people of the world mourn the loss of the Justice League, the forces of evil have seized the opportunity to wreak havoc in a world without its heroes! Leading the charge is a super-powered Slade Wilson...but this time there's something dark fueling his rage. With a massive army laying siege to Titans Tower,...
pizzamain reviewed Mindset #1 Jul 13, 2022
did my dad write this?
When an introverted tech geek accidentally discovers mind control, he and his friends do something unexpected - they put the science into an app to help users break their technology addiction. But as their Mindset app achieves a dangerous cult following, lies, conspiracies, and murder come to light. Are they helping people or controlling them?
pizzamain reviewed Dark Crisis: Worlds Without A Justice League: Superman #1 Jul 13, 2022
i just skipped to the aquaman part
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When Pariah and his forces of the Great Darkness laid waste to the most powerful superheroes of all time, all hope was lost…with the Man of Steel suffering the same fate as that of his comrades, join us for a look at a world of dreams he would never have thought possible while alive. Where there’s life there’s hope, and with that hope comes a...
pizzamain reviewed Batman: Killing Time #5 Jul 8, 2022
oh my god something at the start happened again at the end but from a different angle wow
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The heist of the century has gone so far sideways that an all-out and very bloody gang war is imminent, with Batman, Riddler, and Catwoman caught in the crossfire. What is the mysterious object that so many are willing to murder so many for, and how does it connect to Bruce Wayne? As we reach the climax of this thrilling series, the clock strikes i...
pizzamain reviewed Legion of X #3 Jul 7, 2022
eeeeeeeeee!
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TO BE MAD IS TO BE DIVINE!
An Arakkii fugitive god is lurking somewhere in the shadows of Krakoa, and Weaponless Zsen must track them down or face destruction at the hands of the terrifying Ora Serrata. After hitting a number of dead ends, Zsen and Nightcrawler turn to the astral plane for answers. Meanwhile, Pixie lures the Skinjacker out of h...
pizzamain reviewed The Joker #15 Jul 7, 2022
about as good as an ending one can hope for
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The Clown Prince of Crime had one more trick up his sleeve-a thrilling, surprise final issue! How did Gordon escape Texas? What happened to Bane and Vengeance? Did The Joker get the last laugh? Find out!
pizzamain reviewed Sabretooth #5 Jul 7, 2022
it's really cool that you have to read 21 other runs to know what one story is doing
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ALL THINGS MUST END...
...but how? Sabretooth has changed Krakoa but has Krakoa changed him? No one gets away clean in this story. And maybe there are fates even worse than the Pit.
PARENTAL ADVISORY
pizzamain reviewed Poison Ivy #2 Jul 7, 2022
all cops are bacteria
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Destroying humanity is a lot of work, and a girl's gotta eat! On her journey to doom humankind, Ivy makes a pit stop at a roadside restaurant, where she meets a hungry poet who makes her question her motives-at least until the cops show up. Ivy has left Gotham, but she can't seem to escape the law!
© 2023
There's literally too many pages with no text at all, lol... Read Stan Lee at least once.
ultimate goblin go back to hell