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we live in a world where celebrities continue to invade every facet of our lives for cheap pops
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DC K.O.: Boss Battle
Unexpected fighters from beyond the DC Comics enter the arena! Wait... What? WHO?! As the remaining champions in the K.O. tournament prepare for the final rounds, they discover that there isn't enough Omega energy left to crown the winner a King Omega. To have any hope of stopping Darkseid, they'll need to engage in combat with the champions of oth...
congratulations, children
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DC K.O.: The Kids are All Fight Special
Jon Kent always wanted to be a Titan when he grew up, but now that he's working alongside them in the effort to evacuate Earth, he didn't think he'd be stuck babysitting young sidekicks! When the kids sneak off to enter the fray and stop Granny Goodness, Jon will have to show these young heroes the ropes so they can save the day and prove there's n...
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Justice League Unlimited #15
The plot Neron set in motion is revealed at last-and the consequences will spell the end of heroism on planet Earth! As powered-up villains ravage what's left of the planet, the Terrific Ten is whittled down to a handful of survivors who can't possibly withstand the fires of Hell!
it's like it's every writer's job to think if they can come up with the absolute worst dialogue. "with my new bff lois lane... it's fuckin' prime time, baby" jesus christ
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Superman #34
Darkseid's plan worked! Earth has been transformed into Apokolips. His Dark Legion prepares the Earth for his imminent arrival. If Superman is locked in the tournament, who can stand up and defeat them?
all art is advertising now
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DC x AEW #1
THE SUPERSTARS OF ALL ELITE WRESTLING EXPLODE OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE DC UNIVERSE! The Intergalactic Title is far more than a championship belt! This Big Galactic Belt is made of pure Element X-the most powerful metal in the universe! Ruptured in a post-match beatdown, the belt scatters across the DC Universe-but every single shard is a weapon...
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Titans #31
Something has gone wrong in the Omega Tournament, and the planet's transformation into New Apokolips has accelerated! Darkseid's forces arrive on Earth to witness his rebirth, so it's up to Donna Troy and Roy Harper to hold them back! But can they survive against Grail, the daughter of Darkseid?
a missing statue not really the cliffhanger Adams was hoping for but otherwise the first coherent issue since issue 1
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Aquaman #13
As Arthur continues to duke it out in the major DC K.O. event, the hidden kingdom of Atlantis at last emerges! But all is not well, and Queen Mera finds herself face-to-face with the deadliest foe to attack their fair kingdom yet! New threats, new drama, a trip to the throne of Kahndaq, and the return of Black Manta!
what if - hear me out - we just mish mashed everyone's powers randomly and had a montage of them fighting and sold that as a novel idea?? If any normie had pitched this series as an idea they would have been laughed out of the room for it being such a half-baked fantasy booking.
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DC K.O. #3
IT'S TAG-TEAM TIME! As the Omega Tournament reaches its endgame, the final eight combatants are put to the ultimate test-confronted with a decades-long stay in their own personal hell! Emotions run high as heroes falter, villains revel, and the Heart of Apokolips eyes its new King Omega. In the end, only the final four will remain...
okay maybe we are finally getting somewhere and getting away from the dorkiest of villains of all-time
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Aquaman #17
Poseidon, Olympian god of the sea, peers into the future with the help of Proteus, his court sorcerer, beholds Mera and wishes to take her for a wife. Proteus provides Poseidon with "time pods" that allow him to travel back and forth in time. When Poseidon abducts Mera, Aquaman steals one of the Olympian's time pods and follows him. Zeus proposes ...
if you are wondering why everyone thinks aquaman is an idiot this is a pretty good place to start
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Aquaman #16
Rovere and Syrene, two green-skinned aliens with chameleon-like changing powers and water-shaping powers like Mera's, arrive on Earth in flight from Stellor, a revenge-seeking bandit from their world with whom Rovere was once involved. Rovere briefly imprisons and impersonates Aquaman to try and throw Stellor off his track, but Mera and Aqualad def...
man this is a real who fucking cares issue that resolves with aqualad saying "yippee this is fun" when moving a skyscraper with a giant robot
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Aquaman #15
During a botched experiment, Dr. Deering is changed into a water-breather; he then proceeds to steal buildings and construct an underwater city.
aquaman looks like a fucking loser in this one i gotta say
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Aquaman #14
Before he dies, a grateful old man sprinkles Aquaman with a magic powder that enables him to transform his body four times into different shapes.
why do so many people hate aquaman :(
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Aquaman #4
Tritonis attacks Poseidonis as civil war erupts beneath the sea, and Aquaman meets the Mer-men's champion, Iqula. Also introduced is Queequeg, master of technology!
wh-why that's a hesperornis-- a waterfowl that existed about 75 million years ago!
about face turtles! there's no time to lose!
shocking turn to see how horny mera gets at the end.
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Aquaman #13
A gigantic seaquake opens a time warp that admits aquatic dinosaurs from the ancient past, as well as Niccol and other criminals from the year 2098, into Aquaman's present. The seaquake is even felt in Mera's fourth-dimensional world, and she comes to Earth to investigate. The criminals take control of Mera and the dinosaurs with a thought-control ...
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Krypto: The Last Dog of Krypton #5
Krypto has made his way to Kansas-but there are still so many miles between him and Superboy. When he comes across a home invasion-one that a canine with superpowers might be able to help with-Krypto makes a choice that helps him become the dog he was always meant to be. A long-lost pup finally finds his way back home in this heartwarming finale......
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Krypto: The Last Dog of Krypton (2025)
There will come a day when Krypto stands beside Superman, helpinghim fight off monsters, aliens, and supervillains-a day when this dogwill save his adoptive world thanks to the incredible powers granted himby Earth's strange yellow sun. But he's not there yet. Today, Krypto isa normal puppy on Krypton, spending each happy, snoozy, endless dayalongs...
oh cool a dog dying to help a protagonist level up. great. super creative
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Krypto: The Last Dog of Krypton #4
Krypto has made a new friend-another stray-and together, the two of the mare traveling across America. But they are not alone, for a monster from a distant world has come to Earth, and their two paths are now on a collision course. Krypto,with superpowers that are just coming in, must find a way to defend himself, hisfriend-and his planet.
much better
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Krypto: The Last Dog of Krypton #3
Krypto, the last dog of Krypton, has seen some of the worst of what Earth canoffer-and escaped it with his life. And yet, he still hasn't given up hope.Alone, Krypto wanders through a forest in the depths of winter, until one day, heencounters a young girl who is also lost. At least they can be lost together. Buthumans aren't as equipped to survive...
if there's one thing comic book readers love it's seeing a terrorist hit a dog repeatedly
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Krypto: The Last Dog of Krypton #2
Krypto, the last dog of Krypton, has landed on an alien world called "Earth" afterhis shuttle test went catastrophically wrong. Krypto wanders into a city, scaredand hurt...But this lost dog has found someone to take care of him. A young man:troubled, unkind, but ambitious. Krypto just wants to be loved, but that may notbe something this boy is ca...
WHAT THE FUCK
Krypto: The Last Dog of Krypton #1
There will come a day when Krypto stands beside Superman, helpinghim fight off monsters, aliens, and supervillains-a day when this dogwill save his adoptive world thanks to the incredible powers granted himby Earth's strange yellow sun. But he's not there yet. Today, Krypto isa normal puppy on Krypton, spending each happy, snoozy, endless dayalongs...
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