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aquaman rules you drool

do all those kids know they're making an X with their arms and not a W?

either you keep riding this wave or you ruin the flow. will be tricky not doing a lot of dialogue at some point but hoping they stick with it.

aquaman is god

why they moved aquaman away from being friends with the fishes is beyond me this is fucking awesome

"This is probably the first tooth ever extracted by the claws of a lobster!" you're goddamn right it is aquaman

maybe a super hero interfering with another country's election isn't the best use of time, aquaman

four issues in and aquaman is now a police officer wtf

jesus christ aquaman do you not have anything else to do

Topo you fucking rule

Look! I'm putting my head into a shark's mouth! Doesn't that prove I can control the creatures of the sea? Nope!

okay normally i skip the superman part bc who gives a shit but that was actually a great doggie issue idk about the hoop and stick shit tho

no you should still aqualad so i don't have to read about him anymore

"er thanks aquaman but i have no room for whales" lol

i'd rather you guys give names to the whales than this goon

"keep stroking, aquaman" ok ease up aqualad

aquaman this is embarrassing

wtf is even going on anymore

goddamn i love these fish friends

aquaman, you are an idiot

can we not come up with something more creative by this point

"prehistoric sea-centipede" is what they called me in high school

considered a 10/10 for topo sharpening the swordfish's nose lol

about time for aquadlad to die imo

so topo can be out of water without a helmet but Aquaman can't? got it.

thinking how cool it must be for a kid to get away from school... only to read about another kid going to school.

okay how about uh huh we create these badass fire trolls uh huh and make 'em real mean and scary uh huh you'll want to see and know more about them uh huh and then just completely removed them from the second chapter in favor of aquaman/lad being tiny ....

thank god aquaman can control fish because otherwise he'd be killed in every issue. completely useless

an amazing cover for an amazing story

wtf is going on

really one is too many quisps

goes on for sooo long

sounds like aquaman and syx did NOT meet again

imagine being high and reading this good god

ya idk abotu this one henry boltinoff

ohhh so THAT'S how they met

not really sure what happened but i liked the hippos

wh-why that's a hesperornis-- a waterfowl that existed about 75 million years ago! about face turtles! there's no time to lose! shocking turn to see how horny mera gets at the end.

aquaman looks like a fucking loser in this one i gotta say

man this is a real who fucking cares issue that resolves with aqualad saying "yippee this is fun" when moving a skyscraper with a giant robot

if you are wondering why everyone thinks aquaman is an idiot this is a pretty good place to start

okay maybe we are finally getting somewhere and getting away from the dorkiest of villains of all-time

finally a relatable issue

"difficult? she's behaving like a sea-witch, not a queen!" i say this all the time

aquaman nude on the first page LFG

issue ends with a "pen is mighter than the swordfish" q/a lol

includes a cool story about how tom and atlanna banged without saying a single word to one another.

jesus christ aquaman are you 12 get a grip get to see Aquaman naked again this issue

more talking dolphin plz

why do so many people hate aquaman :(

"hey dolphin girl of my wet dreams" arrest peter david

don't need a bidet with that hand now

Kind of annoying how someone just *stole* his trident.

omg he called fish his friends in this one

Was there a reason Mera just waited until now to free herself?

finally over

Loooots of dialogue just to force it to the ending but at least they've set themselves up with some interesting storylines going forward, not just pushing it into a corner. Warhead isn't the most enticing character but it probably got as good as it could in its first run. The Dead Water tease is promising as well, which could create some cool combos with Warhead.

Curry's bantering him during the final boss fight lol great

I can't tell if the story is moving so slowly because there's a great payoff or because they don't have a whole lot to talk about.

Now I remember why I always thought history classes were so boring.

why am i reading a beverely hills 91201 episode?

A lot of people running with their hair going wild and them yelling. Read like a soap opera, but ended on a fun note.

Really fun parts but v stupid ending with Andy. Are we shocked she was stolen when she almost died falling off a cliff? No. But I do like how Andy brings out sides of characters we otherwise wouldn't get. More positive than not, but ending was silly.

not a big fan of the issues where Aquaman looks stupid but good ending I suppose

so many pointless things just flying in and out of the last few issues.

a little long-winded but exciting times for atlantis

Idk how Clark picks up from the previous issue to make the most mind-numbingly boring response as possible.

why is orm attacking like calling a ton of fish is a bad idea?? glad kelly sue is back : )

AQUAMAN IS BACK BABY and also he has mera's ONE power which is fucking lame. Also there are way too many fucking storylines of aquaman losing shit. Like atlantis has already been lost before, that's why it's at the bottom of the ocean. How about aquaman doesn't lose anything and we just get to explore atlantis? s/o to those whales helping people get off the plane

aquaman now slinging mud. great. awesome idea.

look if you can't trust people that are asking for your blood then who can you trust

great art but wow what a lame ass story

a really good sign that someone doesn't know when they're doing when their idea to progress a story is to introduce captain nemo. maybe we can get captain jack sparrow or sharktale next issue at least they are using mera as more than a damsel in distress and haven't just copy-and-pasted her iconic ability over to arthur

"we'll never outrun it!" "we don't have to outrun it, we have to outswim it!" *next pannel* "boy i sure am sore!" some of the worst dialogue i have read in any comic ever. also would have been nice if they had invested more time into the original characters of the gods and not lame ass nemo. like they genuinely made some wildly interested characters and settled for using them as a prop to continue to let nemo toot around in his tiny because arthur is unable to follow google maps, apparently.

this is the most half-assed gathering of a team of c-listers i've ever read and goddamn can they use mera in any other way besides a crutch for progressing this story that can be boiled down to "watch arthur endlessly get the run around"

Could have stretched this issue out to 2 or 3 to have a coherent storyline that doesn't result in in the ending of men in black 1. so lame to just power up AQ whenever you need to progress the storyline. Nice art tho

last time we saw nemo his ship was completely destroyed and now it's totally fine lol. it's like every lame ass comicbook crutch is inentionally being used here. random power jumps... corrupting superman to be scary and then casually resetting him... mysterious power source leading protagonist... "killing" a love interest that we know is going to come back... batman wanting to run some tests...

this issue would be so much better if it wasn't having to deal with the massive doggie dookie of the first nine issues at the same time.

an issue with him acknowledging his adult daughter for more than one panel would go a looooong way

what is happening

a missing statue not really the cliffhanger Adams was hoping for but otherwise the first coherent issue since issue 1

if you're going to do this much of a backstory dump why not just make it the actual issue itself instead of getting a montage boiled down version "how do you know all of this??" "she told me" wow that is some expert storytelling right there lol

we spent half the issue with them needlessly and nonsensibly fighting. great.

oh they're both blonde and wear green. i get it

DC really running out of ideas

wtf was that hug he gave his mom

let's be real this team is lame and not helping aquaman's street cred

"i am an older woman, much closer to the end than you are. perhaps i have the wisdom to help" - written by someone who has never talked to someone older than 40.

idk why some writers are like "no he doesn't talk to fish that's lame" uh actually talking to any animal is badass fyi

shocking that another protagonist is falsely accused yet again but otherwise an interesting start

how can you drink coffee underwater

probably the dumbest last pannel to any comic I have ever read. jackson yells too much.

aquaman is angry!

yeah i'm definitely here to read about aquaman sucking on dolphins' teets

someone is naked in every issue apparently lol

idk if you are insane aquaman but i now think peter david is

orm and jackson need to grow up fucking hell

Jackson is beyond emotionally stunted and god this dialogue is so bad

everyone is 15 years old

for some reason they've put so much focus on the dialogue despite it being painfully bad. it genuinely would be more interesting to read if the air bubbles were empty

fuck mars

why are batman and robin's hair blue

ayy wtf were you people into in the 80s

I don't know what I just read and I loved it.

idk if me having to read an explanation makes this better or worse

it's like it's trying to confuse me on purpose

I liked the photo at the end

alfred : )

harley didn't want joker going back to arkham bc it wasn't safe yet she let him live by making batman LEAVE HIM to save harley???? so fucking dumb

god the dialogue

idk what's going on

Pretty cool they have the money to blow on building billion-dollar prisons and then just tearing them up whenever they want.

So is that super dog coming or not?

This reminded me of that veggietales about the lie that kept growing into a monster.

okay can we drop the whole "he doesn't order them around he just ASKS them". Either AQ is some manipulative asshole always "asking" for help during life in danger moments or he is their sea boss and it's not a big deal!!!!

don't worry readers, in case you can't follow the story the bad guy will just take time out of his day to explain all the moving pieces, thus removing all mystery and intrigue! fortunately we get to see superman and a mermaid hook up

"omg it's a movie monster" yeah don't remind us lol

Some of the worst jokes I have ever read in a comic book were found right in this issue. Everyone is just casually goofing off in the midst of a crisis lol.

Think it's kinda lame they just iced a ton of characters but I'm returning for the next issue so that counts for something.

oooo everything is jumbled and non-sequential! it must be smart then!

so annoying

a good way to trick people into thinking you are smart is to tell things out of order

stupidly jumps around in time, even more annoying when they fuck up the math

oh my god something at the start happened again at the end but from a different angle wow

a man's identity is wrapped up in being punctual. great

the batman series where he's an asshole

this is the stupidest thing i have ever read

i feel like we are back to the first couple issues for no good reason at all other than the word "masks" has appeared multiple times, despite bruce wearing earlier??

no no please do not tell us about thomas and Martha wayne anymore

rip off of the dark knight movie

wtf

black manta is a bully to that poor ghost man :(

some of the worst dialogue i have ever read

this is all v confusing

painful dialogue

WTF

long-winded and idgaf about anyone but I'm sticking around so i will give it that credit

dude just playing angry birds on his iPad as he's getting sucked up into one of the dozen movies that have gone over this storyline

i skipped all the pannels that didn't have aquaman in it and somehow still saw some swim in the nude yet again

everyone is so old, fuck

i used to be the king of gotham :(

ohhh i get it. it's like batman

the more they talked the more confused i got

ooo religious zealots. fascinating

aw sad superboy sad that no one will join his sad club :(

if superboy is fast enough to jump in front of a bullet why would he not also idk like take the gun or punch the guy or do literally anything else more helpful "you are not my father" "neither are you" lol amazing dialogue

i just skipped to the aquaman part

every page felt like someone drunkenly said "wouldn't it be cool if we did..." and just threw some shit down on the page

what am i reading

ah, torture porn, very cool.

more effort went into this than 90% of what DC puts out

okay elmer

should be put in the library of congress

i don't think the science behind this adds up

i feel like a 12 year old is playing with their action figures and telling me about some mish mash storyline they are making up in the moment with zero forethought.

"your little shunt somehow COMBINED our POWERS!" yeah that about sums it up

if the goal was to make ww look like a huge dumbass then they have succeeded

"i wanted to help you find your headspace to continue on in the bracket" whoever wrote that line should be arrested

ah, propping up one of the most iconic stories in all of comic books for a fun one-off "what if" b-side storyline. wonderful.

what if - hear me out - we just mish mashed everyone's powers randomly and had a montage of them fighting and sold that as a novel idea?? If any normie had pitched this series as an idea they would have been laughed out of the room for it being such a half-baked fantasy booking.

congratulations, children

we live in a world where celebrities continue to invade every facet of our lives for cheap pops

LOL at that bracket shown. that is NOT happened. hardly any heroes actually fought one another.

jesus christ a massive plot point was centered on superman trying harder

aside that how we got here makes zero sense, this was kind of fun

the fever dream continues

banking a bit hard on emotional pulls than much of a storyline but sure it's kind of fun

that cover is so stupid good god

all art is advertising now

finding a nice blend of silly/serious

so much reading

the time jumps are so annoying. it's the first issue and idk wtf deathstroke is just throw me a bone plz. could not have done a better job at discouraging a new reader

slightly less confusing than the first issue. idk wtf this is a puzzle to put together

took to issue 3 to explain wtf happened over the first two issues?

so zigzaggy you forget he fought batman and superman within the last four issues.

i'm sure aquaman is paying those octopus a living wage

aquaman there is giant hole in that ship i think it qualifies as "badly damaged"

and we never saw him ever again, I'm sure

didn't read the batman comic but man that looked fuckin dumb aqualad quit saying "suffering seashells"

poseidon take me now

nothing matters

this is the loser age of comics