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everyone is so old, fuck

i used to be the king of gotham :(

An original story from DC. Good for them.

I WILL FIND HIM

"Stand here naked in front of a crowd of people and prove you are your normal selves!"

slumber? i hardly know her

LFG

way too much narrating but the juxtaposition of characters is really genius

would have been cool if it had been condensed to like 6 pages.

not how prison works

a lot of dick jokes

idk what i just read but it seems cool

A little too big brained for me but cool still. Fun Namor appearance : )

Are magneto and prof X gonna bang or what

aquaman rules you drool

do all those kids know they're making an X with their arms and not a W?

Not sure how much I'm supposed to care about the Lois Lane dad sitch but the Lev character is super fun, as well as the ending. Really looking forward to the next issue, which has been rare for this series but also maybe just bc they said Lev is revealed.

idk, i kind of liked it

what the FUCK

oh dad zod

wtf

even for batman's standard's some of his lines are painful

Kind of annoying how someone just *stole* his trident.

omg he called fish his friends in this one

Was there a reason Mera just waited until now to free herself?

finally over

banger of an issue

Kind of all over the place. It's a cool story and doesn't need to zigzag so much. Just tell it straight and that'll be enough.

WTF

i feel like we are back to the first couple issues for no good reason at all other than the word "masks" has appeared multiple times, despite bruce wearing earlier??

no no please do not tell us about thomas and Martha wayne anymore

not a big fan of the fairy odd parents-style art but cool story

love how this dude gets traumatized from the phantom zone then goes right back to work. too real

I don't know what I just read and I loved it.

idk if me having to read an explanation makes this better or worse

it's like it's trying to confuse me on purpose

I liked the photo at the end

alfred : )

harley didn't want joker going back to arkham bc it wasn't safe yet she let him live by making batman LEAVE HIM to save harley???? so fucking dumb

god the dialogue

idk what's going on

aquaman nude on the first page LFG

issue ends with a "pen is mighter than the swordfish" q/a lol

includes a cool story about how tom and atlanna banged without saying a single word to one another.

jesus christ aquaman are you 12 get a grip get to see Aquaman naked again this issue

rip off of the dark knight movie

okay find of fun

too many football puns

"An ape... GOD?" lol stfu

magneto is gay now?

god i love talking sharks lets fucking go

amanda waller is the worst comic book character of all time

i am the only person in the world to be reading this series still: amazing

I'm the only person in the world that has read this

friends : )

Loooots of dialogue just to force it to the ending but at least they've set themselves up with some interesting storylines going forward, not just pushing it into a corner. Warhead isn't the most enticing character but it probably got as good as it could in its first run. The Dead Water tease is promising as well, which could create some cool combos with Warhead.

Curry's bantering him during the final boss fight lol great

I can't tell if the story is moving so slowly because there's a great payoff or because they don't have a whole lot to talk about.

Now I remember why I always thought history classes were so boring.

why am i reading a beverely hills 91201 episode?

A lot of people running with their hair going wild and them yelling. Read like a soap opera, but ended on a fun note.

Really fun parts but v stupid ending with Andy. Are we shocked she was stolen when she almost died falling off a cliff? No. But I do like how Andy brings out sides of characters we otherwise wouldn't get. More positive than not, but ending was silly.

not a big fan of the issues where Aquaman looks stupid but good ending I suppose

so many pointless things just flying in and out of the last few issues.

a little long-winded but exciting times for atlantis

Idk how Clark picks up from the previous issue to make the most mind-numbingly boring response as possible.

why is orm attacking like calling a ton of fish is a bad idea?? glad kelly sue is back : )

Pretty cool they have the money to blow on building billion-dollar prisons and then just tearing them up whenever they want.

So is that super dog coming or not?

This reminded me of that veggietales about the lie that kept growing into a monster.

yeah fuck you croc

A little bummed they split up the duo but the emotional build to decel announcing herself as a mutant paid off for the most part.

really good example of art strengthening the narrative and story. teared up about the liveshot shit

"do you like pizza?" "of course i like pizza. i'm a bird-person not a monster" lol

so confused

Surprisingly decent after dragging for so long.

Am I supposed to know what's going on bc I have no clue. Everything just got ambigiously more bad for everyone in different ways and idk why.

"It can always get worse" - DC's slogan for the past two years.

Pivoting : /

A bunch of people say they are the most powerful

gross

what a cool character

no one needs to write a comic book on what it's like being in your 40s

that was very sad

fuck mars

i think there's this odd assumption that people want to know EVERY thought you've wanted to put into a comic book

ironic that the storyline averts a potential nuclear war by promising a better future while also taking every interesting character and making them so dull that you don't care what happens next to them.

idk what's going on but i'm in

once again the x men talk and nothing happens

it's really cool that you have to read 21 other runs to know what one story is doing

shocking that another protagonist is falsely accused yet again but otherwise an interesting start

how can you drink coffee underwater

probably the dumbest last pannel to any comic I have ever read. jackson yells too much.

this seems real dumb but i guess I'm sticking on for the next issue so who's the idiot now

i like the part where the animals talked to each other

this is all so ridiculous and i can't stop reading it

less humans more animals lets go

oh. my. god.

one of the joker's superpowers is knowing if someone when someone is sleeping, apparently monologuing joker is tough to do and i don't think they really get it right here but at least we're moving forward

ah yes gordon has a rough life as a cop i see. previously i was not sympathetic to him but now i am

few comics do more info dumps without giving actual info

so much talking

a lot of talking to basically say one thing lol

about as good as an ending one can hope for

Not enough clayface

God how many dopes are there in Gotham just waiting to be brainwashed

Seems like a missed opportunity to get batwoman a worthwhile arc w/o batman

don't need a bidet with that hand now

idk why some writers are like "no he doesn't talk to fish that's lame" uh actually talking to any animal is badass fyi

the more they talked the more confused i got

excuse me for asking but why is magneto dead, how did he die, and why do they need him back? also if he destroyed his cerebro backup, why is he being brought back? you would think they would answer these questions in the first issue.