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Spacey Medicine reviewed Marvel Rising #3 Jul 13, 2019
3.5

God this is so boring.

Marvel Rising #3

By: Nilah Magruder, Roberto Di Salvo
Released: May 29, 2019

THE HOME OF THE INHUMANS GETS A MEDIEVAL MAKEOVER!
Morgan le Fay's moving to New Jersey, and she's just chosen the location for her castle: New Attilan! But the Inhumans aren't planning to give up their home to a queen from another age. And with fellow Inhumans Ms. Marvel and Inferno nearby, they're hoping they won't have to. The Marvel Rising ...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Marvel Rising #2 Jul 13, 2019
3.5

I won’t be sad when this is over.

Marvel Rising #2

By: Nilah Magruder, Roberto Di Salvo
Released: Apr 24, 2019

THE MAGICAL KINGDOM OF JERSEY!
Morgan Le Fay has invaded New Jersey! Or should we say...NEW CAMELOT?! And under her mind-twisting rule, the citizens are going crazy! But Ms. Marvel and Squirrel Girl are not about to watch the local bodegas turn into potion-dealing apothecaries. Luckily, they've got a few friends to help them out: Spider-Man Mil...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Marvel Rising #1 Jul 13, 2019
4.5

Thank you for this tour, I now feel I am qualified to decide if ESU is right for me.

Marvel Rising #1

By: Nilah Magruder, Roberto Di Salvo
Released: Mar 27, 2019

HEROES OF THE ROUNDTABLE!
With the powers of GIRL and the powers of SQUIRREL on their side, Kamala Khan and Doreen Green are an unbeatable team! But that title is about to be seriously challenged - because New Jersey has been invaded by a swarm of knights in shining...suits?! Driving cars armed with javelins?! Uh-oh. Kamala and Doreen are gonna...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Batman #73 Jul 8, 2019
2.5

Over a quarter of this book is the song Home on the Range and honestly I could get that for free on youtube so...

Batman #73

By: Tom King, Mikel Janin
Released: Jun 19, 2019

"The Fall and the Fallen" part four! Batman has been defeated by Bane's minions and chased out of Gotham. As a last-ditch effort to save his son from the lonely fate of being Batman, his father from another universe, Thomas Wayne, a.k.a. the Flashpoint Batman, is taking Bruce to the far ends of the Earth to try to give him the one thing that will c...

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Br'er Lapin - Jul 10, 2019

an* interrogation room. This post brought to you by the lack of an edit button.

Br'er Lapin - Jul 10, 2019

Nevermind the above, I am just being a sleepy jerk. Sorry.

Spacey Medicine reviewed X-Force #9 Jul 8, 2019
3.5

Please we are so close.

X-Force #9

By: Ed Brisson, Dylan Burnett
Released: Jun 12, 2019

• X-Force is split between a Stryfe and a hard place!
•  The clock is ticking!
•  Plus: The return of Rachel Summers!
Parental Advisory

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Wonder Woman #72 Jul 8, 2019
5.0

Feels a bit like treading water.

Wonder Woman #72

By: G. Willow Wilson, Jesus Merino
Released: Jun 12, 2019

Diana and her compatriots have crossed from our world into a shattered land where no earthly feet have fallen in eons...but that doesn't mean that everything there is dead and gone! If this is indeed the road to the lost Themyscira, Wonder Woman will face any danger to reach its end-but that doesn't mean that those she's traveling with will survive...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Wonder Twins #5 Jul 8, 2019
5.0

A good idea and good points executed poorly. It’s just too on the nose to have any bite.

Wonder Twins #5

By: Mark Russell, Stephen Byrne
Released: Jun 12, 2019

The much-talked-about and always-topical take on the Wonder Twins continues from irreverent and witty writer Mark Russell and artist Stephen Byrne, who captures both the humor and the heart of the siblings, exiled to Earth and interning for the Justice League. A battle royal between minor-league heroes and villains ends in tragedy and a horrifying ...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Venom #15 Jul 8, 2019
7.5

Solid ending.

Venom #15

By: Cullen Bunn, Iban Coello
Released: Jun 12, 2019

WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
•  Battered, bleeding and at the end of his rope, Malekith's War Witches and their henchmen threaten to overwhelm Eddie Brock.
•  Meanwhile, Eddie still has 9-year-old Dylan in tow... Now he just needs to keep him alive.
Rated T+

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8.5

I enjoyed this and am willing to overlook the random poetry moment.

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #45

By: Ryan North, Derek Charm
Released: Jun 12, 2019

WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
•  The historic team-up of Ratatoskr - Asgardian chaos squirrel god - and Squirrel Girl -  Midgardian squirrel, uh, girl - has not gone well!
•  Well, that's not technically true: it's gone well for Ratatoskr, who now has a human identity to play with...but this team-up hasn't technically saved anyone ye...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Punisher #12 Jul 8, 2019
9.0

Is there anything this precious boy can’t murder?

Punisher #12

By: Matthew Rosenberg, Szymon Kudranski
Released: Jun 12, 2019

THE EVIL THAT MEN DO...
•  Baron Zemo's plans are revealed to be even more sinister than believed.
•  As Frank and Zemo's war extends beyond Bagalia, the stakes get higher and the clock is ticking.
•  What lines will Frank cross to stop Zemo?
Parental Advisory

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Flash #72 Jul 8, 2019
2.0

Barry Allen is super dumb. And so is literally every other person in this comic. I hate this.

Flash #72

By: Joshua Williamson, Howard Porter
Released: Jun 12, 2019

"The Flash Year One" continues! Things are not looking pretty for the Flash, who just got his scarlet butt handed to him by the Turtle. If Barry Allen thought being a hero was going to be easy, he'd better think again after this beating--but will it be enough to detour his destiny?
RATED T

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6.0

At least things are finally coming together.

The Batman Who Laughs #6

By: Scott Snyder, Jock
Released: Jun 12, 2019

True happiness begins in the heart. Our memories and emotions can play tricks on us, though, and divert one's reality into something completely different. The Batman Who Laughs has based his entire worldview on this very concept, and it is in this moment that he must finally confront the one man who stands in his way, the one man who could complete...

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5.5

Just fine.

Symbiote Spider-Man #3

By: Peter David, Greg Land
Released: Jun 12, 2019

• From comic titans, Peter David and Greg Land, comes the third installment of an all-new Spider-Man tale set during the original ALIEN COSTUME SAGA!
•  After glimpsing the strange abilities of Spider-Man's bizarre black suit, Mysterio is determined to uncover the secrets of the enigmatic ensemble - secrets Peter Parker hasn't even reali...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Superman #12 Jul 8, 2019
2.0

I don’t think I’m supposed to agree with the villains that the heroes are annoying, buuuuut...

Superman #12

By: Brian Michael Bendis, Joe Prado
Released: Jun 12, 2019

The House of El is united in this SUPERMAN/SUPERGIRL crossover! It's the House of El against everyone as Superman, Jor-El, Supergirl and Superboy face intergalactic attacks from Rogol Zaar, General Zod and an armada of alien warriors and assassins. With the truth behind Krypton's destruction set to be revealed, a galactic conspiracy threatens to si...

8.5

Well, this was enchanting.

Superior Spider-Man #7

By: Christos Gage, Lan Medina
Released: Jun 12, 2019

WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
•  Like the rest of America, the West Coast is overrun with Frost Giants and in CHAOS!
•  But Otto Octavius doesn't settle for chaos and will WIN THE WAR OF REALMS SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
•  Well, maybe not single-handedly. He needs minions. Super-minions! So he recruits the WEST COAST AVENGERS!
• ...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Supergirl #31 Jul 8, 2019
6.0

This is like better Superman 12, but not that much better because it still had garbage to work with.

Supergirl #31

By: Marc Andreyko, Kevin Maguire
Released: Jun 12, 2019

The  House of El is united in this SUPERMAN/SUPERGIRL crossover! The Superman Family must unite to banish Rogol Zaar once and for all! But little do Supergirl, Superman, Superboy and Jor-El know, Rogol Zaar has brought some friends of his own...from the Phantom Zone! Supergirl not only has to make sure that Rogol Zaar doesn't unite with h...

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9.0

Man, my feelings.

Spider-Man: Life Story #4

By: Chip Zdarsky, Mark Bagley
Released: Jun 12, 2019

THE REAL-TIME LIFE STORY OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES!
Spider-Man's life enters the 1990s! The COLD WAR is no longer cold as PETER PARKER returns to a world gone MAD! But will he let that madness infect HIM and his family?
Rated T+

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9.5

Knull is such a drama queen. 🖤

Silver Surfer: Black #1

By: Donny Cates, Tradd Moore
Released: Jun 12, 2019

Spinning out of GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #1, almost the entire galaxy's defenders have been blown through a black hole, including the Silver Surfer! But the story doesn't end there... In order to fight back the oblivion, Surfer will have to fight to save his own soul and not lose himself to the void. Follow the Sentinel of the Spaceways on a journey...

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9.0

I just love it! Salem is the best.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch #3

By: Kelly Thompson, Veronica Fish
Released: Jun 19, 2019

As danger intensifies and mysteries deepen in Greendale, Sabrina finds it increasingly difficult to keep her own secrets. And while the whole town is on edge from the most recent "monster" attack, Sabrina has tracked the source of the disturbances back to her high school. It may be up to Sabrina to save her new town by solving this one her own...bu...

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2.0

I love how it’s a drawing and they still did that thing of casting a six-month-old baby as a newborn. Also this entire thing with the magic whatevers is so stupid.

Red Hood and the Outlaws #35

By: Scott Lobdell, Pete Woods
Released: Jun 12, 2019

Last time he was in Gotham City, Jason Todd pretended to be a master criminal in the underworld. This time it's for real! With Suzie Su scared of what her new boss at the Iceberg Lounge might be capable of and Bunker questioning his own loyalty to Jason, the Red Hood's house of cards could be headed for a collapse. And if that isn't bad enough, Jas...

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3.5

I have never felt less stakes in my whole life.

Justice League: Odyssey #10

By: Dan Abnett, Daniel Sampere
Released: Jun 12, 2019

Cyborg, Starfire, Green Lantern Jessica Cruz and Azrael journeyed halfway across the Multiverse intent on fixing the chaos created by the Justice League in "No Justice." Now the team is forced to split into pairs to complete a cosmic scavenger hunt for Apokoliptian relics before Darkseid can gather them and bring his master plan to fruition. But wh...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Ironheart #7 Jul 8, 2019
6.5

I don’t like zombies.

Ironheart #7

By: Eve Ewing, Luciano Vecchio
Released: Jun 12, 2019

The IQ on this team-up is off the charts! Nadia Van Dyne, A.K.A. the Unstoppable Wasp, swings by Chicago to visit Ironheart...but neither of them was expecting a zombie invasion! Can these two girl geniuses put their heads together and figure out what's turning ordinary Chicagoans into the walking dead? Read and find out, True Believers!
Rated ...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Invaders #6 Jul 8, 2019
9.0

So good.

Invaders #6

By: Chip Zdarsky, Butch Guice
Released: Jun 12, 2019

"WAR GHOSTS" Finale!
Time has run out. Can CAPTAIN AMERICA save NAMOR after what he's done?
Rated T+

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Immortal Hulk #19 Jul 8, 2019
10

Well jeez.

Immortal Hulk #19

By: Al Ewing, Joe Bennett
Released: Jun 12, 2019

• Something is coming for Bruce Banner. Something that can smell him wherever he hides. Something that will never stop hunting.
•  It wears the face of a friend - but all it feels is hate and hunger, burning in the core of every cell.
•  Ask yourself...what's more terrifying than the IMMORTAL HULK?

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Hawkman #13 Jul 8, 2019
6.0

Well, it was a quick read, and an interesting idea.

Hawkman #13

By: Robert Venditti, Will Conrad
Released: Jun 12, 2019

This issue, it's a story from the pages of Hawkman's journals! Travel back in time to when Carter Hall was reincarnated as a soldier in a cosmic army, while his people were at war! But what happens when a being known for constant reincarnation ends up coming back to life as his own enemy, fighting for the other side? Does it make him a more sympath...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Giant Man #3 Jul 8, 2019
4.5

Well, I’m glad it’s over.

Giant Man #3

By: Leah Williams, Marco Castiello
Released: Jun 12, 2019

WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!  THE BIGGER THEY ARE...
Moonstone's army of primordial Frost Giants is gaining in number with every passing moment. Only Ant-Man, Giant-Man, Goliath and Atlas can stop them! But an unseen enemy is about to get in their way... CAN YOU GUESS THE IDENTITY OF THE MOLE?
Rated T

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8.5

Real talk, Boomerang is the best of us.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #7

By: Tom Taylor, Ken Lashley
Released: Jun 12, 2019

• As seen in AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #15, Aunt May is reopening the F.E.A.S.T. Center to help the homeless and needy of New York City!
•  But things are rarely as simple as that in the Marvel Universe as F.E.A.S.T. and the new funding May has secured to try to make her dream a reality is under attack by...THE PROWLER?!
•  Has Hobie Br...

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Spacey Medicine reviewed Event Leviathan #1 Jul 8, 2019
5.5

Honestly, this wasn’t terrible, but I’m excited for it to let me down.

Event Leviathan #1

By: Brian Michael Bendis, Alex Maleev
Released: Jun 12, 2019

The groundbreaking and always-inventive team of writer Brian Michael Bendis and artist Alex Maleev (Jinxworld's SCARLET, Marvel's Daredevil) reunite on a mystery thriller that stretches across the DC Universe and touches every character from Batman to Superman to the Question to Talia al Ghul. With startling ease, a newly dangerous and aggressive L...

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5.5

Wow, her plan was... really stupid? What a tragedy, this arc seemed so cool at the start.

Detective Comics #1005

By: Peter J. Tomasi, Brad Walker
Released: Jun 12, 2019

The finale of the Arkham Knight saga arrives as the Knight's surprising cult within Arkham Asylum unleashes its full power! Will Batman be swept under by the madness? Who is the Knight, to have inspired so much loyalty? And is there any way of stopping them that won't just cause their legend to grow?
RATED T

Spacey Medicine reviewed Champions #6 Jul 8, 2019
7.5

A good way to tie in the event to ongoing story arcs.

Champions #6

By: Jim Zub, Juanan Ramirez
Released: Jun 12, 2019

WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
A global team vs a global threat! The Champions must hold the line or Earth will fall to creatures and chaos! Even if they succeed, these young heroes are about to lose one of their own...
Rated T+

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