I’m not super interested in the team and tbh I’m on the robot revolution’s side here.

Like this isn’t terrible, there were some good moments, but like also I don’t care.

Like I mean it wasn’t bad, but was it good?

The first story was pointless. The second one was pretty okay. The third one was cute but pointless.

I struggled with the dialogue in this one, it didn’t feel like real people. The story itself isn’t anything special.

This was just... really bland.

Thanks, I hated this. The dialogue, the art, the irritating cutesy speech impediments. This was a bad time.

Welp, I hated that.

I mean, there were some moments in the first story that were okay...

The first one was... fine?

This was pretty bland, but shout out to Camden Town, I miss you.

I didn’t enjoy reading this at all.

So much Robin. And for what?

Some of these were okay! Definitely better than I was expecting, although my experience was curated so what do I know.

My experience of this comic was curated, but what I read I enjoyed. This might have inflated my score but I’m not sorry.

Wow.

Ohhh my god.

Man what a story!

Really cool, I wish there was more though!

A very enjoyable comic that just went by too quickly.

Who? again, but four times.

Uh, alright. I liked some of it.

Pretty good.

I thought this was pretty good and I liked it.

This was okay, some weird moments.

This one was actually pretty good.

Eh this was pretty inconsequential. The cat is cute I guess, plus .5 for the cat.

Eh, I didn’t love it, but it wasn’t the worst Deadpool thing I’ve ever read...

Still not super working for me to be honest.

Too much.

This was okay!

Oof the dialogue in this one was r o u g h.

Ouch this dialogue.

Kind of already read this story, but I thought it was at least written and drawn well.

Maybe just a liiiiiittle too repetitive, but for the most part I liked it.

I liked this one best, good flow and all that.

Who?

Eh, this is okay I guess.

Okay!

This was honestly pretty meh for me but not exactly offensive.

No thank you.

Oh wow can’t believe that that new evil lady was the new evil bad guy what a twist.

This comic is just so blah, I don’t like the new villain and it feels like nothing is happening.

“I’m the secret head of an ultra secret and disavowed government task force!” Amanda Waller shrieks covertly in the middle of a busy street.

This comic is just so blah. The dialogue is trying so hard and the plot is paced so weirdly and Lois is some sort of unfeeling psychopath now. The art was nice.

This issue felt even more poorly written than usual. Like I was actually struggling to make sense of their dialogue at parts.

No thank you.

Bleh.

Every development feels like pulling teeth. I don’t have a good time reading this.

I actually would not like to hear her secret origin, thanks though.

God, as if this boring comic wasn’t bad enough, now Naomi’s here.

Omg you guys Naomi is like so special and Superman thinks she’s the coolest and best and also she has like the most powerful power in the whole world and she’s so pretty and cool and she would totally beat up AMY from SCHOOL who’s so MEAN to me even though I’ve been NOTHING BUT NICE, but anyways she’s my OC pls don’t steal.

Who watches the ultra-powerful god being? Not us, we busy. Who watches the evil scientists who watch the ultra-powerful god being at our request? Um us I guess, we not that busy.

Reading this is a struggle on a number of levels.

An annoying reporter asking questions? Yeah, the jump to immediate murder feels pretty intuitive lol. Imagine if we could just say “excuse me you need to leave.” Imagine if security was a real thing.

Ahaha oh no this is a mess. Oh, how embarrassing.

This is a very bad comic.

How does this comic keeps getting worse? If you like this comic then you are objectively wrong and I hope you feel bad.

The writing remains so, so bad and the art made it look like everybody was giving everybody else fuck-me eyes. Distressing.

No.

Great Scott! This is such a bad comic still!

Someone please put this comic out of its misery I swear to god.

Bad.

Bad. So bad. A disjointed mess. I hate this comic.

I really just spent this whole thing in a daze after the very clear implication that Jimmy/Perry is a thing and Jimmy calls him “Chief” in bed. I’m glad I was dazed because this comic is and will always be a nightmare. RIP you trash fire the best thing I can wish for you is that you are forgotten.

Honestly just... the amount of talking was so refreshing. You know the sense of relief you feel when you stop being in pain? That’s this comic.

A solid read but I really just hate time travel so much.

Interesting!

Cute, if nothing super special. I liked the art.

... Does nobody know who the Punisher is?

Not as try-hard as I feared.

Given that it was Bullseye and Machinesmith teaming up, I expected to like this more.

This was surprisingly good? There were a few clunky moments, but I enjoyed the introspection and the way that she doesn’t accept being seen as just a victim.

Ugh time travel.

This was fine but I found the Junior Legion a little lame and occasionally everything was a little distractingly try-hard.

Meh, alright.

I'm not too invested. Space Cabbie came right out of nowhere, but he's cool.

I’m not feeling this arc, the pacing is way off and everything is all over the place and I’m just not invested.

Holy rushed story arc, captain!

This is all so blah and it feels really aimless at this point, I don’t care about any of this anymore.

I still like the characters for the most part, but this arc never really had my interest and it’s still not selling itself to me. The villains are so boring and unoriginal.

What is the poiiiiiint?

I hope we’re steering this giant space train in the direction of the plot.

Okay so firstly I think it’s pretty clear that Damian and Jon end up married and have some grandkids and tbh that’s very pure and good to me. On the other hand, I cannot get over how shitty these super villain names are. Weather Wizkid, Kidzarro, these are infinitely better than what we got and it took me like ten seconds and I don’t get paid for this. It’s also really messed up that it’s apparently cool to mind control sentient beings, glad that Jonah liked having all his free will stripped away?

When will this boring story end?

Thanks I don’t care.

Boring character so far.

Nothing special. Kinda rushed, kinda bland.

This is so boring and the characters are not interesting enough to get me over the bland writing.

This was actually pretty solid, if not particularly spectacular.

A little on the predictable side tbh.

Please develop some chill, Valeria.

I’m getting increasingly bored, I wish we had more in the way of interesting details…

Wow that was abrupt, bu--

I am always drawn in by plots about worlds that are all weird and not quite what they seem, I wasn’t crazy drawn in by the writing, but colour me intrigued.

An okay wrap-up.

Definitely the worst of the minis so far. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, given who wrote it.

Aw... cheese on bread.

Oh my god how is his dialogue always SO BAD.

I wish I’d been stabbed through the chest by Omega Red, then I wouldn’t have had to read this.

I’m so glad this is over.

This was pretty interesting, I like the world and the characters, so I’m excited to see where it all goes.

Oh man, so much is happening!

This series has all the intrigue I want from the rest of these stories!

Still pretty good! Not so keen on the pointless infighting but what can you do.

A solid ending, I liked that it was a bit of a downer, This one was for sure my favourite.

Okay nice I’m back into it. I love plots about reality not being reality, okay, don’t judge me.

I’m interested! Nothing super special, but a solid read.

Kind of messy, but interesting.

I think this one actually recovered a lot from previous, I love the people finding out that reality isn’t real.

I actually thought this ended really strongly, good work team.

This was okay, I’m not as hugely invested in this one as some of the others.

I dunno, this still isn’t hooking me.

Still pretty bored, not gonna lie.

I think I’m even less hooked now.

This was never my fave.

This is a cool idea, I like the Stepford Universe angle and I’m interested in seeing it all fall apart. Maybe a little slow for me, but I’m sure it’ll get there.

I like to see more of what’s going on with the characters, but I worry that I know too much about the world and it’s losing its allure.

A bit slow and the shine is starting to wear off, maybe there will be more as things get to really unraveling?

Things certainly do continue to happen!

Solid stuff, not quite living up to my dreams of what this series could be, but what can you do?

This issue was not very strong. Characters were kind of blah, story was kind of blah, I didn’t get any of the thrill from it that I did from other installments.

This was okay, I dunno, bit inconsistent.

I’m not really into this one.

Man, this art. And like the pacing. It could have been interesting, though, we were so close!

We dance on the precipice of something interesting, but that art and pacing really did me in.

Oh wow yeah this art sure is. huh. it sure is.

You’d think by now they’d have at least attempted anti-facehugger masks, huh?

I don’t care all that much at this point. Art’s bad, but you don’t need me to tell you that.

This has some cool ideas and an interesting enough premise. It felt a bit frenetic, but I guess that’s first issues for you.

I don’t know, the idea is neat but I don’t really like the kids and reading it makes me feel tired. I guess Samir and Samantha are okay but Samuel just seems bored by everything? Including child murder? I dunno how to feel about that one. I enjoyed when Vern called him out by existing though.

This was okay but I didn’t love it.

This had a few good moments, but was mostly the same as the last one for me.

I liked this one slightly more than usual.

It’s a weird choice to have her playing Spider-Man with absolutely no alteration or padding on her body but okay.

I’m kind of weirded out by the implication here—Mary Jane can take down all of these dudes at once, so how are they ever a threat to anyone?

I don’t know, it all just feels so hectic and contrived? Maybe that’s just me, maybe I’m just a hater.

This was simply... astonishing, but needs more Boomerang.

This was honestly so great, loved it.

I enjoyed this from beginning to end.

Real talk I love Boomerang so much, he is perfect.

This is good and all but I miss Boomerang.

This was pretty good, nothing really to say about it.

I thought this was pretty good, it was good to see things from MJ’s perspective, I thought.

I really enjoyed this! Poor Spidey, nobody is ever going to believe that he wasn’t on team Kingpin.

This issue was pretty good and I still enjoy the writing, but I found it a little dry I guess? Kinda slow, I dunno.

This was very nice and I liked it a lot. I love Jonie.

This was good! I don’t know what to tell you, I liked it!

This had some good moments! I generally enjoy it!

Okay I am a sucker for the most dangerous game stories and I am so excited for all the villains to go wild.

I didn’t know much about Black Cat going in, but man, this really made me like her.

I’m so ready for everything to get all most dangerous game up in here.

Finally, the game has become most dangerous. RIP randos.

Oh no I’m so sad oh no.

Love it!

omg it’s so pure that Black Ant is Taskmaster’s best pal. <3

This story arc fascinates me, and I’m so invested in Black Ant and Taskmaster’s friendship.

Oh Vulture you fool.

Oh man everything is so great!

Really great ending.

Fabulous.

This guy’s preeeeetty spooky.

I’m enchanted.

Well, I love D-list villains.

Fun! I love these people!

Aww Peter you dummy.

Cool, cool.

That bug in the ear thing was 2 gross 4 me.

Ugh time travel.

I wasn’t as excited about this as I expected to be.

This was pretty good, it just felt a little quick.

This was cute and fun and I’m loving the absence of future trash tbh.

Once again a pretty good issue, I’m glad we didn’t do too much with the future, even if it ended up being a bit of an anticlimax.

A solid issue with much to look forward to.

Honestly, Jonah is so pure and I love him.

I love Jonah so much.

This is always a fun read.

Spider-Man and Boomerang going on a scavenger hunt is the cutest thing ever, I hope they are BFFs forever.

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Gog.

I am so, so happy that they adopted Gog.

Pretty good, tbh, the dreams were suitably spooky, and I liked the call to MJ.

Man I’m always a sucker for Overdrive.

This was another very good issue!

Pretty good stuff I guess if you’re into that sort of thing.

I really like the exploration of the moral dilemma and the struggle. It’s good!

I liked the main stories, but not so much the additional ones.

What a twist!

Good.

It’s another good issue I don’t know what to tell you!

Well that escalated quickly.

Nice, nice.

I know that I definitely missed out on things that giant nerds will judge me for missing, but I did enjoy the aura of oppressive dread in this one.

Another great issue!

Good, but this art though.

Great.

Great.

Nice.

Good issue as always.

Good issue.

Nice.

Feelings!

Boomerang. ❤️

Honestly, I'm here for all of it.

I'm kind of extremely here for Randy & Janice modern day Romeo and Juliet (with bank heists).

Enjoyable.

I am so incredibly here for Robbie Robertson & Tombstone brotp, please let this continue for a thousand years.

Dramatic!

This was pretty good and I had a good if occasionally confused time reading it.

I liked this a lot! Nick Spencer is always so good for these one-shot character deep dives that make me weirdly emotional.

Another solid issue, I like how this is all unfolding.

Honestly, for me Boomerang covers a lot of sins.

Eh this was pretty whatever, tbh. Not exactly a thrill, and the art doesn’t help.

I liked the part where Spider-Man was sassing the robbery guy.

Eh, the first story was okay.

I found the exposition and dialogue a bit clunky but, overall, I’m intrigued.

Good!

“I’m not even convinced what you’re doing here is ethical” the words you’re looking for are “is unethical” queen. Also, why are we recycling the recent Jessica Drew retcon??

I dunno what to think about this! I’ll probably read another issue.

I think there are some cool ideas here, but I don’t feel close to any of the characters yet.

This comic continues to be just fine but I’m not really invested.

This was actually a pretty interesting issue, I felt like I was getting more from the characters than before.

A good issue again! Stop it comic, you’re confusing me with your interesting, complicated characters and realistic viewpoints!

Man that opening speech was so slimy and way too real.

Still good, interested to see just what’s going on and how far he’s willing to go.

This keeps getting more complicated and interesting.

Dang, what an ending!

Generally pretty good.

This was all fine, but nothing particularly stands out.

Just fine, nothing too thrilling, but not bad either.

Cool, cool.

Eh, I’m just not crazy invested, you know?

Eh.

Acceptable.

I love Annihilus and Blastaar and I want them to become best friends forever.

This was a loooot of people telling me about their feelings, and I’m not really here for it tbh.

I would be extremely into a buddy cop comic that was just Nova and Annihilus forever.

This one was pretty good, actually, I felt like the characters were good.

This was way better than I expected, tbh, I was really into it.

This was okay but felt a little… hurried? Pointless? I don’t know.

Fine, whatever, why are these tiny mouth things wearing suits?

This was fine but didn't really grab me or anything.

This felt like this was trying a teensy tiny bit too hard. Also like... everybody knows worker bees are lady bees! You mean “sisters,” bee!

I was more into this than expected, and I’m legit upset about that bee dying.

A good time, though a few jokes didn’t quite land with me.

Please stop making me cry for bugs my heart can’t take it.

This was very cute and nice and no I’m not crying about that bug-lord dying shut up.

The art is still good, but when will my finale come home from the war?

Oh my god, is it over? Are we finally free?

Ugh no thanks. We don't even have good art anymore.

Oh nooo there are so many aliens and so much water and the water is poison what’ll we dooooo.

This was okay but nothing super special.

This was fine, definitely better than it has been.

I don’t really get what’s happening here but okay.

This is kind of a cool idea, but I’m not really sure how I feel about the mythology, guess we’ll see.

He wasn’t even turned into salt I feel so let down.

I’m kind of mad that they used all of this just to give him tattoos.

Thank you for your help, Exposition Shark.

I would like to say that it’s real fucked up that Mera murdered her intimate partner in a moment of rage and we’re supposed to be like “Aww well she loves him so much, so she just lost control of herself so violently that she murdered him. So it’s okay!” Gross.

I’m waiting for us to talk about how murdering an intimate partner is wrong.

Well, the monster’s cool. We still really need to talk about how Arthur should probably get some counselling or something.

Oh no, not... Ralph?

She killed him.

I like Black Manta, but this wasn’t him at his best tbh, it was all a bit fragmented and weird.

Arthur. You never need to be sorry for being the victim of intimate partner violence.

So I guess we’re just never talking about the abuse lol okay.

I really don’t like this comic.

My favourite thing about the ocean is how nothing in it ever floats. P.S. all of these people are bad at politics and I hope that Orm does take over. I vote Orm!

I just don’t even care tbh.

Thank you once again for your help, Exposition Shark.

Wow, they’re holding a massive wedding in the middle of a pandemic and I don’t see a single mask. Very selfish tbh.

This was fine. Nothing special, but not as deeply annoying as I have previously found this comic to be. Maybe it’s the lack of Aquaman that made me feel kinda positive about this one.

Once again, absolutely fine. Nothing special.

Oh my god I cannot BELIEVE we just playfully referenced that time when Mera fully murdered her intimate partner in a fit of rage. Oh my LORD what a bad fucking look.

Yes I also would bring my infant daughter with me to do battle in the sea.

Sea Daddy for best new character 2k19.

This was a supremely unsatisfying ending to a supremely unsatisfying story arc, the whole climax was really kinda lame and I’m sorry but that stupid kraken should have been fully in the ocean by the time they all finished monologuing about their feelings.

This was cute and I’m interested in the mystery and I am fond of the characters.

This is a really engaging plot for an Archie comic.

This is just fun to read. The right mix of mystery and fun personal relationships, and Nick Spencer writes great characters.

I just have a nice time reading this.

Such fun to read.

Great.

I just like reading this!

Cute!

Ooo mysterious.

Wow, I didn’t expect Archie Andrews to be such a magic racist.

Uh this was fine I guess. I’m not really invested, and her outfits are kind of not good?

Katy Keene is sort of very boring and her outfits keep getting worse.

Why am I supposed to care?

As perfectly plastic as the characters appear. Really just not worth the time. The fashion is still... so bad.

I'm interested, I'd keep reading this.

This was good! Throg is the best one by far.

I liked getting a bit more detail about the characters and what’s going on with them.

I got more into it as it went, I really liked the scene where Loki beat Nebula.

I won’t lie and say that I’m super invested in these characters, but the story is I guess somewhat interesting.

Needed more Throg tbh.

I’ll be honest with you, I am fully sold every time Throg is doing something.

Felt a bit rushed.

I’m glad Skurge got to go to Valhalla. ♥️

Okay I loved this way more than I should have.

I just... have so much fun reading it.

Delightful.

Ugh I love this stupid comic so MUCH.

Delightful all the way through. That’s the power of friendship.

I am getting more and more into this, really interested in the characters now, stupid headgear and all.

This was a bit messy, but some good dialogue.

I thought that this was a pretty okay comic!

Yes, this is good, I like this.

This is all fine, nothing funny to say here.

I thought this was pretty alright.

In general an 8/10, but with Namor’s outfit included in the consideration it’s easily an 11/10.

Pretty cool!

I had a good time reading this, I enjoy this sort of politicking a lot.

Omg I can’t believe Broo is in this. I liked the scope of this. At first I thought it was a bit slow, but we got there in the end. Cool!

This was perfectly adequate! I thought it was pretty neat, if a bit of a tease.

I think this plot is cool and I’m enjoying the glimpse into everybody, especially Robbie! Also, I love you evil skull face vampire dog.

Poor Robbie.

Man, poor Dracula is having a real rough go of it.

Thori is the best boy and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Yes, I also like the Justice League.

Gasp! Gorilla-Man, no!

Gasp! Systemic sexism, no!

I deeply appreciate being able to take a break.

Boohoo I hate my awesome fire ghost car just because it tried to murder my loved ones.

My boooooy.

This was less good than I expected, tbh.

Okay end to the arc, I’m interested in seeing where the plot goes.

Oh my god no, my heaaaaaart.

This one was a rare misstep to me. I don’t care about space.

This is okay but like I still don’t care about space.

Bring back a time when we were not in space!

That baby is very cute.

I thought this was pretty cool, but it felt a little bit... rushed? Weird? I don’t know.

I don’t know about you but I’m beginning to suspect that Mephisto might be up to something.

I like Moon Knight, but wasn’t hugely into this issue or the way it was written. Something felt off? And not just Moon Knight beating everybody up.

I’m still just not really enjoying this, and I don’t quite know why. Usually this is the kind of plot I’m into!

This was a better issue for me, though I’m still hesitant about this whole thing.

I struggled through this a little bit.

I am not sad to see this arc go.

This one felt a little scattered to me, I don’t know, maybe the last arc’s bitter residue hasn’t left my brain yet.

Fine but not very interesting.

So much better than last arc, but I am still so wary.

RIP to Quentin Quire tbh.

Fiiine.

God this is too much talking. I am losing so much of my patience.

Okay then.

Well I'm glad we're not fire punching each other anymore at least.

I think there were a lot of good ideas here, but a lot of them didn’t quiiiite land for me, but still, I applaud the ideas.

This was better than I expected, though I am cautiously wary of this time period and setting. It has betrayed me before.

Well, I had a nice time reading this, it was a wild ride.

Yes, just sort of the same thing as always.

It’s not a chore to read which is nice but it also doesn’t do anything super exciting.

I’m not mad about having read it, but I question how much we actually needed this one.

So far so interesting! I like the characters and they seem to be written pretty good, and I think the plot is neato.

I really like this villain and her gang, I think they’re neato.

I like this story, I think it’s cool, and the characters are being handled well!

Their backstory is kinda whatever but I really like the characters and I’m so excited for where this is going to go.

I’m really sad about creepy mask dude, I’m not going to lie to you.

I can’t deal with Conan and Scarlet Witch just hanging out like it ain’t no thing.

A solid issue with some sneaky planning by Monica that I appreciated.

This was a pretty good issue!

I must know more of this lobster.

This was a good ending to a good series! Really cool way to defeat the villain!

Very quick.

Thank god this is over.

This was okay, but so far nothing that grips me. A little slow, a little whatever.

I actually really liked this one, way more than the first. I think it was the severed head describing attempted murder as “my goof” that really sold me.

I was a little annoyed at the repetition of this one. “You bitch! You killed me! You cut off my head! Ouch please don’t hurt me I’m sorryyyyy! You bitch!” lather rinse repeat.

I feel like the twist was a little repetitive, but I still think this is an interesting story.

This was a little talky for me, but I’m willing to give it a pass for now.

I’m cautiously back into it.

I didn’t like this as much as I expected to. I think it just had a little too much going on.

Please be over soon.

Some of this was better than others bits.

This isn’t really bad but it isn’t really that exciting either.

This was okay but like not super great tbh, felt a little rushed to me.

This was okay, like, nothing special but not bad. I long for more chill though.

This story arc is just fine, but there’s nothing here to get me excited.

Man the batfam are always up on such a high horse.

Man, Batgirl is on such a high horse all the time. I really enjoy the idea of her being wrong.

“Until he vanished in a robbery where nothing was taken except for him” So you mean an abduction then? There’s a whole word for it when it’s a person getting stolen, but I understand that that’s very specialist knowledge.

I think they think I care about Barbara’s business a lot more than I actually do. What’s the harm in her losing her job here? She clearly doesn’t care about the company in any way, and she has like a billion other things to do.

A little bit hokey but a good enough ending.

Sometimes weird dialogue. Not the worst thing ever.

Fine.

The dialogue isn’t great and the characters and plot are boring.

So. Boring.

I love that Batgirl took the time to write a semi-sassy note to her psychotic robot pursuer.

My favourite part was how Joker apparently doesn’t know what a masochist is.

Jesus this dialogue. Nobody speaks like a real person!

Oh my god. Bad. So bad. I blame you for this, Batgirl.

I don't know, it was ridiculous but I kind of enjoyed it and I'm not sorry, don't @ me.

I'm kind of on #TeamJury here. Put up or shut up, Bruce.

I see where he was going with it, but it didn't all land quite right. kind of like dick grayson's parents.

I liked some parts of this a lot, but wish that maybe it had moved a little snappier?

There wasn’t really very much to this issue, and I was pretty disappointed with what was there.

This was okay, but that extended poetry jam sesh really dragged the whole thing down for me, it went on waaaaaay too long. I feel weird about this whole Penguin thing and I don’t believe his dudes would kill themselves for him.

I’m beginning to think that maybe Batman needs to go to a therapist.

I don’t know, I like some of these ideas but other ones I really don’t.

I think that this was at least better written, and I dunno, I can be persuaded.

Every annoying writing quirk was dialed up to 11 throughout this issue and I found it really hard to stop myself from just skipping forward, felt like a waste of my time, tbh.

Why the fuck are you dreaming about that sexy magician? Just to berate him and punch him, you closeted fuck?

I mean, this is technically less annoying in the sense that it’s not endless repetition and basically pointless psychodrama, but I’m already so not interested. Just... let things stay dead. Come up with a new idea for once.

This really just annoys me. The characters are behaving ridiculously for no real reason and I cannot stand their boring drama.

Okay so like this issue was better in the sense that it wasn’t crazy annoying but at the same time I’m just so annoyed whenever people use Question now.

... well at least it was a quick read?

This was a waste of my time.

Honestly probably the best issue in a while in the sense that something happened and a lot of our expectations were explicitly vindicated. But the fact that we had to drag it out so long to get here is annoying, as is the fact that we all knew what was coming here.

This felt like a waste of my time, and kind of an unfair abuse of the villains. How can I ever think of them as credible threats again if they’re so easy to beat?!

The thing I like about Batman is that it’s always a fast read.

“What I think I like best about your plan, Bane, is how I can easily explain it in tedious narration over two-page static shots so that the people reading can understand what happened, since it’s so obviously unbelievable that not a single one of them would think you were this in control of the situation if I didn’t explicitly say that you were.”

Over a quarter of this book is the song Home on the Range and honestly I could get that for free on youtube so...

The nice thing about this comic is that I could read it quickly because I just skipped over the redundant story.

Neat idea, sometimes let down by the writing.

Just hard to follow.

I wish I felt worse.

Luckily this relationship is now 100% healthy and built on a firm foundation of mutual love, respect, and communication. All it took was abandoning somebody at the altar and then standing on a beach throwing bladed weapons at each other! Ain’t love grand.

This comic is boring and these characters are unbelievable.

Tedious.

“So you see Selina, that is when you and I went to a beach--” “Yes, I was there” “And we trained together--” “Yup I remember” “Do you mind? I’m trying to narrate for the audience, because this is too convoluted otherwise.”

I love how he had Batman even call out the parroting of dialogue that both characters were fully present for. And yet he still did it.

Haha dang I guess all the people who die after being shot in the stomach are just a bunch of chumps, lol. Also I want to be sad about Alfred but this all just feels so distant and sterile and I don’t care. I don’t care about Thomas either. I don’t care about any of this.

Okay then.

Wow, so sad that immediately after getting married Bruce Wayne is already out cruising for a bit of rough in sports bars.

I didn’t love this as much as I expected (hoped?) but I also didn’t hate it, which is a great improvement.

What, and I absolutely cannot stress this enough, the actual FUCK do these people have against the Riddler?

This is all FINE, but kind of boring? I don’t know, I just don’t feel super invested...

I actually didn’t dislike Harley as much as I usually do, so that was a nice change of pace. I’m only a little more interested in the plot than I was before, but the trend is certainly upwards!

I actually didn’t have a bad time reading this one. But the Designer’s look is so weird and dumb you guys.

Someone please make the Designer at least get a cooler mask. I can’t look at him like this it’s too stupid.

Oh Riddler, honey, stop this, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Punchline was the worst part of this.

I really do not care for Punchline. However, I must say the idea that all the villains just hole up together in Penguin’s club every time Joker gets on some bullshit is truly pure to me, and I love that.

The art was so good. The story was pretty good.

I really liked the art. The story was a little... I’m not sure, something felt off. Pacing maybe? It’s usually pacing.

I liked this one! A solid issue for sure.

What is going on with Riddler’s hair? Why is he born to suffer like this??

Once again a good issue! Stop it Batman, you’re spoiling me!

This ended up just kind of going as expected. That bit with Clownhunter hit me wrong for reasons I’m not sure I can articulate.

Honestly, after everything this was a very nice, relaxing time. Chill lofi beats to murder the Batman to.

This was... a good issue? Thank you, Batman, please may I have another.

So... Batman/Ghost-Maker am I right?

Okay I’m just saying that if Batman and Ghost-Maker kissed right now it would not be out of character and would fit perfectly.

Okay look I love Scarecrow. I love him and I’m not sorry about it. I don’t care that his new look is a whole Look. I love him, I will forgive anything for my spooky little boy.

Main story good, backup so-so.

I like the main story more or less, and shan’t address the backup.

Okay real talk this was adorable and I was enchanted and I will fight you if you disagree.

So like did Batman kidnap that kid or what?

This was nice.

I really like Alfred so I was ready for this to wreck me emotionally, but I just don’t feel like it can. Alfred’s death felt fake when it happened, and we’re all one inevitable reboot away from this being undone anyways. The dude was killed as part of a plot by Thomas Wayne, a man whose whole purpose is to be dead. They couldn’t even keep Jor “My whole planet blew up while I was on it” El in the grave. Give me a break.

I liked the first one and then was just sort of lukewarm to mildly negative on everything else.

I found the hopping around in time to be a little annoying I’ll be real with you.

I find this... not hard to read, but annoying to read. I really liked the bits with the Phantasm and I wish we got that more consistently, I think she’s a cool character and dang that aesthetic.

A little annoying to read tbh.

This cutting between things is really wearing on me.

This was okay! I’m already feeling a little tired.

I’m still tired.

I mean like yeah, okay.

Keep the name of the Secret Six out of your mouths. Also, does being infected also infect your clothing? Do they all take a break to make new costumes? These are the questions that I want answered.

Awww he trusts him.

This was a big ol’ mess, from Batman driving his motorcycle off an island, to their perfectly in-sync thoughts (romantic tbh), to Batman presumably struggling into his tights in broad daylight right next to a massive construction project. None of this works or makes sense and I’m unhappy about it.

Okay I’ll give the comic this: Ra’s al Ghul trying to smoke bomb away and failing was the best thing that I have ever seen or read in my whole life.

This was a stupid plan. “Yeah I know they’ll go violently insane, but putting thousands of them in this pit all at once is a great call.”

Is it wrong that I got super excited about the Ultra-Humanite being in this one?

This was fine but like... everybody was speaking exposition. Also is it just me or did everybody have really long faces? I loved the art otherwise though.

Ultra-Humanite has a pretty beautiful brain for someone with a neurodegenerative disorder but okay.

I actually liked this one a lot! I don’t know why, but I’m not going to question it too much!

Fine! I’m willing to enjoy this.

Me, sobbing: oh my god please tell me are they proud of their robot son.

The main story was kind of whatever but I am so weak for BFFs Batman/Superman.

This was neat!

I was maybe not in the right frame of mind for this one.

I think this is getting a little too fever dream for me.

Okay this was... so fun?? I don’t know what’s happening somebody pinch me.

This was all going fine and then it’s a goddamn time travel story. Leave me alone, time travel.

Well, at least it isn’t a time travel story.

This issue felt weaker. I don’t really feel like I’m seeing a reasonable character journey.

Okay so I’m mostly interested in the heroes but like not at all in the girl who needs saving.

This is just a lot of things we’ve kind of already seen before. Not bad just not really interesting either.

Okay, I guess.

Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

I don’t know, I still wish I got more out of the characters? But it’s not bad, just not great.

I’m just really not feeling it, honestly, the characters are just kind of annoying.

Ugh okay I guess? This just doesn’t interest me that much.

I just feel so tired when I read this comic.

It’s not great but also it’s not terrible?

Nobody felt like they were a real person when they were talking, it was all so weirdly sterile.

This was an okay issue but I just really have a hard time connecting with the characters or their dialogue. I didn’t love the pace.

Readable, but not particularly exhilarating to read.

The dialogue is such a drag to read, I kept almost skipping over it in my rush to be done.

Well... can’t say I’ll miss it.

Pacing wasn’t great and I dunno, it’s not all that interesting to me, meh.

Whatever.

This was just fine. Real glad to not have to see the stupid romance subplot again, but nothing exactly grabbed me.

Whaaaaaaat, the Scarecrow with a huge ponytail who is wearing a rope necklace is a woman? World's greatest detective.

Blah blah blah future stories.

I still don’t care about future stories.

Future stories, and the ending was stupid, I cannot get over how much I cannot stand the romance that’s happening.

I like how just doing the same idea over again is apparently sufficient.

Good so now I will know forever that the Joker somehow gets to the future and dies of a heart attack great I love future stories so much.

“The best thing about these nefarious elements who wanted to do crimes against Bruce Wayne’s wishes is that they let him have full access to their secret sites even after he parted ways with their company! So sneaky.”

Bored.

Boooooored.

These people are terminally stupid.

What kind of assholes bring their baby to a movie? It is rude and also bad for their hearing! Don’t bring your babies to regular showings of things! But like yeah otherwise this was pretty good.

I am living for Alfred’s relentless sass. And also the name Eduardo Flamingo.

Alfred continues to absolutely rock my world with his sass, god bless.

I’m still mostly into it but I find the faces kinda unsettling.

This had some issues but I’m staying positive.

I enjoy the investigating!

I would have given anything for Batman to have gotten on the bus.

From that extra-judicial killing by the police of an unconscious and unarmed person of colour I was pretty much yikesing my way through this comic.

This one was less overtly yikes, but the spectre of yikes remains.

Getting a little better but I’m not as invested as I once was.

This wasn’t a bad issue, but it had so much fighting and the fighting was just so stiff, almost? Not great.

Eh this was fine.

Sorry Br'er Lapin.

This is way too jumbly for me. It’s all the same things I disliked before, but again. Could do without the tired old “hey kids maybe get off your phones” thing. Also, why was he sitting on a giant penis on the first page?

Dear lord this is so annoying to read. Just... ugh. The tone, the dialogue, the plot, the everything.

What.

I liked some of these.

Some of these were good.

I just don’t really understand the point of these comics.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

I was worried that after such a long break I wouldn’t love this issue as much as previous issues, but nope, this was great.

Eh. I didn’t love the first series. We’ll see.

Eh, this was okay.

Eh I’m just really not all that interested in this.

I actually quite liked this one, some really good emotional moments and overall a quicker read.

I’m kind of sad that all anybody ever remembers Bane for is breaking people. Another pretty good issue, though.

I’m back to not liking this one so much. I could not possibly care any less about this history of the Waynes. I think the Joker-Jack Napier thing is lame.

This is just, like... I don’t know. I don’t love it. The art is beautiful, at least. But I’m not loving that a lot of this feels OOC and shippy.

This was a fine ending, but I never looked forward to reading it.

The art was distracting. The story was fine, I guess. It went by fast, but I was annoyed by all of the characters.

Look I’m not a proud woman, I didn’t love everything about this but Azzarello writing Constantine!

I’ve missed you, not terrible Constantine.

I’m sorry, but your idea of the perfect way to convince Bruce Wayne to chill out and live a normal life is to tell him he murdered his parents? I feel like my questions weren’t answered at all by the first two parts, and then I was dumped into yet another boring post-apocalypse where everybody has mohawks and face paint and impractical torn up outfits because we all saw Mad Max once and none of us has been able to come up with anything more creative than that.

Better than the last one. Still not particularly interested in the post-apocalypse.

This was fine, but not really my thing, sadly.

Literally why is this happening to me?

Whatever.

No.

I thought some of these were better than others, but I really liked the last one, so 6/10.

Some of these were okay.

As anthologies go this wasn’t the worst thing I’ve read.