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9.0
Another thrilling episode of Knightmares where we explore another nightmare of Bruce Wayne.
And if Bruce Wayne is not enough?
For his city
For Superman
For Selina
King’s take on Batman is HUMAN and he humanises all these characters, people have “stupid” nightmares and so Batman, people do the wrong thing when they know what’s correct to do and so Batman, people are fragile and so is Batman.
Good art, amazing words.
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8.5
The issue is what it is, a funny vision of some events before the non-wedding. If you want more, well, good luck with that. So, from that point of view, the art of Amanda Conner is fine and fits perfectly with the whole point of the issue and the story isn't bad, it's designed to make you laughand and yeah I guess is an ok issue.
At this point I feel the biggest problem with the lastest books is the repetition of the same things. Honestly, I don't know what is real or could be real and what is just a dream or a nightmare or whatever. I say this because I remember King said that some events of the Batman's nightmares are memories which that means we are talking about situations that just real happened, so now, beyond the obvious things, We don't know what is or was real or what is a dream.
Anyway, I enjoyed it in general also I like the final page, but like I said before, We need to push the whole story because it seems like everything just stopped since issue 50 or at least it seems to slow and We all know that the Bat is broken and the Cat is his greatest love and the man is suffering so much. I just hope this arc guides us to something relevant, and I don't mean the Flashpoint Batman, because it is obvious, I mean something else. Each comic book has to work by itself and as part of a great story, maybe in 8, 9, 10, etc., issues we can say, hey, now this or these or all nightmares have sense but even if that happens, one issue needs to work alone and at this moment not all nightmares works alone. I need this arc ends, it's not I don't like it or enjoy it at all but I think there are some important things to tell the readers or maybe King could has explored other aspects about Bruce's psyche in this nightmares. I guess if you have enjoyed the last issues this one is for you if you did't like or enjoy the last ones I think your opinion with this one will be the same.
I can understand if some peope feels this like just another filler issue because in some way (at this point) it is. I hope King surprises us in the final issue. I don't know how to say it, I enjoyed the issue but I feel that the story has been stagnant a long time ago. more
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8.0
It was a fun issue, very much akin to the Super Friends arc. It will be nice to be over with the Knightmares though.
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7.5
It was fun enough and had some sly character insights, but overall didn't contribute much to the story or people behind the masks. A different visual take with Conner involved was kinda nice.
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7.5
This would've been better if it wasn't connected to knightmares. The Lana/Selina half is the most solid part, giving a nice respite for the run and giving King the opportunity to focus on someone who isn't a despondent baby. Bruce, If we're taking the events literally, is celebrating his bachelor party with his apparently only friend (no sign of Alfred or the rest of the bat-family) and doing it with the charisma of a potato. This is in contrast with Snyder's Justice League where their relationship always feels warm and sometimes jokey, here we're dragged back down to the depths of knightmares.
Exposing Bruce's fears is after all the point of the arc. You can interpret Selina's reason for loving Bruce as a tad abstract, like she doesn't know the reason she loves him except maybe that the thinks she should. Combined with Bruce's disinterest in Clark's advice to him. Lots of red flags all around. I haven't been in love since middle school but I think it looks a little different than this. Outside of the love-stuff this doesn't really move the plot foreward in a meaningful way. more
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7.5
I really enjoyed that issue. It reminded me the "SUPERFRIENDS" arc which I really liked. Thing is, I just feel like this is meaningless because we already know what happened with the wedding. Honestly, I'm just waiting for this arc to end and it seems like next issue is going to be the last one of this arc.
Art, as usual, was good.
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6.0
This is a weird issue. It's all a dream, but it plays like it's a memory of one night.
Basically, Lois and Selina go to the Fortress of Solitude to have a girl's night out/bachelorette party.
The art is fun and nice. The hi-jinks are meant to be fun, and I can't say they're terrible, but they are sort of a 1980s thing. The jokey vibe doesn't fit with King's dour Batman.
Also, the drinking booze from 10,000 planets just drags on too long. The hot tub thing is kind of cute, but kind of lame. Again, not terrible but . . . not as cute and charming as King wants it to be.
While Lois and Selina frolic in a way that would be totally unacceptable if they were men, Clark and Bruce have an awkward night at Wayne Manor.
King writes Clark as if he really were a slightly socially awkward farm boy who is intimidated by the wealth of the Bruce.
And Bruce is written as a total workaholic who can't relax for one second. He is unable to function in any way that might be considered normal. It's Batman or nothing for Bruce, which I find to be a boring and not terribly interesting way to write the character. But that's me.
It ends with Batman being on a table being pumped full of drugs to keep him docile.
Problems: This is Bruce's dream, so how does he know what goes on with Lois and Selina.
And the dynamic of Selina and Lois having fun, while Bruce is a grump is a rehash from the issue where the couples go to the county fair. Nothing new is shown. It would have been nice to see Lois and Selina interact in a new way - maybe Selina helping Lois track down a story or something.
Finally, this dream arc is just dragging. As least this one is fun, but just get on with it.
What's good. Like I said, the art is fun in a way that I like. The idea that Lois and Selina might be friends away from Bruce and Clark. Their having their own thing is actually a pretty good idea.
I will say that Lois complaining that she deserves her own night out because tomorrow she'll be a wife, mother and reporter (I guess King hasn't been reading Bendis' Superman) and then the day after that I have to be a wife, mother, reporter. It's called being a grown-up Lois.
There was enough Charm to not make me hate this issue, but there are problems.
Or I could be wrong. more
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6.0
I am very conflicted here. the reason is - I liked most of the comic. I did, really. And you know why? Because it was fun, contrary to regular King's Batman comics. As a refreshing filler issue, it would be good, if not great. Heck, this is exactly what we should have gotten instead of terrible Preludes to the Wedding leading to even worse #50. But it's too little too late for a bachelorette party when we know it leads nowhere, and most importantly, it unfortunately connects to the Knightmares arc instead of being its own stand-alone thing.
That's why I can't give this issue a negative rating - I liked Selina and Lois' adventures in Fortress of Solitude, but I also can't give it a positive rating either, because I know it's a mere illusion connected to a terrible story arc. more
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5.0
The Lois - Selena part was funny and cringy at the same time. I can't decide if I liked it or not.
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5.0
It is not terrible. Art works very well to this issue. Dynamic between Selina ja Lois is very good. Supes and Bat's -stuff is meh.
But this issue doesn't work because it is not real. It would work so much better, if it was before issue 50. And Bruce wasn't written so workaholic.
Now, the final panel is something that this event has needed for a longest time. Something to show that this is part of something bigger. Sure, we know that Batman is facing his nightmares, but if you didn't read synopsis, every issue has nothing to do with another. I mean nothing. And while that final panel is something that is needed, this issue shouldn't be that.
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5.0
This was a fun issue, completely pointless and adds another month of nothing at all happening in this title, but fun. I would even go as far as to say it’s worth checking out.
The last assertion is saying a lot because this arc has been some of the worst writing in the title so far. Unfortunately due to its numbering it amounts to nothing but filler. If this were to have taken place before issue #50 it would have been great and a lighthearted addition building up to the much-anticipated nuptials. Regrettably it was not the case.
One of the best results that comes from this issue is that the next is #69. Nice.
It’s also the end of this piss-poor arc so that’s even Nicer.
Can’t wait for this arc to be over and actually see the story go somewhere, although I retain my apprehension about what King can deliver after it but hope it can improve. more
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5.0
All throughout the issue kept on saying wtf. And not in a good way. I get that Bruce is in a dream but we literally had a Bachelor party issue. The dialogue was awful! Only reason to get this issue was the art! And the fortress of Solitude scene and the bachelor party scene were just god awful!
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4.5
Meh. This was a waste of my time. I'm so glad that now I know Bruce dreams about Lois and Selina bathing together. That's the type of deconstruction I love. These are such pointless issues that are used to get across the smallest of things. But I forgot that King's name is on it so I gotta appreciate how great it is. Let me try: I hate Tom King's Batman run, but I love to hate Tom King's Batman run. 10/10 tbh.
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4.5
What the hell is happening?!?!
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4.5
"She's more important than the galaxies"
- This issue was fun. It was a quick and breezy read from start to finish. - said one friend to another.
- There is a "but" coming isn't it? - asked the other.
- Well... it is. Sadly.
I'm serious here. This was fun. Very lighthearted and enjoyable, but...
You remember, maybe, those "Prelude to the wedding" one-shots some while back? This issue, the story in it, is perfect for something like that. Some goofy side story that may or may not happened.
Yet it isn't a one-shot. It's a part of the ongoing story or "story" that has been treading in place for months now. So if we judge it like this, then I ask one thing.
WHAT!?!?
IN!?!?
THE!?!?
HELL!?!?
IS!?!?
THIS!?!?
Is this a joke? After the horrible last, Looney Tunes issue we get some Robo-Superman striptease times three? For the love of Barbatos, come on! How this thing got greenlit baffles me.
If the next week's issue won't move the plot forward I might start dropping 1/10's. I have never done that before.
It's a statement of how dire the situation has become.
#saveBatman
#Alfredcantholdhisouffleup more
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4.0
I'm probably being drugged and forced to experience my nightmares just like Batman. What is this? A terrible rehash of the Super Friends great story? Tom King trying to look cool writing Clark and Bruce as boring idiots and Lois and Selina as """"""""funny"""""""" independent women?
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4.0
Batman #68 + Bruce Dreams of Being Cuckold.
Writer: Tom King | Artist: Amanda Conner
Publisher: DC Comics
Review ✍
After giving high marks to the last few issues in Tom King’s Knightmare story arc we get this shit.
The focus of this issues nightmare is the Bat/Cat respective Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. It sounds interesting considering the characters involved but boils down to Bruce and Clark engaging in a few lame activities. Meanwhile, Selina and Lois have an actual party in Superman’s Fortress of Solitude, involving booze and strippers.
Batman #68 is a very odd issue and represents the worst of modern comics focus on the trivial. The comic also highlights some of King’s worst writing ticks. Prior to this issue, I was tempted to write the Tom King hate as overblown but this issue didn’t help his case at all. What man dreams of being this lame? Who dreams of his wife getting a nude massage from his bestie? There’s porn out there covering this subject matter.
If this story was a Catwoman/Lois Lane One-Shot the story would have worked. If this was Selina’s dream it would make sense but the idea that this is Bruce’s subconscious at work is just bizarre, even for a comic book
Amanda Conner’s art doesn’t stand out and there isn’t much for her to do with this material besides tell a coherent story. Everything else in this issue is mundane and feels ultimately pointless. The best part of the book is the very last page which hints at what is actually going on with Batman. A strong explanation may salvage this storyline but I’m not getting my hopes up.
In Short: Bruce and Clark get cucked on the way to the alter.
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4.0
Darn, this is back to back issues I really haven’t cared for. While this was better than the last issue it’s still just pointless and odd. I haven’t hated king’s run like some and I actually really liked the first few knightmares books these last two are really disappointing.
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4.0
This was a waste of my time.
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4.0
Waste of time.
Look, man...I'm sorry you never got to do a Catwoman & Lois Lane bachelorette party, but that's entirely your own fault. Cramming it in now is just being a spoiled baby.
Move it along, or walk away.
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4.0
Wow. Ok, so this was yet another waste of an issue. Even in Batman’s subconscious this makes no sense. Stripping Superman robots, endless panels of intergalactic wine, and THE most boring Bruce Wayne ever set to page. The art was nice but was so completely tonely different from the rest of the series that it was off putting Batman who, being the greatest detective, would know Lois and Selina apparently thinks Lois is going to have a robot version of her husband strip for her new friend. Come on man. This issue was so stupid, it was painful. The 4 is just for the art.
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3.5
again this plot goes nowhere.
bunch of jumbled conflicting tones thoghout this series.
so inconsistent. no focus. just a mixed up hodgepodge.
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3.5
I NEVER and I mean NEVER give a score this low. I hate giving a score this low because their is so much work that goes into making a book. That said, I think TK threw in the towel on this arc and issue. What did I just read? The art was good enough but appeared too cartoonish from what I’m used to seeing from this book so that even threw me out of the issue . That said, the art was the entire 3.5.
Where to begin? Ok, so how much longer do we need to see dreams? Why would Bruce have dreams about a bachelorette party in the Fortress of Solitude? Why would he dream about Selena and Lois becoming buddies? Why would Bruce think that’s a nightmare? Why would Bruce dream about Lois breaking into the fortress, having robot supermen strip for her and Catwoman? This issue was more wasteful than the rest. This arc was a waste. The book is becoming pointless. And this needs to stop.
Next, I’m truly disappointed in what TK showed us even if it was a dream. I would NEVER ask my wife, or my robot wife that looks identical to her, to strip for my friend! That was disgusting and out of line for the character even in a dream.
Why did TK waste a page on describing wine? Was it to be funny? Because it wasn’t. Who cares about the football player Campbell? No one does. Let’s move on! And if someone is having a dream or nightmare it’s from their perspective not Lois Lane’s. Was this done to make us wonder if it was actually a dream? And this is how you choose to end the arc?
DC should be angry that this arc has waste their time, the readers time, and that TK has ruined the credibility of this book. A story can take 100 issues to build up to a big event but you can put in filler for 18 issues after a big event. This has to stop! And this is was done with such poor taste. Such poor taste..
I truly wonder if TK gave up. There is NO WAY when he sat down to tell his story to Dan Didio that he said “I want to do a 6 issue arc of only dreams that really mess with Batman and the reader. AND one issue will be About Selena and Lois breaking into the fortress, watching naked Supermen, drinking diamonds and beetle wine, while swimming in a lake made by Brainac to trap Superman.” TK is winging it and has lost is mind!
Awful... truly awful.... more
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3.0
Another pointless story
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3.0
Well, that ended the "nightmares" of Batman. As a result, we received a bunch of empty and inconspicuous releases. No. 68 is the worst of them. It does not justify the title of the plot. A naive and empty narrative (several issues are already hidden) only strengthens the negative attitude towards King’s work, and the art in this issue is disgusting and can’t fit the Batman comic stripes no matter what fake-intellectual idea the author has!
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2.5
THE GOOD:
-Hey, I'm just glad these Knightmares are over, to be honest.
-That one final conversation between Superman and Batman was pretty good, I'll admit. Even if it contradicted some of King's earlier issues, it acknowledged the Kinghtmares, and I'd rather see a Batman who likes being Batman than a depressed teenager-like Batman
THE BAD:
-I've never been a fan of Amanda Conner's art, I'll just say it. It's not for me. Never has been.
-Ugh. The dialogue was especially awful this issue. It almost makes me miss the days when this comic had no dialogue whatsoever.
-Why does Tom King constantly feel the need to make every superhero sound like an idiot? Batman and Superman just sound awful here. "Look at this soup. It's… really good."
-I feel like under the pen of a different writer, this might be fun, but it's not.
-I guess this was supposed to be the spiritual sequel to those double date issues. That's too bad. I actually liked those issues.
-That artist change partway through was jarring and it took me out of the story. more
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2.5
With a comedy issue like this you can’t call it nightmares anymore unless Batman‘s nightmare suddenly is Catwoman& Lois Lane acting both out of character. (Still hope it’s not Scarecrow‘s fear gas as it was stated issues ago, since I don’t want him to get dragged into this mess of a story.)
Since when are Lois& Selina besties? Apart from the one story of King I’ve never seen Selina& Lois Lane being friends. The two taking a bath together also rather seems more like a teenage boys wet dream ( or apparently Bruce’s dream) than what two friends actually would do on their bachelorette party.
There’s some bad dialogue & some lame jokes& the point of this issue apparently was, that Bruce hates being Batman ( what is out of character for him, since Batman is his real identity, what was stated countless times in comics), but loves, that he has to be Batman. Kind of contradicting Yeah& makes no sense. King reached the point, where he doesn’t care about what fits Bruce’s character.
Overall up until now I don’t buy anything of Kings story how Bane is trying to break Batman. This entire Catwoman drama would never hurt him that much, but that’s what King is mainly focusing on. Batman feels like a CW show these days.
As for the art, I personally don’t like it. more
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2.0
so, like... superman hates being superman? batman likes the need to be batman?
but, back in the beginning of this same run, it was stabilised that he is batman because he is suicidal, wasn't?
this was awful and out of place
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1.0
A middle finger to anyone that's ever read a comic book. This comic profanes the names of Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster that are legally contracted to be credited if Superman is used in a comic book. Amanda Conner's art doesn't even save this because she is equally to blame for this nonsense.
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1.0
Just awful. Tom King continues to prove that he isn't capable of writing Batman (or any other major DC character). After buying Batman for over 40 years, I think I may have to say goodbye until they get King off this book.
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1.0
All hail the KING!!!
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9.0
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8.5
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7.5
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