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4.6
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Dogshit

Absolute garbage

1.0
Dark Crisis: Young Justice #1 Aug 30, 2022

Hey Fitzmartin! Find another job. Maybe you'll do McDonald's better, cause you can't write for shite. Even if we take out the stupid pronouns presentations, your writing is garbage! Let competent people write. This is even worse than that issue where Stephanie says it's the best day ever because Tim stopped calling and left her for a dude. Bruh, you're an incompetent writer! Actually scratch the McDonald's comment, I wouldn't trust you to get a bottle of mineral water right. And DC? You're driving your company to bankruptcy. You're ruining your once awesome characters and everything the people before you have built.

1.0
Dark Crisis: Young Justice #3 Aug 30, 2022

One word: garbage.

At this point this is not only badly written, but totally disrespectful. There wasn't much respect before this issue, but this one seals the deal on impertinence. There should be negative rating for this awful writer and terrible excuse for a human being. Oh, and the editor needs to pack his stuff and go as far away from comics as possible.

That "best day eva" is the worst line I've ever read in comic books. If you're a girl and your boyfriend leaves you for the pride squad, IT'S THE BEST DAY EVA!!! Pathetic how they're trying to write these kind of things into existence.

1.0
DC Pride (2021) #1 Aug 30, 2022
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DC Pride (2021): 2022 #1 Aug 30, 2022

Oh, nooo. Anyway...

1.0
Future State (2021): Robin Eternal #2 Aug 30, 2022
1.0
Future State (2021): The Flash #2 Aug 30, 2022
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Harley Quinn: The Animated Series (2021): The Eat. Bang! Kill. Tour #1 Aug 30, 2022
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Harley Quinn: The Animated Series (2021): The Eat. Bang! Kill. Tour #2 Aug 30, 2022
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Harley Quinn: The Animated Series (2021): The Eat. Bang! Kill. Tour #3 Aug 30, 2022
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Harley Quinn: The Animated Series (2021): The Eat. Bang! Kill. Tour #4 Aug 30, 2022
1.0
Harley Quinn: The Animated Series (2021): The Eat. Bang! Kill. Tour #5 Aug 30, 2022
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Harley Quinn: The Animated Series (2021): The Eat. Bang! Kill. Tour #6 Aug 30, 2022
1.0
Harley Quinn: The Animated Series (2021): The Real Sidekicks of New Gotham Special #1 Aug 30, 2022
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Harley Quinn: The Animated Series The Eat. Bang! Kill. Tour Aug 30, 2022

Gender/sexuality ideology with no connection to the titular character. A hot pile of trash from an awful writer. Leftist propaganda disguised as a comic book. All you want to do is read an enjoyable comic book and you get this self insert, social issues trash. PS: I do have to refer to the art of Amancay Nahuelpan. As always, it's good, but the writing is too terrible to bump the score.

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Hawkgirl (2023) #2 Aug 18, 2023

Dumpsterfire. This story is about Mariko Tamaki not having her mother's beauty or fitness passed on to her.

Just look at "darknightnews": 10 out of 10, perfect comic book! Phuking brainwashed woke sheep. You're disgusting darknightnews.

This is today's entertainment business: just like the Batwoman shows got rewarded for shit writing with a Gotham Knights show, Bendis gets rewarded for a crappy writing with a Justice League title while Ram V, the competent writer that he actually is, gets to have his story as a backup to Bendis' shitshow. It's 1/10 for Bendis. Would be an 8/10 for Ram V.

Sorry, but two guys kissing is still gross for me, so I closed it when that panel occured.

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The Variants (2022) #3 Sep 1, 2022

Look how they massacred my boy.

This gets the Fitzmartin rating.

Atrocious is the word

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Tim Drake: Robin (2022) #6 Feb 28, 2023

Great, another book about inclusion and equity and destroying Wonder Woman.

Becky Clueless and Michael Conman have ruined Wonder Woman like no one ever did with a character, especially in that Trial of the Amazons crap, where Wonder Woman was a side character. Good riddance to the two!!

1.5
Amazing Fantasy (2022) #1000 Sep 1, 2022

Arabian Black Adam wasn't diverse enough?

"It's easy to shoot Joker in the face, what's harder is to shoot down racism and homophobya." Yeah, basically the message is "screw your beloved characters, we're invading the comic medium with issues from 1970's". This is 2022. People don't need to be told racism is bad. Racism against black people is at an all time low, yet now we're complaining the most. Constantly telling people not to be racist has the exact opposite effect though. Remember the line from Inception? "If I tell you NOT to think about elephant, what do you think about?". At least the art is more pleasant.

Wonder Woman deserves better writers.

Gorgeous art, but woke writing even for amazons who by definition don't like men, but Mary Sue deConnick manages to to take the fun out of their world and basically see all her politics in them. I respect her wish to not buy her book. I don't believe me, Aphrodite turned from the embodiment of beauty to an ugly, fat creature.

3.0
DC's Saved By The Belle Reve (2022) #1 Aug 30, 2022
4.0
Nubia & The Amazons: Coronation Special #1 May 3, 2022

A lackluster end to a terrible "event" by incompetent writers. If you put 5 crap writers, they don't add up to 1 good writer. They're still crap. Too bad for Joelle Jones though because she's a great artist.

I really like House of X/Powers of X, but I'm not a fan of this following those ideas. All these new mutant popping up here too. This feel like nostalgia bait, instead of pure nostalgia. Another thing I don't like is that it doesn't address the issue of Xavier coming back at all.

7.0
Dark Nights: Death Metal: Legends of the Dark Knights #1 Aug 4, 2020

A bit convoluted, but a fun read nevertheless. Just seems like they could've done way better with Yara Flor. Too bad she got mixed up with that stupid Trial with the terrible writers. Anyway, she's a cool character with a nice design and a lot of potential and I'd love see her written by a top class writer with Joelle Jones on art duties.

I'm baffled how King never did a detective/noir story on Batman, but does it here.

8.0
Justice League (2018) #50 Aug 4, 2020

It's unbelievable how darknightnews gives 10/10 to garbage comics with social messaging, while giving 6 or 7 to decent or good comics. Don't trust their reviews.

9.0
Fallen Angels (2019) #1 Nov 23, 2020
9.0
Fallen Angels (2019) #2 Nov 23, 2020
9.0
Fallen Angels (2019) #3 Nov 23, 2020
9.0
Fallen Angels (2019) #4 Nov 23, 2020
9.0
Fallen Angels (2019) #5 Nov 23, 2020
10
Batman (2016) #96 Aug 4, 2020
10
Batman (2016) #100 Oct 6, 2020
10
Batman / Fortnite: Zero Point #2 May 5, 2021

This was nothing like Morrison's series so I loved it. No politics, no lgmbiujfg+- pronouns and other bullcrap.

10
Batman: Dear Detective (2022) #1 Sep 6, 2022

Loved it

10
Batman: The Adventures Continue: Season Two #1 Jun 7, 2021
10
Dark Nights: Death Metal #1 Aug 4, 2020
10
Dark Nights: Death Metal: The Multiverse Who Laughs #1 Nov 25, 2020

Great issue with great action. This issue tells us what Batwoman, Bullock and the GCPD was doing during the Joker War and it's actually the first issue that feels like a war. Bruce and Kate are back fighting alongside, at least for a bit. It's cool how Fox resisted the Joker toxin to help out.

10
Fallen Angels (2019) #6 Nov 23, 2020
10
Future State (2021): Immortal Wonder Woman #1 Jan 20, 2021
10
Future State (2021): Immortal Wonder Woman #2 Feb 22, 2021
10
Jurassic League (2022) #1 May 10, 2022

This series is great!

The only thing I didn't like about the issue is how they slapped the "pride" flag on it and no and it's because I'm not a fan of the rainbow squad. It's because this issue (and hopefully the whole series) doesn't focus on any kind of sexuality. It's actually a good book, quite the horror type and I love seeing Poison Ivy back at being the villain I grew up loving. Props to the creative team involved. I would've given an 8, but had to balance the moron who though it's well written, but rated it 1.

10
The All-Nighter #1 Nov 11, 2021
10
X-Men: The Trial of Magneto (2021) #4 Jan 7, 2022

I liked this whole mini series.

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