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8 Track commented on this:
8.0

I'm sure there may be twists and turns from here, but we finally have a pretty solid idea of what happened between the end of the Beyond run and the start of the current run. It's nothing too unexpected if you've been following along. Now, I just hope people will stop complaining that we aren't getting answers. Now, they'll just complain about what the answers are. As for the issue itself, we get more

Amazing Spider-Man #22

By: Zeb Wells, John Romita Jr.
Released: Mar 22, 2023

Who is this mysterious figure and what do they have to do with Peter's and Mary Jane's disappearances?!
Rated T

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8 Track - Mar 22, 2023

I hoped your mom would stop complaining I was spreading her too wide, now she's complaining I don't give it 2 her anymore. Is it people like that your speaking of?

Amazing Psycamorean - Mar 22, 2023

The only thing you're stretching is yourself with this reach of a comment.

8 Track reviewed Nightwing #102 Mar 22, 2023
3.5

Like catwoman, this is dragging on and on till Jesus comes back.

Nightwing #102

By: Tom Taylor, Travis Moore
Released: Mar 22, 2023

Nightwing is a great leader, not just because Batman trained him, or because of how Alfred raised him, or even because he has a heart of gold-it’s because of his friends, and now that the Titans are in Blüdhaven with him, they can leap into the light together…which is perfect timing for the demon of darkness Neron to do something about it.

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8 Track commented on this:
9.5

I'll admit, I was not looking forward to reading this issue. I just don't really think Ra's Al Ghul is interesting, at least not usually. But this is great. It turns out when you don't make Ra's a one note old man who can't get over his grandson's lineage, he can actually be kind of cool. I think what helped is that we get Ra's Al Ghul's perspective. We see why he's so motivated, instead of that b more

Batman: One Bad Day: Ra's Al Ghul #1

By: Tom Taylor, Ivan Reis
Released: Mar 22, 2023

WHY WON’T BATMAN SAVE THE WORLD?! For centuries Ra’s al Ghul has wanted to save the Earth from the worst of humankind, and for centuries he has failed. Recently his greatest obstacle has been the Dark Knight Detective, Batman. Ra’s offered Batman a chance to be a part of his new world order, but Batman refused. For years their cold war has ra...

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8 Track - Mar 22, 2023

Can't just review a comic without being smug & sanctimonious toward some people. That's why everyone in class hates you & Billy Turner beat you up last week.

Amazing Psycamorean - Mar 22, 2023

How can I stop being smug when your caliber is what I'm presented with?

2.5

I guess Tom Taylor's origin story is his dog died when he was a kid so he decided 2 grow up & write comics about the evils of rich people.

Batman: One Bad Day: Ra's Al Ghul #1

By: Tom Taylor, Ivan Reis
Released: Mar 22, 2023

WHY WON’T BATMAN SAVE THE WORLD?! For centuries Ra’s al Ghul has wanted to save the Earth from the worst of humankind, and for centuries he has failed. Recently his greatest obstacle has been the Dark Knight Detective, Batman. Ra’s offered Batman a chance to be a part of his new world order, but Batman refused. For years their cold war has ra...

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8 Track reviewed Catwoman #53 Mar 22, 2023
1.0

You'll have more fun passing a kidney stone than reading this.

Catwoman #53

By: Tini Howard, Nico Leon
Released: Mar 22, 2023

The Gotham mob bosses suspect that their very own leader, Eiko of the Hasigawa Clan, is betraying their code by putting on a Catwoman suit. Is Gotham big enough for two Catwomen? Catwoman doesn’t play well with others, but this cat is gonna need the help of Tomcat to stay out of the mob’s crosshairs. Meanwhile, Selina makes a few enemies of her...

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8 Track reviewed Wonder Woman #792 Mar 16, 2023
7.5

Look everyone! The amazing psyco moron doesn't understand. Let's all point and laugh. Snarky assholes get what they get bruh.

Wonder Woman #792

By: Becky Cloonan, Marguerite Sauvage
Released: Oct 12, 2022

Cheetah's gone wild! After serving as the test subject for an immoral corporation's latest product, Barbara Minerva has all but lost her humanity and it's up to Wonder Woman to remind her who she really is. Will their former friendship be the key to survival? Or are our hero and the helpless villain doomed to become extinct? Plus, in our backup sto...

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8 Track reviewed Batgirls #16 Mar 14, 2023
1.0

Feels like this was written by a third grader who just snorted powdered estrogen. Garbage cranked up to eleven.

Batgirls #16

By: Becky Cloonan, Neil Googe
Released: Mar 15, 2023

The Batgirls fall down a rabbit hole of mischief and wonder in their journey to find out who sent Cluemaster to kidnap his own daughter, Steph. But first, there’s a bottle that says “Drink me,” and it should be perfectly safe to drink, right? Even if it looks like it’s been laced with Langstrom serum?

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8 Track commented on this:
8.0

You know, so often when I look at reader reception for comics and... most media, I find myself at a loss for the people who seem to play dumb in order to criticize said comics or media more harshly. Is it really worth it? If the thing in question is bad, you should be able to criticize it while fully cognizant of all the context. It's so frustrating to see time and time again in the comics communi more

New Mutants Lethal Legion #1

By: Charlie Jane Anders, Enid Balam
Released: Mar 8, 2023

THE NEW, NEW MUTANTS - WITH ALL THE CLASSIC THRILLS! Best-selling, multiple-award-winning, generally bedazzling writer Charlie Jane Anders launches a fresh take on the beloved team, with rising star Enid Bal?m behind the illustrious pencils! The Shadow King. U-Men. Demon Bear. Themselves. The New Mutants have faced some of the most cunning minds in...

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Amazing Psycamorean - Mar 12, 2023

And lastly, past the closeted self-hate you almost certainly have, sales have never determined what's quality and what's not in comics. Some of the best comics you can think of were duds, sales wise. Critical darlings are infamous for being ended before their time by these publishers who care more about money than reception. You are barely a functional human being. Did your handler type this out for you? I hope your parents pay them well.

8 Track - Mar 13, 2023

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Can u repeat that? ;)

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Amazing Psycamorean reviewed Fantastic Four #5 Mar 9, 2023
9.0

I liked this a lot. People who didn't are wrong and bad.

Fantastic Four #5

By: Ryan North, Ivan Fiorelli
Released: Mar 8, 2023

The Fantastic Four are reunited and all is well...until their convoy is interrupted by NICK SCRATCH and SALEM'S SEVEN! It's an all-out magical BATTLE for SURVIVAL right there on the highway, and the Fantastic Four 100% fail to win it. That's right! This solicit isn't going the way you thought it would! As the truth of what happened is puzzled out, ...

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Amazing Psycamorean - Mar 12, 2023

okay

8 Track - Mar 12, 2023

OKAY

8 Track reviewed Amazing Spider-Man #21 Mar 12, 2023
2.0

I'd rather eat aunt Mae's fur burger than read another Zeb Wells spider issue.

Amazing Spider-Man #21

By: Zeb Wells, John Romita Jr.
Released: Mar 8, 2023

WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER AND MARY JANE?! It's time. This arc will answer your questions including... WHAT DID PETER DO?! Who caused all of this?
Rated T

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BuckMeister reviewed Black Panther #15 Mar 8, 2023
3.5

Art looks good but this run has been terrible, the minute T'challa said "I live for this" I knew BP fans were in trouble and I guess I was right John Ridley cannot write BP to save his life. Everything about this run from the action to the dialog makes 0 sense

Black Panther #15

By: John Ridley, German Peralta
Released: Mar 8, 2023

THE EPIC FINALE OF JOHN RIDLEY'S GAME-CHANGING RUN! Finally, all things must come to a head! Jhai, T'Challa's best friend and the sleeper agent whose assassination served as the catalyst for all of T'Challa's recent troubles?is alive. Not only is he alive, but he seeks to seize control of the entire world, all in the name of Wakanda! Still injured,...

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Black Panther #15

By: John Ridley, German Peralta
Released: Mar 8, 2023

THE EPIC FINALE OF JOHN RIDLEY'S GAME-CHANGING RUN! Finally, all things must come to a head! Jhai, T'Challa's best friend and the sleeper agent whose assassination served as the catalyst for all of T'Challa's recent troubles?is alive. Not only is he alive, but he seeks to seize control of the entire world, all in the name of Wakanda! Still injured,...

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8 Track reviewed Avengers #66 Mar 9, 2023
2.0

Trash.

Avengers #66

By: Jason Aaron, Garron
Released: Mar 8, 2023

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE: PART 8 - THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS!
In the dark heart of all that is, the battle to save the entire Multiverse is raging, featuring a cast of Avengers that staggers the imagination. Surely no foe from any universe would dare stand against such a force? Mephisto dares, as the full extent of his plan finally comes into shocking ...

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The Left Eye of Ra rated Avengers #66 Mar 8, 2023
3.0

Avengers #66

By: Jason Aaron, Garron
Released: Mar 8, 2023

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE: PART 8 - THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS!
In the dark heart of all that is, the battle to save the entire Multiverse is raging, featuring a cast of Avengers that staggers the imagination. Surely no foe from any universe would dare stand against such a force? Mephisto dares, as the full extent of his plan finally comes into shocking ...

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Prodigalson16 rated Avengers #66 Mar 9, 2023
2.0

Avengers #66

By: Jason Aaron, Garron
Released: Mar 8, 2023

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE: PART 8 - THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS!
In the dark heart of all that is, the battle to save the entire Multiverse is raging, featuring a cast of Avengers that staggers the imagination. Surely no foe from any universe would dare stand against such a force? Mephisto dares, as the full extent of his plan finally comes into shocking ...

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Halodystroyer44 rated Avengers #66 Mar 8, 2023
2.0

Avengers #66

By: Jason Aaron, Garron
Released: Mar 8, 2023

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE: PART 8 - THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS!
In the dark heart of all that is, the battle to save the entire Multiverse is raging, featuring a cast of Avengers that staggers the imagination. Surely no foe from any universe would dare stand against such a force? Mephisto dares, as the full extent of his plan finally comes into shocking ...

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John Pomoli rated Avengers #66 Mar 9, 2023
1.0

Avengers #66

By: Jason Aaron, Garron
Released: Mar 8, 2023

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE: PART 8 - THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS!
In the dark heart of all that is, the battle to save the entire Multiverse is raging, featuring a cast of Avengers that staggers the imagination. Surely no foe from any universe would dare stand against such a force? Mephisto dares, as the full extent of his plan finally comes into shocking ...

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8 Track liked this:
2.5

So the actual New Mutants were replaced by z-listers who are borrowing their name for a title. Feels like a bait and switch, not cool. Mirage was on the cover, that was enough for me to buy. I think she got a panel.

New Mutants Lethal Legion #1

By: Charlie Jane Anders, Enid Balam
Released: Mar 8, 2023

THE NEW, NEW MUTANTS - WITH ALL THE CLASSIC THRILLS! Best-selling, multiple-award-winning, generally bedazzling writer Charlie Jane Anders launches a fresh take on the beloved team, with rising star Enid Bal?m behind the illustrious pencils! The Shadow King. U-Men. Demon Bear. Themselves. The New Mutants have faced some of the most cunning minds in...

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2.0

+1 point for the art.

New Mutants Lethal Legion #1

By: Charlie Jane Anders, Enid Balam
Released: Mar 8, 2023

THE NEW, NEW MUTANTS - WITH ALL THE CLASSIC THRILLS! Best-selling, multiple-award-winning, generally bedazzling writer Charlie Jane Anders launches a fresh take on the beloved team, with rising star Enid Bal?m behind the illustrious pencils! The Shadow King. U-Men. Demon Bear. Themselves. The New Mutants have faced some of the most cunning minds in...

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8 Track - Mar 9, 2023

-10 for writing

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1.0

This was abysmal. I struggled to get through this book and must have stopped at least five times. The art is so-so and the writing is asinine. "Social intelligence is just as important as pure rationality"? Just announcing "That's the front door" out loud when the doorbell rings. Of course it's the front door! And this terrible habit of making all the villains stupid and hokey is getting old more

New Mutants Lethal Legion #1

By: Charlie Jane Anders, Enid Balam
Released: Mar 8, 2023

THE NEW, NEW MUTANTS - WITH ALL THE CLASSIC THRILLS! Best-selling, multiple-award-winning, generally bedazzling writer Charlie Jane Anders launches a fresh take on the beloved team, with rising star Enid Bal?m behind the illustrious pencils! The Shadow King. U-Men. Demon Bear. Themselves. The New Mutants have faced some of the most cunning minds in...

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8 Track reviewed New Mutants Lethal Legion #1 Mar 9, 2023
1.0

If you liked this, stop reading comics....your doing it wrong.

New Mutants Lethal Legion #1

By: Charlie Jane Anders, Enid Balam
Released: Mar 8, 2023

THE NEW, NEW MUTANTS - WITH ALL THE CLASSIC THRILLS! Best-selling, multiple-award-winning, generally bedazzling writer Charlie Jane Anders launches a fresh take on the beloved team, with rising star Enid Bal?m behind the illustrious pencils! The Shadow King. U-Men. Demon Bear. Themselves. The New Mutants have faced some of the most cunning minds in...

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8 Track reviewed Black Panther #15 Mar 9, 2023
2.5

I felt like I spent twelve years a slave after reading this abortion.

Black Panther #15

By: John Ridley, German Peralta
Released: Mar 8, 2023

THE EPIC FINALE OF JOHN RIDLEY'S GAME-CHANGING RUN! Finally, all things must come to a head! Jhai, T'Challa's best friend and the sleeper agent whose assassination served as the catalyst for all of T'Challa's recent troubles?is alive. Not only is he alive, but he seeks to seize control of the entire world, all in the name of Wakanda! Still injured,...

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8 Track reviewed X-Men #20 Mar 9, 2023
5.5

The brood are wimps? Give me a break.

X-Men #20

By: Gerry Duggan, Stefano Caselli
Released: Mar 8, 2023

LORD OF THE BROOD - PART TWO! When the X-Men's close friend Broo became the Brood King, he gained the ability to control the savage alien race he was both a part of and so different from. Now he is experiencing his own nightmare scenario - the Brood are killing his friends, and there is nothing he can do to stop it! Featuring a connecting cover to ...

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Toonstrack reviewed Amazing Spider-Man #21 Mar 8, 2023
8.0

Nah. These ratings are absolutely ridiculous lmfao.

This issue is solid in every way, and even thr reviews with words actually basically say this. There is nothing "bad" about the issue, save for the kids being drawn wierd. Rest of the art is great.

Im excited to see where the story goes.

Amazing Spider-Man #21

By: Zeb Wells, John Romita Jr.
Released: Mar 8, 2023

WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER AND MARY JANE?! It's time. This arc will answer your questions including... WHAT DID PETER DO?! Who caused all of this?
Rated T

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8 Track - Mar 9, 2023

You are ridiculous

8 Track rated Monkey Prince #12 Mar 9, 2023
3.5

Monkey Prince #12

By: Gene Luen Yang, Bernard Chang
Released: Mar 8, 2023

After the events of Lazarus Planet, Monkey Prince discovers how he is related to the Monkey King, and the truth of who he is shakes him to the core. Everything he knows is questioned, and how can he exist anymore knowing who he actually is? And did Shifu Pigsy know all along? And if so, why didn’t he tell Marcus?

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3.5

People like this?

Doctor Strange: Fall Sunrise #4

By: Tradd Moore
Released: Feb 22, 2023

Doctor Strange enters the cursed castle of Moriah Mensa to challenge a superlunary power and complete an impossible task. As the sun sets, a voice echoes, "There are no good places to die."
Rated T+

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2.0

Batman / Superman: World's Finest #12

By: Mark Waid, Emanuela Lupacchino
Released: Feb 22, 2023

The secret behind the Supergirl-Robin feud, revealed! On a day not too long ago, a meeting between the Boy Wonder and the Girl of Steel began sweetly, became awkward, and ended so catastrophically, horrifically, jaw-droppingly, car-crashingly disastrously that, among the Superman and Batman families, it is now enshrined as the world’s finest exam...

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8 Track - Mar 9, 2023

every time. stop!

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BSantos rated Moon Knight #21 Mar 9, 2023
1.0

Moon Knight #21

By: Jed MacKay, Alessandro Cappuccio
Released: Mar 8, 2023

A sinister pied piper plays a deadly tune - one that spells death and chaos to all who hear it! Moon Knight and his companions are put in an impossible situation: How do you fight someone whose will is not their own?
Rated T+

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8 Track - Mar 9, 2023

stop it, just stop it

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Pachecarlos rated Moon Knight #21 Mar 9, 2023
1.5

Moon Knight #21

By: Jed MacKay, Alessandro Cappuccio
Released: Mar 8, 2023

A sinister pied piper plays a deadly tune - one that spells death and chaos to all who hear it! Moon Knight and his companions are put in an impossible situation: How do you fight someone whose will is not their own?
Rated T+

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8 Track - Mar 9, 2023

stop doing this

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