3.0
Eh. Another "Earth-D" story, where most heroes are just DUMB. Gullible is written on the ceiling for JLA. Great plot for fans of Batman and his omniscient detective skills superiority (me). Otherwise?? Writer Matthew Rosenberg (obviously NOT James Tynion IV) makes weak plot work by making most of JLA into incompetent fools. While second-stringers JLA are obviously NOT the Justice Society of America, still the JLA members gained some mental skills in 60 years. Tempting but improbable to view JLA characters as that incompetent. As our fearless leader might say, "Come on, man." And Batman would not be ready with yellow weapons, kryptonite, etc., from a rogue JLA? (Eyeroll.) Now EVERYONE who has read Batman in the past 80 years KNOWS that he would be (well maybe Mariko wouldn't know, but she is a 2021 Tec writer). Matt seems to think The Batman would be caught unprepared. Please. Are you writing Blue Beetle, Matt? Because you need to know who The Batman is.
Regarding "JLA-D" for Dumb: Just take that stalwart of decades in Detective Comics, J'onn J'onzz, aka the Manhunter from Mars. J'onzz is not simply green muscle like Big Blue (and even the Kryptonian has super-speed of thought power-like Flash also "had"?) Stop making J'onzz into a green JLA figurine tchotchke, when he is a trained detective. Did Matt forget that J'onzz can read minds? And would have a LONG time ago? Etc. But this is "Earth-D" JLA-D.
Nice to see JSA's Dr. Fate, with common sense (I mean, he's with JSA) to realize, the only meal a vampire needs is a stake sandwich. JSA guys that fought Hitler aren't planning to sit around for humanity's annihilation by fang-boys. Dr. Fate is the (very brief) bright spot in this story, which brings my review from 2.5 to a 3. It really is only this high because of Batman's leadership of the D-Patrol and JSA's Dr. Fate.
Back to Matt again. You know, Dick Grayson also has a brain too. I know the social media guys focused on his physique may forget this, but Dick Grayson was the detective protege to The Batman. And Barbara's google eyes are getting to be pathetic. I don't know about Ollie. Is he also that dumb? I guess I am willing to be more patient with Ollie for now, as he is at least smarter than the rest of the JLA-D. As to the facial expressions, Otto Schmidt, I just don't know. I am thinking "cartoon" as I read throughout this series. Otto, the cartoon look may be OK for Saturday morning kids' TV, but do you really want us to keep paying $4 for that? How many kids fork over $4 to watch Saturday morning cartoons, Otto and DC Comics "editors"?
Still, in this issue, there was Dr. Fate. Still in thie series, The Batman is a detective, not some bumbler in Mariko Tamaki's sewers, and a Batman who actually has a Batcave. So for all of that (remember when we used to think that was worth 12 cents?) - I would give it a 3. Matt needs to take a few minutes and outline the next several stories, and remember they are really NOT on "Earth-D." At least, I hope not.
P.S.: I do hope that Hawkgirl simply needs to see a dentist or Otto's pencils are slipping. I really like Hawkgirl, whose original DC Earth character was one of the FIRST women costumed heroes of DC Comics, way before that upstart Amazonian who gets all the attention.
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