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Just cancel this trash already, Image.

Falling in Love On the Path to Hell #6

By: Gerry Duggan, Garry Brown
Released: Nov 27, 2024

The love affair heats up as the samurai and the gunslinger spend their nights pressed together and their days avoiding the cult of warriors out to kill them. MacRaith gets another clue on how to activate the path off the island, and we introduce another tribe hiding deep in the mists. Falling in Love on the Path to Hell is stabby, shooty, an...

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orbisstelassis reviewed All-New Venom #1 Dec 4, 2024
10

I LOVED IT!

The mix of thriller-mystery and a continuation of the twisted saga of Venom made this a must-read for me. I'm ready to fall in love all over again with my favourite gooey sweetheart anti-hero.

All-New Venom #1

By: Al Ewing, Carlos E. Gomez
Released: Dec 4, 2024

WHO IS THE ALL-NEW VENOM?

The smiling, swashbuckling spider-hero New York loves to hate to love is back - and more fun-loving than ever! That's right, it's... Wait, it's VENOM?! An all-new host is taking the symbiote in a whole new direction - but who? It could be the Journalist...the Terrorist...the Sidekick... or even the Mayor... We're...

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8.5

A great read, that taught me a bit about Djinn. I feel like we could have benefitted from a little less setup and a bit more focus on the hero - she seems cool, but I wanted to know more on her methods and convictions.

Walsh as always is amazing.

The Horizon Experiment: The Sacred Damned #1

By: Sabir Pirzada, Michael Walsh
Released: Oct 23, 2024

Mini-Series Premiere. Celebrated TV writer Sabir Pirzada (Ms. Marvel, Moon Knight, Dandelion) and Eisner-winning creator Michael Walsh (The Silver Coin) present Inayah Jibril, a "Muslim John Constantine"-a new type of exorcist re-examining modern horror for fans of The Department of Truth and Killade...

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10

The Power Fantasy #3

By: Kieron Gillen, Caspar Wijngaard
Released: Oct 23, 2024

On July 16, 1945 the world changed forever. Santa Valentina was born. There was also the Trinity test, but that's not as important. As the world hangs in the balance, we explore the life and times of the girl who fell... skipped... to Earth. Also: check out that cow!

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orbisstelassis reviewed Iron Man #1 Oct 25, 2024
9.5

I'm willing to give Ackerman the benefit of the doubt on this one. An anti-corporate, pro-union Tony Stark is what's needed right now.

Iron Man #1

By: Spencer Ackerman, Julius Ohta
Released: Oct 23, 2024

A NEW, BRUTAL ERA BEGINS!

Roxxon and AIM team up to take on Stark Unlimited! But they're ready for the old Tony Stark. This one? He's a lot angrier than he used to be. Iron Man is going to war! New armor, old enemies, and unbelievable twists abound in this fresh take on a fury-powered Iron Man from Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Spence...

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10

The Power Fantasy #2

By: Kieron Gillen, Caspar Wijngaard
Released: Sep 18, 2024

There are six people who can save the world. They save the world every day they don't use their powers. Yesterday, one used their gift. The world is still here. Have we been lucky, or has the fuse to end us all been lit?

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ComicWorm rated Hyde Street #1 Oct 4, 2024
6.5

Hyde Street #1

By: Geoff Johns, Ivan Reis
Released: Oct 2, 2024

Series Premiere. A new epic era in character-centered horror begins as Ghost Machine launches Hyde Street, its newest ongoing series from creators Geoff Johns and Ivan Reis! In every city and town, off every country road and metropolis avenue, if you make a wrong turn... you might find yourself on Hyde Street. But be careful who you t...

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orbisstelassis reviewed Hyde Street #1 Oct 3, 2024
3.5

Reis is a very competent artist, but that "Killing Joke" reference midway through this is a cringeworthy bit of coat-tail-riding in a story that's already heavily reliant on Stephen King for tone/subject matter.

I swear, the day after Alan Moore dies, Geoff Johns is going to get caught in the act trying to dig up his grave.

Hyde Street #1

By: Geoff Johns, Ivan Reis
Released: Oct 2, 2024

Series Premiere. A new epic era in character-centered horror begins as Ghost Machine launches Hyde Street, its newest ongoing series from creators Geoff Johns and Ivan Reis! In every city and town, off every country road and metropolis avenue, if you make a wrong turn... you might find yourself on Hyde Street. But be careful who you t...

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Dave - Oct 3, 2024

Let me guess Zac Snyder fan who still has a gate boner for Heoff Johns

orbisstelassis - Oct 3, 2024

No, I despise both of them

orbisstelassis reviewed Detective Comics #1089 Sep 29, 2024
10

Gorgeous and uplifting work.

Detective Comics #1089

By: Ram V, Guillem March
Released: Sep 25, 2024

WITNESS THE FINAL CURTAIN OF RAM V'S GOTHIC OPERA! It began with a melody, strange and haunting, drawing Batman deeper and deeper into a demonic odyssey. From the sewers under Gotham to a hallucinatory desert, from the brink of death to a strange rebirth, from the iron grip of order to the deadly blades of chaos, it has all led to this moment. And ...

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Ah, a book with an Asian female lead who never speaks. Real shocker from the (painfully white) guy who turned Lin Li into a terrorist thug and had Kwannon getting goo-goo eyes over Captain America.

Just dogshit writing. Avoid like the plague.

Falling in Love On the Path to Hell #2

By: Gerry Duggan, Garry Brown
Released: Jul 10, 2024

It's not love at first sight for Asami and MacRaith. The samurai & gunslinger are surrounded by the spirits of the undead and trapped on a strange island with monsters. What is the dreaded corpse tide? Who is Mohan, the strong-armed leader of the army of the damned? Can they trust him? Will they escape? You're casually invited to your new favorite ...

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It seems bizarre that Image trust Duggan to write a series. After "X-Men Green" and "Fall of the House of X", I'm not sure he can be trusted to take a piss without squirting himself in the eye.

Falling in Love On the Path to Hell #3

By: Gerry Duggan, Garry Brown
Released: Aug 14, 2024

The penultimate chapter of arc one brings tension, action, and the embers of romance are lit. MacRaith is a wounded soul from Bleeding Kansas, and he can't even get along with the other murderers and assassins in Purgatory. The cult ruling the island marks him for annihilation with a cruel and extremely violent attack, but luckily he's got an ace u...

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orbisstelassis reviewed The Power Fantasy #1 Aug 18, 2024
10

A stunning piece of work that draws you in like a kiss and leaves you breathless like a bear hug. Gillen, Wijngaard, Cowles and Hughes make an impressive team and they're clearly giving it their all. Cannot wait to see how this unfolds!

The Power Fantasy #1

By: Kieron Gillen, Caspar Wijngaard
Released: Aug 7, 2024

Series Premiere. "Superpowered." You have certain preconceptions. They're incorrect. Here, that word has a specific technical definition. Namely, "any individual with the destructive capacity of the nuclear arsenal of the USA." There are six such people on Earth. The planet's survival relies on them never coming into conflict. Come dance to ...

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Toywe reviewed Wonder Woman #6 Feb 20, 2024
4.0

I'm sorry y'all but this run is terrible, as dull as it can be. Issue after issue after issue we basically spend time in an random events plot that's completely unexplored and just there to have an excuse to put Diana into contrived fight scenes.

King can't write to save his live. And by write, I mean literally. The dialogue, the words- The things we, as readers, are literally reading. more

Wonder Woman #6

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Feb 21, 2024

WONDER WOMAN AGAINST HER GREATEST FOES! After thwarting each threat that the Sovereign has thrown at her, he decides to bring in the biggest guns the DCU has to offer. Let the battle royale begin! Plus, the Super Sons' bedtime story goes wrong!

orbisstelassis reviewed Trinity Special #1 Jan 31, 2024
5.5

Something almost absurdly comical about a CIA spook being so out of ideas that he decides the Amazons need to have a ritual where a mother points a gun at her daughter.

The opening feature was charming but King, as always, drags it down. The sooner he's fired the better.

Trinity Special #1

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Jan 31, 2024

Featuring DC’s brightest new star, Trinity! Discover Lizzie’s earliest adventures as she takes the world of heroes by storm! Reprinting the character’s first appearance alongside hilarious tales of the little Amazon and her Super Son babysitters, this special will be an instant classic for fans old and new. Plus, a brand-new story from the al...

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Bats20832 - Feb 1, 2024

CIA King has a different worldview than those concerned about "Justice." We see here once again. But DC Comics leadership shares his worldview. So basically DC is telling us take it or leave it. And sometimes you will find a story that is not so bad.

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Softboy reviewed Trinity Special #1 Jan 30, 2024
3.5

Trinity punching Diana reminded me of that one issue in Batman / Catwoman where Helena fought Selina. Didn’t like this new story, and I stand by my theory that the Super Sons were the real stars of the backup not Trinity. $6 for essentially an extra backup is not worth it. Don’t know how you make the daughter of Wonder Woman uninteresting and unlikable, but King found a way.

Trinity Special #1

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Jan 31, 2024

Featuring DC’s brightest new star, Trinity! Discover Lizzie’s earliest adventures as she takes the world of heroes by storm! Reprinting the character’s first appearance alongside hilarious tales of the little Amazon and her Super Son babysitters, this special will be an instant classic for fans old and new. Plus, a brand-new story from the al...

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LeonReadsNRates - Jan 31, 2024

Huh, I actually kind of like Lizzie, her relationship with Jon and Damien was heartwarming.

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A parade of mistakes. It was a mistake to throw Nimrod at Krakoa without thinking seriously about how that battle would go. It was a mistake to come up with a "legal argument" against a species that boils down to "they're icky and stupid and we don't like them." It was a mistake to wheel out Dr. Gregor again and highlight how little has been done to develop her character outside of 'dead husband, more

Fall of the House of X #1

By: Gerry Duggan, Lucas Werneck
Released: Jan 3, 2024

KRAKOA HAS JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT!
Mutantkind has never had a greater fall. From the highs of Krakoa - their own glorious nation, a place where they were safe and happy - to the lowest of lows. Outlawed, hunted, killed, most of their kind missing or dead, and now, one their greatest leaders, Cyclops, is on trial facing a death penalty. Ready or n...

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