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orbisstelassis reviewed The Power Fantasy #15 Jan 22, 2026
10

Eliza's FACE in that one panel. Holy FUCK.

The Power Fantasy #15

By: Kieron Gillen, Caspar Wijngaard
Released: Jan 21, 2026

Wherein we discuss theoretical utilitarian arguments like, “Oh no! The kid in the Omelas hole has got a nuke! Runnnnn!”

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orbisstelassis rated Red Before Black #6 Jan 22, 2026
10

Red Before Black #6

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Released: Jul 16, 2025

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orbisstelassis reviewed Wonder Woman #29 Jan 22, 2026
9.5

What a breath of fresh air!

Wonder Woman #29

By: Stephanie Williams, Jeff Spokes
Released: Jan 21, 2026

After barely surviving the trials of Mouse Man, Wonder Woman takes a much-deserved night off thanks to her sisters. But are the Amazons ready for their greatest challenge yet? Because in the DC Universe, babysitting always leads to adventure!

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orbisstelassis rated Dungeons of Doom #1 Jan 15, 2026
7.5

Dungeons of Doom #1

By: Phillip Kennedy Johnson, Carlos Magno
Released: Jan 14, 2026

In the aftermath of ONE WORLD UNDER DOOM, with Doom's castle empty and masterless, the superpowers of the world race to claim and control the untold power and technology that await inside. But when an explosion sends them all plummeting into a dungeon labyrinth that none of them knew was there, what began as an arms race becomes a terrifying game o...

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orbisstelassis rated Knull #1 Jan 15, 2026
8.5

Knull #1

By: Al Ewing, Juanan Ramirez
Released: Jan 14, 2026

RETURN OF THE KING! Weakened from his last death, trapped by the enemy he never expected, the God of the Void waits in a cage once again. His captors think Knull has nothing to fight back with -- but in Knull's hands, nothing is a weapon. And there's a greater weapon out there, waiting for the King in Black to take it... and take his revenge.

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orbisstelassis rated Ultimates #20 Jan 15, 2026
10

Ultimates #20

By: Deniz Camp, Juan Frigeri
Released: Jan 14, 2026

THE FIRE AND THE (SERGEANT) FURY! Following up on the darkly brilliant ULTIMATE UNIVERSE: ONE YEAR IN…the Maker's Council's army of Nick Fury LMDs comes back into play! Secrets of the Fury program - and of H.A.N.D. - will be revealed!

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orbisstelassis reviewed DC K.O. #3 Jan 15, 2026
4.5

I'd love this so much better if it weren't yet another all-the-marbles, multiverse-ending SAGA.

Like: if the series was our favourite heroes doing a wrestling match for charity, the way they once did an Arkham vs. Blackgate baseball match.

Oh...and if the writers were writing based on actual power scales rather than the dull plot armour that lets a normie like the Joker get more

DC K.O. #3

By: Scott Snyder, Javi Fernandez
Released: Jan 14, 2026

IT'S TAG-TEAM TIME! As the Omega Tournament reaches its endgame, the final eight combatants are put to the ultimate test–confronted with a decades-long stay in their own personal hell! Emotions run high as heroes falter, villains revel, and the Heart of Apokolips eyes its new King Omega. In the end, only the final four will remain…

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10

Absolute Green Lantern #8

By: Al Ewing, Jahnoy Lindsay
Released: Nov 5, 2025

Who is Jo Mullein? The wielder of the green power reveals her deepest secrets…as her ex-wife decides whether to help her or turn her in.

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10

Absolute Green Lantern #9

By: Al Ewing, Sid Kotian
Released: Dec 3, 2025

Somewhere in Coast City, Jo Mullein is babysitting a comatose Hal Jordan… at her ex-wife’s place. Awkward doesn’t cover it. Meanwhile, Agents Simon Baz and Kari Limbo are getting closer to the mysteries of Evergreen—and so is Hector Hammond and his top assassin…the man called Nemesis!

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10

Absolute Green Lantern #10

By: Al Ewing, Sid Kotian
Released: Jan 7, 2026

Jo Mullein finds herself in the crosshairs of the bounty hunter Goldface!

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orbisstelassis reviewed Nemesis: Forever #5 Jan 12, 2026
2.5

The artist worked hard and deserves the few points they get for putting a shine on this infantile trash.

Stay dead, for fuck's sake.

Nemesis: Forever #5

By: Mark Millar, Matteo Scalera
Released: Jan 7, 2026

The Nemesis trilogy concludes with this extra-sized finale as the final fate of the character and our world is revealed and we find out if FBI agent Kitty Tepper manages to destroy him from inside his gang.

The most outrageous finale of all time!

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orbisstelassis rated Venom #251 Jan 8, 2026
10

Venom #251

By: Al Ewing, Paco Medina
Released: Nov 12, 2025

BREAK THE STREAK! Doc Ock is back - as Director of Operations for S.C.A.R.! And he's got the all-new Toxin in his sights! Luke Cage isn't happy - but will New York's Mayor choose to side with human law...or symbiote justice? Plus - MJ gets a new gig! Venom gets a new look! And the rollicking return of Blue Streak!

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orbisstelassis rated Venom #252 Jan 8, 2026
10

Venom #252

By: Al Ewing, Paco Medina
Released: Dec 3, 2025

THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! Venom has a brand-new red-and-blue suit - and a brand new name to go with it! How will the people of New York react when they find out that the city's newest Spider-Man is the SYMBIOTE they love to loathe? Luke Cage and Otto Octavius are ready to debate the matter - with their fists! PLUS: A bonus tale of the origin of an even ...

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orbisstelassis rated Venom #253 Jan 8, 2026
10

Venom #253

By: Al Ewing, Carlos Gomez
Released: Jan 7, 2026

MASQUE MAKES HER MOVE! Madame Masque wants Venom out of her way - one way or the other. And somehow, she's found out who's under the goo. With all the power of A.I.M. in her golden glove, she's turning the screws on the world's strangest roommates...but will the goosome twosome squish under the pressure? Or is Madame Masque waking up the monster wi...

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orbisstelassis reviewed Amazing Spider-Man #19 Jan 8, 2026
5.0

It's witty and charming, and the art sings. But I really couldn't care less about the space opera Kelly is building in the background, Hellgate is just this decade's Morlun, and the writing really needs to let Peter remember he had a long, rich, full life after his Uncle Ben died.

May spent most of his life as his sole parent! Did she make no impact on him at all?

Amazing Spider-Man #19

By: Joe Kelly, Pepe Larraz
Released: Jan 7, 2026

SPIDEY VS. HELLGATE, ROUND TWO! The spacefaring SPIDER-MAN heads back to Earth - only to find HELLGATE standing in his way! Spider-Man's finally strong enough to beat the most powerful foe he's ever faced…right?!

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Afre - Jan 9, 2026

I mean, doesn't issue 4 answer that question? Or 16?

orbisstelassis reviewed Ultimates #19 Jan 1, 2026
9.5

Your Vision GNC AF

Ultimates #19

By: Deniz Camp, Juan Frigeri
Released: Dec 31, 2025

STUNG BY THE WASP! It's the Ultimate Betrayal! Wasp has been a double agent for the Maker's Council in the name of protecting her family…but now, with the Maker emerging, her treachery must be answered for!

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orbisstelassis added Ultimates (2024) to their pull list Jan 1, 2026

Ultimates (2024)

THE ULTIMATES RETURN TO GREATNESS! Spinning out of Jonathan Hickman and Stefano Caselli's ULTIMATE UNIVERSE #1, rising stars Deniz Camp (CHILDREN OF THE VAULT, 20th Century Men) and Juan Frigeri (INVINCIBLE IRON MAN) assemble an all-new team of ULTIMATES in a series that kicks off the next chapter of the new Ultimate line. Six months ago, Tony Star...

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orbisstelassis reviewed Ultimate Endgame #1 Dec 31, 2025
9.5

You all got that Immortus is another alt version of Tony Stark, right?

Ultimate Endgame #1

By: Deniz Camp, Terry Dodson
Released: Dec 31, 2025

ENDGAME HAS ARRIVED! The moment that has been building since the beginning of the new Ultimate Universe! Spinning out of Deniz Camp and Juan Frigeri's ULTIMATES comes the culmination of ULTIMATE INVASION… Two (thousand) years have passed in the Ultimate Universe, but inside the City, the Maker has had thousands of years to prepare for his return!...

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orbisstelassis reviewed Sleep #7 Dec 24, 2025
10

Comic of the year, I gotta say.

Sleep #7

By: Zander Cannon
Released: Dec 24, 2025

When Jonathan Reason falls asleep, he becomes...something terrible. Captured by scientists at a lab after inadvertently weakening his alter ego, Jon begins hatching a plan to escape, only to hear about a possible cure.

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orbisstelassis reviewed Wonder Woman #28 Dec 21, 2025
1.0

Well, that sure was a fun arc of "Wonder Woman Spearheads Operation Enduring Occupation"

Wonder Woman #28

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Dec 17, 2025

The best-laid plans of Mouse Man have gone awry! With Wonder Woman inspiring an island of people to revolt against their captor, his reign has reached its end. But never underestimate a desperate man, especially one who was once a punchline! Can Wonder Woman and her child survive his wrath?

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Hex reviewed Absolute Batman Annual: 2025 Oct 30, 2025
10

Man, Gabe's bad opinions are so strong he is getting two reviews.

Absolute Batman Annual: 2025

By: Daniel Warren Johnson
Released: Oct 29, 2025

Some of the biggest names in comics take a turn in the Absolute Universe! Daniel Warren Johnson and James Harren tell tales from Absolute Batman’s early days! How did Bruce acquire his batmobile? And what was it like for Black Mask’s party animals when Batman first hit the scene?

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MrGabeHernandez - Oct 31, 2025

So nice, it had to be counted twice

orbisstelassis reviewed Batman #162 Nov 17, 2025
1.5

More like "shut TF up", am I right

Batman #162

By: Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee
Released: Nov 12, 2025

"H2SH" with Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee Part 5! Batman versus the Bat-Family! Whose side are you on?

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10

Absolute Batman Annual: 2025

By: Daniel Warren Johnson
Released: Oct 29, 2025

Some of the biggest names in comics take a turn in the Absolute Universe! Daniel Warren Johnson and James Harren tell tales from Absolute Batman’s early days! How did Bruce acquire his batmobile? And what was it like for Black Mask’s party animals when Batman first hit the scene?

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orbisstelassis rated Ultimates #17 Oct 30, 2025
9.5

Ultimates #17

By: Deniz Camp, Juan Frigeri
Released: Oct 22, 2025

THE ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR? Now that the Ultimates are using the Immortus Engine to its full capacity, Doom's dream of the Ultimate Fantastic Four may finally be realized…

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orbisstelassis liked this:
10

Holy peak, Batman. Let me get this out of the way really quickly. Harren and McClaren both did really good jobs here and I liked what they gave us here. That said, Johnson knocked it out of the park with the main story. That story, on its own, gets a 10/10 for me. Warren and McClaren's stories were just gravy. Batman hitting a One Winged Angel was just insane and I loved it so much. The story as a more

Absolute Batman Annual: 2025

By: Daniel Warren Johnson
Released: Oct 29, 2025

Some of the biggest names in comics take a turn in the Absolute Universe! Daniel Warren Johnson and James Harren tell tales from Absolute Batman’s early days! How did Bruce acquire his batmobile? And what was it like for Black Mask’s party animals when Batman first hit the scene?

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Screaming Enigma - Oct 29, 2025

Oh, I've been anticipating that happening since the book was first announced. Luckily, the averages I've seen, so far, are great. Hateful people won't be able to hold down how great this book is.

daspidaboy - Nov 3, 2025

What's honestly crazy is DWJ is on par or very near consistent with how Scot Snyder's writing is for Absolute Batman. I will dare even say this is my favorite annual of all time

2.5

Deeply disappointed in this one. Between the awkward character posing, jarring pacing, lack of backgrounds, and panels CRAMMED with expository dialogue, vague waffling and cliches...this was a premise that could have gone somewhere, and it's sad to see it turn out so mediocre.

Don't Forget Your Briefcase #4

By: Eliot Rahal, Phillip Sevy
Released: Oct 15, 2025

Assassins, coverups, and incarceration—oh, my! Elmo finds himself in jail with Colonel Honken, who is currently suffering through a pretty bleak identity crisis. Meanwhile, the President meets with the man who killed her predecessor. It’s a jam-packed issue where each character has to confront the unpleasant reality they thought they knew. Plus...

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orbisstelassis reviewed Wonder Woman #26 Oct 15, 2025
1.0

2 YEARS of this tedious bullshit.

Fire this talentless idiot already.

Wonder Woman #26

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Oct 15, 2025

Now that Etta, Emilie, and baby Lyssa have been saved, Wonder Woman sets her sights on rescuing a whole society. After meeting the feline renegades hoping to fight back against Mouse Man’s regime, Diana is inspired to join them and take the dictator down for good. Mouse Man knows not what he’s up against!

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orbisstelassis rated Venom #250 Oct 4, 2025
10

Venom #250

By: Al Ewing, Terry Dodson
Released: Oct 1, 2025

THE RETURN OF KNULL!!! Mary Jane Watson is finally in the swing of things as the new Venom host, using their powers in all-new ways to be the hero the symbiote never knew it could be! But as she cleans up the streets of New York, she remains blissfully unaware of the strands of darkness leading off into the darkness of the void. Knull, the creator ...

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10

Absolute Green Lantern #7

By: Al Ewing, Riley Rossmo
Released: Oct 1, 2025

How far out is the world that's coming? From across the depths of space, the Blackstars are turning their attention towards Earth... and only Tomar Restands in their way.

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orbisstelassis rated Absolute Evil #1 Oct 1, 2025
9.0

Absolute Evil #1

By: Al Ewing, Giuseppe Camuncoli
Released: Oct 1, 2025

The emergence of superheroes has caught the attention of the world…and it’s certainly caught the attention of the people who run it. Ra’s al Ghul, Veronica Cale, Elenore Thawne, Hector Hammond, and the mysterious “Joker” have worked at cross-purposes until now, but this growing threat requires new ways of thinking…and new partnerships. ...

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