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orbisstelassis reviewed Two-Face #5 Apr 2, 2025
9.5

Splendid issue. Really hoping Ward gets to come back for another round!

Two-Face #5

By: Christian Ward, Fabio Veras
Released: Apr 2, 2025

Roll the dice and Die. As Good Harvey struggles to keep Bad Harvey in check, a mysterious and dangerous new villain storms the Gotham underground, prompting Two-Face's closest ally to step up as the new face of the White Church. Meanwhile, Harvey's fight for control-and redemption-takes a deadly turn.

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orbisstelassis reviewed All-New Venom #5 Apr 2, 2025
10

Mary-Jane Watson as Venom? I loved it before and I love it again. Let's fuckin' GO

All-New Venom #5

By: Al Ewing, Carlos Gomez
Released: Apr 2, 2025

WHO IS THE ALL-NEW VENOM...REVEALED?!

When all the red herrings have been weeded out - who's left? The clues have been in front of you the whole time - and by the end of this issue, you WILL know the name of the ALL-NEW VENOM...but with M.O.D.O.K. out for symbiote blood, you might just be identifying the corpse!

RATED T+

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orbisstelassis reviewed Immortal Thor #22 Apr 2, 2025
9.5

I loved it! It ws much better than CATS. I'm going to read it again and again...

Immortal Thor #22

By: Al Ewing, Jan Bazaldua
Released: Apr 2, 2025

LOST IN UTGARD!

•  Thor had made his way to Utgard - and there waited the Utgard-Loki, who the Odinson had never yet defeated.
•  And with the Elder Trickster stood his pantheon...beginning with NRGL, Lord of Murder-in-Darkness. He who was his own place of power.
•  This is the story of the IMMORTAL THOR...and the Unfor...

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orbisstelassis reviewed The Kids #1 Apr 1, 2025
1.5

Another wet fart of edgy violence and "one cynical character lectures the terrified normies on how dumb they are" from Ennis.

Retire already, jackass.

The Kids #1

By: Garth Ennis, Dalibor Talajic
Released: Mar 26, 2025

Every parent thinks their kids grow up too quickly... but not like this. In one bewildering, terrifying instant, every child below the age of one disappears-to be replaced by creatures beyond their mothers & fathers' understanding. What happened to the kids? Who are these deranged, hyper-violent adults who've taken their places? One horrifie...

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orbisstelassis reviewed Batman #158 Mar 31, 2025
2.5

Just retire already, Jeph.

Batman #158

By: Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee
Released: Mar 26, 2025

THE HOTLY ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO THE SMASH-HIT STORYLINE! Jeph Loeb! Jim Lee! An all-new epic saga begins here. Hush returns!

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9.0

Stunning and timely opening. Looking forward to seeing more.

Universal Monsters: The Mummy #1

By: Faith Erin Hicks, Lee Loughridge
Released: Mar 26, 2025

Mini-Series Premiere. An Eisner Award-winning superstar resurrects one of cinema's most iconic monsters. Award-winning creator Faith Erin Hicks presents a stunning new vision of the seminal horror film like you've never seen before. Helen Grosvenor is a woman born to two worlds and belonging in neither, forever haunted by a cursed encounter ...

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10

Galaxy: The Prettiest Star OGN

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Jess Taylor
Released: May 18, 2022

Every day in Taylor Barzelay's life might seem perfect...but every day is torture. Taylor is actually the Galaxy Crowned, an alien princess from the planet Cyandii, and one of the few survivors of an intergalactic war. For six long, painful years, Taylor has accepted her duty to remain in hiding as a boy on Earth. But that all changes when Taylor m...

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orbisstelassis rated Hawkgirl #6 Mar 30, 2025
9.0

Hawkgirl #6

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Dec 20, 2023

Stranded in a Vulpecula-controlled Nth World, Hawkgirl is on a desperate hunt for Galaxy and a way home. But the Galaxy she finds is not at all the one she expected! Forced to fight her best friend for the fate of two dimensions, Hawkgirl must make an impossible choice--one that will define her future forever!

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orbisstelassis rated Hawkgirl #5 Mar 30, 2025
9.0

Hawkgirl #5

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Nov 22, 2023

Vulpecula is trying to influence Hawkgirl's future by making bargains in her past, forcing Kendra to navigate a maze of her lowest moments! Can Kendra stop Vulpecula from picking loose all the threads of her history? Or will the tapestry of Hawkgirl's life finally unravel altogether?!

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orbisstelassis rated Hawkgirl #4 Mar 30, 2025
9.5

Hawkgirl #4

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Hiikariin
Released: Oct 18, 2023

GUEST-STARRING SUPERGIRL AND STEEL! Hawkgirl and Galaxy were looking forward to taking a break from super-heroics for an afternoon. Vulpecula isn't about to let that happen, and promptly puts the entire city of Metropolis in danger! Steel and Supergirl are on hand to join the fight, but can our high-flying heroines handle...a gigantic, fire-breathi...

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orbisstelassis rated Hawkgirl #3 Mar 30, 2025
9.0

Hawkgirl #3

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Sep 20, 2023

IT'S HAWKS VERSUS OWLS AS KENDRA SOARS TO GOTHAM! Batman may have discovered a clue about Hawkgirl's new foe, and she's brought Galaxy and Argus as backup. Hawkgirl will need all the help she can get as she tangles with the Croc Bloc street gang moments after arriving, only to rise to the skies and face the Court of Owls and a small army of Talons!

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orbisstelassis rated Hawkgirl #1 Mar 30, 2025
10

Hawkgirl #1

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Jul 19, 2023

Kendra Saunders, the winged warrior better known as Hawkgirl, has been one of the DCU’s greatest heroes for a long time, serving as a member of both the Justice League and the Justice Society. But with the Justice League disbanded, Kendra decides she needs a fresh start and heads to Metropolis to begin a new life. That life is quickly interrupted...

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orbisstelassis rated Hawkgirl #2 Mar 30, 2025
9.0

Hawkgirl #2

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Aug 16, 2023

Hawkgirl’s made a new enemy, but also a new friend. Is Metropolis’s A-Town neighborhood big enough for the both of them? And will Galaxy discover the connection between Hawkgirl’s Nth metal wings and Vulpecula’s plans before it’s too late?

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Screaming Enigma reviewed Hawkgirl #2 Aug 17, 2023
7.5

If the first issue didn't get enough undeserved hate, I knew this was gonna get bombed the second Galaxy said "trans." Does this issue feature a lot of Galaxy? Yes, but that doesn't make this issue bad. I said this in my review of Issue 1 and it still reigns true here. This is not the best book out there right now, but it's still an entertaining read. I liked Kendra and Galaxy's interactions throu more

Hawkgirl #2

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Aug 16, 2023

Hawkgirl’s made a new enemy, but also a new friend. Is Metropolis’s A-Town neighborhood big enough for the both of them? And will Galaxy discover the connection between Hawkgirl’s Nth metal wings and Vulpecula’s plans before it’s too late?

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Screaming Enigma - Aug 18, 2023

Plus, I don't think we really know anything about Katherine, specifically her strength in this case. Either way, it's not something I think deserves a bunch of outrage currently.

Screaming Enigma - Aug 18, 2023

@ Tron, I can agree with you there. I think less people would be upset if DC had promoted it that way instead, but I also don't think this just being called "Hawkgirl" means it deserves some of the hate it's getting. That's just my opinion, at least.

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Toonstrack reviewed Hawkgirl #2 Aug 19, 2023
7.5

I liked this issue better than the first one, I like how much focus is being put on Kendras internal feelings and thoughts... but I'd like for more answers with the next issue, but lot is happening but the direction isn't clear yet.

Hawkgirl #2

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Aug 16, 2023

Hawkgirl’s made a new enemy, but also a new friend. Is Metropolis’s A-Town neighborhood big enough for the both of them? And will Galaxy discover the connection between Hawkgirl’s Nth metal wings and Vulpecula’s plans before it’s too late?

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7.5

Hawkgirl #2

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Aug 16, 2023

Hawkgirl’s made a new enemy, but also a new friend. Is Metropolis’s A-Town neighborhood big enough for the both of them? And will Galaxy discover the connection between Hawkgirl’s Nth metal wings and Vulpecula’s plans before it’s too late?

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Bruno Mael rated Hawkgirl #2 Aug 16, 2023
8.0

Hawkgirl #2

By: Jadzia Axelrod, Amancay Nahuelpan
Released: Aug 16, 2023

Hawkgirl’s made a new enemy, but also a new friend. Is Metropolis’s A-Town neighborhood big enough for the both of them? And will Galaxy discover the connection between Hawkgirl’s Nth metal wings and Vulpecula’s plans before it’s too late?

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orbisstelassis commented on this:

Why the hell is this site still including reviews by Gabe Hernandez?

The guy literally gives EVERY single comic a low score. He single handidly is bringing down the averages of several great series on this site. His reviews read like rage bait in order to drive up hits on his page.

The guy is a hack, and this site loses credibility by including his reviews.

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Absolute Martian Manhunter #1

By: Deniz Camp, Javier Rodriguez
Released: Mar 26, 2025

DENIZ CAMP AND JAVIER RODRIGUEZ TRANSFORM THE ABSOLUTE UNIVERSE! Beyond Mars...beyond physical form...beyond Human Understanding...all that's left is the ultimate alien: the Absolute Martian Manhunter!

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Weird Science Jim - Mar 30, 2025

just ignore them! There are plenty of sites and reviewers that never go below an 8 (which has more to do with keeping review copies than being honest), so go and read those. I gave up doing written reviews because of stuff like this - i prefer reviewing comics on podcasts with multiple people to get more of a varied discussion (kind of like what you said earlier). BTW, I do find positive reviews are rarely called out for lack of substance just because they are positive. (2/2)

Amoebas - Mar 31, 2025

I'm new here and have no problem with a neg review as long as it's explained. The same should be true in reverse. I see a lot of 10 reviews without a single word to explain why. I'm not going to but I really would want to blindly rate 1's just to counter them.

6.5

It's fine. Pretty funny in places, has some heart and emotional honesty in other places. It's not my thing, but I get what they were going for with it.

In an industry that's still publishing Mark Millar and Garth Ennis with barely any editorial oversight, putting out something that's funny-gross instead of just gross is a win in my book.

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Harley Quinn: Fartacular - Silent Butt Deadly #1

By: Joanne Starer, Ted Brandt
Released: Mar 26, 2025

CALLING ALL SICKOS--THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! I've been holding in all my very worst bits of bubble guts for the last 32 years, and it's all been leading up to this epic expulsion! Your nose will never be the same! You'll gag, you'll cry, you'll feel things you ain't never felt before! This fine publication is a celebration of all things passed, pre-sce...

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10

This is the comic treatment that Martian Manhunter deserves. Can't wait for more!

Absolute Martian Manhunter #1

By: Deniz Camp, Javier Rodriguez
Released: Mar 26, 2025

DENIZ CAMP AND JAVIER RODRIGUEZ TRANSFORM THE ABSOLUTE UNIVERSE! Beyond Mars...beyond physical form...beyond Human Understanding...all that's left is the ultimate alien: the Absolute Martian Manhunter!

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orbisstelassis rated Ultimate X-Men #13 Mar 20, 2025
9.5

Ultimate X-Men #13

By: Peach Momoko
Released: Mar 19, 2025

THE MUTANT NEW WORLD ORDER
The start of the second year of ULTIMATE X-MEN! Chaos erupts as former Children of the Atom rise up against the society that used and abused them, just as tension between Armor and Maystorm comes to a head in an explosive confrontation!

Rated T+

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10

The Power Fantasy #7

By: Kieron Gillen, Caspar Wijngaard
Released: Mar 19, 2025

1989: a popular year with Taylor Swift fans. In THE POWER FANTASY, we have a different Queen, and she nearly killed us all. We finally reveal the horror of the Second Summer of Love.

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orbisstelassis rated The Deviant #9 Mar 20, 2025
10

The Deviant #9

By: James Tynion IV, Joshua Hixson
Released: Mar 19, 2025

MINISERIES FINALE Fifty years ago, circumstantial evidence was enough to convict the man locked behind bars as the original Deviant Killer. Now, as history threatens to repeat itself, Derek will stop at nothing to clear his boyfriend’s name. Because Derek knows the truth behind the new Deviant Killer…and the new Deviant Killer knows that Derek ...

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orbisstelassis reviewed West Coast Avengers #5 Mar 13, 2025
1.5

When "Fall of X" was happening people excused this level of writing as being a result of Duggan being rushed, since editorial had moved the schedule up by a few months.

Since "Fall of X" is no longer happening, and his writing is still this level of horrendous, we really have to face it: he's just a piss-poor writer, and has an unhealthy obsession with Nazi Steve.

West Coast Avengers #5

By: Gerry Duggan, Danny Kim
Released: Mar 12, 2025

FLAG-SMASHER RETURNS!
Steve Rogers' dark double takes on the West Coast Avengers, and he's out for blood. Can Iron Man and War Machine's ragtag team survive a villain who nearly conquered the whole world?
RATED T+

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orbisstelassis reviewed Ultimates #10 Mar 12, 2025
10

So glad there's a writer at Marvel who knows the truth: there's no better Nazi than a dead Nazi!

Ultimates #10

By: Deniz Camp, Juan Frigeri
Released: Mar 5, 2025

NAMOR AND THE RED SKULL!
Captain America and the Human Torch lead a team to recruit their old comrade - Namor! But they'll have to get through the Red Skull Gang first!
RATED T+

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orbisstelassis reviewed Iron Man #2 Feb 24, 2025
9.0

This book is great! Gabe Hernandez is a silly dumbass who thinks being edgy will get his shitty website attention.

Iron Man #2

By: Spencer Ackerman, Julius Ohta
Released: Nov 27, 2024

MAN VS. MONGER!

The return of the Iron Monger! Roxxon's revealed their latest C-suite recruit. Who's in the suit? And does the appearance of the new armor have anything to do with the absolute destruction of every. Single. One. Of Tony's own suits? Forced back to basics in an offline clunker, Iron Man's reduced to raw firepower and sheer ...

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Babsgirl rated Wonder Woman #18 Feb 19, 2025
1.0

Wonder Woman #18

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Feb 19, 2025

WONDER WOMAN REJOINS THE FIGHT! After the birth of her daughter, Diana finally returns to the battlefield ready to take down those who dared to harm her Wonder Girls. To take down Sovereign's formidable general, Grail, she must call upon her friend turned foe...The Cheetah!

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Sue_Storm rated Wonder Woman #18 Feb 19, 2025
1.0

Wonder Woman #18

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Feb 19, 2025

WONDER WOMAN REJOINS THE FIGHT! After the birth of her daughter, Diana finally returns to the battlefield ready to take down those who dared to harm her Wonder Girls. To take down Sovereign's formidable general, Grail, she must call upon her friend turned foe...The Cheetah!

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mego-joe reviewed Wonder Woman #18 Feb 19, 2025
4.0

Well, Daniel Sampere continues to deliver great art on Wonder Woman. This issue feels a little stronger than most of this run, Diana feels like she’s featured more than most issues. However, that’s not saying much. It’s a classic case of “too little, too late” to improve the overall assessment of Tom King’s run on the character. Too much of the issue relies on buying into Tom King more

Wonder Woman #18

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Feb 19, 2025

WONDER WOMAN REJOINS THE FIGHT! After the birth of her daughter, Diana finally returns to the battlefield ready to take down those who dared to harm her Wonder Girls. To take down Sovereign's formidable general, Grail, she must call upon her friend turned foe...The Cheetah!

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Quinn - Feb 19, 2025

Good review. And is it just me who thinks basically nothing happens. Diana starts at the gates of the White House and ends with her at the front door. King did the same thing in his Batman run, have Bats at Arkham’s walls ends with him at the door. Or I could be wrong.

mego-joe - Feb 20, 2025

Diana hasn’t done much at all in this whole run. She actually does more in this issue than the entire run. Normally she just waits…. In this issue she actually took the fight to Sovereign. But, she’s done nothing to find Emilie. Was she mind controlled or seeking revenge? King’s totally dropped that story element.

orbisstelassis reviewed Two-Face #3 Feb 6, 2025
10

CJ Ward's writing is nothing short of impressive.

Two-Face #3

By: Christian Ward, Fabio Veras
Released: Feb 5, 2025

CAN GOOD HARVEY OUTSMART BAD HARVEY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE? When Scarface is kidnapped, Gotham's underworld is thrown into chaos. Is this an isolated incident or the work of the Shadow Hand that Harvey's been tracking of late? Only Two-Face can bring order to the proceedings, but the culprit isn't another mob boss or criminal mastermind--it's a once-...

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