This made me laugh…I don’t get this book either.
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Ah yes, the best quality DC comic of the week getting GH'd.
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Absolute Green Arrow #6
By: Pornsak Pichetshote, Rafael Albuquerque
Released: October 21, 2026
Green Arrow. Black Canary. Solomon Grundy. Hector Hammond. Their paths violently converge in a bloody finale one of them won’t walk away from as the identity of the Green Arrow Killer is finally revealed. But it’s only the first of many surprising revelations as the stage is set for the next audacious chapter in the saga of the newly extended Absol...
6.5
Have to agree - this was a promising series that got cut off too short (sadly common in today's marketplace across multiple media types). Even getting to see Naomi a few years down the road, healed and changed, might have been helpful.
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Did You Hear About Mimi Green? #4
By: Connor Goldsmith, Josh Cornillon
Released: October 21, 2026
Mimi Green came to Answers to escape a scandal, but now she must escape Answers with her life! With the world in flux and the Sour Creature's deeper nature revealed, only accepting the truth and choking it down can set Mimi and her surviving comrades free. But have they bitten off more than they can chew? It all ends in blood, one way or another! ...
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3.0
The art is good. Pepe Larraz never disappoints.
The rest of it... this might be the worst centenial issue. 900 was bad, at least 1000 looks better. Peter has gone through so much character assassination for the last 100 issues, i want to know why Marvel hates him do much. Peter Parker used to be a great hero, i have loved Spiderman since i was a kid in 90s but seeing this husk of a char
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Amazing Spider-Man #1000
By: Joe Kelly, Pepe Larraz
Released: September 30, 2026
THE BIGGEST ISSUE IN AMAZING SPIDER-HISTORY! Spider-Man faces his greatest fear and his most frightening new villain in decades...RAVAGE! Plus, some of the greatest creative minds on Earth honor one thousand issues of THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! NOAH HAWLEY (Alien: Earth, Fargo, LEGION) makes his comic book debut, Frank Miller and Peach Momoko collabor...
3.0
It really doesn't make sense after all that business with Hellgate to just introduce another Hellgate who's roughly as interesting to look at (i.e. not at all). Add into it the One-More-Day-like element of "Aunt May injured" and "memories at risk" and it feels like a bad retread of some of the worst elements of modern Spidey.
The issue as a whole earns a 3 for Noah Hawley's story, which
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Amazing Spider-Man #1000
By: Joe Kelly, Pepe Larraz
Released: September 30, 2026
THE BIGGEST ISSUE IN AMAZING SPIDER-HISTORY! Spider-Man faces his greatest fear and his most frightening new villain in decades...RAVAGE! Plus, some of the greatest creative minds on Earth honor one thousand issues of THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! NOAH HAWLEY (Alien: Earth, Fargo, LEGION) makes his comic book debut, Frank Miller and Peach Momoko collabor...
8.0
VenoMJ, I'm going to miss you. I think the misogynists in the fandom did you dirty.
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Venom #262
By: Al Ewing, Carlos Gomez
Released: September 30, 2026
WHO IS THE NEW ALL-VENOM? Mary Jane Watson is Venom... and so is everybody else! VENOMWORLD LIVES! But the war between Knull and Hela just ended -- and even Eight Billion Venoms might not be enough to beat the winner! It's the strangest adventure yet for the World's Strangest Roommates... but is the lease finally up?
9.0
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Absolute Green Lantern #17
By: Al Ewing, Sid Kotian
Released: August 5, 2026
Sinestro’s might has overwhelmed Jo Mullein and Tomar Re! Can the two anomalies overcome his brutal onslaught, or will they be lost to Oa and become one with Mu?
4.5
Oh no, they killed off...that guy we met two issues ago!
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Absolute Batman #23
By: Scott Snyder, Nick Dragotta
Released: August 12, 2026
In a climactic showdown, Batman is forced to battle an unyielding enemy in not just the Robins but in himself. More than one dead character signals a call for help…and a symbol of hopelessness as more friends become enemies.
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Queen In Black #1
By: Al Ewing, Iban Coello
Released: July 22, 2026
HEL ON EARTH! On the farthest edges of the solar system, KNULL, GOD OF THE VOID, builds a brand-new army to destroy Earth...but HELA OF ASGARD might have gotten there first - as she makes planetfall with a legion of the galaxy's deadliest symbiotes! Two of the most powerful evils in the galaxy are at war...and the SON OF VENOM is caught right in th...
7.5
It's a solid ending, but I wish we could have seen more of the survivors. And unfortunately Audrey's heel turn was still wayy too sudden and jarring
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Exquisite Corpses #13
By: James Tynion IV, Michael Walsh
Released: May 27, 2026
Twelve killers were dropped into Oak Valley on Halloween night to determine the fate of the country. Now, dawn breaks and winner takes all as the final battle draws to a close. Who will survive…and what will be left of them? The first season of the breakout horror phenomenon concludes with blood and glory from multiple Eisner Award winner James Tyn...
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Wolverine: Weapons Of Armageddon (2026)
ARMAGEDDON STRIKES THE MARVEL UNIVERSE! Superstar writer Chip Zdarsky and dynamic artist Luca Maresca kick off a game-changing new saga! When an old acquaintance drags Logan into the search for a new abducted mutant subject, the terrifying methods of the defunct Weapon X program are revealed to be alive and well. As Wolverine follows the scent of t...
Wolverine: Weapons Of Armageddon (2026)
ARMAGEDDON STRIKES THE MARVEL UNIVERSE! Superstar writer Chip Zdarsky and dynamic artist Luca Maresca kick off a game-changing new saga! When an old acquaintance drags Logan into the search for a new abducted mutant subject, the terrifying methods of the defunct Weapon X program are revealed to be alive and well. As Wolverine follows the scent of t...
10
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Absolute Green Arrow #1
By: Pornsak Pichetshote, Rafael Albuquerque
Released: May 20, 2026
A serial killer is slaughtering corrupt billionaires. The only clue to his identity is the mysterious green arrows sticking out of his victims’ corpses. Executive protection specialist Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Absolute Black Canary, is one of the people tasked to uncover this murderer’s identity as she investigates her suspects…all familiar DC archers u...
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Absolute Martian Manhunter #11
By: Deniz Camp, Javier Rodriguez
Released: May 13, 2026
As relationships and reality crumble around him, John comes face-to-face with the Agency’s mysterious boss!
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Ultimates #23
By: Deniz Camp, Stipan Morian
Released: April 29, 2026
THOR AND THE FLAMES OF ASGARD! Thor and Sif join the war on the Maker in this grand epic! Thor's deal with Surtur comes to fruition, and each page is a masterpiece in its own right!
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Justice League: Intergalactic Special #1
By: Jadzia Axelrod, Travis G. Moore
Released: April 29, 2026
The planet Naltor and the Green Lanterns that protect it fall under the spell of the wretched Witch Queen, who harnesses the planet’s dream energy in hopes of taking over all that lies beyond. But have no fear, Star Sapphire’s assembled team of Justice Leaguers will no doubt liberate them all! Except, well, Green Arrow sure does hate space. And Ada...
3.5
STOP
GIVING
THIS
IDIOT
WRITING
JOBS
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Batman / Wonder Woman: Truth #1
By: Jeph Loeb, Jim Cheung
Released: April 29, 2026
Batman and Wonder Woman team up for a classic caper brought to you by superstar talent writer Jeph Loeb (Batman, Superman/Batman) and artist Jim Cheung (Justice League)! The Lasso of Truth has been stolen, and the Caped Crusader and Amazon Princess race to ensure a safe return before it falls into the wrong hands. You won’t want to miss the afterma...
2.5
Why does every character look like a melted barbie doll, and where the hell are their pupils?!
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Tigress Island #1
By: Patrick Kindlon, EPHK
Released: March 11, 2026
MINISERIES PREMIERE From PATRICK KINDLON (GEHENNA) and EPHK (HARPY). A group of down-on-their-luck actresses are kidnapped to an island prison run by a sadistic female warden. Working together is their only chance of escape, but trust issues abound! Action-adventure inspired by exploitation films. Ridiculously fun. Seriously sexy.
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Sleep #8
By: Zander Cannon
Released: March 4, 2026
MINISERIES FINALE
When Jonathan Reason falls asleep, he becomes...something terrible. Taking the unfinished pill that was supposed to cure his curse leaves Jon in a twilight state, suddenly fully aware of the blood-soaked rampage he is on… as well as the reasons why.
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The Power Fantasy #16
By: Kieron Gillen, Caspar Wijngaard
Released: February 25, 2026
END OF STORY ARC
Okay, then. You win. Let’s do a fight.
4.5
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Infernal Hulk #4
By: Phillip Kennedy Johnson, Nic Klein
Released: February 25, 2026
INTO THE HULKSCAPE As the Infernal Hulk's Age of Monsters rages across the globe, the INCREDIBLE Hulk is effectively dead, his consciousness locked away in the brutal depths of the Hulkscape. But Hulk discovers he's not alone… his previous alters are locked in with him, as well as the countless victims and vessels of ELDEST. Could one of the Hulks ...
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It wouldn't be a GH if he wasn't obnoxiously bidding for attention.