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Toywe reviewed Wonder Woman #6 Feb 20, 2024
4.0

I'm sorry y'all but this run is terrible, as dull as it can be. Issue after issue after issue we basically spend time in an random events plot that's completely unexplored and just there to have an excuse to put Diana into contrived fight scenes.

King can't write to save his live. And by write, I mean literally. The dialogue, the words- The things we, as readers, are literally reading. more

Wonder Woman #6

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Feb 21, 2024

WONDER WOMAN AGAINST HER GREATEST FOES! After thwarting each threat that the Sovereign has thrown at her, he decides to bring in the biggest guns the DCU has to offer. Let the battle royale begin! Plus, the Super Sons' bedtime story goes wrong!

orbisstelassis reviewed Trinity Special #1 Jan 31, 2024
5.5

Something almost absurdly comical about a CIA spook being so out of ideas that he decides the Amazons need to have a ritual where a mother points a gun at her daughter.

The opening feature was charming but King, as always, drags it down. The sooner he's fired the better.

Trinity Special #1

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Jan 31, 2024

Featuring DC’s brightest new star, Trinity! Discover Lizzie’s earliest adventures as she takes the world of heroes by storm! Reprinting the character’s first appearance alongside hilarious tales of the little Amazon and her Super Son babysitters, this special will be an instant classic for fans old and new. Plus, a brand-new story from the al...

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Bats20832 - Feb 1, 2024

CIA King has a different worldview than those concerned about "Justice." We see here once again. But DC Comics leadership shares his worldview. So basically DC is telling us take it or leave it. And sometimes you will find a story that is not so bad.

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Softboy reviewed Trinity Special #1 Jan 30, 2024
3.5

Trinity punching Diana reminded me of that one issue in Batman / Catwoman where Helena fought Selina. Didn’t like this new story, and I stand by my theory that the Super Sons were the real stars of the backup not Trinity. $6 for essentially an extra backup is not worth it. Don’t know how you make the daughter of Wonder Woman uninteresting and unlikable, but King found a way.

Trinity Special #1

By: Tom King, Daniel Sampere
Released: Jan 31, 2024

Featuring DC’s brightest new star, Trinity! Discover Lizzie’s earliest adventures as she takes the world of heroes by storm! Reprinting the character’s first appearance alongside hilarious tales of the little Amazon and her Super Son babysitters, this special will be an instant classic for fans old and new. Plus, a brand-new story from the al...

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skullface - Jan 31, 2024

Huh, I actually kind of like Lizzie, her relationship with Jon and Damien was heartwarming.

1.0

A parade of mistakes. It was a mistake to throw Nimrod at Krakoa without thinking seriously about how that battle would go. It was a mistake to come up with a "legal argument" against a species that boils down to "they're icky and stupid and we don't like them." It was a mistake to wheel out Dr. Gregor again and highlight how little has been done to develop her character outside of 'dead husband, more

Fall of the House of X #1

By: Gerry Duggan, Lucas Werneck
Released: Jan 3, 2024

KRAKOA HAS JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT!
Mutantkind has never had a greater fall. From the highs of Krakoa - their own glorious nation, a place where they were safe and happy - to the lowest of lows. Outlawed, hunted, killed, most of their kind missing or dead, and now, one their greatest leaders, Cyclops, is on trial facing a death penalty. Ready or n...

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