People like that are entitled to a voice but that doesn't mean we have to be subject to it. Glad that got solved. Reading issue 6 of Venom right now!
orbisstelassis reviewed Ultimates #12 May 21, 2025
This book continues to be stunning in its audacity and fascinating in its originality.
Gabe Hernandez is a whiny clown whose "look at me look at ME" style reviews ought to be wiped from this website.
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THE ULTIMATE FRACTURE!
Dissent destroys the Ultimates as a disagreement long developing between two members of the team leads to a devastating departure!
RATED T+
orbisstelassis posted on Hex's profile May 14, 2025
CB Roundup is a better place! Masked Marvel now no longer operative 😁
People like that are entitled to a voice but that doesn't mean we have to be subject to it. Glad that got solved. Reading issue 6 of Venom right now!
orbisstelassis rated Immortal Thor #23 May 14, 2025
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GODWAR!
• The All-Father had battled to the middle of the endless city - and now he faced the beast at the center of the maze.
• Kemur, who was bull and hawk and serpent, who was fire and the sword, now faced Thor Odinson...and perhaps neither would survive.
• This is the story of the IMMORTAL THOR...and the God of Violen...
orbisstelassis reviewed Gwenpool #1 May 14, 2025
An incredibly silly comic, but at least it knows so.
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GWENPOOL IS BACK AND MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER!
Everyone's favorite reality-twister's life is changing, becoming darker...grittier...and bringing her own brand of hyper-violent justice to a battle-strewn NYC! Who is this dark Gwenpool? And what has she got to do with the Spectacular Spider-Man? Guest-starring: Fin Fang Foom AND Jeff the Land Sha...
orbisstelassis rated One World Under Doom #4 May 14, 2025
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• Sensing vulnerability, Dormammu has attacked Earth - and only Doom stands in his way! Dormammu has banished all other heroes to a pocket dimension, leaving Doom to stand alone against the Dark Lord of Chaos.
• But on the other hand...Doom has never needed allies in order to ensure that his will is done.
• It's the ultimate sh...
orbisstelassis reviewed Ultimate X-Men #15 May 14, 2025
This is a fantastic, gorgeously drawn book, and Gabe Hernandez' shitty website needs to be booted off of Comic Book Roundup. He's clearly an attention-seeking baby trying to drive traffic to his sub-par website by adding hostile reviews to popular books, and it doesn't help that he's clearly sexist and racist to boot.
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A "NEW AGE" IS UPON US!
Witness how Hisako's journey through her inner darkness wreaks havoc on her fellow mutants and reality itself!
RATED T+
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Comicsfan1994 rated All-New Venom #6 May 7, 2025
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THE ORIGIN OF THE ALL-NEW VENOM!
Now we know WHO the All-New Venom is...the question is HOW? What happened after the events of the Venom War? Why did the symbiote choose this host - and why can't they separate? Jackpot confronts Venom - and she may not like what she finds out!
RATED T+
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Afre reviewed All-New Venom #6 May 9, 2025
Dylan remains a fiend.
I dig this. It still works for me and makes sense for me.
THE ORIGIN OF THE ALL-NEW VENOM!
Now we know WHO the All-New Venom is...the question is HOW? What happened after the events of the Venom War? Why did the symbiote choose this host - and why can't they separate? Jackpot confronts Venom - and she may not like what she finds out!
RATED T+
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Toonstrack reviewed All-New Venom #6 May 9, 2025
This issue is mostly setting up what happened between MJ and Venom and its actually kinds clever. Al Ewing has been writing venom now for a minute and his characterization of his struggle between good and evil always us a fun think to watch play out. Here its led to a new Venom host in Mary Jane, and I think she's actually doing s pretty nice job as the latest venom.
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THE ORIGIN OF THE ALL-NEW VENOM!
Now we know WHO the All-New Venom is...the question is HOW? What happened after the events of the Venom War? Why did the symbiote choose this host - and why can't they separate? Jackpot confronts Venom - and she may not like what she finds out!
RATED T+
orbisstelassis reviewed All-New Venom #6 May 13, 2025
So many things to love about this. The clever digs at the absurdity of the Jackpot device; the conflict compelling MJ to trust Venom, and the journey Venom has gone to being a creature worthy of that faith; the incredibly satisfying dressing-down of Paul (and implication that he's an emotional abuser maybe?); the table-turning so that now MJ is the one hiding a secret life from her partner and wor more
THE ORIGIN OF THE ALL-NEW VENOM!
Now we know WHO the All-New Venom is...the question is HOW? What happened after the events of the Venom War? Why did the symbiote choose this host - and why can't they separate? Jackpot confronts Venom - and she may not like what she finds out!
RATED T+
orbisstelassis reviewed X-Men #16 May 8, 2025
God what a snore.
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MEET THE ALL-NEW, ALL-DIFFERENT X-MEN?
There are mutants who call themselves X-Men in Alaska and Louisiana and Chicago. But as Cyclops' team find themselves in more than one set of crosshairs dealing with a mutant crisis in Alaska, a new group of enemies make themselves known: They are the X-Men, who are sponsored by 3K in their bid for possess...
Superman Fan reviewed Absolute Green Lantern #2 May 7, 2025
It’s better than issue #1, but I still have a lot of questions and no answers yet. Still, the art is beautiful, and I really like the theme and atmosphere of the book.
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Abin Sur has arrived, and he is here to judge all of the people of Evergreen,including Jo Mullein and Hal Jordan. But is this alien being friend or foe,and just what will his judgement bring?
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motorik rated Absolute Green Lantern #2 May 7, 2025
Abin Sur has arrived, and he is here to judge all of the people of Evergreen,including Jo Mullein and Hal Jordan. But is this alien being friend or foe,and just what will his judgement bring?
orbisstelassis reviewed Absolute Green Lantern #2 May 7, 2025
Stunning work as ever, especially in taking Jo Mullein back to her roots: the one Green Lantern who questioned authority from the start.
Abin Sur has arrived, and he is here to judge all of the people of Evergreen,including Jo Mullein and Hal Jordan. But is this alien being friend or foe,and just what will his judgement bring?
orbisstelassis reviewed Falling in Love On the Path to Hell #7 May 6, 2025
Duggan really is one of the worst damn writers in the industry right now.
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Asami and MacRaith's exploration of the island doesn't go as planned when a terrifying new player emerges from the forest: this is the first appearance of the Butcher of Caledonia! He's into rough stuff. As if the lovers' lives weren't hard enough. Mohan and his cultists are still trying to kill them, and the sabotage that prevents any escape from ...
orbisstelassis rated Assorted Crisis Events #2 Apr 27, 2025
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Slaughterhouse 9-5! What stalks the blood-soaked kill floor? A dizzying, heartbreaking, hallucinogenic trip through the endless slaughterhouse! Witness a man’s life cut up, ground down, and packaged for easy consumption! It’s another complete, done-in-one tale of time—and people—breaking down!*This message brought to you by Red Heifer Meat ...
orbisstelassis rated The Power Fantasy #8 Apr 25, 2025
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Eliza Hellbound saved the world. When written like that, it sounds like a good thing. THE POWER FANTASY finally explores what makes the ultimate good girl gone bad tick-tick-tick.
orbisstelassis reviewed Absolute Martian Manhunter #2 Apr 24, 2025
This is probably one of the best ongoing comics DC has ever published.
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IS THIS ALL JUST THOUGHTSMOKE? The other-dimensional alien consciousness calling itself the Martian continues its invasion--and transformation--of John Jones' mind! The by-the-book FBI agent has been drafted into a cosmic war that will make him question the nature of reality and test his belief in good, evil, and free will! The weirdest hero of the...
orbisstelassis reviewed Superior Avengers #1 Apr 16, 2025
I'll follow Foxe whenever he's putting together a fun team, and this is an interesting twist on the Thunderbolts dynamic. I just wish it had more room to breathe than the paltry time an event tie-in will be afforded.
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THESE AIN'T YOUR DADDY'S AVENGERS!
• And there came a day, unlike any other, when Doctor Doom ruled the world...and he needed an AVENGERS team all of his own!
• Kristoff Vernard, son of VICTOR VON DOOM, has been tasked with building the newest iteration of Earth's Mightiest Heroes!
• But who are these would-be heroes...
orbisstelassis rated Ultimates #11 Apr 9, 2025
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THE WAR FOR ASGARD! A NEW HERO APPROACHES!
• Time to topple another of the Maker's dominoes: removing LOKI from his seat of power in Asgard!
• Thor, Sif and She-Hulk journey into mystery for blood, for glory and for rebellion, and discover a surprising new ally!
RATED T+
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Afre reviewed All-New Venom #5 Apr 3, 2025
I'm not gonna pretend I love the idea. But Ewing makes the script work. And he is the guy whose work I love like 99% of the time, so I will give him a chance. You have me still on board Ewing. I wanna see what you will cook.
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WHO IS THE ALL-NEW VENOM...REVEALED?!
When all the red herrings have been weeded out - who's left? The clues have been in front of you the whole time - and by the end of this issue, you WILL know the name of the ALL-NEW VENOM...but with M.O.D.O.K. out for symbiote blood, you might just be identifying the corpse!
RATED T+
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daspidaboy reviewed All-New Venom #5 Apr 3, 2025
this was a nice twist. I also really like the art here and the dynamic between Rick Jones and the symbiote
WHO IS THE ALL-NEW VENOM...REVEALED?!
When all the red herrings have been weeded out - who's left? The clues have been in front of you the whole time - and by the end of this issue, you WILL know the name of the ALL-NEW VENOM...but with M.O.D.O.K. out for symbiote blood, you might just be identifying the corpse!
RATED T+
orbisstelassis reviewed Absolute Green Lantern #1 Apr 7, 2025
Finally, a writer I can trust with Jo Mullein (apart from NK Jemisen, obviously).
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AL EWING AND JAHNOY LINDSAY GET COSMIC IN THE ABSOLUTE UNIVERSE! Without the Corps...without the ring...without the willpower, what's left is the Absolute Green Lantern!
orbisstelassis reviewed Two-Face #5 Apr 2, 2025
Splendid issue. Really hoping Ward gets to come back for another round!
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Roll the dice and Die. As Good Harvey struggles to keep Bad Harvey in check, a mysterious and dangerous new villain storms the Gotham underground, prompting Two-Face's closest ally to step up as the new face of the White Church. Meanwhile, Harvey's fight for control-and redemption-takes a deadly turn.
orbisstelassis reviewed All-New Venom #5 Apr 2, 2025
Mary-Jane Watson as Venom? I loved it before and I love it again. Let's fuckin' GO
WHO IS THE ALL-NEW VENOM...REVEALED?!
When all the red herrings have been weeded out - who's left? The clues have been in front of you the whole time - and by the end of this issue, you WILL know the name of the ALL-NEW VENOM...but with M.O.D.O.K. out for symbiote blood, you might just be identifying the corpse!
RATED T+
orbisstelassis reviewed Immortal Thor #22 Apr 2, 2025
I loved it! It ws much better than CATS. I'm going to read it again and again...
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LOST IN UTGARD!
• Thor had made his way to Utgard - and there waited the Utgard-Loki, who the Odinson had never yet defeated.
• And with the Elder Trickster stood his pantheon...beginning with NRGL, Lord of Murder-in-Darkness. He who was his own place of power.
• This is the story of the IMMORTAL THOR...and the Unfor...
orbisstelassis reviewed The Kids #1 Apr 1, 2025
Another wet fart of edgy violence and "one cynical character lectures the terrified normies on how dumb they are" from Ennis.
Retire already, jackass.
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Every parent thinks their kids grow up too quickly... but not like this. In one bewildering, terrifying instant, every child below the age of one disappears-to be replaced by creatures beyond their mothers & fathers' understanding. What happened to the kids? Who are these deranged, hyper-violent adults who've taken their places? One horrifie...
orbisstelassis reviewed Batman #158 Mar 31, 2025
Just retire already, Jeph.
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THE HOTLY ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO THE SMASH-HIT STORYLINE! Jeph Loeb! Jim Lee! An all-new epic saga begins here. Hush returns!
orbisstelassis reviewed Universal Monsters: The Mummy #1 Mar 31, 2025
Stunning and timely opening. Looking forward to seeing more.
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Mini-Series Premiere. An Eisner Award-winning superstar resurrects one of cinema's most iconic monsters. Award-winning creator Faith Erin Hicks presents a stunning new vision of the seminal horror film like you've never seen before. Helen Grosvenor is a woman born to two worlds and belonging in neither, forever haunted by a cursed encounter ...
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