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And how wonderful it is to have Veitch's work complete. I love the idea of Abby and Swampy settling in the prehistoric era of some parallel universe before it got wiped out by the Crisis. Let the never-ending story continue somewhere far away from our lovers and their child. For me, the legend of the Swamp Thing comes to a close with this publication. A beautiful and earned finale to the saga.
Swamp Thing 1989 #4
After over three decades of anticipation, Rick Veitch’s legendary finale to the Swamp Thing saga explodes! The child is born, and Anton Arcane has slithered out of hell to claim them as his final prize. Can John Constantine and Abby’s closest friends protect their baby? Will the fate of the world be tipped into an abyss of unalloyed hatred? Or will...
The Neal Adams pencils are missed, but Bob Brown does a sufficient job. My main appreciation for this story comes from the wonderful remix done in Grant Morrison's Batman Incorporated #2 where the story is told from Talia's perspective.
Detective Comics #411
Ra's al Ghul and the first appearance of his daughter, Talia, in "Into the Den of the Death-Dealers!"
Damn good. My introduction to Enemy Ace was through Rick Veitch's Swamp Thing #83, his pathos as a character is extremely ripe for exploration. The O'Neil/Adams globe-trotting Batman is unmatched in terms of potential, and this was so much fun. The framing device of Bruce Wayne funding a film in Spain is awesome, and the final climactic dogfight is compelling. Hammer's ghost intervening on Batman' more
Detective Comics #404
When murder breaks out on a World War I movie set devoted to the story of Rittmeister Hans von Hammer, the Enemy Ace, Batman investigates and finds a modern-day "von Hammer" devoted to keeping the original's memory untarnished in his own eyes.
Not at all what I was expecting. Fascinating to see Langstrom as an ambivalent figure in his first appearance, and I like that they play into the Dracula/Werewolf schtick with his Victorian dressing (similar to how he's dressed in Batman #655), but the Jekyll/Hyde trope is avoided by reducing the counter-persona. The Blackout gang is cool, fits the theme of criminals finding novel ways to operate more
Detective Comics #400
Zoologist Kirk Langstrom is working late at the Gotham Natural History Museum putting together a bat habitat; he aims to perfect a serum that can endow people with enhanced auditory abilities via a specialized bat gland extract. Pleased with his progress, he decides to test his new formula upon himself, mutating him into Man-Bat.
Wow. Just incredible. This creative team is fantastic. The Muertos echo a twisted Thomas & Martha, their machine-like beasts are a terrifying foil for our creature of the night. The hallucinations of the Sybil flower haunt Batman with alien figures, an exorcism of the Silver Age sci-fi romps. The finale is a triumph of macabre glory, waiting for the fall that was promised on the very first page.
Detective Comics #395
Batman discovers the secret of Juan and Dolores Muerto and their secret of immortality.
Very good! Jim Starlin's art is terrific, his captions maintain a classic Marvel poetic thrum. I enjoyed the psychological crucible of Mar-Vell and his rebirth at the hands of Eon in order to take down Thanos. This Marvel cosmic is way more interesting than the movies.
Captain Marvel #29
The dawning of a new era for Captain Marvel! What strange new changes will he undergo?
The Guardians gaslight Supes to reevaluate if his work on Earth is holding back humanity from its full potential. Very interesting concept, but I will admit that I was left underwhelmed by the sudden finale. The art was great, Curt Swan never misses. I do appreciate the sense of uncertainty left in Supes at the conclusion, it fits the nature of the never-ending battle/debate. I also appreciate how more
Superman #247
In regard to the back-up story, "What Can One Man Do?":
Very depressing story about the relative powerlessness super-heroes have on society versus cosmic cape-conflict. Do the watchmen truly have the authority or ability to enact change, steer the path of humanity? No! Which is why Oliver lays down the costume and resolves to use the system to help Star City. I'm not saying that being a
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Green Lantern #87
When Earth's second Green Lantern, Guy Gardner, is injured, Hal's ring finds a new backup GL. But John Stewart seems like a strange hero: belligerent and cocky, he isn't above making some flashy moves while fighting crime. Plus: Green Arrow responds to a race riot by deciding to run for mayor of Coast City.
Loved this! Hilarious iconography to have Superman munch on Kryptonite. Morgan Edge is a great inclusion, and I'm pretty sure this was being released concurrently with Jack Kirby's Jimmy Olsen run. Excited to see how the Sand Superman saga plays out.
Superman #233
Never been much into Kurt Busiek, but this was a lot of fun. George Perez is brilliant. Pairing the then current JLA squad with the pre-Disassembled crew was very nice.
JLA/Avengers #1
Really wonderful stuff. Loved that we got to see the Hairies from Jack Kirby's Jimmy Olsen run. Chronos, Anthro, and the z-list professor side-kick from Silver Age Atom were nice touches as well. Very interested to see how this plays out with Jim Corrigan in human form, Arcane's escape from Hell, and the Swamp nativity nearing! Did Hubert Sax (the doctor from #84) die between issues? And what of t more
Swamp Thing 1989 #2
As Swamp Thing is flung backwards through time, his true destination is revealed! While John Constantine works a world of connections to locate the lost elemental, Abby prepares to give birth to their child of three worlds. Witness the epic odyssey that could not see print until now! Over three decades in the making, welcome to the grand finale of ...
Justice Society of America (2022)
The JSA returns in this monthly series by writer Geoff Johns and artist Mikel Janin with Justice Society of America: The New Golden Age Part One! The world's first and greatest superheroes return! Or do they? A long-lost hero from the JSA crashes into our era with a grave warning... but it's too late. A mysterious and malevolent enemy has invaded t...
Flash (2016)
"LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE" chapter one
A new storm brews over Central City and disproves the old adage about lightning never, well...you know. Just as Barry begins to feel overwhelmed fighting crime, a new speedster debuts-but just where did this amazing new friend come from?
FLASH FACT: "2016 is the 60th anniversary of Barry Allen becoming ...
Detective Comics (2016)
"Clay"! Here it is: the shocking, heartbreaking origin of Clayface, including his first conflict with Batman! Actor Basil Karlo was on the cusp of fame and fortune...the kind he had dreamed of through his painful childhood...until a accident robbed him of the good looks that took him to the top. But scars don't make you a monster-only the darkness ...
Black Adam (2022)
There is no forgiveness for Black Adam.
This is the reality Teth-Adam, immortal man of indomitable will, must face when he discovers he has been infected with an incurable plague destroying his immortality. Haunted by the specter of centuries of dark deeds, Black Adam transfers his powers to a worthy successor who will redeem Adam's legacy and...
Action Comics (2016)
"The Last Will and Testament of Lex Luthor"! When Superman's world was reborn, his greatest enemy became his most unexpected ally. But does that truly reflect Lex Luthor-or was it all a sham? Now, as Lex Luthor's path toward righteousness reaches its apex, he finds himself involved in an adventure in which Superman stands to be destroyed. What choi...
The creative bankruptcy of modern superhero comics epitomized in just 25 pages, arbitrarily squishing together elements you remember from long ago, playing Weekend at Bernie's with the corpse of your lost childhood. No purpose to anything except to swaddle you in memories of when you used to buy comics because you loved them, desperately hoping that you'll pay to chase those fading traces the way more
DC All In Special #1
THE NEXT EPIC CHAPTER OF DC HISTORY BEGINS HERE...PRESENTED AS A STARLING, SYMMETRICAL FLIPBOOK! DON'T MISS IT! Following the events of DC's blockbuster storyline Absolute Power, the heroes of the core DC Universe have fought against the deep divisions in the world around them to usher in a new era of unity. And it's just in time, too--because Dark...
This comic epitomizes what is wrong with DC. You have two mercenaries in Snyder and Williamson leading the pack of mundane and uninspired writers. These are cannibals, picking at the feet of their betters, scraping the tombstone library of story-past for any epitaph to sustain an event or story arc or whatever you want to call the derivative droll they put out.
Long gone are the days of
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DC All In Special #1
THE NEXT EPIC CHAPTER OF DC HISTORY BEGINS HERE...PRESENTED AS A STARLING, SYMMETRICAL FLIPBOOK! DON'T MISS IT! Following the events of DC's blockbuster storyline Absolute Power, the heroes of the core DC Universe have fought against the deep divisions in the world around them to usher in a new era of unity. And it's just in time, too--because Dark...
Mark Waid has forgotten that comics should be poetry. He is now debasing his craft to write brain-dead smash-em ups that cannibalize the Silver Age in the most uninteresting ways. This is truly the darkest era in DC Comics history.
Absolute Power #4
BARE-KNUCKLE BRAWL FOR THE POWER OF THE DCU! As the last remaining resistance fighters fight tooth and nail on the bloody island of Gamorra, Batman and Superman find themselves at bitter odds! Amanda Waller has come too far to give up now--it's time to call in the reinforcements...from beyond the multiversal veil?! The fate of our heroes--and the f...
There are some new things to look forward to and some solid DC writer, but yes currently you have to stay away from big books and big stories. Looking forward to the new writer on nightwing, and the launches of metamorpho and new gods.
I've been gently drifting away from new superhero comics in the last year, and while competently executed, this comic's weary exhumation of the moldering corpse of Warren Ellis's early oughts peak really sums up why. I miss the days when comics were new and exciting and full of big ideas, instead of "We've grabbed a thing readers were very excited about 25 years ago and several randomly selected B more
Outsiders #1
Never the End. A universe of secrets is about to come to light. Batman protects Gotham City from evil. Batman Inc. protects the rest of the known world. But what of the unknown world? What of the ancient evils in hidden tombs and forgotten tragedies from a magic-and-mad-sciencefueled super-heroic century? Using his fortune, Luke Fox launches a new ...