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7.7
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Finally, a writer I can trust with Jo Mullein (apart from NK Jemisen, obviously).

This is the comic treatment that Martian Manhunter deserves. Can't wait for more!

I LOVED IT! The mix of thriller-mystery and a continuation of the twisted saga of Venom made this a must-read for me. I'm ready to fall in love all over again with my favourite gooey sweetheart anti-hero.

Mary-Jane Watson as Venom? I loved it before and I love it again. Let's fuckin' GO

Gorgeous and uplifting work.

10
Galaxy: The Prettiest Star OGN Mar 30, 2025
10
Hawkgirl (2023) #1 Mar 30, 2025
10
The Deviant (2023) #9 Mar 20, 2025

A stunning piece of work that draws you in like a kiss and leaves you breathless like a bear hug. Gillen, Wijngaard, Cowles and Hughes make an impressive team and they're clearly giving it their all. Cannot wait to see how this unfolds!

10
The Power Fantasy (2024) #2 Oct 10, 2024
10
The Power Fantasy (2024) #3 Oct 25, 2024
10
The Power Fantasy (2024) #7 Mar 20, 2025

CJ Ward's writing is nothing short of impressive.

So glad there's a writer at Marvel who knows the truth: there's no better Nazi than a dead Nazi!

10
Ultimates (2024) #11 Apr 9, 2025
9.5
Hawkgirl (2023) #4 Mar 30, 2025

I loved it! It ws much better than CATS. I'm going to read it again and again...

I'm willing to give Ackerman the benefit of the doubt on this one. An anti-corporate, pro-union Tony Stark is what's needed right now.

Splendid issue. Really hoping Ward gets to come back for another round!

9.5
Ultimate X-Men (2024) #13 Mar 20, 2025
9.0
Hawkgirl (2023) #2 Mar 30, 2025
9.0
Hawkgirl (2023) #3 Mar 30, 2025
9.0
Hawkgirl (2023) #5 Mar 30, 2025
9.0
Hawkgirl (2023) #6 Mar 30, 2025

This book is great! Gabe Hernandez is a silly dumbass who thinks being edgy will get his shitty website attention.

Stunning and timely opening. Looking forward to seeing more.

A great read, that taught me a bit about Djinn. I feel like we could have benefitted from a little less setup and a bit more focus on the hero - she seems cool, but I wanted to know more on her methods and convictions. Walsh as always is amazing.

It's fine. Pretty funny in places, has some heart and emotional honesty in other places. It's not my thing, but I get what they were going for with it. In an industry that's still publishing Mark Millar and Garth Ennis with barely any editorial oversight, putting out something that's funny-gross instead of just gross is a win in my book. Maybe y'all need to grasp that not everything is for you.

Something almost absurdly comical about a CIA spook being so out of ideas that he decides the Amazons need to have a ritual where a mother points a gun at her daughter. The opening feature was charming but King, as always, drags it down. The sooner he's fired the better.

Reis is a very competent artist, but that "Killing Joke" reference midway through this is a cringeworthy bit of coat-tail-riding in a story that's already heavily reliant on Stephen King for tone/subject matter. I swear, the day after Alan Moore dies, Geoff Johns is going to get caught in the act trying to dig up his grave.

Just retire already, Jeph.

Another wet fart of edgy violence and "one cynical character lectures the terrified normies on how dumb they are" from Ennis. Retire already, jackass.

When "Fall of X" was happening people excused this level of writing as being a result of Duggan being rushed, since editorial had moved the schedule up by a few months. Since "Fall of X" is no longer happening, and his writing is still this level of horrendous, we really have to face it: he's just a piss-poor writer, and has an unhealthy obsession with Nazi Steve.

A parade of mistakes. It was a mistake to throw Nimrod at Krakoa without thinking seriously about how that battle would go. It was a mistake to come up with a "legal argument" against a species that boils down to "they're icky and stupid and we don't like them." It was a mistake to wheel out Dr. Gregor again and highlight how little has been done to develop her character outside of 'dead husband, hates mutants', and a mistake to include the Omega Sentinel in the same scene, up to her outright saying "I don't know why I'm here". It was a mistake to ignore what all the other X-Books have been doing in favour of 4 pages of Logan and Colossus poibtlessly nattering about the fastball special and Xavier screaming into the empty air. Ultimately, it was a mistake to hire Duggan on the X-books in the first place. His writing feels abrupt and lacking in character development, most especially the tired pantomime villains he wheels out to mug for the cameras. The sooner this is over and he can get the hell away from the X-Men, the better.

Ah, a book with an Asian female lead who never speaks. Real shocker from the (painfully white) guy who turned Lin Li into a terrorist thug and had Kwannon getting goo-goo eyes over Captain America. Just dogshit writing. Avoid like the plague.

It seems bizarre that Image trust Duggan to write a series. After "X-Men Green" and "Fall of the House of X", I'm not sure he can be trusted to take a piss without squirting himself in the eye.

Just cancel this trash already, Image.

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