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Synthozoid rated Batman #87 Jan 22, 2020
7.0

Batman #87

By: James Tynion IV, Guillem March
Released: Jan 22, 2020

The Riddler has been lying low since his humiliating defeat as part of Bane's army- but as costumed assassins start to make their way into Gotham City, Edward Nygma may have the answers he's been looking for. Or at least, the answer to why Deathstroke is trying to kill him! Is it possible that Batman's tussle with Slade Wilson was all just a ruse t...

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Synthozoid rated Star Wars #1 Jan 3, 2020
7.5

Star Wars #1

By: Charles Soule, Jesus Saiz
Released: Jan 1, 2020

"No...I am your father."
In the wake of the events following The Empire Strikes Back, it is a dark time for the heroes of the Rebellion. The Rebel fleet...scattered following a disastrous defeat at the Battle of Hoth. Han Solo...lost to the bounty hunter, Boba Fett, after being frozen in carbonite. And after being lured into a trap on Cloud Cit...

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6.5

there were some cool moments, but this series is definitely running it's course.

i ask myself WHY was Sara so prominent in this? she's beyond annoying.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Urban Legends #20

By: Gary Carlson, Frank Fosco
Released: Jan 1, 2020

It's a Triceraton invasion! As Leo rushes to gather allies for a last-minute attempt to stop the long-range teleportation machine that's allowing the aliens access to Earth, Donatello fends off the ground forces. And during the chaos, Pimiko, Shredder's daughter, makes an unexpected reappearance...

Synthozoid reviewed Thor #1 Jan 3, 2020
10

Perfect!

Thor #1

By: Donny Cates, Nic Klein
Released: Jan 1, 2020

A BRAND-NEW, SUPERSTAR CREATIVE TEAM TAKES THE KING OF ASGARD TO NEW REALMS OF GLORY!
The prince is now a king. All Asgard lies before Thor, the God of Thunder. And after many months of war, the Ten Realms are finally at peace. But the skies above the Realm Eternal are never clear for long. The Black Winter is coming. And the God of the Storm w...

8.5

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, an what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would hav more

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Urban Legends #8

By: Gary Carlson, Frank Fosco
Released: Dec 19, 2018

The search for Casey Jones' daughter continues, bringing to light new, startling truths. As the strain on the Turtles and their family grows, a determined Mikey takes matters into his own hands... but will he be able to escape a showdown with the mob?!

The entire TMNT Volume 3 run-all 23 issues-reprinted in full color for the first time!

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8.0

Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to Hades, and many a hero did it yield a prey to dogs and vultures, for so were the counsels of Jove fulfilled from the day on which the son of Atreus, king of men, and great Achilles, first fell out with one another.

And which of the gods was more

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Urban Legends #6

By: Gary Carlson, Frank Fosco
Released: Oct 24, 2018

This is it! Fans demanded it and IDW Publishing listened! The entire TMNT Volume 3, reproduced for the first time ever in full four-color glory! With Splinter still missing, The Turtles try to test the limits of Donatello's new cyborg body. But when a friend makes a mistake, will Donatello be able to take control before it's too late?

?&nb...

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8.0

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going dire more

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Urban Legends #5

By: Gary Carlson, Frank Fosco
Released: Sep 5, 2018

TMNT Volume 3 continues in all-new four-color glory as creators Gary Carlson and Frank Fosco take the Heroes in a Half-Shell on some of their most amazing and dangerous and bizarre adventures ever! In this issue, as Master Splinter uncovers shocking revelations in Warlord Komodo's compound, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Leonardo hatch a daring rescue ...

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7.5

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.
“Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,” he told me, “just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”
He didn’t say any more, but we’ve always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I unde more

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Urban Legends #4

By: Gary Carlson, Frank Fosco
Released: Aug 15, 2018

This is it! Fans demanded it and IDW Publishing listened! The entire TMNT Volume 3, reproduced for the first time ever in full four-color glory! As all-out war wages between his brothers and the forces of Warlord Komodo, the most mechanically minded of the Turtles returns-as a living machine! And you'll never believe whose side he's on!
*Retail...

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Rascal4Hire reviewed Heroes In Crisis #5 Jan 30, 2019
1.0

Made an account just for this series. 32 year old with depression. Been fighting it my whole life. This book and especially the last two issues caused me to feel real shitty about it, spending my money to read this pile of crap. I've supported Tom King in everything he's done so far. But this is shit. From the treatment of characters I love and care to how mental health is portrayed in the book. I more

Heroes In Crisis #5

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Jan 30, 2019

The secrets of the DC Universe are hacked! Sanctuary wasn't supposed to keep records, but now that the A.I. is compromised, superhero secrets are leaking all over the 'Net. Booster and Harley set aside their differences to focus on who they believe is the real killer (assuming one of them isn't lying, that is). Meanwhile, Batman and the Flash conti...

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Darkseid24 - Feb 3, 2019

I keep reading it, because it affects so many characters. Could be true, but isn’t PTSD reliving trauma through flashbacks? I don’t think that was shown in any issue. As a fan of the villains& I’m reading comics just because of them, I don’t think they need to be aspirational, but that’s only my opinion. I understand if people have other expectations than me.

Synthozoid - Feb 3, 2019

"I've battled with my thoughts, battled with my sexuality, I want both depicted correctly." How can King possibly depict your exact experiences?

4.0

Maybe have the turtles actually in the turtles book, instead of just the last page. Just a thought. Nice artwork.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder in Hell #1

By: Mateus Santolouco
Released: Jan 16, 2019

Abandon all hope...The Shredder returns in this brand-new mini-series! Oroku Saki's death is just the beginning, and his journey through the depths of the underworld proves to be anything but a divine comedy. How much of Shredder's soul will remain after he's faced the horrors of hell?

Fan-favorite artist Mateus Santolouco returns to the w...

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GTMedia Reviews - Jan 20, 2019

This is clearly a Shredder Mini series. I wasn't expecting to see the turtles at all.

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waltgator93 reviewed Martian Manhunter #2 Jan 9, 2019
5.5

The artwork unfortunately still looks like a kids tv show. Story seems very boring and with two issues in, I have no idea what is happening! The endgame of this maxi-series has me wondering when the story will actually begin. We got a little bit too much of the Mars flashbacks and it got kind of boring. The vocabulary of this is also dreadful with the Mars words

Martian Manhunter #2

By: Steve Orlando, Riley Rossmo
Released: Jan 9, 2019

Return to Mars in the days before its doom to see the love affair of J'onn and M'yri'ah...and a Martian coming-of-age ritual you'll NEVER forget! All of these painful memories J'onn carries with him to his new life on Earth...but first he's gotta survive the pain of a car crash, being set on fire and accidentally revealing his true form to his dete...

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Synthozoid - Jan 11, 2019

Hey Tony, sorry you disliked this comic that you totally bought with real money

10

Great script, great artwork. I thoroughly enjoyed this issue.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #1

By: Tom Taylor, Juan Cabal
Released: Jan 9, 2019

Spider-Man is the worst neighbor EVER! There are always crazy villains and property damage and drama and...and he CATCHES the villains. And he tries to fix the damage and he helps carry your groceries and actually that property damage keeps the rents down. You know what? Spider-Man is the best neighbor ever and this book will give you a closer look...

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Synthozoid reviewed Batman #62 Jan 10, 2019
10

Welcome to the "Let's $h!t on Tom King" homepage so glad you could join us. All of your favorite reviewers are here to squeeze out a hot deuce on the comic that they supposedly paid money for, even though they have hated every issue for the past two years. Would you like a review? I'm sorry we only drop deuces over here. There are possibly professional critics on this website, but ignore them. Pay more

Batman #62

By: Tom King, Mitch Gerads
Released: Jan 9, 2019

Now features the Story solicited for #61 written by Tom King with art by Mitch Gerads. The Eisner-winning creative team behind MISTER MIRACLE is back together as artist Mitch Gerads rejoins the Bat team for a special issue! Professor Pyg is loose in Gotham, and you know that means things are going to get weird... and bloody!

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The 20-issue Ceiling - Jan 13, 2019

I am going to get so much hate for liking this comment. I'll say that it is okay for them to dislike and keep reading the book though, I do that with so many books.

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waltgator93 reviewed Wonder Woman #59 Nov 27, 2018
4.5

Really feel like overall nothing happened. Dialogue wasn’t that bad and art was pretty good! But overall still not impress with GWW. Hopefully next issue is action pack and has something to make me feel besides boredom.

Wonder Woman #59

By: G. Willow Wilson, Cary Nord
Released: Nov 28, 2018

"THE JUST WAR" part two! It's true, Ares has been reborn on Earth-but has he changed for the better? Of all the role models in the world, he seems to have chosen...Wonder Woman?! Diana and Steve Trevor better watch their backs, because Ares isn't the only creature of myth to find his way to Man's World...and he's not the only resurrected Olympian e...

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myconius - Jan 4, 2019

thank you. glad to see that you conceded that i am right.

Synthozoid - Jan 10, 2019

You are right. Let it go.

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Full Spread reviewed Hardcore #1 Dec 22, 2018
7.0

Kirkman establishes an edgy premise and capitalizes on it with the narrative. But that dialog is...rough. Don't try and be Joss Whedon when you're not, you know, Joss Whedon.

Hardcore #1

By: Andy Diggle, Alessandro Vitti
Released: Dec 19, 2018

SERIES PREMIERE! Imagine being able to take over the body of anyone on Earth. Sound crazy? Not for Agent Drake and the Hardcore Program. They can turn any person into a human drone to get to targets that normal soldiers can't. Drake is the best soldier Hardcore has to offer. But when he gets stranded in a body with only 72 hours to discover who's h...

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Synthozoid - Jan 3, 2019

Robert Kirkman did not write this issue.

Synthozoid reviewed Hardcore #1 Jan 3, 2019
6.5

I remember the original from back in the day, it was OK, much like this is just OK. The concept is pretty decent but the execution has two major problems for me:
(1) It is covered in 90s-esque EXTREEEEME stank
(2) It reads like a treatment for film or television, this story, the way they are telling it, does not need to be in comics

Hardcore #1

By: Andy Diggle, Alessandro Vitti
Released: Dec 19, 2018

SERIES PREMIERE! Imagine being able to take over the body of anyone on Earth. Sound crazy? Not for Agent Drake and the Hardcore Program. They can turn any person into a human drone to get to targets that normal soldiers can't. Drake is the best soldier Hardcore has to offer. But when he gets stranded in a body with only 72 hours to discover who's h...

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Linkush reviewed Heroes In Crisis #4 Jan 2, 2019
7.0

"BROS BEFORE HEROES"

Probably my least favorite issue so far.
Nobody seems to grieve about the fact that a lot of heroes died and Harley Quinn is just too
sexualized (page 16, for example, was just not necessary) But overall the art was great as usual.

Booster and Blue Beetle parts were awesome and I liked the ending, seems to be going in an interesting way.
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Heroes In Crisis #4

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Jan 2, 2019

Wonder Woman versus...Booster Gold?! Diana finds out the hard way that Booster can be a formidable opponent when his back's against the wall. Of course, being the prime suspect in a superhero massacre and exposing a secret trauma hospital for metahumans will do just that. Meanwhile, Batman and the Flash combine their detective skills to investigate...

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Synthozoid - Jan 3, 2019

I thought it was OK too, but the "Bros before Heroes" line was pretty lame. The full page of Lois in panties was ridiculous. I like the Batgirl stuff, and I always love Batman giving crap to Superman.

Comic Princess - Jan 4, 2019

Batgirl vs. Harley parts were not good at all.

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Nihilist reviewed Heroes In Crisis #4 Jan 2, 2019
5.0

There's a sweet Stan Lee in memoriam page at the very end of this comic, naturally with his signature "Excelsior!". I have a better quote, though. One that could summarize what I think of Heroes in Crisis, and what Tom King should ask DC to do with it. Or him - doesn't make a difference to me.
"Finish - spare the shame!", as Sienkiewicz wrote in The Deluge.

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Heroes In Crisis #4

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Jan 2, 2019

Wonder Woman versus...Booster Gold?! Diana finds out the hard way that Booster can be a formidable opponent when his back's against the wall. Of course, being the prime suspect in a superhero massacre and exposing a secret trauma hospital for metahumans will do just that. Meanwhile, Batman and the Flash combine their detective skills to investigate...

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egon244 - Jan 2, 2019

The Deluge, I was supposed to read it in school back in the day. I chose comic books. Good times. As for the review. You're very right with the statement that this event is just too big to ignore, even if it's not necessarily good or just downright bad.

Synthozoid - Jan 3, 2019

You can ignore it.

Synthozoid reviewed X-Force #1 Dec 28, 2018
7.5

Decent script, the artwork smells.

X-Force #1

By: Ed Brisson, Dylan Burnett
Released: Dec 26, 2018

FROM THE ASHES OF EXTERMINATION!
Cable is dead...and now, the original X-Force team of Domino, Cannonball, Shatterstar, Boom Boom and Warpath. must hunt down the murderer of their former leader! The mutant militia are hot for blood...but when their target is the time-traveling younger version of their fallen mentor, is there a line they absolut...

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10

Turtles rock! I dream of electric sheep and that one day Michael Leones finds happiness and no longer has obsessive thoughts about Synthozoid. Will Michael ever love Synthozoid? This synthetic human can only hope.Turtles rock! Turtles eat pizza! Cowabunga!

FCBD 2017: TMNT: Prelude To Dimension X #1

By: Tom Waltz, Cory Smith
Released: May 3, 2017

Prequel to the upcoming TMNT: Dimension X 5-week event this August! Krang was defeated by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and now awaits trial in Dimension X. Little do the Turtles know that Krang hired an assassin to destroy everyone who might testify against him, including themselves! This issue introduces a deadly and weird new villain, ...

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Synthozoid reviewed The Empty Man #1 Dec 28, 2018
9.0

Rosemary's Baby level creepy. Well done, Mr. Bunn.

The Empty Man #1

By: Cullen Bunn, Jesus Hervas
Released: Nov 7, 2018

Horror sensation Cullen Bunn (Harrow County, Bone Parish) returns to the world of Empty Man with artist Jesús Hervás (Lucas Stand, Clive Barker's Hellraiser) in this new ongoing series. The nation is in the grip of a terrible pandemic. The so-called Empty Man disease causes insanity and violence. Government quarantines are mandatory. One of the a...

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Synthozoid reviewed Superior Spider-Man #1 Dec 28, 2018
4.0

Loved the original run, but this equine character has been pulverized well past its initial demise.

Superior Spider-Man #1

By: Christos Gage, Mike Hawthorne
Released: Dec 26, 2018

A SPIDER-GEDDON TIE-IN!
Otto Octavius leaves the moniker of Doctor Octopus behind and once again becomes THE SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN! If you think you've already read the most intense and surprisingly heartbreaking Superior Spider-Man story, prepare to be wrong. Otto is going to prove to the world that he's the most effective and (to him at least) ...

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5.5

Divinity III: Stalinverse Heroes of the Glorious Stalinverse

By: Jeff Lemire, Cafu

Not a dream... Not an alternate reality... This is the Valiant Universe of today... The world has gone red and Valiant's leading legends - Bloodshot, X-O Manowar and Shadowman - now stand at the forefront of the global Soviet war machine Meanwhile, the conspiracy-smashing duo of Archer & Armstrong find themselves condemned as enemies of the state a...

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myconius - Dec 23, 2018

i thought i heard a fart in wind?

Synthozoid - Dec 28, 2018

He who smelt it...

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The-MJP rated Astonishing X-Men #1 Aug 3, 2018
8.5

Astonishing X-Men #1

By: Joss Whedon, John Cassaday
Released: May 26, 2004

Dream-team creators Joss Whedon (creator of TV's Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly and fan-favorite film Serenity) and John Cassaday (Planetary, Captain America) bring you the explosive #1 issue of the all-new flagship X-Men series! As part of X-men: Reload, this issue marks a return to classic greatness and the beginning of a brand-new era for the...

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The-MJP - Dec 28, 2018

I like whedon's x-men and legitamtley didn't like Kim and Kim and wanted to give my thoughts on themdeal with it

The-MJP - Dec 28, 2018

and for the record, because of rising comic book prices and my ow financial situations, I rarely read comics issue by issue and usually just borrow trade paperbacks from lending libraries, which is why i score older comics more than newer comics

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5.0

Part one was so good. So why screw part two. Don't wrong me I'm a huge fan of the end. Good surprise. But I didn't enjoy the rest. And I don't see Riri like a dumb hotshot. It's the first time Zub make me thing he have a character completely wrong. And It was a dick move to do that to her. I understand that this is war and we have to care for the well being of the teen be confronted at Thanos. But more

Infinity Countdown: Champions #2

By: Jim Zub, Emilio Laiso
Released: Jul 4, 2018

CHAMPIONS...OF THE CHITAURI?
Nova and the Champions fighting for Thanos? Strange allies abound and sacrifices will be made...One of these young heroes is about to lose everything.
Rated T+

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Synthozoid - Dec 23, 2018

"fascist SJW fucktard?" Standing by this comment, MJP?

The-MJP - Dec 24, 2018

No but I still don’t like Riri

Synthozoid reviewed Batman #44 Apr 4, 2018
5.0

Beautiful artwork and a love letter to Zzzzzzzzzz.... Remember when Batman was a detective?

Batman #44

By: Tom King, Mikel Janin
Released: Apr 4, 2018

"SOMETHING BLUE"! Follow Batman and Catwoman on two separate but parallel paths as their wedding planning kicks into high gear. Selina picks out her dress, and Bruce starts to make arrangements for their new life together-but this being Gotham City, and they being Batman and Catwoman, you can bet that nothing will go as expected!

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myconius - Apr 17, 2018

remember when Batman actually had good writing?

Synthozoid - Dec 23, 2018

remember when myconius actually commented on my reviews? before he blocked himself? those were the days

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Full Spread reviewed Freedom Fighters #1 Dec 22, 2018
4.0

Corny dialog, nonexistent characterization, and odd moments of grotesque violence waste what could have been a nifty (albeit cliche) concept.

Freedom Fighters #1

By: Robert Venditti, Eddy Barrows
Released: Dec 19, 2018

Line up for this all-new maxiseries set on Earth X, where the Nazis won World War II! Twenty years after invading and occupying America, Germany wiped out all metahuman resistance, including the original Freedom Fighters.
Fast-forward to the present day, and a new team of Freedom Fighters emerges to challenge the Nazi occupation once again. Bu...

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Bloodraven reviewed Freedom Fighters #1 Dec 22, 2018
4.0

Nazi bad! Americans good! This was extremely unoriginal and boring.

Freedom Fighters #1

By: Robert Venditti, Eddy Barrows
Released: Dec 19, 2018

Line up for this all-new maxiseries set on Earth X, where the Nazis won World War II! Twenty years after invading and occupying America, Germany wiped out all metahuman resistance, including the original Freedom Fighters.
Fast-forward to the present day, and a new team of Freedom Fighters emerges to challenge the Nazi occupation once again. Bu...

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Comic Princess reviewed Freedom Fighters #1 Dec 20, 2018
7.5

It was ok, we get it, nazis are bad, no shit, do u have something original to say????? You have 12 issues to SAY SOMETHING. Will you?

Freedom Fighters #1

By: Robert Venditti, Eddy Barrows
Released: Dec 19, 2018

Line up for this all-new maxiseries set on Earth X, where the Nazis won World War II! Twenty years after invading and occupying America, Germany wiped out all metahuman resistance, including the original Freedom Fighters.
Fast-forward to the present day, and a new team of Freedom Fighters emerges to challenge the Nazi occupation once again. Bu...

Synthozoid reviewed Lodger #2 Dec 22, 2018
9.0

A giant leap forward from issue #1. This issue seems more consistent with the tone and style of Stray Bullets, Silverfish, Young Liars, standard David Lapham crime/noir/weirdness. I'm wondering if he took a heavier hand creatively in this issue. No way of knowing. Issue one had a lot of NBC 10pm drama style narration. It's gone in issue 2. Nevertheless, I liked this issue and recommend the series more

Lodger #2

By: David Lapham
Released: Dec 5, 2018

Ricky Toledo was 15 when a handsome lodger rented a room in her family's small, rural home. Lust, adultery and murder would follow. It's three years later and the serial killer who murdered Ricky's mother and got her father sent down for it is cutting a bloody swath through the broken soul of America. This warped game of cat and mouse between a tor...

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