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ShabaTG reviewed Green Lantern #1 Nov 7, 2018
3.5

I went in wanting to like this one. I kept looking for moments, but there were few I liked. Overall it was an uninteresting story, with muddled dialog, and was completely void of any emotional content or connection to any character. The art was good, but too detailed in places (especially the smaller panels) which distracted me from what was happening.

Green Lantern #1

By: Grant Morrison, Liam Sharp
Released: Nov 7, 2018

Superstar writer Grant Morrison (Batman, All-Star Superman) returns to DC alongside red-hot artist Liam Sharp (The Brave AND the Bold, Wonder Woman) to launch a new, ongoing series: THE GREEN LANTERN!
In this debut issue, when Earth's space cop, Hal Jordan, encounters an alien hiding in plain sight, it sets off a chain of events that rocks the...

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Samuel Almeida - Nov 9, 2018

In my 23 years of life that must be the first time i see "detailed art" as a bad thing. wow

Talon1load - Nov 10, 2018

The art wasn’t great. There were a few good panels but overall it was just us engaging.

7.0

Green Lantern #1

By: Grant Morrison, Liam Sharp
Released: Nov 7, 2018

Superstar writer Grant Morrison (Batman, All-Star Superman) returns to DC alongside red-hot artist Liam Sharp (The Brave AND the Bold, Wonder Woman) to launch a new, ongoing series: THE GREEN LANTERN!
In this debut issue, when Earth's space cop, Hal Jordan, encounters an alien hiding in plain sight, it sets off a chain of events that rocks the...

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Nicetrylaoche rated Heroes In Crisis #2 Oct 31, 2018
1.0

Heroes In Crisis #2

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Oct 31, 2018

Suspected of murder, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] find themselves on the run from the super-hospital called Sanctuary -with each thinking the other one is the real killer! It's up to Batman to solve this heinous crime, but suspicion falls on him when Superman and Wonder Woman ponder just how much Sanctuary's A.I. is telling them. Meanwhile, [REDACTED]...

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Something rated Heroes In Crisis #2 Oct 31, 2018
1.0

Heroes In Crisis #2

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Oct 31, 2018

Suspected of murder, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] find themselves on the run from the super-hospital called Sanctuary -with each thinking the other one is the real killer! It's up to Batman to solve this heinous crime, but suspicion falls on him when Superman and Wonder Woman ponder just how much Sanctuary's A.I. is telling them. Meanwhile, [REDACTED]...

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SnakeWilson rated Heroes In Crisis #2 Oct 31, 2018
2.0

Heroes In Crisis #2

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Oct 31, 2018

Suspected of murder, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] find themselves on the run from the super-hospital called Sanctuary -with each thinking the other one is the real killer! It's up to Batman to solve this heinous crime, but suspicion falls on him when Superman and Wonder Woman ponder just how much Sanctuary's A.I. is telling them. Meanwhile, [REDACTED]...

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Yam09 rated Heroes In Crisis #2 Oct 31, 2018
4.0

Heroes In Crisis #2

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Oct 31, 2018

Suspected of murder, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] find themselves on the run from the super-hospital called Sanctuary -with each thinking the other one is the real killer! It's up to Batman to solve this heinous crime, but suspicion falls on him when Superman and Wonder Woman ponder just how much Sanctuary's A.I. is telling them. Meanwhile, [REDACTED]...

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myconius reviewed Heroes In Crisis #2 Oct 31, 2018
2.5

it seems Harley Quinn is now the most powerful character in the entire DCU.
this time she completely outfoxes the entire DC trinity.

characters act like complete idiots. dull robotic dialog. poor attempts at humor.
(why is everyone including Batman all of the sudden calling Batman’s utility belt his “Bat-Belt”?)
Batman carries Kryptonite in his *UTILITY BELT* he alw more

Heroes In Crisis #2

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Oct 31, 2018

Suspected of murder, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] find themselves on the run from the super-hospital called Sanctuary -with each thinking the other one is the real killer! It's up to Batman to solve this heinous crime, but suspicion falls on him when Superman and Wonder Woman ponder just how much Sanctuary's A.I. is telling them. Meanwhile, [REDACTED]...

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JBL Reviews - Nov 5, 2018

The Harley thing drove me crazy. It’s ridiculous.

myconius - Nov 5, 2018

Harley has become such an overpowered Mary Sue. she shouldn't need the kryptonite she stole out of Batman's *Bat-belt* to defeat Superman. all she has to do is swing at him with her baseball bat, or maybe just stab him with a pie knife.

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GhostlyL reviewed Heroes In Crisis #2 Oct 31, 2018
4.0

I tried to deduce whodunit based on the first two issues but failed come up with any conjecture that could be considered particularly promising and logical--wild and educated guesses are virtually nondifferentiable when it comes to this book, for the world depicted here is itself unreasonable. Under Tom King's pen, Harley beats the Trinity because she apparently can break Batman's neck before Supe more

Heroes In Crisis #2

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Oct 31, 2018

Suspected of murder, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] find themselves on the run from the super-hospital called Sanctuary -with each thinking the other one is the real killer! It's up to Batman to solve this heinous crime, but suspicion falls on him when Superman and Wonder Woman ponder just how much Sanctuary's A.I. is telling them. Meanwhile, [REDACTED]...

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KFuqua reviewed Heroes In Crisis #2 Oct 31, 2018
2.0

Tom King continues to prove that he should not be allowed to write comics for DC.

Heroes In Crisis #2

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Oct 31, 2018

Suspected of murder, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] find themselves on the run from the super-hospital called Sanctuary -with each thinking the other one is the real killer! It's up to Batman to solve this heinous crime, but suspicion falls on him when Superman and Wonder Woman ponder just how much Sanctuary's A.I. is telling them. Meanwhile, [REDACTED]...

bleep_blorp_bloop reviewed Heroes In Crisis #2 Oct 31, 2018
1.0

Fuck Tom King. Fuck Dan Didio.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

Heroes In Crisis #2

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Oct 31, 2018

Suspected of murder, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] find themselves on the run from the super-hospital called Sanctuary -with each thinking the other one is the real killer! It's up to Batman to solve this heinous crime, but suspicion falls on him when Superman and Wonder Woman ponder just how much Sanctuary's A.I. is telling them. Meanwhile, [REDACTED]...

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bleep_blorp_bloop reviewed Shuri #1 Oct 17, 2018
6.5

Meh, synergy heavy story. GREAT art, though.

Shuri #1

By: Nnedi Okorafor, Leonardo Romero
Released: Oct 17, 2018

FOLLOWING IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF THE BLACK PANTHER!
The world fell in love with her in the movie. Now, the Black Panther's techno-genius sister launches her own adventures - written by best-selling Afrofuturist author Nnedi Okorafor and drawn by Eisner-nominated artist Leonardo Romero!
The Black Panther has disappeared, lost on a mission in s...

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bleep_blorp_bloop rated Spider-Geddon #1 Oct 11, 2018
8.5

Spider-Geddon #1

By: Christos Gage, Jorge Molina
Released: Oct 10, 2018

REVENGE OF THE SPIDER-VERSE!
Back in 2014, SPIDER-VERSE brought every Spider-Man ever together. This event spinning out of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #800 has Christos Gage and Dan Slott teaming up to destroy them all. The Inheritors have somehow gotten out of their radioactive prison planet and made their way to the Marvel Universe. It's going to take...

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8.5

Amazing Spider-Man #7

By: Nick Spencer, Humberto Ramos
Released: Oct 10, 2018

• Boomerang is, no joke, the worst roommate ever.
•  Not only does he prove the phrase "three's a crowd" but also, he somehow talks Spider-Man into going to the Bar With No Name...
•  ...putting Spidey in the crosshairs of dozens of super villains!
Rated T

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7.5

The Umbrella Academy: Hotel Oblivion #1

By: Gerard Way, Gabriel Ba
Released: Oct 3, 2018

Faced with an increasing number of lunatics with superpowers eager to face off with his own wunderkind brood, Sir Reginald Hargreeves developed the ultimate solution ...

Now, just a few years after Hargreeves's death, his Umbrella Academy is scattered. Number Five is a hired gun, Kraken is stalking big game, Rumor is dealing with the wreck...

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7.0

Doctor Who: The Seventh Doctor #3

By: Richard Dinnick, Christopher Jones
Released: Aug 1, 2018

Brand new comic adventure featuring the Seventh Doctor as played by Sylvester McCoy and Ace as played by Sophie Aldred!

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7.0

Doctor Who: The Seventh Doctor #2

By: Andrew Cartmel, Christopher Jones
Released: Jul 4, 2018

From the writers of the fan favourite episode Remembrance of the Daleks, Andrew Cartmel and Ben Aaronovitch (Rivers of London) which celebrates it's 30th anniversary in 2018!

Brand new comic adventure featuring the Seventh Doctor as played by Sylvester McCoy and Ace as played by Sophie Aldred!

Includes short back-up strip, written...

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8.0

Doctor Who: The Seventh Doctor #1

By: Andrew Cartmel, Christopher Jones
Released: Jun 6, 2018

From the writers of the fan favourite episode Remembrance of the Daleks, Andrew Cartmel and Ben Aaronovitch (Rivers of London) which celebrates it's 30th anniversary in 2018!

Brand new comic adventure featuring the Seventh Doctor as played by Sylvester McCoy and Ace as played by Sophie Aldred!

Includes short back-up strip, written...

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bleep_blorp_bloop rated Champions #25 Oct 9, 2018
8.0

Champions #25

By: Jim Zub, Sean Izaakse
Released: Oct 3, 2018

OVERSIZED 25TH ISSUE!
Celebrate 25 issues of Champions with the start of a brand-new story and a perfect jumping-on point! Swords and sorcery beckon as our heroes travel to Weirdworld, a place where dreams can come true, but nightmares are never far away! A quest begins and sacrifices will be made...
Rated T+

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bleep_blorp_bloop rated Champions #24 Oct 9, 2018
8.5

Champions #24

By: Jim Zub, Sean Izaakse
Released: Sep 12, 2018

The Champions grapple with a foe that all the super-powers in the world cannot vanquish!
Rated T+

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8.0

Superior Octopus #1

By: Christos Gage, Mike Hawthorne
Released: Oct 3, 2018

DOC OCK-TOBER STARTS HERE IN THIS SPIDER-GEDDON TIE IN!
•  Doc Ock has set up shop as San Francisco's protector, but you won't believe his methods.
•  Some of Otto Octavius's new super hero strategies may make Spider-Man regret letting him free, but the good doctor swears that he's the SUPERIOR OCTOPUS!
&bu...

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7.5

Doctor Strange #6

By: Mark Waid, Javier Pina
Released: Oct 3, 2018

• Doctor Strange returns home to find...DOCTOR STRANGE?!
•  Something bizarre happened since Stephen took off into the cosmos - and it doesn't bode well for him.
Rated T+

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7.5

Doctor Who: The Thirteenth Doctor #0

By: Richard Dinnick, Claudia SG Iannicello
Released: Sep 26, 2018

The ultimate celebration of the Doctor's many, many lives, a perfect beginner's guide and a brilliant tribute for long-term fans to enjoy! It's said that your life flashes before your eyes when you die: as the Doctor regenerates from his Twelfth incarnation to her Thirteenth, she relives memories from her many incarnations, showcasing unseen advent...

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1.0

Heroes In Crisis #1

By: Tom King, Clay Mann
Released: Sep 26, 2018

There's a new kind of crisis threatening the heroes of the DC Universe, ripped from real-world headlines by C.I.A.-operative-turned-comics-writer Tom King: How does a superhero handle PTSD? Welcome to Sanctuary, an ultra-secret hospital for superheroes who've been traumatized by crime-fighting and cosmic combat. But something goes inexplicably wron...

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