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9.5
Batman: One Bad Day (2022): Catwoman #1

Mar 21, 2023

A breath of fresh air from Selina's main run. Nice to see her written in character for once, as well as connections to her family.

8.0
Batman: One Bad Day (2022): Bane #1

Mar 21, 2023

6.0
Batman: One Bad Day (2022): Ra's Al Ghul #1

Mar 21, 2023

9.0
Batman: One Bad Day (2022): Clayface #1

Mar 31, 2023

7.5
Venom: Lethal Protector II (2023) #1

Apr 25, 2023

8.0
Venom: Lethal Protector II (2023) #2

Apr 26, 2023

8.5
Venom: Lethal Protector II (2023) #3

May 31, 2023

8.0
Venom: Lethal Protector II (2023) #4

Jun 14, 2023

8.0
Venom: Lethal Protector II (2023) #5

Jul 6, 2023

8.0
Superman (2023) #1

Jun 23, 2023

7.5
Superman (2023) #2

Mar 21, 2023

7.5
Superman (2023) #3

Apr 18, 2023

9.0
Superman (2023) #4

May 16, 2023

9.0
Superman (2023) #5

Jun 20, 2023

Jimmy and Banshee are lovely

7.5
Superman (2023) #6

Sep 19, 2023

6.5
Superman (2023) #7

Oct 17, 2023

7.0
Superman (2023) #8

Nov 21, 2023

7.5
80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular: Catwoman #1

Apr 2, 2023

7.5
80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular: Wonder Woman #1

Apr 2, 2023

7.5
Batman / Fortnite: Zero Point #1

May 23, 2023

7.5
Batman / Fortnite: Zero Point #2

May 23, 2023

7.5
Batman / Fortnite: Zero Point #3

May 23, 2023

7.5
Batman / Fortnite: Zero Point #4

May 23, 2023

7.5
Batman / Fortnite: Zero Point #5

May 23, 2023

7.5
Batman / Fortnite: Zero Point #6

May 23, 2023

7.5
DC's Grifter Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2022) #1  
8.0
Superman: Lost (2023) #1

Apr 7, 2023

8.5
Superman: Lost (2023) #2

Apr 7, 2023

8.0
Superman: Lost (2023) #3

May 4, 2023

6.5
Superman: Lost (2023) #4

Jun 13, 2023

7.0
Superman: Lost (2023) #5

Jul 11, 2023

7.0
Superman: Lost (2023) #6

Sep 12, 2023

7.5
Waller vs. Wildstorm (2023) #1  
8.0
Wonder Woman (1987) #46

Oct 29, 2023

7.0
Wonder Woman (1987) #195

Mar 28, 2023

8.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #1

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #2

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #3

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #4

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #5

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #6

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #7

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #8

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #9

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #10

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #11

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #12

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #13

Apr 8, 2023

6.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #14

Sep 21, 2023

7.0
Ghost Rider (2022) #15

Sep 21, 2023

5.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #16

Sep 21, 2023

6.5
Ghost Rider (2022) #17

Sep 21, 2023

7.0
Ghost Rider (2022) #18

Sep 21, 2023

7.5
Shazam! (2023) #1

May 2, 2023

7.5
Shazam! (2023) #2

Jun 6, 2023

It has a cute dinosaur in it.

8.0
Shazam! (2023) #3

Sep 5, 2023

8.5
Shazam! (2023) #4

Oct 3, 2023

8.5
Shazam! (2023) #5

Nov 7, 2023

7.5
Shazam! (2023) #6

Dec 5, 2023

5.0
Shazam! (2023) #11

May 7, 2024

5.5
Shazam! (2023) #12

Jun 4, 2024

7.5
Moon Knight (2021) #1

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Moon Knight (2021) #2

Apr 8, 2023

7.5
Moon Knight (2021) #3

Apr 8, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) #4

Apr 8, 2023

8.0
Moon Knight (2021) #5

Apr 8, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) #6

Apr 8, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) #7

Apr 8, 2023

6.5
Moon Knight (2021) #8

Apr 8, 2023

8.0
Moon Knight (2021) #9

Apr 9, 2023

8.5
Moon Knight (2021) #10

Apr 9, 2023

7.5
Moon Knight (2021) #11

Apr 9, 2023

7.5
Moon Knight (2021) #12

Apr 9, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) #13

Apr 9, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) #14

Apr 9, 2023

8.5
Moon Knight (2021) #15

Apr 9, 2023

7.5
Moon Knight (2021) #16

Apr 9, 2023

7.5
Moon Knight (2021) #17

Apr 9, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) #18

Apr 9, 2023

6.5
Moon Knight (2021) #19

Apr 9, 2023

7.5
Moon Knight (2021) #20

Apr 9, 2023

6.5
Moon Knight (2021) #21

Apr 9, 2023

8.5
Moon Knight (2021) #22

Apr 12, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) #23

May 7, 2023

6.5
Moon Knight (2021) #24

Sep 21, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) #25

Jul 15, 2023

5.5
Moon Knight (2021) #26

Sep 21, 2023

6.0
Moon Knight (2021) #27

Sep 21, 2023

7.0
Catwoman (1993) #4

Oct 29, 2023

7.0
Catwoman (1993) #7

Oct 29, 2023

6.0
Catwoman (1993) #14

Oct 29, 2023

7.0
Catwoman (1993) #16

Oct 29, 2023

7.0
Catwoman (1993) #22

Oct 29, 2023

7.0
Catwoman (1993) #23

Oct 29, 2023

7.5
Catwoman (1993) #25

Oct 29, 2023

8.0
Catwoman (1993) #31

Oct 29, 2023

7.0
Catwoman (1993) #42

Oct 29, 2023

7.0
Catwoman (1993) #44

Oct 29, 2023

7.5
Catwoman (1993) #50

Oct 29, 2023

6.5
Stargirl: The Lost Children #1

Apr 7, 2023

7.0
Stargirl: The Lost Children #2

Apr 7, 2023

7.5
Stargirl: The Lost Children #3

Apr 7, 2023

7.0
Stargirl: The Lost Children #4

Apr 7, 2023

7.5
Stargirl: The Lost Children #5

Apr 7, 2023

7.0
Batman: The Adventures Continue: Season Three #8

Oct 3, 2023

Decent conclusion. Hope this continues someday

7.0
Flash (2016) #795  
7.0
Ghost Rider (2022) Annual #1  
7.0
Green Lantern (2023) #1

May 9, 2023

6.5
Green Lantern (2023) #2

Jun 13, 2023

7.5
Green Lantern (2023) #3

Sep 12, 2023

7.0
Green Lantern (2023) #4

Oct 10, 2023

7.0
Green Lantern (2023) #5

Nov 14, 2023

7.0
Moon Knight (2021) Annual #1  
6.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #1

Sep 21, 2023

7.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #2

Sep 21, 2023

7.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #3

Sep 21, 2023

7.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #4

Sep 21, 2023

6.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #5

Sep 21, 2023

6.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #6

Sep 21, 2023

6.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #7

Sep 21, 2023

6.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #8

Sep 21, 2023

7.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #9

Sep 21, 2023

6.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #10

Sep 22, 2023

6.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #11

Sep 22, 2023

6.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #12

Sep 22, 2023

7.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #13

Sep 22, 2023

7.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #14

Sep 22, 2023

7.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #15

Sep 22, 2023

7.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #16

Sep 22, 2023

7.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #17

Sep 22, 2023

7.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #18

Sep 22, 2023

7.5
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #19

Sep 22, 2023

7.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #20

Oct 17, 2023

6.0
Batman / Superman: World's Finest (2022) #21

Nov 21, 2023

6.5
Justice Society of America (2022) #4

May 17, 2023

7.0
Justice Society of America (2022) #5

Jul 28, 2023

7.0
Justice Society of America (2022) #10

Jun 29, 2024

8.0
Poison Ivy (2022) #1

Mar 31, 2023

7.5
Poison Ivy (2022) #2

Mar 31, 2023

6.5
Poison Ivy (2022) #3

Mar 31, 2023

5.5
Poison Ivy (2022) #4

Apr 3, 2023

Generic PoS boss sexually harassing his employee is killed, then Ivy's gay coworker that she literally just met randomly kisses her?? Is that not also sexual harassment? Thankfully Ivy liked it I guess. Weak issue that feels forced and a bit silly.

7.0
Poison Ivy (2022) #5

Apr 3, 2023

6.5
Poison Ivy (2022) #6

Apr 3, 2023

6.5
Poison Ivy (2022) #7

Apr 3, 2023

7.0
Poison Ivy (2022) #8

Apr 3, 2023

6.0
Poison Ivy (2022) #9

Apr 3, 2023

Probably a good issue if you're a fan of the Ivy/Harley ship, but I'm not.

6.5
Poison Ivy (2022) #10

Apr 3, 2023

6.5
Batman: Off-World (2023) #1  
6.0
Detective Comics (2016) #1070

Mar 28, 2023

7.0
Detective Comics (2016) #1076

Oct 31, 2023

Nice to have Ram writing Catwoman again.

7.0
Detective Comics (2016) #1077

Nov 14, 2023

6.0
Detective Comics (2016) #1078

Nov 28, 2023

Somehow worse than the previous two issues even though those were set-up issues. The backup story sucks. Stop bringing in Eiko and other garbage from her terrible New 52 run. There is only one Catwoman and it's Selina.

7.0
Knight Terrors: Ravager (2023) #1

Aug 3, 2023

6.0
Knight Terrors: Ravager (2023) #2

Aug 3, 2023

Wish this was a mini-series instead of whatever this dumb event is.

6.5
The Return of Superman 30th Anniversary Special (2023) #1  
7.0
Action Comics (2016) #1054

Apr 25, 2023

5.0
Action Comics (2016) #1055

May 23, 2023

This is some godawful dialogue.

6.5
Action Comics (2016) #1058

Oct 24, 2023

6.0
Birds of Prey (2023) #1

Sep 5, 2023

Gorgeous art, fun enough writing. Too bad about Harley.

6.0
Birds of Prey (2023) #2

Oct 3, 2023

6.5
Knight Terrors: The Joker (2023) #1

Jul 5, 2023

5.5
Knight Terrors: The Joker (2023) #2

Aug 1, 2023

6.0
Unstoppable Doom Patrol (2023) #1  
6.0
Wesley Dodds: The Sandman (2023) #1

Oct 13, 2023

6.0
Wesley Dodds: The Sandman (2023) #2

Nov 19, 2023

6.5
Cyborg (2023) #1

May 17, 2023

5.0
Cyborg (2023) #2

Jun 23, 2023

6.5
Daredevil (2023) #1

Sep 13, 2023

5.0
Daredevil (2023) #2

Oct 18, 2023

6.5
Knight Terrors: Green Lantern (2023) #1

Jul 11, 2023

5.0
Knight Terrors: Green Lantern (2023) #2

Aug 8, 2023

6.5
Knight Terrors: Poison Ivy (2023) #1

Jul 5, 2023

4.5
Knight Terrors: Poison Ivy (2023) #2

Aug 3, 2023

5.5
Knight Terrors: The Flash (2023) #1  
5.5
Knight Terrors: Zatanna (2023) #1  
5.5
Batman and Robin (2023) #1

Sep 12, 2023

5.0
Batman and Robin (2023) #2

Oct 10, 2023

4.5
Batman and Robin (2023) #3

Nov 14, 2023

Boring with painful art.

5.0
Batman and Robin (2023) #4

Dec 14, 2023

Weird book.

5.0
Batman: City of Madness (2023) #1

Oct 10, 2023

How can people possibly give this a 10? A masterpiece? A classic? This feels like it's written by a college student studying creative writing still. Art is OK.

5.0
Batman: City of Madness (2023) #2

Dec 14, 2023

5.0
FCBD 2023: Dawn of DC - Knight Terrors #1  
5.5
Knight Terrors: Catwoman (2023) #1

Jul 18, 2023

Much better than tini's usual output, but still not very good. This feels like an elseworld comic rather than a Knight Terror's tie-in. The solicit is (thankfully) misleading, there are weird changes of scene that give whiplash, silly things like Maggie smashing a crate and saying she's destroying the weapons even though the weapons are clearly fine, and tini still needs to learn to read her dialogue out loud before finalizing it.

4.5
Knight Terrors: Catwoman (2023) #2

Aug 15, 2023

This just feels like a normal nightmare Selina could've had without an event even taking place. And there's something about Selina doubting her GW plans that leaves me shaking my head. Her plan is stupid and she should know it's stupid, but the decayed hand of DC editorial insists it must go on despite this. Great art though... even though Bruce has brown hair.

5.0
Knight Terrors: Shazam! (2023) #1  
5.0
Knight Terrors: Superman (2023) #1  
6.0
Flash (2023) #1

Sep 26, 2023

3.5
Flash (2023) #3

Nov 28, 2023

Snoozefest

5.5
Knight Terrors: Batman (2023) #1

Jul 5, 2023

4.0
Knight Terrors: Batman (2023) #2

Aug 3, 2023

Yawn

4.5
Punisher (2023) #1

Nov 10, 2023

Pretty boring, and it's creation ridiculous.

5.0
Punisher (2023) #2

Dec 13, 2023

6.5
Batman (2016) #131

Mar 22, 2023

6.5
Batman (2016) #132

Mar 22, 2023

6.5
Batman (2016) #133

Mar 22, 2023

6.0
Batman (2016) #134

Apr 4, 2023

4.0
Batman (2016) #135

May 2, 2023

Flat arc with a flat ending. The villain is not only uninteresting but downright stupid and ridiculous, IMO taking away from the mythos behind the Joker. There is the rehashed "Batman can't be happy" trope for the hundredth time and unnatural dialogue with Selina randomly speaking of "judgements" and "feeling safe," which serves no purpose other than to tease whatever absolutely nonsensical drama that will form between Bruce and MU Selina in the coming issues after this one. The most interesting thing about this issue are the memberberries, but they are ultimately a shallow way to make people go "I clapped when I saw thing I recognize!" Was hoping this run would stick the landing better but it didn't. If a 5/10 is utterly mediocre than this is definitely subpar.

5.0
Batman (2016) #136

Jun 6, 2023

Decent setup for a potential interesting storyline to come, and Ortega's art is great. However it really feels like Marvel and DC are trying to throw their love interests under the bus so everyone hates them. Selina's dialogue feels extremely forced and unnatural. "You lied and me and my family almost died." "Haha wow! You got problems, Bruce." *jumps away* wtf??

3.0
Batman (2016) #137

Sep 5, 2023

Stupid. Everyone is OOC. "Saved" by Jimenez's art.

2.0
Batman (2016) #138

Sep 30, 2023

I'm at a loss for words as to how terrible this book and this event is. It's almost impressive.

6.0
Batman (2016) #139

Nov 7, 2023

S'ok

6.0
Batman (2016) #140

Dec 5, 2023

3.0
Batman (2016) #147

May 7, 2024

Stinky

2.0
Batman (2016) #148

Jun 4, 2024

Cheesy and lame with a "please clap" ending.

4.5
Knight Terrors (2023): First Blood #1

Jul 5, 2023

Harley calling Batman. lol. fuck off.

4.5
Outsiders (2023) #1

Nov 14, 2023

Boring

4.5
Supergirl Special (2023) #1

Oct 31, 2023

40 pages of Kara moping to the same beats as the current Power Girl book.

4.5
Titans (2023) #1  
4.5
Wonder Woman (2016) #800

Jun 21, 2023

Am I supposed to like Trinity?

5.5
Knight Terrors (2023) #1

Jul 11, 2023

3.5
Knight Terrors (2023) #2

Aug 3, 2023

4.0
Knight Terrors (2023) #3

Aug 8, 2023

4.5
Knight Terrors: Punchline (2023) #1

Jul 18, 2023

The prose was surprisingly decent, but I feel like the writer may have read too much Lovecraft judging by the overuse of the word "impossibly." Not terrible but pretty boring like most of this event.

4.0
Knight Terrors: Punchline (2023) #2

Aug 15, 2023

4.5
The Penguin (2023) #1

Aug 22, 2023

Who told this guy he can do noir?

4.0
The Penguin (2023) #2

Sep 28, 2023

4.0
Absolute Power (2024): Ground Zero #1  
4.0
Amazing Spider-Man (2022): Gang War: First Strike #1

Nov 29, 2023

Miles scolding Peter over a bunch of bullshit and sounding like a dumbass while doing so brings this mediocre tripe down to a 4.

4.0
Batman and Robin (2023) Annual: 2024

Jan 30, 2024

Stilted dialogue, meh premise.

4.0
Captain Marvel (2023) #2

Nov 22, 2023

Just another writer self-inserting rather than focusing on the character they're supposed to be writing. And another idiot spamming reviews on multiple accounts (RJ and JD).

4.0
Knight Terrors: Angel Breaker (2023) #2  
4.0
Knight Terrors: Wonder Woman (2023) #1

Jul 18, 2023

For a Wonder Woman book this sure does focus more on characters NOT named "Wonder Woman."

4.0
Knight Terrors: Wonder Woman (2023) #2

Aug 15, 2023

4.0
Neighbors (2023) #1

Mar 23, 2023

Generic horror with generic 2020s twitter politics; would likely be a 5/10 if not for the latter.

4.0
She-Hulk (2022) #12  
4.0
The Boy Wonder (2024) #2  
3.5
Knight Terrors: Nightwing (2023) #1  
3.5
Lazarus Planet: Revenge of the Gods #4  
3.0
Speed Force (2023) #1

Nov 14, 2023

4.0
Speed Force (2023) #2

Dec 12, 2023

3.5
White Widow (2023) #1

Nov 4, 2023

Boring, amateur, and cringey. Also CIZMANSAHAF & HASANTURKOGLU are the same person. I really don't know why you weirdos do this.

8.0
Catwoman (2018) #34

Dec 22, 2022

6.0
Catwoman (2018) #35

Dec 22, 2022

6.5
Catwoman (2018) #36

Dec 22, 2022

7.0
Catwoman (2018) #37

Dec 22, 2022

8.0
Catwoman (2018) #38

Dec 22, 2022

3.5
Catwoman (2018) #39

Dec 22, 2022

3.5
Catwoman (2018) #40

Dec 22, 2022

3.0
Catwoman (2018) #41

Dec 22, 2022

2.0
Catwoman (2018) #42

Dec 22, 2022

1.5
Catwoman (2018) #43

Dec 22, 2022

1.5
Catwoman (2018) #44

Dec 22, 2022

3.0
Catwoman (2018) #45

Dec 22, 2022

2.0
Catwoman (2018) #46

Dec 22, 2022

1.5
Catwoman (2018) #47

Dec 22, 2022

1.0
Catwoman (2018) #48

Dec 22, 2022

1.0
Catwoman (2018) #49

Dec 22, 2022

1.0
Catwoman (2018) #50

Dec 22, 2022

I know comic book standards are low but this is pathetic. You've got a writer self-inserting and stealing plot ideas from a 1988 movie while forcing it upon a character that simply doesn't fit into it. Not going to waste more than a few minutes on reviewing this garbage so I'll just say that it is basically a character study on how to ruin and degrade a character to the point where even her fans are calling her a POS. Selina is utterly unlikeable and despicable in this and it's honestly infuriating to see such a beloved character disrespected by her own owners/writers/editorial staff to such a heinous degree. Why is she friendly with a murdering stalker? Why is she intimate with a murdering stalker? Why is she comparing this murdering stalker that she barely knows to Bruce? Why is the plot of this run so boring the only thing anyone ever talks about is the horribly out of character and absurd relationship drama? If this run doesn't convince you of nepotism I honestly don't know what will. Very rarely do I rate anything, comic, movie, book or otherwise, below a 3, but the entirety of this run is certainly deserving of it. What the fuck was the point?

3.5
Catwoman (2018) #51

Mar 21, 2023

Boring and cringey continuation of #50.

4.0
Catwoman (2018) #52

Mar 21, 2023

Sleep inducing filler issue but still better than howard's normal output.

4.0
Catwoman (2018) #53

Mar 21, 2023

Nothing happens which is still better than the rest of howard's agonizing run. Eiko and howard's fat OC continue to be utterly uninteresting and the prison plot remains nonsensical. Read this if you don't like Catwoman or want to suffer narcosis.

3.5
Catwoman (2018) #54

Apr 19, 2023

Still stupid. Still cringe. Still selling terribly. All of the escapees would have been peppered full of bullets but everything goes swell because... the plot demands it, and whatever's convenient is what goes under howard's 6th grade writing capabilities. Will likely only get worse now that Selina's out of jail and howard can continue whatever dumbass plot she has in mind. Oh, and the art sucks, too. Not as much as the writing, but still.

2.5
Catwoman (2018) #55

May 16, 2023

Stop self-inserting tini. No one cares about your disgusting OC. Not the fat one or the creep with no boundaries. And goddamn this dialogue is atrocious. Imagine being paid to write this garbage.

2.5
Catwoman (2018) #56

Jun 20, 2023

"Stupid" is the only word I have for this.

3.5
Catwoman (2018) #57

Sep 20, 2023

Horrible dialogue, inauthentic character voices, reads like filler despite being part of a short event. The ridiculousness of the plot and gross mischaracterization makes it impossible to take this issue, and every other issue of this garbage event, seriously. I liked the interaction between Dick and Selina, but this issue is boring and (as Dick points out) stupid. If you're going to have a clash of ideologies you can't do it by subtracting 50 IQ points from every character involved. It needs to be believable. also lol @ the tini howard simp with an average score of 8.2. With amazing quality like that I can't imagine why comics are selling so poorly!

3.5
Catwoman (2018) #58

Oct 17, 2023

This is the third time Selina has seen Bruce break down in front of her and only this time does she display any sort of care or empathy. The difference between now and the previous times is that the plot finally allows for her to react as her character is supposed to react, rather than in an unnatural way that serves solely to move a poorly constructed storyline forward. Fight scene with Scandal was pathetic, art is meh, dialogue/prose is subpar. Not the worst issue of this event but still bad. The Bat editors need to be fired for allowing this pathetic excuse of a storyline and such gross mishandling of characters to exist.

1.0
Catwoman (2018) #59

Nov 21, 2023

As if tini howard can't butcher the character even more, she decides to give Catwoman powers. Then, proving how incompetent tini howard's Selina is, she immediately dies twice. On a mission to return a fucking cat. Mentioning valmont is an insta 2/10; combine that with everything else and it's a 0/10. Oh and an old lady found Selina under rubble. Guess Bruce or Dick or anyone else didn't bother checking it lmfao.

3.5
Catwoman (2018) #60

Dec 19, 2023

Wretched narration. Crazy that this writer is being given more work, much less the GCS.

3.5
Wonder Woman (2023) #1

Sep 19, 2023

Cartoonish political caricatures, eye-rolling narration, and Diana barely shows up. Awful.

3.0
Wonder Woman (2023) #2

Oct 24, 2023

Just what I like to read when I read a WW comic, Diana killing a bunch of soldiers because one Amazon killed people in a bar. This is dumb as hell and King still relies on narration as a crutch because he never learned to show instead of tell.

3.0
Wonder Woman (2023) #3

Nov 21, 2023

Page one and there's more narration, my god. This story is painful to read. DNF.

2.5
Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #24

Apr 19, 2023

1.5
Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #25

May 10, 2023

This is like reading an NTR doujin without the smut. Also a reminder that Bruno Mael, Spin-0-sa, AmbrosE, and AllWallace are the same person.

2.5
Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #26

May 30, 2023

Spiteful rage-bait of a climax with no payoff or character growth.

3.5
Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #35

Oct 11, 2023

It's sort of funny at least.

5.5
Amazing Spider-Man (2022) #37

Nov 11, 2023

3.0
DC's Harley Quinn Romances (2023) #1  
3.5
Harley Quinn (2021) #28

Mar 29, 2023

Sweeney Boo is good. That's it.

3.0
Harley Quinn (2021) #29

Apr 25, 2023

1.5
Harley Quinn (2021) #30

May 23, 2023

DNF I can't I just can't oh my god

3.5
Harley Quinn (2021) #31

Jul 1, 2023

2.0
Harley Quinn (2021) #32

Sep 28, 2023

This is so fucking stupid, and Ivy has been reduced to an absolutely pathetic state through her association with Harley. Really lovely art by Kelley Jones though.

3.5
Harley Quinn (2021) #33

Oct 26, 2023

2.5
Hawkgirl (2023) #1

Jul 18, 2023

It's time to stop.

2.5
Hawkgirl (2023) #4

Oct 22, 2023

This comic is why you hire for merit and not superficial attributes.

1.5
Batman / Catwoman: The Gotham War (2023): Battle Lines #1

Aug 29, 2023

I expected the worst and am still baffled as to how terrible this is. The foundation of the event is still ridiculous. You cannot just pay the majority of criminals not to commit crime. You certainly cannot find the millions of dollars in funds (MONTHLY) necessary to do so by stealing jewels from a hundred or so billionaires in the city. They would leave the city. They would put hits out on you. They would hire armed security. These trained thieves would die or quickly be arrested, and furthermore how the hell are dozens or hundreds of thieves going to hit the same 100 billionaires constantly without stepping on each other's toes? And they're going to give away 15% of their earnings to charity? Bullshit. The plan is stupid, Selina is stupid for coming up with it, and the Batfamily members that consider it are stupid. For some reason Howard and Zdarsky are on a mission to make Selina as cold and unlikeable as possible. She insults Bruce and blames the failed wedding on him, even though she was the one who left him at the altar because she thought it would be best for him and the city. Even though this conflict was already resolved and bringing it up again is retrogressive. Even though they got unofficially married sometime after this so what the hell is the point of bringing up the first plan to get married? This event looks to be a contrived mess that disregards basic logic as well as basic understanding of the characters written within. The dialogue and conflict are forced, and Selina in particular is egregiously out of character to the extent that it feels like DC is actively trying to make people hate her. She has insulted or snubbed Bruce for no good reason the past three times she's seen him and as a big Catwoman fan it's extremely discouraging to see her written this way. The dialogue of the rest of the Batfamily leaves much to be desired as well, and as a whole I think this event was likely written with the end in mind rather than an actual desire to tell a good and comprehensive story.

3.0
Batman / Catwoman: The Gotham War (2023): Red Hood #1

Sep 28, 2023

The characters in this event just keep changing with every issue. I'd also just like to point out that Above Ground Pools and DetroitSkyline are the same person (and potentially Matthew Rosenberg's mother).

2.0
Batman / Catwoman: The Gotham War (2023): Scorched Earth #1

Oct 31, 2023

Not even worth a long rant. Just absolute garbage. The premise was awful from the start and the ending just as bad. What a fuckload of shit.

2.5
Batman / Catwoman: The Gotham War (2023): Red Hood #2

Oct 24, 2023

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4.0
Power Girl (2023) #1

Sep 26, 2023

Unsubtle politics, nerfed breasts, a stupid name change, an annoying antagonist, a jobbing protagonist, and an uninteresting setup. Just one more garbage DC book that will sell horribly and be forgotten.

3.0
Power Girl (2023) #3

Nov 28, 2023

1.5
Power Girl (2023) #8

Apr 26, 2024

1.5
Power Girl (2023) #9

Jun 25, 2024

1.5
Power Girl (2023) #10

Jun 25, 2024

2.5
Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville (2023) #1

Sep 5, 2023

Reads like it was written by someone whose faculties stopped developing past the age of 13.

2.0
Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville (2023) #2

Oct 3, 2023

"A white man who thinks he's a god. Standard fare." A millennial liberal who can't write. Standard fare. Even without the standard Californian politics this is insultingly childish.

1.5
Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville (2023) #3

Nov 12, 2023

Complete joke.

2.0
Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville (2023) #4

Dec 11, 2023

lmao

1.5
Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville (2023) #5

Jan 6, 2024

It's absolutely pathetic that DC is putting out wretched garbage like this.

1.5
Alan Scott: The Green Lantern (2023) #2

Dec 1, 2023

Garbage like this by garbage writers like Tim Sheridan is why no one buys comics.

1.5
Harley Quinn (2021) Annual: 2024

May 7, 2024

Embarrassing.

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