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6.5
Overall Rating

Wow.

Ohhh my god.

Man what a story!

Really cool, I wish there was more though!

A very enjoyable comic that just went by too quickly.

Okay real talk this was adorable and I was enchanted and I will fight you if you disagree.

I was worried that after such a long break I wouldn’t love this issue as much as previous issues, but nope, this was great.

This is what a perfect comic looks like, sorry folks.

The perfect comic.

Literally perfect comic.

Perfect comic.

Oh my god I loved everything about this. Kingpin being vulnerable! Wesley being ruthlessly competent! Detective North having a crisis! Daredevil getting good! So great,

This comic is just so good with all of the characters.

So good.

Man I am all about this comic tbh.

Ugh how is this comic so PERFECT.

I really like this comic.

Oh man love this whole thing, the entity thing is real creepy and I love it.

I love this comic, it’s so great! Everything is spooky and weird and I am so here for the art and the panel layouts and oh my god I want to know what’s going on so bad.

Man, this comic is wild! I barely even noticed it passing, I was so gripped!

I just love this comic.

It’s just... I think I’m falling in love with you, Hawkeye Freefall.

Ugh this situation is such a mess and I am l i v i n g for it.

This one had such a cool, creepy vibe. I really liked it.

N i c e.

👍

Damn.

Someone protect my precious prideful child.

This is such a great comic.

Crazy times, man.

Man, this comic, I tell ya.

Man, this comic!

Man this comic, how is it this good?

Ugh this comic is so perfect.

Well jeez.

How is this always so good?

Just, like, wow, you know?

I’m back on the Hulk train,

This fuckin comic man.

Ohhhh my god.

Yes.

God, this is just so good. I love you, John. Absolutely living for that totally unprovoked (and yet very deserved) TS Eliot slam.

Tommy Willowtree is my favourite ever.

Ugh how is this comic so perfect I love it.

Wow, this was just... perfect.

Once again just a great comic.

Still perfect.

Love it as always. What a great comic, honestly, just perfect.

I love this so much. How can this comic make me love a story featuring Old Man Constantine? I don’t know. But here we are.

Amazing as always.

Perfect.

I quite enjoyed this, yes indeed.

This was so great, I’m loving the story and how it unfurls, can’t wait for more classic Lucifer.

Yaaaaaay my beautiful boy is back. <3

Man I am so glad that this comic is happening, it’s fabulous.

Love it.

Great issue!

Things are really heating up in the god fandom.

This was a really great issue.

Lucifer is such a dick tbh.

Oh Lucifer you are such a silly boy.

Oh noooo.

Love this comic so much.

Bullseye is literally perfect. I went through this comic grinning like a lunatic because I love him.

Loved it.

Perfect. That stuff where Punisher and Bucky were talking was great.

I don’t even know man, he exploded a dude right in half and I’m supposed to not give that a perfect score?

I love you, super fast sassy child.

Oh my gOD.

How is this comic always over so fast?!

That’s such a cool vampire origin story tbh.

Literal perfection, insert (heh) sex joke here.

Aw man.

Oh my god I had such a good time reading this and I’m not sorry.

I got six pages in and I wrote down “10/10” and I’m not about to call my past self a liar.

I really, really loved this issue. I love Judge Gallows, I love this story arc, I loved seeing Dora get smacked down and I’m not even sorry for it, 10/10

Yup, still way into it.

Welp, I loved it.

So many words.

This is Katana. She could cut all you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

Sorry, haters, but this is a perfect comic.

I loved this. I loved everything about this.

Sorry folks this is what the perfect comic looks like and I'm not actuallly sorry at all.

Sorry I just love this comic so much.

I loved this, sorry not sorry.

I love this comic, sorry not sorry.

This comic is so nice and I just love it okay don’t look at me I’m totally not crying.

Okay this was lovely. And also the scansion actually worked out, so that’s an instant win for me.

I loved this.

Oh no babies no my ship D:

Oh man this comic made me sad.

Ouch my heart.

Okay but like Veddie 4 life tho.

Help, I’m crying about a horse.

This was simply... astonishing, but needs more Boomerang.

This was honestly so great, loved it.

Oh no I’m so sad oh no.

Love it!

Really great ending.

Fabulous.

I liked this a lot! Nick Spencer is always so good for these one-shot character deep dives that make me weirdly emotional.

Okay I loved this way more than I should have.

Ugh I love this stupid comic so MUCH.

Delightful all the way through. That’s the power of friendship.

This was really great. My only niggling issue with it is the idea of it confirming an origin for the Joker. I don’t like that as a concept. But man, I loved this so much more than I expected.

I liked this one a lot!

I thought this was a really good issue okay don’t @ me.

This was great! Chip Zdarsky is great.

Oh my goooood.

So glad that someone is finally calling Daredevil out as the fake geek girl we all knew he was.

Oh my god I can’t read this I’m so stressed out.

Matt noooo.

Love this comic.

Still great!

Oh my god. Honestly what was that guy thinking, literally why would you try to bully the Kingpin, and real talk I was feeling bad for Kingpin there so I support him and his choices.

Omg I want Fisk and Daredevil to defeat these jerks so bad.

I wanted more Fisk, but otherwise great.

This was a wild ride and I loved it.

So great! I love this comic.

I love this comic so much.

Still so good!

God help me I kind of like Elektra??

I love this comic so much.

Loved it like always.

Love it!

Nooo stoooop how dare you make me care about Superboy-Prime!

So much feels.

Omg.

I just really enjoy this comic, I dunno man.

Still loving it.

This was a really good comic and I liked it a lot.

Shut up I’m not crying you’re crying.

I continue to be absolutely fascinated by this plot and these characters.

I really enjoy this comic, the story and the characters are very interesting and I can’t wait to see where this is all going.

Just really cool, twisted and spooky and neat.

I can’t wait to see where it goes!

Well shit.

I really like the way the plot is coming together.

This is one of those stories where the unraveling of the weird plot doesn’t ruin the whole thing for me.

Nice.

My new favourite lantern is the one with an erupting volcano for a face.

I love this comic.

This was a great issue but it’s losing some points for the text layout, which was sometimes annoying.

Yaaas queen, drag theeeeem.

Cosmic Ghost Rider is perfect sorry not sorry.

I need more of these idiots being ridiculous, I love them all.

Man, that talk with Rocket was deep.

This was fantastic.

Gasp!!!

I am so here for petty jerk Hawkeye, it’s unreal.

My only regret is that there was not more Bullseye. But seriously this was great.

Really good first issue tbh, totally into it.

Oh no.

I have never felt so vindicated in my whole life, Daken is the best.

Still great!

Another great issue!

I'm actually weirdly really into this? Man, I liked this a lot.

This is such a good comic.

Great as always!

Love it.

Fantastic.

I just love the writing.

Great.

Loving it like always.

I liked seeing the guy’s side of things, and also the way Roxxon is twisting things up, and also just everything!

Great as always.

Nice.

Whoa, Xemnu! I used to watch him when I was a kid I think...

Xemnu is so spooky and I love him.

Dang the body horror in this one is unreal.

Omg that body horror.

I love you Joe Fixit, only you could come up with the solution “blast self into space” and have it work.

Another great issue.

Great again!

Great.

Sick.

Damn RIP to that guy’s bar. He didn’t want any trouble smh.

Namor is so great omg, someone protect this precious crazy sea-angel.

Ugh this story is just so good.

Man, I was having such a good time and then Old John had to come back and ruin it all with his stupid face.

Yes please.

I’m going to ignore my quibbles with Constantine’s characterization and the way that Tynion IV seems to be leaning into his New 52 self- particularly the obsession with Zatanna- and say that on the whole I really enjoy this comic. The only good thing about the Zatanna thing is that this means that my trash boy Nick Necro is still canon. One day he will return to me.

Oh magic community, what did you think would happen?

Things are really heating up in the order fandom.

I’m always so excited by the idea of reading this book! So cool.

So great.

Nice, nice.

Well, that was haunting.

I actually enjoyed this a lot more than I have previously, I guess Old Man Lucifer was less vague and more interesting this time around.

I find my enjoyment of this comic increases the more it gives me glimpses of Lucifer-that-was. And I’m liking that we can see how this all connects finally!

Loved it like always.

I would give anything if Constantine and Lucifer became best friends.

This is a great comic and I love it.

Also great.

I really enjoy this comic a lot.

“Momma’s gonna be zero for two on open caskets.”

I just love this comic, it’s so great.

I just have such a nice time reading this comic.

Punish me, daddy.

I love this comic so much I just can’t deal with it.

Great as always.

Still a delight to read, honestly.

Such a good ending. I will miss this comic.

Well fuck.

I love my speedy boi and his spooky sister.

I love these stupid vampires and their stupid feelings.

I really liked this! I bet nothing terrible is going to happen, I bet they’re totally going to stay happy forever with no further strife!

Oh my god.

This is such a great comic, it’s always over too soon.

So great.

Sooooo great.

Omg what a twiiiiiist.

A great issue as always.

This comic keeps surprising me!

The implication of Pontius Pirate the musical immediately made this a near perfect comic tbh.

Things are going great.

Took me a minute to align my brain to it but we got there in the end.

I love this comic.

Man I just love these ridiculous teens and their ridiculous lives.

I love this comic! All the characters are just so good.

Ugh how is this comic so relatable, and yet I don’t live in a weird mansion with a bunch of runaways and also a dinosaur and a robot who are my chosen family?

So much drama!

Ugh I just love this comic it’s so good.

This is always just such a pleasure. I really love the way that all the characters are developed and feel real and worth caring about.

So great! I love this great comic.

I love this comic.

Great as always.

This issue made me sad but like in a good way?

I'm really not sure what you didn't like but I feel like you're going to tell me in detail.

I don't think this will be for some, but I really really enjoyed this. I think there were a few minor flaws that could have been ironed out, but I liked it a lot.

Knull is such a drama queen. 🖤

Wow this art is so amazing, and I really enjoy the writing.

Really engaging read, and I love the art.

What is it with Donny Cates and trying to murder babies?

What a powerful ending, really good.

Well I thought this was great.

I’m still into it!

Omg someone give this beautiful, delicate flower a hug, I love him.

I’m really sad about this chapter of his life closing. I can see that it’s changed Otto’s character, but I’m worried that it will be too easy for future writers to ignore that subtlety and go back to a simpler, worse character. I don’t know. I have a lot of complicated feelings about this one. I think that maybe that’s a good thing.

Just delightful, honestly.

Haha I just really enjoy reading this okay?

Batman always wins, Jimphony.

Still loving it.

The headlines for the different Jimmies killed me, and then the four Supermen parodies who took my place loved the rest of the issue.

Still love it, tbh.

I had a great time yet again.

Precious and pure, honestly, I don’t care what anyone says.

This was cool.

Really very good issue.

I’m like a little bit in love with this comic tbh, like I don’t even know if I can articulate why, it just sings to me.

I used to really dislike Dora, and I still kinda do, but this almost made me want to tolerate her.

This felt very classic Sandman, very House of Mystery, I liked it a lot.

I actually got big into the game thing, that was hella neat. Feeling a little confused about the whole revelation but I trust that will be made clearer in time...

Another solid issue for me.

Still way into it.

This comic is so cute and I love it.

Just so great that I’m even willing to overlook time travel shenanigans! SG just knows how to speak to me. In Squirrelese.

I love Squirrel Girl okay.

What a cliffhanger!

I thought this was really cool, tbh.

Eddie nooooo.

This was a great read.

Dylan is a good child.

I thought this was pretty good and I liked it.

Real talk I love Boomerang so much, he is perfect.

I really enjoyed this! Poor Spidey, nobody is ever going to believe that he wasn’t on team Kingpin.

This was very nice and I liked it a lot. I love Jonie.

I didn’t know much about Black Cat going in, but man, this really made me like her.

This story arc fascinates me, and I’m so invested in Black Ant and Taskmaster’s friendship.

Oh man everything is so great!

I’m enchanted.

Honestly, Jonah is so pure and I love him.

Pretty good stuff I guess if you’re into that sort of thing.

I really like the exploration of the moral dilemma and the struggle. It’s good!

What a twist!

Good.

Well that escalated quickly.

Great.

Nice.

Good issue as always.

Feelings!

Honestly, I'm here for all of it.

Enjoyable.

This was pretty good and I had a good if occasionally confused time reading it.

Another solid issue, I like how this is all unfolding.

Great.

I just like reading this!

Cute!

I just... have so much fun reading it.

Delightful.

Yes, this is good, I like this.

This is all fine, nothing funny to say here.

Thori is the best boy and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Yes, I also like the Justice League.

Okay this was... so fun?? I don’t know what’s happening somebody pinch me.

I am living for Alfred’s relentless sass. And also the name Eduardo Flamingo.

Alfred continues to absolutely rock my world with his sass, god bless.

This was really good, which blew my goddamn mind because this whole concept was corrupt to me. But yeah, I liked it! Good work, team.

Another really good issue!

I am so extremely here for Dad Hood it’s unreal.

I really enjoy this comic and I am even willing to forgive the fact that he is an annoying teen.

It was cool to see all the upheaval in the Dreaming from an outside perspective. Definitely not my favourite issue so far, but a good one!

I really like the thing with his dad, I wish it had been a little longer, but yeah!

This comic is such a breath of fresh air. The dialogue and plot are great and I love it honestly.

Who knew that watching someone beat up their friends would be so fun?

This was a really good conclusion to this story!

I love Conan and his best friend, a lion, and I respect their deep and abiding need for murder.

I am both delighted and enchanted that Conan just punched god.

Cosmic Ghost Rider is too pure for this terrible new earth.

This is a really cool idea!

A good issue again!

Fun!

I love that there are fancy flying fight priests now, this is canon forever.

This was really good and I liked it a lot. There was a line in it that I really enjoyed and I can't remember the line now but I want the record to show that I liked it.

I liked this a lot! Really good ending. I’m going to call it powerful, mock me if you will.

This is really great! Chip is so great.

This is such a great comic.

I really like seeing the aftermath here.

A little wordy, but not in a bad way.

Still great!

So good.

A good, solid issue.

I'm usually not a big zombie person, but this was actually really great!

This guy is such a great writer.

Oh my god my heart.

Haha man the art is so bad, but the story is so good.

Big into this, liking the characters and the concepts a lot, excited to see where it goes.

I really like this, I dunno what it is but it sings to my soul.

Big into this, liking the characters and the concepts a lot, excited to see where it goes.

I really like this, I dunno what it is but it sings to my soul.

Omg Bellus nooooo. Also not to be dramatic but I would die for Jeff.

I’ll say this for Decorum: it just absolutely flies by.

I'm really interested in this villain and while there were a few missteps, on the whole I'm quite positive about this comic.

Ooo cool.

Well, I'm invested!

Okay I'm not even sorry I loved this so much. Spider-Punk... sorry, Spider-Man has my heart forever.

Really great blend of comedy and seriousness, just nice.

Love it.

Spidey threatening to eat dudes is so pure to me.

Like okay the ending was weirdly rushed but this is a science five/5 from me tbh.

Liked the main story a lot. The Grifter backup was fun too.

I didn’t read the Red Hood story. ❤️

I sometimes feel like I struggle a little bit with the art, but for the most part it’s great.

Good stuff but I want moooore.

I’m looking forward to finding out how it goes.

Another good issue! Those smiley dudes unsettle me very much.

Honestly this was great, and it hearkened back to some of the classic Green Arrow stuff and I’m so sad that this was it! I want to know more!

This was really good!

I love the salty rock man.

Somehow this gets me really interested in space drama.

Omg no my special bony boy.

Pretty good I guess.

Good issue as always.

I love this evil child.

Oh no Rocket noooo.

This was very sweet and a good conclusion.

YES I love a murder mystery.

Dang they really did that.

Wild!

Nice, I’m enjoying the plot, maybe leaning a little too much into the long explain-y bits.

Right back into what I liked about this comic! What a good issue.

A pretty interesting take on something I think we all find a frightening prospect.

I get it but I don’t love it, you know?

Obviously one such as I struggles to truly appreciate a comic such as this, but I thought it was pretty good despite not really knowing anything about the big-head man.

I liked this issue a lot, it had some good tension going on.

I love you just how you are, Joe Fixit.

I really liked this, no surprise there.

Yeah, this was good, so happy to see my sweet Bullseye there, being delighted by Groot and Rocket, refusing to acknowledge that he knows who Thanos is.

Someone give this poor man a hug.

This is a wild ride.

So good.

That’s a real snazzy hat.

Namor noooo.

So much drama.

These characters are so great and I love this whole thing.

This was actually so much better than I was expecting it to be, like just really tightly written and super interesting, can’t wait for this mystery to be unraveled.

This felt a lot like vintage Hellblazer. And I love vintage Hellblazer.

I’m still really enjoying it!

I think... I liked this. There were some things that were a little rough, but yeah, over all quite satisfying.

This was pretty cool but real talk, Constantine deserves so much better, and I kiiiinda saw that ending coming a few miles away.

Okay wow not even going to tell the symbiote you love them back? Harsh, dude.

Great!

Cool, cool.

Sick.

I’d let Batroc and Star tag-team bully me any day.

This was really good!

Haha All-Black the Necro-Verse, A+.

I would read a million issues of God Cop tbh.

I especially enjoyed the old Lucifer stuff, it felt very classic Lucifer.

I’m enjoying it!

This was an enjoyable read for me, I’m super excited for this plot! Also I’m so happy about Constantine being here, and I loved his reaction to the hardware store.

I love Doom and also this comic.

This was really cute and nice and good character stuff without being all blatant about it.

I love you, angry metal man.

What a fun read, I’m so grateful that Tom Taylor is capable of writing amusing dialogue that doesn’t make me want to stab my eyes out, unlike some writers I could name.

Sorry but I loved this, I had such a good time and I love how utterly insane Bullseye is, this was just a really fun, unnecessarily violent read.

N i c e

I think it’s neat if a little trippy, Xorn is the best of us.

Pretty cool.

Dramatic.

This comic is too pure.

This comic is so insane and I love it.

I love you, Frank.

I think my favourite thing about Punisher is that the only thing he’s more ruthless about than killing is being aggressively on-brand at all times.

Great.

Is there anything this precious boy can’t murder?

I’m going to miss you, you beautiful lunatic.

Mr. Dibbles for best new character 2018.

Greg noooo.

Hell yeah vampire war.

That Ditko’s Question parody just... it sang right to my soul.

Another great issue.

Still very good.

I just love this comic, the characters are so great.

Man, these characters are just so great, and this story is great.

I’m so happy for Doombot. ♥️

So good as always.

Loved it.

Doc Justice no! You seemed so totally trustworthy and not at all like a secret dick!

Aww man someone please give Matthew a hug.

I didn’t feel as deeply connected to the characters as usual (other than Gert), but this is still such a good comic.

Great always.

So good as always, I love you Runaways.

I just love it! Salem is the best.

Still invested!

Was this... good? Was this a good Shazam issue?? I don’t know what’s happening anymore.

I liked this one, it felt a little quick and inconsequential though.

Chip always knows how to hit me in the feels.

it was okay if you like Spider-Men, I GUESS.

Oh my god.

Man, my feelings.

Great issue.

Well I for one trust these space pyjamas completely.

Oh my god!

I thought this was very cool! I feel bad for the friend though. ):

Still good!

Well, I for one am excited to see where this is all going.

Something about the way Chip writes even exposition dumps just works for me. He’s so good I love him.

Good as always.

Interesting!

Lord have mercy I’m invested in a Suicide Squad comic. Am I dreaming? Is this a beautiful dream?!

I love Captain Boomerang and I’m not sorry for that.

Man I just love Deadshot so much I’m happy for him and his new best dog pal.

Still great tbh.

I wish they hadn’t spoiled the ending! Made the whole thing hella obvious. Still a good issue though.

I really like this okay?

Deus ex morgue. I thought of this bad joke and now we all have to live with it.

Help I’m in love with the Superior Spider-Man.

Oh my god, Norman Osborn is such a dick.

Otto nooooo.

Superman winking at the camera while a nonplussed citizen looked on gave me life.

Well I’m still having fun.

Imperius rex.

Very good issue.

I don’t know if this one just hit me in a good mood or what but man the vibes on this one, I liked it a lot.

I like this one a lot! Excited to see where we’re going.

Cool.

Aw no my heart.

This got a little repetitive but I won’t lie, I’m invested. Also I will never be over Matthew with giant eyes.

Nice.

Honestly I quite liked this ending.

Things are going great.

Long.

Damn it Rachel.

Oh nooo.

Oh nooooo.

Man y’all KNOW you didn’t need to shibari tie that dude.

I really enjoyed this. Thori is the goodest boy.

I will worship all day at the throne of Loki the Necrogod.

Poor Thor is having such a difficult day.

I really liked seeing things from Odin’s perspective! That guy has some issues!

RIP, that guy.

Nice ending, I appreciated having all the loose ends tied up.

Well that’s hella cool.

Pretty good stuff here.

Aw man poor Bill.

Bring me more Loki!

Is it weird that the horrifying star plague monster is kind of my new fave?

Another really good issue!

A good issue as always!

Cool as always. Love to see some nice sibling time.

Sick.

Throg. ❤️

throg throg throg thrOG THROG THROG THROG

Not to be dramatic but I would die for both Throg and Bats.

The grief and sadness and frustration felt so real, a very good issue.

Bullseye is legit the best of us and I love him. Also the art is great.

Omg the scary evil god man said that the symbiote adores Eddie.

Nooooo my shiiiiiiip.

Niiiiiiice.

I wish I had a cool symbiote cat.

A great issue as always.

Ooo nice.

oh nooooo.

Howard for president.

All I want to know is what the bad guys are up to.

Everything feels really tied together and meaningful, I like it!

Great issue again.

A solid ending.

Jeff for best new character 2k19.

Well great now I’m sad.

What can be said that hasn’t already been said?

I actually really liked this, and I can’t wait to see where it all goes.

I actually really enjoyed this, so yay!

I really, really enjoyed this, super excited to see how this plays out.

Cool cool cool.

A very good issue! I liked it a lot!

Love the new guy’s look.

This was a pretty great issue.

I liked this one a lot.

This was weirdly religious but, like, in a good way?

Aww man, you’ll always be my favourite, Riddler.

I enjoyed this from beginning to end.

This is good and all but I miss Boomerang.

This was pretty good, nothing really to say about it.

I thought this was pretty good, it was good to see things from MJ’s perspective, I thought.

This was good! I don’t know what to tell you, I liked it!

This had some good moments! I generally enjoy it!

Okay I am a sucker for the most dangerous game stories and I am so excited for all the villains to go wild.

I’m so ready for everything to get all most dangerous game up in here.

Finally, the game has become most dangerous. RIP randos.

omg it’s so pure that Black Ant is Taskmaster’s best pal. <3

Oh Vulture you fool.

This guy’s preeeeetty spooky.

Well, I love D-list villains.

Fun! I love these people!

Aww Peter you dummy.

Cool, cool.

That bug in the ear thing was 2 gross 4 me.

Ugh time travel.

I wasn’t as excited about this as I expected to be.

This was pretty good, it just felt a little quick.

This was cute and fun and I’m loving the absence of future trash tbh.

A solid issue with much to look forward to.

I love Jonah so much.

This is always a fun read.

Spider-Man and Boomerang going on a scavenger hunt is the cutest thing ever, I hope they are BFFs forever.

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Gog.

I am so, so happy that they adopted Gog.

Pretty good, tbh, the dreams were suitably spooky, and I liked the call to MJ.

Man I’m always a sucker for Overdrive.

This was another very good issue!

I liked the main stories, but not so much the additional ones.

It’s another good issue I don’t know what to tell you!

Nice, nice.

I know that I definitely missed out on things that giant nerds will judge me for missing, but I did enjoy the aura of oppressive dread in this one.

Another great issue!

Good, but this art though.

Great.

Good issue.

Nice.

Boomerang. ❤️

I'm kind of extremely here for Randy & Janice modern day Romeo and Juliet (with bank heists).

I am so incredibly here for Robbie Robertson & Tombstone brotp, please let this continue for a thousand years.

A good issue again! Stop it comic, you’re confusing me with your interesting, complicated characters and realistic viewpoints!

Man that opening speech was so slimy and way too real.

Dang, what an ending!

I love Annihilus and Blastaar and I want them to become best friends forever.

This was way better than I expected, tbh, I was really into it.

I was more into this than expected, and I’m legit upset about that bee dying.

This was cute and I’m interested in the mystery and I am fond of the characters.

This is just fun to read. The right mix of mystery and fun personal relationships, and Nick Spencer writes great characters.

I just have a nice time reading this.

Such fun to read.

Ooo mysterious.

I am getting more and more into this, really interested in the characters now, stupid headgear and all.

Pretty cool!

I had a good time reading this, I enjoy this sort of politicking a lot.

Omg I can’t believe Broo is in this. I liked the scope of this. At first I thought it was a bit slow, but we got there in the end. Cool!

I think this plot is cool and I’m enjoying the glimpse into everybody, especially Robbie! Also, I love you evil skull face vampire dog.

Poor Robbie.

Gasp! Gorilla-Man, no!

Gasp! Systemic sexism, no!

I deeply appreciate being able to take a break.

Boohoo I hate my awesome fire ghost car just because it tried to murder my loved ones.

My boooooy.

Okay end to the arc, I’m interested in seeing where the plot goes.

I like this story, I think it’s cool, and the characters are being handled well!

This was a pretty good issue!

This was a good ending to a good series! Really cool way to defeat the villain!

I actually really liked this one, way more than the first. I think it was the severed head describing attempted murder as “my goof” that really sold me.

I’m cautiously back into it.

Once again a good issue! Stop it Batman, you’re spoiling me!

This was... a good issue? Thank you, Batman, please may I have another.

This was nice.

This was neat!

What kind of assholes bring their baby to a movie? It is rude and also bad for their hearing! Don’t bring your babies to regular showings of things! But like yeah otherwise this was pretty good.

I’m kind of sad that all anybody ever remembers Bane for is breaking people. Another pretty good issue, though.

This score is mostly for the bookending stories tbh.

The first and last story were good. The middle two do not bear speaking about, and I shan't consider them further.

This one was fun, I liked this one.

Black Cat-Wolverine is the team-up I didn’t know I wanted, but I loved it.

Elaborate heist of Black Cat’s trauma and moral lines! I’ll take it!

Well I don’t know who any of these people were but I am helpless to do anything but love and respect Chip.

Nice, but maybe a little light?

This was pretty cool, but I feel kind of sad because I really don’t know anything about the lore here.

Solid with some occasional moments that I didn’t love. Her haircut looks dumb, sorry but it’s true.

I love Nat but I would also read just a whole comic about Bucky and Clint crouched in the bushes and bickering tbh.

Booooo bring back bush bickering.

Aww man I got really attached to fake family.

Nice conclusion.

I liked this!

Cool cool cool.

I’m glad we’re discarding all the New 52 garbage.

I don’t feel like a lot happened here and yet somehow it was also incredibly rushed? That being said, I’m still in.

I think this is going really well, I like the characters and the plot and everything.

There sort of a bit too much going on but I’m still interested in the characters and the story.

You’re fine, Tim.

Aww Gorgon no. ):

Well this prison doesn’t seem like a very nice place at all.

Okay like real talk I’m invested.

Still liking it.

Okay actually I want a million issues of just Lauri-ell trying to fit in on Earth, I love her.

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Lauri-ell.

Honestly, I am living for the Statler and Waldorf snakes. Snaketler and... Hissdorf? I don’t know I’ll work on it.

This was a good issue, I liked it.

Pretty good tbh, I think I just get such a kick out of seeing Conan try to make sense of the real world that this comic would work for me even if it was boring.

This man and his giant swords, god bless.

Gasp.

Never speak to me or my deadly assassin ever again.

This wasn’t quite the ending I expected. It didn’t hit me the way I thought it would, given the previous issues.

me, sobbing: oh my god I hope Ace and Krypto are best friends forever.

Well the faces were rough but tbh I am all about Jason teaming up with the dog.

This is a really nice comic.

Oh no he’s so saaad.

This was cute and fun and I would seriously die for Jeff.

A good issue.

This is giving me too many emotions.

I love the art so much. And I actually really had a good time with this, I’m super into it now.

I never have any goddamn idea what is happening and I can’t decide if that’s good or bad lol.

I'm into this and I like the villain.

I’m interested to see where this all goes, it seems cool!

Planes are actually designed to be able to take a lightning strike! Maydays go out on the usual channel, as long as they’re in range of a tower (and they definitely are, they’re near Japan!) then someone for sure heard and should have responded! The More You Know!

A touch pretentious at times and also the ending was a little silly, but overall I actually thought this was pretty good.

This was a perfectly pleasant read and I have no real complaints.

This was good! I'm intrigued!

I was into this.

BATS.

Plumbing saves the world yet again. Tbh this was hella pure and I had a great time reading it.

This was good and all, but I feel like this story is so disjointed and messy at this point, I hope it all draws together in the end.

Good, good.

This was generally very good, if a bit wordy.

I would murder Reed Richards and no court in the world would convict me.

I really liked the first story, the second was cute.

This was actually really cute and fun and normally I’d give it an 8.5/10 but then there was Boomerang, 11/10

I just had a very nice time reading this and I’m not sorry about it. People being mean to Boomerang is my aesthetic.

I love Tom Taylor’s dialogue! Needs more Boomerang though.

Really good! I love it!

Real talk, Boomerang is the best of us.

I love this guy’s writing.

Such good writing.

I want to be like MJ when I grow up.

I will miss this comic. It was so sweet!

I didn't read the backups. ❤️

Backups? Never heard of her. ❤️

Cool.

Yes, I am into this also.

I liked this, although it was a little overwhelming at times!

I am looking forward to the conclusion.

This issue was a bit tame and I kinda wish there was maybe more weird or adventure or something, but I understand sometimes there needs to be an explainy issue, so I’m willing to let it slide.

This was so Grant Morrison.

666nestro, the ship I didn’t know I wanted or needed.

I kind of wish this had been spread out a little more, to give the story some more room to breathe. Because I liked this a lot but it was so rushed and a little explainy.

I don’t think I’ll ever be over punk Groot.

A fun time that was over too fast!

Nooooo my precious cosmic boy!

This is probably a little too cosmic for my sensibilities, but I largely enjoyed it.

Aw man.

This was pretty good!

I miss the polyamorous blue people. ):

I liked this!

Very interesting comic.

That was also nice.

I actually was really interested in that origin story, and I wish that we had gotten more of that earlier, because I’m finally not bored by this character and his story!

I actually ended up liking this a little more than usual, though it was still a little scattered for me.

Is it weird to love Mister Sinister best of all? Too bad it’s happening.

I actually got really into the team dynamics for this issue. Not sure why it suddenly worked for me, but nice.

Clive noooo!

Robots no. ):

I’m just in love with how much they all hate Mr Sinister, I love that for them.

Honestly I can do nothing but respect such a clean and simple plan.

Really cool idea.

I thought this was a really cool one.

I liked this one, it never quite went where I expected. I really liked the cover.

Damn RIP.

I’m not a fan of the older style of writing, but I was interested throughout, and glad to learn these things.

Deeply enjoyable.

Yes, this was good, nothing really clever to comment here.

I actually really enjoyed this one, sorry if I’m wrong.

Feels like threatening Joker in this scenario was the wrong call but like yay a wedding!

Man, this has so many complicated feelings in it, poor Namor.

I love this story and it makes me feel so many things. But oh my god this art.

I feel like it was a teensy bit rushed and I would have like more of something, but it was a solid ending.

Very good issue.

I’m beginning to think Tony’s not doing so great.

I don’t know I feel like I could get behind being a mindless crystalline creature just up to nothing all day...

I actually was kind of into this, I am proud of the Joker for messing everything up for everybody, what a huge dick ♥️.

My favourite part was absolutely John Stewart regretting asking about the Trickster.

I wish this had been a little longer, honestly, I would have enjoyed even more about this.

It was nice to see Tynion writing Constantine again, even for a few minutes, and I'm going to go ahead and be cautiously optimistic about this title as a whole.

Yes, I liked this for the most part.

Neat.

I felt like it needed a little something more, but it was still good and I still care.

I thought this was preeeetty spooky.

I liked this for the most part! I really liked the art.

This was an interesting issue, I quite enjoyed reading it!

I quite liked this issue! I’m glad to see things moving along a bit!

Are we getting somewhere? I love to be somewhere!

That body horror at the end was pretty cool.

Will Zdarsky make me love the Justice League again?? That will be the truest recovery from betrayal here.

Batroc is best boy.

What’re we some kinda death troupe?

I guess it’s FINE for a gross FUTURE STORY.

This was pretty fun.

I liked this issue a lot more than the previous one.

I liked this, it had good vibes.

I could do without the whole opening loss fakeout thing but I liked everything else here, it was neat to see the characters more and get a sense of who they are before they all start perforating each other.

Beep bop sciencey science I love science and, uh...

Aww, this was nice (aside from all the horrible torture).

I mostly really liked this one! I’m excited for the next issue!

I dunno man don’t look at me.

Weird but I'm still into it.

Glob is such a good dad.

Oh no... I... liked this? A good Nightwing comic? In THIS economy??

Excellent use of T-Rex.

Needs way more Bullseye.

This is a cool story, RIP that kid.

I actually really liked this, especially the part where Morlun had the Central Park Zoo seal of approval.

I actually really enjoyed this, it was super fun.

I really enjoy this comic.

Okay listen I would read a Wolvermean ongoing and tbh I think it’s a crime that one isn’t already in production.

Haha Mister Sinister is my new fave.

Big into the current stuff, Namor is my new new fave. Not as excited about the crazy future stuff though.

The Punisher menacing an ice cream man is just A++.

Poor, poor Foggy.

Well, I don’t know who this mystery man is, but I’m excited to find out!

I love how this comic is pretty much just some dude telling Punisher about a war.

It’s a very engaging read.

Is it wrong that I’m rooting for those three dudes that I don’t really know to die?

noooOOOOO

I like these characters a lot and I want to see what terrible things Alex is plotting.

I thought this was cool but Nico, girl, what is you doing?

Aww it’s okay Alex I still love you even though you’re a zombie and also just awful as a person.

Nice.

How does this comic get me invested in dumb high school bullshit?? I love you Runaways.

Good issue.

Damn we all really hate Fabian Cortez huh?

This was fun to read and I liked it!

Fun!

Fun!

I just like Sabrina okay.

She’s a good spooky kid, okay.

Still good!

Curse your sudden but very expected betrayal!

I dunno I thought it was cute.

This was a good comic and I will miss it.

This was a nice ending! Maybe not a perfect ending, but I still liked it.

Oh Tommy, god bless your stupid heart.

The dialogue was snappy and fun and I enjoyed it.

I like Sean Ryan okay don’t judge me.

I will never be over the fact that he puts a little mask on his horse, it’s perfection.

I wouldn’t describe this version of Deadshot as overly in character, but I mostly like everything else about this comic so that’s nice.

My only regret is that there was not more of people being mean to Captain Boomerang, who absolutely deserves it.

The backstory was a bit of a drag but for the most part I liked it!

I like this comic and I am really interested in the plot, some weird moments but I forgive.

I really enjoy this comic still, no complaints. I love Green Star-Lord.

Well, this was enchanting.

The villain’s speech was a little bit on the nose there, but I thought that this issue really hit a home run ;D

On principle I really liked this, but I do think that some of the dialogue was a little clunky and that was annoying.

Spooky.

Comic book brain science is my absolute favourite kind of brain science.

This was for sure my favourite one thus far, and I feel like it actually did Infinite Crisis better than Infinite Crisis?

I really liked this one! His creative move names! Adorable!

This was a great ending!

I think this was interesting, there were some things that annoyed me, but on the whole I am interested.

I thought this was really cool! I like how he had a Hulk head in a bag.

I actually really enjoy this. I love bad guys, and this has the perfect mix of fun and serious, and I just had a nice time reading it.

This is a very cool premise. I’m not a huge fan of the art style, though.

Cool, cool.

Cool!

Generally I’m quite excited by this comic and its basic ideas, real thrilled about the return of my boy Judge Gallows.

I still don’t really like Dora but what can you do.

Jophiel just slowly going insane while the other two are immediately ensorcelled, I love that.

This was just the right amount of sad.

I expected nothing and was pleasantly surprised! This score is not taking into account the Punchline story, which I read but don’t want to talk about!

Main story is good, don't care about Punchline still.

I actually really enjoy this comic, it's very engaging. The "Also featuring Punchline" on the cover feels more like a threat than anything. Let us speak of it no further.

I’m really very mad about all of this, they killed my best boy and I’m never going to be over it. If Cordelia dies we riot.

This went by so fast, which I both love and respect.

I’m intrigued!

I'm still into this.

Good still.

Cool.

I enjoyed this and am willing to overlook the random poetry moment.

I am so proud of Ratatoskr.

This was a neat story and I liked the love interest, which is pretty rare for me. Also lol poor Loki, even when Thor doesn’t know they’re fighting, Loki still loses.

Still amused that Thor was pretty much not in this.

Maybe the real ultra-powerful magic hammer was the friends we made along the way.

Man Loki doesn’t deserve any of this, he’s been a good person all his life.

Man, Old Man Thor is such a buzzkill.

Pretty good I GUESS.

Honestly, Jamie deserves so much better than this.

This was really good! I don’t usually care about Cyclops, but this made me invested!

I really enjoyed that rose-tinted glasses joke.

Good good, everything is good here.

Man, Jamie really cannot catch a break.

Man these X-folks are just dropping like flies.

Cool enough, I like the message that they shouldn’t be the ones to hide.

Noooooooo.

Actually feels like it belongs in the Venom run, nice.

Pretty cool but I’m hoping for more next issue.

Aww Dylan teaming up with his step-symbiote is honestly the most precious thing.

Pretty cool I guess if you like Venom or whatever.

Nice.

Nice.

A little chaotic, but a lot of great moments!

I liked this in concept and mostly in execution, though there were a few hiccoughs.

This had some cool stuff going on in it.

The art was really nice and I like the concept generally. A little bit too much “as you know” at times, but mostly enjoyable!

Still a little as-you-know-y but better about it.

Cool, cool.

Boomerang had a symbiote?!?!?!

Shut up I like this stupid comic okay.

Haha shut up don’t judge me.

I’m just so amused that Noh-varr is wearing Quentin’s t-shirt.

Quentin holding Jeff gave me life.

A neat twist on the character, and I liked the ending a lot.

There can be only one dad.

I just really like this story arc, I think it’s neat.

This was actually really good, I had a nice time reading it. And I liked the art a lot.

Still very engaging to me.

There are some things I’m a little wary about, but overall I’m excited for this one!

Still pretty good! I really like the art.

I’m sensing a hint of hubris here.

A few bumps but mostly pretty good.

Well this seems like fun.

I want Darwin and Synch to be best friends forever.

No big deal but Magneto is... pretty cool.

Good.

Is it weird to love crazy mutant politics? Yes? Too bad.

I mostly liked this a lot. Franklin is such a Teen.

I wish Doom was my cool uncle.

If it’s wrong to love Doom then send me to Latveria where it is right to love him forever.

It’s written in a style that I don’t care for, and I don’t love the art either, but I know both of those are products of their time and so I cannot judge too harshly. It’s a good story though!

Well I don’t know about you gang but I have a good feeling about prejudice being fixed forever!

This was good! I am excited for the next part.

This was surprisingly good? There were a few clunky moments, but I enjoyed the introspection and the way that she doesn’t accept being seen as just a victim.

Oh man, so much is happening!

This series has all the intrigue I want from the rest of these stories!

I actually thought this ended really strongly, good work team.
8.0
 Amazing Spider-Man (2018) #25 Aug 16, 2019

Once again a pretty good issue, I’m glad we didn’t do too much with the future, even if it ended up being a bit of an anticlimax.

Dramatic!

Honestly, for me Boomerang covers a lot of sins.

This was actually a pretty interesting issue, I felt like I was getting more from the characters than before.

Still good, interested to see just what’s going on and how far he’s willing to go.

This keeps getting more complicated and interesting.

I would be extremely into a buddy cop comic that was just Nova and Annihilus forever.

A good time, though a few jokes didn’t quite land with me.

This was very cute and nice and no I’m not crying about that bug-lord dying shut up.

Wow, I didn’t expect Archie Andrews to be such a magic racist.

I liked getting a bit more detail about the characters and what’s going on with them.

I thought that this was a pretty okay comic!

In general an 8/10, but with Namor’s outfit included in the consideration it’s easily an 11/10.

Man, poor Dracula is having a real rough go of it.

This was less good than I expected, tbh.

Oh my god no, my heaaaaaart.

I don’t know about you but I’m beginning to suspect that Mephisto might be up to something.

So far so interesting! I like the characters and they seem to be written pretty good, and I think the plot is neato.

I really like this villain and her gang, I think they’re neato.

Their backstory is kinda whatever but I really like the characters and I’m so excited for where this is going to go.

I’m really sad about creepy mask dude, I’m not going to lie to you.

I can’t deal with Conan and Scarlet Witch just hanging out like it ain’t no thing.

A solid issue with some sneaky planning by Monica that I appreciated.

I must know more of this lobster.

I feel like the twist was a little repetitive, but I still think this is an interesting story.

The art was so good. The story was pretty good.

I liked this one! A solid issue for sure.

Fine! I’m willing to enjoy this.

I’m still mostly into it but I find the faces kinda unsettling.

This had some issues but I’m staying positive.

I enjoy the investigating!

I would have given anything for Batman to have gotten on the bus.

I actually quite liked this one, some really good emotional moments and overall a quicker read.

I’ve missed you, not terrible Constantine.

This was okay! Maybe a little too much stuff?

The look on Tony’s face when she called him a coward will live in my heart forever.

This was actually mostly fun. I enjoy a good heist.

I think technically if you heist a person that’s kidnapping.

elaborate heist elaborate heist elaborate heist

I liked this one but they should've kissed.

Aw he's so terrible; I love him.

I'm still enjoying this.

Still good!

I still like this comic and I am excited for where it’s going. Proud of you, T’Challa.

I think a major issue here is the pacing.

I am excited to be back on track with the plot.

Oh my god Tim you dumb baby.

A little jumbly.

I kind of struggled with this one, possibly because I am too dumb for comics.

This was actually very fun for me.

The domestic stuff is my favourite part every time.

I'm just delighted it's not set in the future.

I'm into this introspection and all that, so yeah, I'm liking this.

I'm pretty interested in this and how it's going.

I’m enjoying this, the pace is picking up a bit so that’s nice.

Not as good as previous, but still pretty good! I think this arc is very interesting and I like it a lot.

Wooo prison break!

A nice action issue.

An easy read, and an interesting one.

This was good! Good pace, good dialogue, I’m even down for body swaps.

Solid story.

Some nice moments.

I think this is interesting, though the issue was a bit brief.

Again, good!

This was rushed but also I love Lauri-ell so...

Good issue.

I thought this was actually really nice. Simple and sweet and meaningful.

I like the spooky ghost dude a lot.

I think that this maybe could have been executed a liiiiittle more neatly, but on the whole I'm interested.

This comic was kind of a digression, but a nice one.

The thing that I like about this comic is that it worldbuilds without boring me to death. Thank you for the cool world, Conan.

I love you, sharktopuses.

I just have a nice time reading about Conan killing everything, he’s great.

Good stuff, no complaints.

Simple, readable, fun, I can’t complain!

This is an enjoyable arc.

Good, good.

Yeah this was good, but damn it Wesley.

Okay I like this comic and all, but first it teases me by making me think Bullseye is going to be there, and then it brings Elektra back? Poor form.

Honestly, I’m extremely here for Constantine and Swamp Thing teaming up to bully Dr. Fate.

See what a nice time we can have when we focus on Wally West? I’m just saying.

I respect Mysterio and his #goals.

Definitely stirred up some of the old feelings, but at the same time I’m not hugely familiar with Wolverine so I think some things were lost on me.

Good stuff.

Good pacing and all.

This was a really good ending, I definitely felt it right in the feels.

If anything happens to Jeff we riot.

I had a nice time reading this and that’s all I can ask.

A solid issue but not as relentlessly fun as some previous.

Jeff is and will always be the highlight for me. His little knife! Precious.

Aw this book deserved better than being cancelled tbh.

This was good.

I thought this was pretty fun in the end, you know I’m a sucker for m e t a.

I'm so angry about Maximus and Lockjaw.

This was good and I liked it, glad to see my good boy is okay.

Well, I have no idea what’s happening! I love the art though, and I am actually interested in understanding, which says a lot.

The art is really cool and wild and I love it but I’m only here for assassin boarding school so...

Yeah, I'm into it.

This was good, but I'm not sure, I think it felt a little rushed to me?

The dialogue was a bit overwrought and I could use a little bit more chill, but I think the plot as a whole is so interesting.

I’m interested in seeing where this is going, but I sometimes don’t like the dialogue.

This was all fine! Everything moving along. A little too much drowning, but that’s maybe just me.

This comic is still interesting and I like the story as a whole, but there’s something about the writing that just doesn’t quite sit right with me.

I have an instinctive, reflexive dislike of “it was all a dream” twists that just make me immediately irritated whenever they happen. That being said, this wasn’t the worst written example of it.

A solid issue.

I’m actually not sure who she is, but I like this plot well enough.

Interesting, but at times I found the dialogue annoying.

Similar feelings to the last one. Some issues, but overall enjoyable enough.

I thought this was pretty good, but I wish it had been given a little more time to develop, especially given the characters (Damian seemed a little too nice?), but overall I felt like the emotion and the story was there.

I only read Many Happy Returns, Detective #26, and A Gift, so my experience was quite ruthlessly curated. I liked them!

This is an interesting story idea!

Sometimes annoying to read and leans way too hard on that time jump narrative device, but I am deeply appreciative of the explanations of time and universe changes.

I liked this more now that they aren’t so busy explaining the Cotati to me.

This was good but I didn’t love the organization of it.

My favourite part was Explodey Boy having a nice chat with himself.

This is a cool story tbh.

Cool.

Nice.

I wasn’t sold on this, but then Caliph Doom.

Still interesting, and I think that the pace was handled well.

This was fine! The first story was cute, the second one intriguing.

I didn’t read the backups. ❤️

But did the fish get to go back to his little fish family?? I’m going to be haunted by this for the rest of my life.

I didn't read the backups. ❤️

No backups again lol.

I liked this a good amount!

The art was very beautiful. I thought this was a really interesting comic.

Well I, for one, love and fear the smiley dudes. This one was a bit of a rush though.

I really loved the art.

Great art tbh.

This issue was a little too Grant Morrison and strange. Not bad, just... disengaging.

Once again there’s something just slightly off that makes it hard to follow the events.

I love Marvel Boy and I’m not sorry about it.

I’m so proud of him for getting therapy!

Cool, cool.

Oh Doom. ❤️

Honestly completely here for Doom King of Space.

That was so nice.

I actually quite liked this? I don’t know! It’s good!

I have minor nitpickery with the smile thing but I'm gonna let it slide.

Absolutely adequate. Somewhat unspecial. Not a fan of the art.

This was interesting to read and had some cool moments.

Lol I'm entirely here for Tony Stark's House of Bullets. Do a shot while shooting some shots!!

I heard this guy has 48 TVs can you believe that?

A little talky for me, I’m not a huge fan of the art style either.

Oh my god, how many goddamn Wolverines are there, jesus christ?

I think I liked this in the end.

There were a few stories that I kind of wish had had a little more time to breathe, because I really liked them as ideas. But overall this was good!

This was mostly pretty good.

This was generally cool and I’m looking forward to seeing where it goes.

This was good but a little bit fragmenty at times for my tastes.

I think this was mostly satisfying and I don’t have any major complaints.

This had some cute moments!

I really do not know what Andre was expecting there.

I think you look fabulous, Gary.

Gotta respect that use of speed force.

I'm into this weird horror, I'm down to see where it goes.

I’m here for the twitter sassing tbh.

Cool cool cool.

I quite enjoyed the Journey to the Centre of the Patsy.

I liked most of this. Some small issues, but yeah, mostly solid.

Still pretty good, honestly, definitely the best written of this sort of story that we’re getting these days, looking at you Harley.

This comic is fine, but why is Lex Luthor insane now?

Really liked chapter 1, not a huge fan of the retcons in chapter 2, ain’t give a shit about Circe.

Someone please… I can’t live with Klarion’s hair like this.

I mean… it was a fair enough ending but I’ve just lost a little trust in this title of late. The art is great though so that’s nice.

I liked this issue but I felt like there was a slight problem of pacing that tripped me up a little.

A bit much at times, and yet at the same time not enough?

Truly we are all the king in black on this blessed day.

Nice.

Pretty solid!

This is pretty interesting.

Haha nice.

There are some things that I didn’t love, overall this was okay though.

I really enjoyed the way it digs into the character’s psychology, and that wham line from Jessica at the end is great.

I’m actually really digging the way this comic gets right up into the psychology of the character.

This was a neat series and I liked how deep it got into the characters, very nice.

I sometimes feel like there is just a bit too much happening.

Honestly if this comic became about Yellowjacket slowly realizing that the mutants are all just hella chill dudes trying to live their best life I would be so happy.

A pretty solid issue.

Cool, though not as cool as Iceman’s poor victims.

Honestly the party planning subplot is my favourite ever.

A good issue with some emotional moments! Please less Mars though.

I was with you right to the end, comic.

I like knowing more about these people.

Cool, cool.

This ending kinda brought it back. There were still some things that I wanted and didn’t get, but for the most part this was solid.

What a twiiiiist.

I was pretty interested in this but I have no idea what was happening. I felt very much like I did when reading Multiple Man, you know the panel.

I’m pretty intrigued but damn do I hate Elektra.

I am still interested in this plot and characters.

This was cool, proud of T’challa for figuring out his own identity.

Doom isn’t working the counter at Burger King so like what’s even the point?

This was pretty good even though I hate zombies! Some spooks, some thrills, I can’t complain about that.

I actually really liked this one, I thought it captured his thoughts well.

Cool, spooky.

Seems interesting, I guess we’ll see.

All good.

Haha they really captured weird newborn face so perfectly, and I respect that.

A good issue, no complaints from me.

A good issue!

I am wary of this alternate universe stuff but I will put up with it... for now.

Sorry.

Weird but I'm into weird.

This is a fine comic that I don’t hate!

"Literally none of this makes any sense to me but I am fascinated."

"Literally none of this makes any sense to me but I am fascinated."

This was mostly fun! And I like the art a lot.

This was fun, still great art.

A good issue again!

Still pretty good tbh.

So that’s it? What, we some kinda Death Commandos?

This was okay but I’m not sure how I feel about the wall breaking conceit.

I really liked the stuff with Glob!

A good issue! I liked the focus on the characters and their relationships.

Obviously I have minor qualms with the whole “the billionaires will save us” idea but on the whole I’m giving this one a thumbs up.

I quite like this comic! Bullseye is best guy.

This was great! But needed more Old Man Bullseye tbh.

I like this one too.

I liked this! I never doubted you for a moment, Sean Ryan.

I’m right back into it, tbh. These spooky alien worm men are alright by me!

Still interesting to me!

So cute.

So cute, although I am a little disappointed about the villain.

So cute.

Okay, but I am hesitant.

Haha well this was fun.

This was good, but I wanted a little more, I don’t know what, but something.

Yeah, it was pretty good. I like seeing a bit more of Jason and his past.

I was irritated by the Penguin thing.

Felt like not a lot happened but I still like this comic and I know that every once in a while there needs to be a slow issue.

A bit slow.

I liked this more than I expected to.

Nice, nice.

Cute, fun, bit of a break.

Actually pretty fun, I think my favourite part was when Conan gave that guy his sword back.

Nooo I want more of Conan and Punisher hanging out.

Pfft as if Crom would directly intercede in anything.

I love how Conan’s solution to every problem is murder.

This is fun, I enjoy the endless brutality and the setting and Conan is pretty great.

Oh my god Conan how is it that you solve every problem with violence, and it always works out for you?!

A quick read! A fun read! I’m sad about Suty though.

Conan is so great at decapitating stuff.

A nice, simple Conan story.

Good stuff, no complaints.

I actually liked this more than I expected.

Yes, I am intrigued by this.

Et tu, Billy?

This didn’t bother me as much as it did some.

Well this was intensely sexual, and tbh I respect that.

This is pretty cool still.

So many dumb choices god bless.

I am still interested and invested in this event, but looking forward to a day when the Inheritors are a little less OP.

Spiders-Man is best Spider-Man and I will fight you on this.

Spider-Cop for best new Spider 2k18.

I actually quite liked this wrap-up, I think it was satisfying.

This was a pretty easy read and I have no complaints about that.

I don’t really know this character but I guess this is good!

This was actually really touching, which is weird since I haven’t really been that invested in this title up until now.

I like the banter but real talk this business strategy is untenable.

Still pretty good!

This was cute and sweet and had some very nice moments.

Well it was a good try, Star, you did your best and that’s what matters!

I got way too excited about the Black Order.

Well I don’t know about you but I am shipping Black Swan and Star.

Honestly I kind of love Black Swan.

I’m beginning to feel like we can’t trust the people who run this town.

I liked this issue more than previous, it felt... more.

*gasp*

This wasn’t quite as good as I was expecting (hoping?) it would be, and there was some weird character stuff, but on the whole I definitely think this is head and shoulders above the recent stuff we’ve gotten.

This is solid so far.

The main story was really interesting and I can’t wait to see where it goes! Backups were super unnecessary, and I’m knocking off half a point for their existence.

This comic is pretty good! It doesn’t like sing to my soul or anything, but it’s solid and I do love the characters.

Haha Otto is so fun.

Mostly this is good, but I could do without some of the Superman subplot tbh.

Pretty good!

Good stuff.

I actually quite enjoyed this, it really tied everything together.

Ugh no don’t make him special just let him be a guy ugh.

Still very interesting!

This was fine but I’m just not as interested as I was when it was about the dreams in the Dreaming.

I actually quite liked reading this. The art was really nice!

I still really liked the art. This one was a little explainy but I’m giving it a pass. For Now.

Sorry, the rest of this is good but I can’t get over “hey we liked your doctoral dissertation! Good work you are professor now!” God, I wish.

Hectic!

“Metal,” long-dead Eddie might well have exclaimed.

This was a pretty satisfying end to a pretty interesting comic, good stuff all around.

So dramatic.

Solid.

This child really doesn’t have much forgiveness, damn.

Dramatic.

I just find this such an enjoyable read, since it’s so fast and well-paced, but it would probably be better if it had more to it.

I think this was a little uneven and I'm interested in some things more than others, but on the whole I liked this. The crotchety old lady in me isn't a huge fan of certain apparent changes to the canon, but we'll see how that goes.

The one good thing about the New 52, literally the only thing, was how it erased Milligan's taint from Constantine's history. Please don't screw me on this, Spurrier.

Cool, cool.

I thought this was really interesting and the art is beautiful.

Harsh, dude.

I spent a shameful amount of time laughing at the robot relationship talk. Also A+ for the big red anti-Controller button.

This was pretty good! Tbh I want more of Machine Man and his struggles, I love him! Poor Tony, also.

Machine Man deserves so much better.

Wow, coming down real hard on the side of the ship of Theseus not being the same ship after like one piece is replaced, I see.

I had a pleasant time reading this, and that’s nice.

I am actually kinda digging the rebellious teen angle, which is weird because usually I hate that.

This comic continues to be pretty good.

Alas for poor Toad.

Good stuff.

Oh no, I can’t believe that the Dark Beast betrayed us all!

Really liked the art. Miss Bullseye though.

Mephisto was my favourite part.

This was actually a really cool idea. I liked that tie into continuity, very neat. My only regret is that it was maybe a little too rushed?

Ah yes, the spooky unstoppable death cloud is a great call Tyr, excellent plan.

Nooo I hate alternate universes. I just want more of beard dad and space clothes parent raising their spooky alien son!

Ugh alternate dimension still.

Nooo symbiote. ):

Cool.

Thanks.

Some very fun moments!

What can you do, Punisher’s gonna punish.

This is a good tie-in! Good work, tie-in.

I do not know who the wolf people are, but I do love Madrox.

Still cool but sometimes a little chaotic.

I was deeply amused that Man-Thing was in this and Swamp Thing was in Damage at the same time, hilarious.

I really like that weird Brood guy, he seems cool.

I like most of the characters here and I’m interested to see where it all goes.

This was actually better than I expected. The only thing I really didn’t like was the cover.

This was good, but I’m not familiar with the character and it didn’t make me super sad for him like some other one-shots about dying people do.

I enjoyed this, I like the team and how they work together.

I’m sad that this was cancelled and therefore rushed! I loved this team!

Single dad Bucky Barnes is honestly kinda my aesthetic.

Loki is so relatable, I love him.

I liked this for the most part.

I’m a little bit less annoyed about the plot and the emotional connection between WW and Veronica Cale was actually nice, but it felt like their thing was resolved too quick? I dunno.

This was good but I felt like there were some weird moments, mostly to do with the art.

This gives me weird vibes but I’m willing to roll with it for now.

Writer can dialogue and does understand how pheromones work.

I liked the vibes.

Quentin Quire is honestly the best.

This was a good issue.

The dance contest and the giant puzzle and the fashion show really sold me, tbh.

Cool, cool.

I think this is pretty cool still.

I liked this, though there was something a little off about the pace maybe? I don’t know. Charles Xavier is a jerk though.

This was neat.

This is good and I like the characters.

I liked the way they solved the problem and I want to know how they stuck an empathy in her brain. How did they do it?! Fascinating.

Pretty good, I was certainly engaged.

Pretty good.

This one was actually pretty good.

I liked this one best, good flow and all that.

Honestly just... the amount of talking was so refreshing. You know the sense of relief you feel when you stop being in pain? That’s this comic.

Interesting!

Cute, if nothing super special. I liked the art.

This was actually pretty solid, if not particularly spectacular.

This was pretty interesting, I like the world and the characters, so I’m excited to see where it all goes.

Still pretty good! Not so keen on the pointless infighting but what can you do.

A solid ending, I liked that it was a bit of a downer, This one was for sure my favourite.

This issue was pretty good and I still enjoy the writing, but I found it a little dry I guess? Kinda slow, I dunno.

This one was pretty good, actually, I felt like the characters were good.

Please stop making me cry for bugs my heart can’t take it.

He wasn’t even turned into salt I feel so let down.

This is a really engaging plot for an Archie comic.

This was good! Throg is the best one by far.

This was perfectly adequate! I thought it was pretty neat, if a bit of a tease.

I thought this was pretty cool, but it felt a little bit... rushed? Weird? I don’t know.

I was a little annoyed at the repetition of this one. “You bitch! You killed me! You cut off my head! Ouch please don’t hurt me I’m sorryyyyy! You bitch!” lather rinse repeat.

This was a little talky for me, but I’m willing to give it a pass for now.

I didn’t like this as much as I expected to. I think it just had a little too much going on.

Man, Batgirl is on such a high horse all the time. I really enjoy the idea of her being wrong.

I don't know, it was ridiculous but I kind of enjoyed it and I'm not sorry, don't @ me.

I didn’t love this as much as I expected (hoped?) but I also didn’t hate it, which is a great improvement.

Someone please make the Designer at least get a cooler mask. I can’t look at him like this it’s too stupid.

Oh Riddler, honey, stop this, you’re embarrassing yourself.

I really do not care for Punchline. However, I must say the idea that all the villains just hole up together in Penguin’s club every time Joker gets on some bullshit is truly pure to me, and I love that.

What is going on with Riddler’s hair? Why is he born to suffer like this??

This ended up just kind of going as expected. That bit with Clownhunter hit me wrong for reasons I’m not sure I can articulate.

Honestly, after everything this was a very nice, relaxing time. Chill lofi beats to murder the Batman to.

Okay look I love Scarecrow. I love him and I’m not sorry about it. I don’t care that his new look is a whole Look. I love him, I will forgive anything for my spooky little boy.

Main story good, backup so-so.

I like the main story more or less, and shan’t address the backup.

This was okay! I’m already feeling a little tired.

I actually liked this one a lot! I don’t know why, but I’m not going to question it too much!

Me, sobbing: oh my god please tell me are they proud of their robot son.

The main story was kind of whatever but I am so weak for BFFs Batman/Superman.

I was maybe not in the right frame of mind for this one.

Well, at least it isn’t a time travel story.

Okay so I’m mostly interested in the heroes but like not at all in the girl who needs saving.

The nostalgia has probably inflated this score somewhat.

Batman talking about how everything hurts when you’re old... same, king. Also like... Batman has legit saved the whole universe so... omnicide it is, I guess.

I am a big fan of Skurge.

Skurge is keeping me going.

Now kiss.

Moving a little slow but I like this comic still.

I’m really starting to think that the fact that I know nothing about this character and his universe is hindering my understanding of this comic.

This was cute and I mostly enjoyed it.

This one was a little weak, I think I’m just bored of angsty teen Tim.

I’m glad we got some explanations but I felt like the dialogue was off, and I think that the overarching story is flowing weirdly.

I thought this was okay if maybe a little rushed.

I do not understand the space monsters. What of the swords? Tell me of the swords.

I enjoyed the floating babies.

I don’t really know who these people are, but I respect their plan.

I think this is an interesting story arc and direction for the character to take.

Cool, cool.

This was a quick, and generally good read.

I’m big into the bad guys at the moment, tbh, I don’t know why exactly but I liked their vibe.

I demand more snats.

This one had some good jokes.

I was actually way more into this than previously, the stakes are great and I’m really interested to see how this unfolds. My only issue is that the whole way the mission originally went wrong seemed a little extra.

Some quite nice emotional moments.

A good way to tie in the event to ongoing story arcs.

Good issue, nothing special.

Good stuff, same general thoughts as before.

Solid, can’t complain.

This one was a little bit more a series of things happening than I would have liked. Some fun moments though.

Tracksuit mafia cameo!!! Also Moon Knight or whatever.

A touch too rushed, but I loved the Moon Knight sass so I’m bumping it up a little.

I’ve never been so offended in my life, don’t speak to me or my precious right hand man ever again.

This was probably the least annoying Death Metal thing I have read in some time.

Some good moments, a few slightly wonky moments.

This was pretty well written, and had some nice moments. It didn’t have the emotional impact that it had before, and I think that will keep lessening for me.

Okay!

This was nice but maybe a little rushed? I liked parts of it a lot.

This sort of ran out of steam for me towards the end but I did enjoy it and I liked the emotional moments. I don’t think I’ll be able to sustain this affection for this universe long-term though.

I generally enjoyed this comic, nice to see Hawkguy getting some sass.

I’m so stressed out with how the cannibals were apparently eating him raw? Come on guys, that’s how you get worms.

Solid stuff, but I struggled to focus sometimes.

Cool cool cool.

I liked this issue! Definitely the best one so far.

I love me some revenge stories, I'm interested!

The art is really interesting and the story is somewhat less so, but that might be my aversion to having to learn new things. As soon as someone said “As you know...” I immediately tuned out of the world, unfortunately.

This is definitely better than James Robinson, I didn’t always feel like it was really Batman’s voice, but mostly I enjoyed!

This was fine.

This is hardly amazing, but I did find myself generally enjoying it.

There’s something about reading such a well-tread concept that is just weirdly soothing in these troubled times. Like sinking into a bathtub full of soup.

His entire mode of being IS ludicrous and tbh I love that for him.

I would have liked a little more something in this one, but I’m not sure what.

I still don't know who this guy is.

Weird, with some issues, but I think I have a good tolerance for weird.

I’ll be real, I forgot this comic was happening, and I didn’t miss it.

This was a little explain-y and repetitious to start. I remember the story about the moon fight from the last eight times we were told it! Please stop telling it to me! After that, I don’t know how I feel about this whole “I could explain the plot to you but I won’t, let’s do an action scene instead” thing. Like... wow the evil plants were evil. You coulda just said it my guy.

I didn’t love all the dialogue or the pace, but I’m still interested in the story!

This had some cool stuff in it. She-Hulk was a highlight for me.

I’m still generally enjoying reading this, even if it’s not giving us anything amazing.

This felt a little messy at times, but I didn’t hate it.

This was solid but I had a few issues with dialogue and such.

This is cool and has neat ideas but waaaaay too many words. Pacing needs a little work.

Aww man this one kinda got me in the feels a bit. I thought that the art on their failed timelines was really cool, too.

I’m so happy that the lame kids are gone now. Time travel is so gross, you guys.

Kinda neat, I’m interested to see where it goes.

I suppose this is enjoyable for Fantastic Four enjoyers.

I had some issues with it, but mostly it was good.

I feel like I’m missing a lot but it was still pretty enjoyable to read.

This was a fairly solid but not super special issue.

Say what you will about Mephisto, but the man knows how to torture.

A solid issue, a good issue.

Cute, fun, I’m interested!

Still pretty good.

Man I’m starting to get the vibe that this dude is a creep.

I loved the art. Was slightly puzzled by what was going on (because I know nothing about this strange man), but it wasn’t a bad time.

The art looked great, the story was okay.

I actually thought this was pretty good, like way better than I went into it expecting it to be. Some serious feels up in here tbh.

This one was not a slog, but I didn’t love the art.

Nothing too exciting.

A little bit confused at points, but a good idea.

Solid issue.

I feel lightly puzzled but not necessarily in a bad way, just a weird way.

I, uh, didn’t get a lot of that, but okay.

I liked some aspects.

I wish I knew more about some things.

This comic keeps showing me glimmers of things that I want to read.

This was actually my favourite issue from this series so far. I don’t know what switch flipped in my head (maybe so many Gwens?!), but I wasn’t dying throughout, which is a big win here.

I won’t lie, I laughed at the “we will get along” shirt. I thought this was a good ending and I think that this comic was a mixed bag for me, but in the end I enjoyed it.

I liked this one a little less than previous ones.

This comic was a rollercoaster for me. On the one hand, there were some things that I really liked. The art is really nice. There are some good character moments. I almost liked Harley several times! On the other hand... her study makes no sense. I’m sorry but it really doesn’t. It is fundamentally flawed, down to its very core. I cannot understand why she ever pitched it to industry when she quite clearly had not even put a single thought into how it might have industrial applications. Her process is a joke. Furthermore any dialogue spoken by the Joker is cringe central. Batman was just as bad. At the risk of outing myself as a huge nerd and a loser, I have read a fanfiction which used these exact same tropes for the Joker. Like I swear I almost recognize the bullshit backstories word for word as something that I read like ten years ago on livejournal. This is so much not something new for the character that I am honestly a little offended. And I guess that’s a big problem with this series. There’s nothing new or special being said here, just a lot of gloss.

This was again much more interesting than I really expected this comic to be, but some of the talkie bits started to drag.

I thought this had some pretty good moments. Mr. Sinister is my fave.

Every time I remember the Squadron Supreme I laugh and laugh and laugh.

Needs more Daken.

This was good and had some good stuff going for it, but I think it ended way too abruptly, which kind of took it down a bit for me. Liked the thing with Tony though.

This was good, but kind of abrupt. I really like Cypher and I hope someone gives him a hug.

Not quite as good as the last issue, but okay.

I thought this had some cool ideas, but it was a bit of a dip again.

I guess I know this comic too well because I saw the twist coming immediately. I thought this issue had some good stuff in it, but definitely not my fave.

I didn’t get as deep into this one as previous ones.

This comic is still really neat but struggles to get itself to just the right balance of explaining too much and not enough. I’m interested in the monster but concerned about the way it’s being written. Art isn’t amazing.

I actually...kind of liked this one?

RIP Thanos.

This is quite a twist, but okay...

This one had some nice moments. Although I question the wisdom of running away from a man who can control your mind at any distance...

I like the creepy weird body horror but sometimes I found it a little hard to follow on the page.

I think that the direction for Tony is interesting, but something isn’t quiiite landing for me.

I like how much insight this comic is giving into the character, I’m interested to see where the plot is going.

Honestly nothing special but not bad either.

This felt like a teensy bit of an anti-climax, but I still mostly liked the writing and loved the art so that’s good.

I guess it was good to finally get some backstory, but I'm still really feeling the strain of everything happening so much.

I am genuinely taking points off for whatever the hell they have done to Klarion’s hair.

This is beginning to kind of drag for me. Like it’s just too much of the same thing over and over, I don’t feel super invested in it anymore.

Haha oh my god what?

Aww this was kind of cute. Maybe a little much at times, but overall I liked it.

A solid issue.

This is fun to read tbh.

Pretty good, with some minor annoyances.

This was fine, nothing much to say.

This was a quick read and I thought it was largely enjoyable.

Imagine choosing to wear such an ugly outfit to a school dance imagine hating yourself that much.

This was pretty okay, with some issues. I liked when Emma burned Sebastian Shaw so hard. Oh my god that kiss. yikes.

I didn’t hate this issue but I also wasn’t in love with it, maybe I just felt like it was moving a little weirdly?

elaborate heist elaborate heist elaborate heist

I love a little maiming as much as the next person but something didn’t quite hit right for me on this one.

Hang the parasites! More power to the workers!

I think I liked this issue more because we didn’t go back to Mars. Does that make me Marsist?

The closer we get to the ending the more I feel unsatisfied.

This was okay, the Squirrel Girl part was definitely the best part, and I got so excited when Arcade turned up, I love him. I didn't realize he was a hitman, I thought this was just, like, how he got off.

I feel a little bit like I’m missing something, but it wasn’t a bad comic or anything.

This was a good intro for me, a person who doesn’t know much about this guy, but I don’t know, there wasn’t quite a connection for me.

Cute issue, a little bit inconsequential but I guess it’s nice to have a breather.

Nothing much to say about this one.

The first story was cute. I feel like I’m missing some stuff about the bad dude, though I’m sure that’ll be filled in eventually.

I appreciate the somewhat nuanced view of the outlawing.

This was pretty good.

lol Kilometres Morales.

I liked the art.

So many plots!

There’s a lot going on here but I mostly liked it.

Fine issue.

I'm not sure what it was about this issue, but some things about it really didn't sing for me, though I still like a number of lines.

This one gave me a bit of a chill, possibly because I fear and dread both the ocean and caves. I don’t really like math horror as a concept, and the dialogue is weak. This comic is definitely not perfect but it’s way above other comics in this series.

Cute! But lotta monologuing today.

I had a little trouble with the pacing and stuff but there were things to like here.

Cool.

Solid, but looking forward to it pulling together a bit more.

Good old murderous fun.

Oh my god Conan punching an ancient evil entity so hard that it gave up heart.

It really do be some stupid space shit.

A solid read, I love how much Conan hates magic. Also how he’s such a gentleman.

It is what you would expect of Conan, but I was sometimes annoyed by the way the narration covered the clearly visible events.

Cool, nice, good.

This was okay, I liked it less than last issue though, not sure why.

This one was pretty good.

Well written and fun, but not something that truly fascinated me. The characters were interesting enough though, I will continue with this.

This was a pleasant diversion.

I was expecting this to be worse, but mostly it was good!

This was solid but it feels a little, I don’t know, rushed? Bumpy? I don’t know.

I like the spooky new guy tbh.

I think this is a cool idea and I’m interested in where it goes, but I can’t believe they killed my sweet British Spider-Angel.

I thought this was perfectly good and nice!

This was also perfectly good and nice!

Mostly good! This business strategy is still terminally untenable!

Pretty good.

This was cute.

This is still cute, I really enjoy the animal puns.

This has a lot of fun moments.

Man, Orangu-Kang is great.

Bojack Horseman is actually very funny and was from the very beginning. In this essay, I will—

Well, I thought this was nice.

This had some fun moments and lines in it and I largely had a nice time reading it.

This was pretty good but I sometimes felt like I wasn’t connecting with it just right.

Honestly pretty solid, not a bad read.

Elaborate heists, elaborate heists!

Solid ending!

I still enjoyed this but I was looking for something more that I didn’t quite get.

This was actually pretty interesting and I'm kind of into seeing what happens, i thought that many sections were actually well written. The art really brought everything down a level for me, though.

I feel a little more of my enthusiasm for this series draining away with every new issue and I don’t really know why! I was so into it when it started....

Honestly this wasn’t bad, but I just can’t get over how “it’s not a phase MOM” the cover is.

Haha this guy is such a dick, I love him.

Aww look at Otto learning to be a real person, good job Otto.

Solid issue.

A little long, but not bad.

This was pretty fun, actually!

I thought this was pretty cool I guess but I went through the whole thing feeling really disconnected from the narrative, it was weird because it definitely seems like something that should interest me, I dunno.

A little grim for my tastes.

This was kind of fun! I feel like I got a good handle on the characters right away, and I like them.

I’m still enjoying it, but I felt like the art was occasionally a little confusing and let the story down in a few moments.

This wasn’t quite as fun as previous issues and I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I still enjoyed it!

I love the art in Dream’s parts, so cool. The weakest part of this story is the Shakespeare research. An offensively fringe belief that I cannot believe got funding.

Well, at least we came down on the right side of history.

A good issue.

Jophiel is genuinely such a mood.

I mostly enjoyed this.

Felt a little sparse but I'm still with it.

*gasp*

I’m really not a big time travel or many lives or whatever kind of person. That being said, I did think that a lot of the content here was really solid. It had some lines that I thought were very good. So yeah, I liked this more than last issue for sure.

I continue to enjoy this comic in a broad sense, but it’s nothing spectacular.

This was okay.

Alas, poor robots.

Honestly, Machine Man deserves so much better than this.

Still enjoying this story arc and characters, we’re moving right along.

Yup.

This continues apace!

Yup!

Nice seeing the gang getting back together, RIP that one guy.

Still good!

This was a pretty cool issue even though time travel sucks.

Little bit too explain-y for me tbh, but I’m thrilled about Bullseye.

I am all about Mephisto sassing hero names, and I live for the talking horse fight.

A solid issue, I think the team seems interesting.

I think the idea is cool but I’m lukewarm on its execution for right now. Mr Horse remains a thrill and a delight.

This had a couple of moments that I struggled with, but was mostly solid.

Solid ending.

I really hate alternate dimensions. But this is okay. For now.

A little bit messy for me, or maybe I just wasn’t in the mood?

A little too much facts but still generally good.

I don’t know, maybe I’m a Weirdworld racist too, but I’m getting lost here.

I don’t know what was bothering me, but it was something.

No major complaints but nothing to get excited about either.

Sorry who?

This was pretty cool, and an interesting way to play the characters.

I thought this was actually pretty cool.

This was pretty good and I liked the art, and also the new guy.

Pretty good issue.

This was actually really cute and way more enjoyable than I expected. My main issue is how everybody seems kinda wildly OOC. Like, no way in this world that Wonder Woman says that somebody’s powers are underwhelming, or that Batman tells a group of people anything embarrassing.

This was alright but I dunno I’m kind of losing touch with the motivations here, I guess?

This was a little rushed but a cute idea in theory.

This had a little slowing of the momentum but I love Max Lord so I’m willing to look past it.

Solid comic.

This was pretty okay.

This is pretty good, there were some really good moments, and some things I'm not so sure about. Not big into the Cuckoos being here, but maybe they'll make it work.

Aww this was actually kinda nice and sweet, and a lovely ending.

Solid issue.

This had some good moments but it didn’t really wow me. Maybe when Quentin shows up.

I very much enjoyed Forge’s schedule.

A solid enough issue.

I feel lightly puzzled but I’m sure that will be undone imminently.

I am suspicious of space stuff.

Okay!

I’m sorry but that terrorism was just so shoddily performed. Really embarrassing work on Mystique’s part, I’m deeply ashamed of her.

This one had ups and downs, but I think I liked the ups more than I disliked the downs. Plus I’m super here for Lex Luthor Batman/Martian Superman.

This one was pretty good but I dunno, I’m sad about his land family. Landily? Familand.

My experience of this comic was curated, but what I read I enjoyed. This might have inflated my score but I’m not sorry.

Maybe just a liiiiiittle too repetitive, but for the most part I liked it.

A solid read but I really just hate time travel so much.

Not as try-hard as I feared.

A little on the predictable side tbh.

I am always drawn in by plots about worlds that are all weird and not quite what they seem, I wasn’t crazy drawn in by the writing, but colour me intrigued.

Okay nice I’m back into it. I love plots about reality not being reality, okay, don’t judge me.

I think this one actually recovered a lot from previous, I love the people finding out that reality isn’t real.

This is a cool idea, I like the Stepford Universe angle and I’m interested in seeing it all fall apart. Maybe a little slow for me, but I’m sure it’ll get there.

This has some cool ideas and an interesting enough premise. It felt a bit frenetic, but I guess that’s first issues for you.

Good!

This was okay but felt a little… hurried? Pointless? I don’t know.

This felt like this was trying a teensy tiny bit too hard. Also like... everybody knows worker bees are lady bees! You mean “sisters,” bee!

This is okay but like I still don’t care about space.

Bring back a time when we were not in space!

I like Moon Knight, but wasn’t hugely into this issue or the way it was written. Something felt off? And not just Moon Knight beating everybody up.

So much better than last arc, but I am still so wary.

Well, I had a nice time reading this, it was a wild ride.

Very quick.

This was okay, but so far nothing that grips me. A little slow, a little whatever.

Man the batfam are always up on such a high horse.

I liked some parts of this a lot, but wish that maybe it had moved a little snappier?

I actually didn’t have a bad time reading this one. But the Designer’s look is so weird and dumb you guys.

Punchline was the worst part of this.

I really liked the art. The story was a little... I’m not sure, something felt off. Pacing maybe? It’s usually pacing.

Okay I’m just saying that if Batman and Ghost-Maker kissed right now it would not be out of character and would fit perfectly.

I find this... not hard to read, but annoying to read. I really liked the bits with the Phantasm and I wish we got that more consistently, I think she’s a cool character and dang that aesthetic.

I’m still tired.

I mean like yeah, okay.

Awww he trusts him.

I think this is getting a little too fever dream for me.

This was all going fine and then it’s a goddamn time travel story. Leave me alone, time travel.

This is just a lot of things we’ve kind of already seen before. Not bad just not really interesting either.

Getting a little better but I’m not as invested as I once was.

Look I’m not a proud woman, I didn’t love everything about this but Azzarello writing Constantine!

Better than the last one. Still not particularly interested in the post-apocalypse.

This was fine, but not really my thing, sadly.

Batroc is the best of us.

Her mom seems nice.

This didn’t feel like the most solid ending, but I had a mostly nice time.

Well, as betrayals go it's not so bad...

Cute enough, love the art.

Nice explosion.

Well, it was snappy.

I’m more into the plot, but not always on board for the dialogue.

This was better than I thought it would be.

I enjoyed all of the drama with Faux Masque. This was the best issue so far.

This had glimmers of things that I really enjoyed, but it wasn’t really stacking up to the issues of the past.

This was quite light and sort of interesting, I’m not super into it but I’m also not out of it.

This had some very fun moments, and I liked the art!

I won’t lie that little golf clap appreciation of Cyclops beating that other mutant really did it for me.

I thought this was pretty good but it didn’t do anything to really push it over the edge into great.

A quick read, I think the plot could be interesting still.

This was okay.

Intriguing.

Okay maybe I’m taking crazy pills but this one... was actually pretty good?! I don’t know what to do with myself now.

This run feels so stretched out and slow moving, I feel so disconnected from it. The second story was actually really nice, it touched my stupid cynical little heart, so this is getting a higher score than it probably otherwise would have.

Solid but not spectacular issue.

I thought this was a fun issue, it’s very Kelly Thompson. I might one day be convinced to like Carol.

Pretty interesting but I want the postapocalypse to be over.

An okay ending to an okay story arc!

I appreciated the breather but it wasn’t anything super special.

This was good, but I liked the first half more than the second. Something was kind of bothering me but I’m not sure what it was.

Nooo stop it. Future stories and time travel are the woooorst.

Like yeah look it’s fine but also it’s the gross future.

I hate the future.

This is why I say nothing good comes of the future!

I found the flow of things a little annoying but on the whole I think this was good.

Okay, but started to drag a bit around the end.

Yeah this is cool I guess!

I’m way more interested in the Mephisto thing and Spider-Man than the teens doing group stuff. Give me more weeping over the graves of children who could have been saved!

The helmet thing was cute, the villain’s dialogue got a little grating at times.

Maybe a little rushed, I dunno, it was fine.

This didn’t feel super special, but not terrible.

Fine but nothing that’s blowing my mind.

This is all okay.

I expected much worse. There were some things that I didn’t like, but also things that I did like! What a ride.

I took too long to catch up and now everything is happening so much.

Aww I love Pied Piper and that apparently covers a lot of boredom for me.

Like there was a lot that I liked but at the same time something wasn’t quite clicking.

This was a pretty good read, if a little on the fighty side.

This comic continues to be broadly enjoyable to me.

I really liked the art.

Wow, Batman is looking great for 50+.

I don’t know, felt like it was missing something.

I genuinely got so distracted and distressed by the fact that Batman somehow thought modern Icelandic was the same thing as Old English-- despite explicitly speaking Icelandic himself-- that reading this issue took me like an hour. I mean maybe you could confuse them… if this were the tenth century, when Germanic diverged into its North and West variants. Is it the tenth century, Bruce?! Sort yourself out, man.

This was all perfectly competent. There was a lot happening, but I didn’t hate it. I just also don’t care all that much about it.

Man I hate the rich too but dang RIP eyeball.

I got really excited to see the Reaper is back, but the rest of the comic was only okay.

Actually not terrible? I still don’t quite care but, you know, baby steps.

This was better than the last issue but I dunno man.

I feel kind of like I’ve wasted my time to get a worse legacy for a bunch of characters that I quite liked, once upon a time.

I liked the framing story more than the exposition drops, but I do appreciate that they were necessary.

Eh this was okay. There were some good moments but also some annoying moments, what can you do.

Honestly I could have gone for more focus on the alien plants vs mutant zombies vs old ladies angle and less on the business of doing business, but alas.

I feel again that this is a lot going on, but I don’t hate it. It has some very fun ideas.

I’m so-so on this one. Not sure if I’ll like it in the long term but I’ll give it a go.

I found the writing of this a little too chaotic for me.

This is all fine, no complaints from me but nothing really grabbing me either.

This wasn’t amazing, the pace is kind of all over, and I’m not sure that I like the main characters much.

This was alright, I liked parts of it a lot, but I don't really care about Reed or Sue sorry.

An adequate tie-in!

This was okay. I enjoyed the epilogue.

I’m kind of disappointed that it wasn’t more noir. I liked the moments of noir!

Not bad.

I wanted a little more from this issue, but I still felt pretty engaged.

This was a solid issue, that guy sure is a creep.

Sort of filler but like not necessarily in a bad way I guess.

Man I guess the Fantastic Four are boring no matter what dimension they’re in.

The art was mostly very nice. The writing is not something I’m overly fond of, though I understand it was The Time™.

I feel as though I am growing ever more untethered from the details of the plot. Big fan of loveable rogue Sinestro though.

A little confusing at times.

I'm cautiously interested, but why are people so mean to poor John Stewart?

This comic continues to be entertaining in a way, with a little less of the showing-their-work smugness that really dragged down the first issue, but I don’t know, it feels like a long read.

This was a liiiiiiiittle on the chaotic side for me but honestly not bad.

Cute but unnecessary.

This was better than the first issue, but I’m still not crazy sold on it.

I want to love this comic and I think it has interesting things going for it but my willing suspension of disbelief erodes so much and I don’t know why. Like, why are they not keeping these women in medically induced comas or something? Does spilling the blood of the meat dishes that they have been shown to prepare not count?! I feel like I’m maybe being crazy but I can’t deal with it. That said, I guess it’s fine otherwise, like the plot or whatever I guess.

Again nothing really grabbing me, I can see what is being gone for, but meh.

This was mostly good! I liked the first more than the second.

This comic continues to be really interesting, but I think that it lost a little menace in the explaining of what exactly is going on. Which is too bad, because I love the menace!

This was pretty neat, though still suffering a bit from too much talking.

A good wrap-up but I still feel like I didn’t really get everything I needed.

I liked his pyjamas.

I don't know who this guy is and I am growing increasingly uncertain about the nature of the chitauri. I look forward to Thanos punching everyone.

I thought this was just fine!

Man y’all don’t check for mind control when you know a mind controller is around??

I am only so-so on this whole concept.

Oh noooo.

I thought this was a good if somewhat too punchy ending to this story.

I am here only for robot revolution.

A pretty okay one-shot.

Not bad, interesting dynamics.

This was fine but I’m not crazy invested in her dad or anything.

Once again this suffers from a lack of subtlety that I think is endemic to a lot of writing now and not necessarily the fault of this writer in particular. A cool idea, for sure.

I'm a bit wary of this whole concept but I'll allow it for now. Everybody needs to leave John Stewart alone.

This was alright but a little exposition-y for my tastes, and I feel a little bit like I’m losing my grip on just what is happening a lot of the time.

Kind of glad to see we’re back on the track of the actual plot. Loved the art.

I laughed when Grodd said he still hated Flash, I won’t lie.

Honestly Jarro Son of Batman is pretty much my favourite thing about this comic and I’m willing to forgive a lot for it. I’m glad the sixth dimension stuff is over, and am actually excited for the Doom stuff, because villains 4 life.

This isn’t bad but it was a bit boring. I really liked the image of Zatara on fire though, very spooky.

So slow.

I liked their energy.

Okay!

Fine ending.

Not in love with the writing, but it wasn’t a bad time.

Hoping to see the character put back on his feet soon.

This was better than expected.

Maybe someone should give MODOK a hug.

Fine, all fine. Something felt a little off for me but I don’t know what.

I thought this was actually pretty neat, nice way of looking at the character.

I thought this was fine! We wrapped up that mystery revival issue so that’s good.

Cool.

Nice.

Booo I want less Mars.

This went too fast and too simple, tbh. It needed way more to actually defeat any of these problems, I’m left feeling like I didn’t get a satisfying fix, just a fistfight.

I found this hard to follow, and the fact that I don’t like future stories means that I didn’t really feel much reason to try.

This was a pretty good future story… but it is still a future story.

This was pretty good for a future story, tbh.

This was very future.

Some of these were really good, though there were a good chunk of misses. And some of the things that were chosen to commemorate were a bit weird...

I thought this was well written but I dunno, I don’t know that I was really satisfied. We kinda rushed to this point, I guess? I would have liked a little more... something.

I liked this one. It had good vibes.

I don’t know, I liked parts of it, but this just isn’t speaking to me very much.

I liked this issue and it had some good moments. I didn’t like the roll call at the end though.

I feel like Saladin Ahmed isn’t the most comfortable writing fight scenes but god bless he tried.

A bit rushed, I would have maybe liked a little bit more from the bad guy. It was fun when Miles snatched Cap’s phone though.

A solid issue.

Pretty good.

This was okay but not great.

Very quick read, which I approve of.

This was fine! Loving how Rogue got out of trouble with her poor traumatized husband by “totally losing control of her powers.” I see you, Rogue. Also, their rings are made of people and I feel like we didn’t really give that the attention it needs.

I thought this was cute and mostly fun and nothing to complain or shout about!

A solid ending.

I feel like the time travel is already really wearing on me, but I like the characters and the writing so I'm trying to have faith.

I must say, I did deeply enjoy Sebastian Shaw messing with those dudes.

Busy but intriguing.

I mean real talk is the government even wrong?! What I wouldn’t give for this to be exercised against certain other titans of the teen heroing industry.

I believe in you Sean Ryan, you can do this.

So I think there’s a lot here to like, or at least appreciate. I didn’t feel completely disconnected from the people—although I also wasn’t hugely connected to them, I think this was an issue of tone and consistency—I think there’s something to be said for fear of the deep, I think some of the ideas are evocative. But I’m wary of anything that’s dropping references to the Cthulhu Mythos, I don’t love the characters as discussed, and I don’t know that I’m scared for them yet. But I will read it.

Nooo less math please. I think that this may be another horror story whose dread is somewhat undercut by the story’s progression.

Well, I found that largely satisfying if maybe a little rushed.

Guys he’s... he’s clearly still wearing a Robin outfit. Guys? How bad are all of you at tracking people, damn.

This is all fine but not super exciting for me.

I didn’t love this one, but it was still a quick and engaging read.

Okay I care so little about the Kulan Gath plot, but I am incredibly here for Conan and Doom, BFFFFs forever.

This was an okay issue but really I’m here to watch Conan punch out god so...

Solid enough.

A perfectly pleasant read.

Still just fine!

I’m really just here for Canto at this point.

If Canto goes I do tbh.

More like “Wakanda four seconds.”

This is generally a good comic and I think it’s interesting, really enjoyed everybody being sassy about how insular and uppity Wakanda can be.

Pretty good opener tbh.

There isn’t a lot to say about the comic, which is maybe a failing, but I’m still engaged.

Man will we ever stop holding bystanders at gunpoint?

I really like the art and the idea and of course I liked that time when the little girl got ripped in half, but it feels like it’s taken a long time to get to the point of people actually listening to the people who knew what was happening.

I like Gwen and I think that this comic is pretty interesting.

Fun writing but I find the pace is getting a little bit too wonky for me.

Pretty okay fun.

Not a bad comic, but I wasn’t as invested in it as I’d like.

I didn’t love reading it. But I also didn’t hate it!

Roger, if she doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone.

Jack O’Lantern was my favourite part.

I thought I would dislike this one, but I ended up not. I’m quite interested in seeing how it all goes.

I’m a little wary of the idea that being a smart person means that you’re just able to regurgitate a bunch of facts. But I’m still interested in the mystery so I’m not letting my annoyance at having to read a bunch of random facts get to me.

Who among us did not love Mr Terrific slapping an old man right in the face?

A little fragment-y again, very Tom King in style.

Feels like we’re forgetting the purpose of the Suicide Squad here but okay.

Obviously the Squad has had heroes and hero-types before, but I don’t know, it seems really stupid to keep actively kidnapping them? The whole point with previous hero or hero-coded team members was that they were like tortured and shit. They had emotional baggage that led to them joining and staying with the Squad. Not just... literally being kidnapped. Heroes aren’t going to rouse themselves to liberate villains who could very easily be lying to them about why they’re on the Squad. They absolutely will in order to rescue a kidnapped hero. It’s a dumb plan! There are speedster villains! Also you already have a Superboy! Who is a massive liability! I hate heroes! Keep them off the Squad!

I really want to enjoy this comic, but I’m becoming less and less invested as we drift further and further from what I was excited about (Supergirl: Space Detective).

When will my original plot return from the war?

Kinda weird pacing choices and character beats throughout, but I’m so glad we’re back on the track of the plot.

This was definitely way better than the same scene but from Superman’s side. It was good to see Kara grow and change a little.

This was generally pretty good, highs and lows.

This was a quick and fun read, but I would have liked it a lot more if we had gotten to focus on Paul and Gene, my new otp.

I’m just... I’m so grateful this isn’t by Bendis. I think I’m tearing up, my god.

Perfectly fine.

This was kind of fun but I wasn’t as excited about it as some would no doubt wish.

This was okay, but I’ll be honest I’d be much more interested in staying in the actual Dreaming.

I like this comic book’s world.

I found this a little hard to get into but in the end it was okay.

Yeah this is an okay comic.

Not bad.

Still definitely the best of the new stuff, I love Element Dog but slightly lukewarm on everything else at the moment.

I think this is an interesting angle for the character and I think it was handled pretty well, but I’m not sold on the supporting cast or on the mystery yet.

I love the way that they’re exploring Nadia’s mental health but it all feels just a little too... simple? And her supporting cast is so nothing, I wish there was just a little more something.

This is fine, I dunno, I don’t love it?

Perfectly fine.

Some of the stories in this were better than others.

I love Multiple Man so I’m in on this crazy plot.

This is a cool idea, I think it has a lot of promise.

Got a little repetitive at times but okay.

Hooray the alternate universe is over. And not a moment too soon, my patience was really waning there!

I felt like this was paced weird and sometimes hard to follow, but maybe I am too dumb for comics.

About the same as always.

That twist at the end was like the untwistiest twist to ever twist.

Such a good boy.

This was okay! Some jokes that didn’t quite land.

I felt that the first story was mostly good, and the second one dragged significantly.

There’s something about Solem that I don’t quite like. And I really did not enjoy that expository dialogue page, it annoyed me an unreasonable amount.

Uh okay I guess.

Fine!

I Shall Be A Wolf was the best one and we all know it.

Feeling a bit rushed, I must say.

I liked this but wish I’d gotten more of a sense of Yara as a person.

Against my better judgement, I thought this was cute. It probably helped that the major characters weren’t there to be out of character.

Continuing pretty much on the same track, I’m excited to see things sort of moving towards consequence.

This was a good ending but not quiiiite as strong as I might have dreamed.

There were some things that annoyed me, but overall fine.

I like the idea of this so much more than I like the execution. I want to like this so much more.

I wanted to like this more than I did. Which isn’t to say that it’s bad. I like it in concept. I’m happy to see Daken. I was incredibly distracted by the outfits and the design of the characters. It was so wordy and it felt like if maybe it had had just one more pass through editing it would have been really fun. Alas.

Honestly, changing Daken’s outfit made this whole issue so much more palatable for me.

I keep forgetting that this comic isn’t only about Daken and then getting sad again. ):

I don’t know, I think I’m just not getting as much from the characters as I would want.

This needed way more Daken tbh.

Beast has a lot of bad opinions lol, never trust Jeremy Bentham.

This was fine!

I find myself cast adrift at sea, unknowing of all things. The writing was nice, but I didn’t understand most of it...

I know this is a tiny little nitpick in the grand scheme of things, and don’t even get me started on the politics of this whole story, but I cannot stand when men describe taking care of their own children as “babysitting.”

I was weirdly enchanted by this.

I thought this was good!

I don’t know. I love the villains so I’m willing to have some faith.

Who? again, but four times.

Kind of already read this story, but I thought it was at least written and drawn well.

Ugh time travel.

Please develop some chill, Valeria.

An okay wrap-up.

This was okay, I’m not as hugely invested in this one as some of the others.

I like to see more of what’s going on with the characters, but I worry that I know too much about the world and it’s losing its allure.

Solid stuff, not quite living up to my dreams of what this series could be, but what can you do?

I don’t know, the idea is neat but I don’t really like the kids and reading it makes me feel tired. I guess Samir and Samantha are okay but Samuel just seems bored by everything? Including child murder? I dunno how to feel about that one. I enjoyed when Vern called him out by existing though.

I liked this one slightly more than usual.

I found the exposition and dialogue a bit clunky but, overall, I’m intrigued.

This is kind of a cool idea, but I’m not really sure how I feel about the mythology, guess we’ll see.

Once again, absolutely fine. Nothing special.

Sea Daddy for best new character 2k19.

I’ll be honest with you, I am fully sold every time Throg is doing something.

I thought this was pretty alright.

This one was a rare misstep to me. I don’t care about space.

That baby is very cute.

This was a better issue for me, though I’m still hesitant about this whole thing.

This one felt a little scattered to me, I don’t know, maybe the last arc’s bitter residue hasn’t left my brain yet.

RIP to Quentin Quire tbh.

This was better than I expected, though I am cautiously wary of this time period and setting. It has betrayed me before.

Yes, just sort of the same thing as always.

This is all FINE, but kind of boring? I don’t know, I just don’t feel super invested...

I actually didn’t dislike Harley as much as I usually do, so that was a nice change of pace. I’m only a little more interested in the plot than I was before, but the trend is certainly upwards!

I found the hopping around in time to be a little annoying I’ll be real with you.

Is it wrong that I got super excited about the Ultra-Humanite being in this one?

This issue felt weaker. I don’t really feel like I’m seeing a reasonable character journey.

I don’t know, I still wish I got more out of the characters? But it’s not bad, just not great.

I’m just really not feeling it, honestly, the characters are just kind of annoying.

Pacing wasn’t great and I dunno, it’s not all that interesting to me, meh.

From that extra-judicial killing by the police of an unconscious and unarmed person of colour I was pretty much yikesing my way through this comic.

This one was less overtly yikes, but the spectre of yikes remains.

This wasn’t a bad issue, but it had so much fighting and the fighting was just so stiff, almost? Not great.

I liked some of these.

Some of these were good.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

Eh. I didn’t love the first series. We’ll see.

Eh, this was okay.

The art was distracting. The story was fine, I guess. It went by fast, but I was annoyed by all of the characters.

Please stop yelling your own and other’s secret identities on the rooftop right next to a super villain.

I actually didn't hate this. Nice to see my ship back under full sail.

Smh so disappointed in Sif’s lack of commitment to monsterfucking.

I’m just so glad that this plot is finally moving along.

Something of interest here!

Well, I’m not sad to see it go. The art was nice but this draaaaaagged.

Clones. :/

This one gave me vibes. What kind of vibes? Great question.

I wasn’t exactly excited by what was happening, but I didn’t feel that much of drag either.

Get your shit together Steve, that was such an obvious lure.

Tell me more about lobsters, skull daddy.

This is okay, but I’m still just a bit Armageddon’d out.

Cute but nothing special.

Love that it's short!

This was fine! I don’t know, it’s not really doing anything special for me.

I didn’t really love the dialogue, I feel like the idea is cool though.

This was okay.

I do respect the sentiment of Gabriel’s section but I think it highlights a very “I’m not like one of them” mindsets that only holds marginalized peoples back and pits them against one another. Things like “I’m not like one of those gay men, I like sports and beer and mowing my lawn” or “I’m not like one of those girls, I read books and hate the colour pink” or “I’m not like one of those black people, I do well in school and actually love my family.” The implication of course being that 1) most of them are actually like that, and 2) being like one of those is to be lesser, to not be worthy of time or respect. Only by conforming to dominant norms or enacting “correct” behaviours does one become someone valuable. Someone that it is okay to be. I don’t know, I just think it’s something to notice and think about.

This was also fine!

This was fun and I feel pretty immersed in the world, I’m kinda lukewarm on the whole thing but not so much as to not enjoy it.

I really like the idea here but I had such a hard time with the narration.

Fine but somewhat overwrought at times.

So many words but not like bad, you know?

So can infected people spread this or not?! I need some rules here!

Look I mean I didn’t hate it. I actually really appreciated Wally’s exposition dump because this huge event has been eternal and I didn’t know what was happening anymore. On the other hand... I’m exhausted and I don’t care about alternate realities or time travel or quirky new versions of Batman. I am tired. Fix your universe or don’t, DC, but please do it quickly.

I didn’t really like the art. This issue didn’t hit as hard with the emotions as it usually does, or at least I didn’t feel as strongly.

Come on zombie Darkseid, bring my flagging interest in this series back to life!

Maybe it’s because I already know what’s supposed to happen to a lot of these characters, but most of this fell a little flat for me.

This feels stretched out in a way? I don’t know.

A slightly tedious calm before the storm but okay.

I love Pied Piper and am totally fine with Wink as a person but I don’t know I’m not hugely distressed at this point.

Hooray! The gays win again.

I mostly enjoy this, but then I tend to enjoy Ed Brisson’s writing, hoping for more depth.

Logan come on man get your shit together.

I know it's a Deadpool title but I get taken out of a bit because everybody is always quipping.

This didn't quite nail everything I expected it to, since i like the author so much, but I'll keep reading it and I did enjoy it for the most part.

This was a little better but I’m still not hugely invested.

Poor Two-Face. He’ll always be a... secondary villain.

This was solid but never went anywhere that I would call revolutionary.

I feel like I’m going crazy, am I supposed to have no idea what’s going on with Damian? I realize that it’s from Teen Titans which I refuse to read, but also are we not going to set anything about it up at all in this comic before deciding to make this a subplot?

That was easy!

This was okay! A little bit rough but I guess that happens.

This was okay, but I’m only so-so on it as it stands. Interested to see how the framing works out, at least.

Now this is a level of self-doubt I can vibe with.

I actually really like the idea of magical accountants and I want to know more about them, the middle stories were not good, the last was okay.

This Doctor Strange/Clea fanfiction is really heating up.

This was okay, if not particularly special.

Oh no the Milk Wars are happening you guys.

A really cool idea, but too much narration really bogged it down.

This felt kind of rushed and a little messy to me, like they suddenly ran out of time and had to wrap everything up at once.

A solid enough issue, but nothing too special.

A little slow.

Bleh.

This was a good issue, but not like crazy exciting or anything.

I really like the chemistry between the two leads, they’re very fun. The rest of it I am largely so-so on.

A not unpleasant ending, all things considered.

The idea is cool but I’m not crazy about the execution.

This comic doesn’t blow my mind but I’m also not like dying every time I read it, which is nice.

Adequate!

I’m so incredibly over writers who say that someone doesn’t experience emotion and then just show them clearly having emotional reactions? Just don’t say that they have no emotions. They clearly have emotions. Loved the art. Tired of human Green Lanterns. Don’t care about the murders.

The first story was a bit weird, the second was okay.

I think that this was a little clumsily executed and rushed, but I think that it’s got something important to say. I wish it had been done a bit better.

Once again I feel like the writing is letting its very important topic down a bit, I want so badly for this to be the perfect comic! This issue was definitely better because it was a bit less flip and didn’t use so much caricature.

Honestly, not bad. The dialogue got a little grating but I wasn’t annoyed to be reading this.

There was something a little off about this one, not in a horrible way, I just wasn’t as into it as one would expect.

Some of this was written a little oddly and kind of stilted, like the random reflection on what she was up to 5 years ago with her dad, it felt more quippy than necessary tbh.

So like I understand why they were all talking like that, but man it made the whole thing a real slog to get through.

There’s a lot going for this but the style is just very hard to connect with.

I really liked some of this (InceHal) and was really confused by the rest. Why does this comic torment me like this. Let me love you, Green Lantern Season 2!!

This was not too bad, I'm kind of into the villain, which I didn't expect when he was revealed last issue.

Some good, some bad. What I liked, I loved, what I didn’t, I didn’t.

Same complaint as always, but starting to stagnate as Martin slowly comes to realize something we all realized the moment Slade was introduced.

Well, it was a wild ride!

I like Christos Gage as a writer, but I’m lukewarm on this as a concept.

It’s not doing anything special, but it’s not like it’s horrible either.

Once again just a roller coaster from cringe to melodrama to interest and back into cringe. Like, girl, could you be any dumber, bless your heart.

I don’t think I care about any of these characters yet... I’m trying but they’re not connecting to me!

I’m not sure how here I am for this backstory, but I think it’s still interesting enough that I’m not mad about it, it’s just weird!

I really liked the art in this. The story was... very murder-y.

This was okay.

Pretty okay!

The plot’s okay, but a big issue is the art, specifically given that everybody has sort of the same hair length and the same basic face and they’re always cast in shadow or desaturated so you can’t even tell if their hair is blue or not and I have no idea who’s supposed to be who.

Is this like the actual canon of Drax’s origin? I’m so confused. It was nice though.

“Satan would want me to have these lustful feelings, Ryan.”

This was okay but they’re always so brief!

Okay.

This was okay! Definitely some good moments.

This was okay, if a little exposition heavy! Midnight’s Fire is a dumb name.

I don’t like zombies.

Wow, her dad’s alive?! I didn’t see that coming at ALL!

This was definitely better than it has been in a while, but at this point I’m too burnt out to care.

Don’t you dare come here and tell me to my face that Batman wouldn’t know that Superman is allergic to magic, come on.

Honestly not terrible, just kind of bland. I spent most of my time thinking about who designs and makes their apocalypse outfits.

I’m just happy that something happened.

Fine issue.

Fine!

This was a little slow?

I thought this one was pretty good in the sense that now I know a lot more than I did about these characters.

Gwenpool usage was a little up and down.

I just don’t care about the bad future! I’m sorry! It’s fine for what it is.

Holy exposition, Batman! There was a lot of it here. Interesting plot though, so I guess we’ll see.

Interesting plot, still lukewarm on the writing.

This wasn’t bad, but I definitely also felt that it was a little bit paint-by-numbers struggle, if that makes sense? I like the part where she melted her parents though.

I think this was cool with maybe some things that I didn’t care for but yeah, for the most part good.

Like... it’s fine. It’s Man-Bat. I don’t know what you’re expecting here.

This was a little slow and not super engaging to me, and there weren’t even sick burns to make up for it. Do all men with mutton chops in the Marvel universe have half-Japanese sons who hate them?

Still just so much future.

I think the style of writing just wasn’t for me. I thought that the subject was at least interesting and not badly done.

This was cute, but I’m not exactly a big Johnny Storm fan so I didn’t get a lot out of this.

Just as I was getting interested!

Alright, nothing crazy special but not bad, had a bit of my least favourite trope going though.

This hit weird, and I think it's because of a lack of buildup.

This wouldn’t have happened if the superheroes fixed the socioeconomic inequalities like they promised. ):

This was okay!

This had some cute moments but I wasn't crazy into it or anything.

This was okay! Bit wordy, but good work figuring it out, Rogue.

An adequate conclusion.

Not bad!

This held my interest more than the first issue, but that is possibly because of the brief moments of seeing the Rogues, like omg was that Double Down in there for a second? Fabulous.

I feel almost like I’m out of the loop on something, which I guess is what happens when you read a team book and aren’t too familiar with the team.

So much talking and kind of the same things happening as always. I deeply appreciated the recipe though.

I like this comic but there’s a lot about it that doesn’t work for me, I think maybe it just needs a little trimming.

Batman beats up Jason and then some rando saves him: the comic. Bizarro's whole thing was kind of insanely dumb. I like things about it but I wasn't feeling this issue.

This is going a bit slowly for me, and honestly Daken deserves so much better, he’s literally never done anything to deserve this, #DakenDidNothingWrong.

Honestly I’m just completely focused on Daken, is my boy okay?!

Fun but not amazing.

I don’t know, I’m just suddenly not feeling it as much? Not sure why.

Still fairly enjoyable.

I wasn’t overly annoyed or unhappy to be reading it.

Everybody getting compounded into increasingly ridiculous combinations of characters was A++. The backup was boring.

This all felt really... competent? Some fun moments but overall very standard. I liked Canto best, what a look.

Okay.

Feels like it would be so easy to be like “yeah dude i’m trying to reform my evil dad’s evil gang,” like so super easy to just say that?? But what do I know, that’s not a very dramatic exit line.

I kinda just don’t really care for this comic very much and I’m not sure why. Maybe just because they’re a bunch of dumb kids and I’m hateful and old and have no joy left in me.

This is all fine I guess.

Kinda rushed and I wish there had been a little bit more going on here, but I like the character and I want to see how it goes so...

A solid enough ending.

Fine! A little standard, but fine!

The art is cute and the writing has some moments but I’m so annoyed that the scansion in the lyrics doesn’t work out most of the time.

Boy they really went hard on that noir dialogue!

So much betrayal.

Oh no it was dissatisfying!

I mean I was invested from a Seven Soldiers angle but #NotMySevenSoldiers so eh, this was fine.

Inoffensive.

Fine!

I really like the art in this! I’m less sure about the characters or the plot but I’m willing to stick with it for now.

It’s moving a little bit weirdly for me, to be honest, though I still like elements.

Someone should probably get this guy some therapy or something.

I skipped over the annoying smart guy robot moments and yet they still annoyed me.

Wow she defeated that big bad so fast.

Oh, well, RIP I guess.

Inoffensive but also inconsequential. Like sure the stories are actually pretty good for an anthology, but what’s the point of the gimmick?

I’m just not super into this as a concept, but I’m sure it’s great for some.

This issue felt a little bit jumbled for me and I was kind of having trouble following just what was happening and why.

Bleh this was fine.

It’s weird because I was way into this but it kinda went out with a whimper? Like, not bad, just not as good as I thought the earlier issues were!

The art’s quite nice. The story is so-so. We’ll see, I suppose. We’ll all see.

The thing is this isn’t a bad comic, but I never look forward to reading it and I always put it near the beginning of my reading order, which I feel is telling me something.

Once I got past the intense cringe of the very unwelcome return of objectivist Question being mean to human trafficking victims I ended up having an okay time reading this, for the most part. I had a lot to nitpick, but for sure the thing that I disliked the most was Myra. I’m really sad about what’s been done to her. Why is she the sister of the Mayor? Why is she stupid?

I wish maybe the mystery had been more engaging or developed, so I had more of a reason than to just sort of joylessly flip through it, waiting until he got to see some spooky shit.

A little too cliché for me but I liked the energy.

Felt a teensy bit like filler almost? Like yeah character was happening, but none of it really connected for me.

Cute but not exactly important reading.

So cute.

Fine, but didn’t feel incredibly necessary tbh.

This was okay, I was fine with it.

Dang, how many sides is this dude on?

I think the different art styles and such were really cool. Some stories were better than others.

I liked some of these stories significantly more than others.

Poor Dario Agger, he was just trying his best.

I didn’t find this super satisfying, possibly because I’ve taken too long to read it and forgotten some of the plot?

I don't really know or care about this character but okay!

This was okay but I think I would have liked it more if I knew the characters a bit.

The broken English thoughts were a little irritating! But otherwise this was fiiiiiine.

I am casually interested in this, but nothing blew me away.

Like yeah it’s pretty good but is it the most good?

This comic has a radical anti-Quentin agenda and tbh I’m very offended on his behalf.

This was okay! Felt a little... rushed?

Daken would never.

I had a hard time reading this but maybe I was just in a mood.

Fine issue.

Honestly not bad tbh.

Once again perfectly serviceable, once again I am asking for a purpose to this series as a whole.

I’m a little bit confused but okay I guess! It’s nice to see Loki hanging out and being ridiculous.

Adequate!

There was a lot going into this to like, but I think that it sort of lost its way a little and failed to really get into anybody’s heads, people and gods just seem to sort of be doing things on a whim and I dunno, I really liked it at the start...

The evil plan here is kind of stupid and I’ve definitely seen it executed better. Wonder Woman literally has a rope that can make people tell the truth, but yeah, just blatantly lying to her face is 100% the way to trap her.

I’m kind of interested in this exploration of Diana’s mind.

I think I would have liked this more if we had gotten more of good guy Max Lord, or at least any hint at all that he was trying to be nice.

I wish Liar Liar was better or maybe just not here, but alas.

This was generally okay but nothing was really grabbing me here.

Sorry for being mean to you, clone, you were the best of us.

Every time I read this comic I am filled with trepidation, and actually finishing it doesn’t make the trepidation go away.

Poor Quentin Quire, he’s really been going through it.

Eh in theory this was cool.

They shoulda come out of that a polycule tbh.

This was okay, some weird moments.

This was okay!

I’m interested! Nothing super special, but a solid read.

Kind of messy, but interesting.

A bit slow and the shine is starting to wear off, maybe there will be more as things get to really unraveling?

This was okay, I dunno, bit inconsistent.

This was okay but I didn’t love it.

This had a few good moments, but was mostly the same as the last one for me.

It’s a weird choice to have her playing Spider-Man with absolutely no alteration or padding on her body but okay.

I don’t know, it all just feels so hectic and contrived? Maybe that’s just me, maybe I’m just a hater.

I liked the part where Spider-Man was sassing the robbery guy.

“I’m not even convinced what you’re doing here is ethical” the words you’re looking for are “is unethical” queen. Also, why are we recycling the recent Jessica Drew retcon??

Generally pretty good.

Just fine, nothing too thrilling, but not bad either.

Cool, cool.

Eh, I’m just not crazy invested, you know?

Acceptable.

This was fine but didn't really grab me or anything.

This was okay but nothing super special.

This was fine, definitely better than it has been.

I’m kind of mad that they used all of this just to give him tattoos.

Thank you for your help, Exposition Shark.

Well, the monster’s cool. We still really need to talk about how Arthur should probably get some counselling or something.

So I guess we’re just never talking about the abuse lol okay.

This was fine. Nothing special, but not as deeply annoying as I have previously found this comic to be. Maybe it’s the lack of Aquaman that made me feel kinda positive about this one.

I got more into it as it went, I really liked the scene where Loki beat Nebula.

I won’t lie and say that I’m super invested in these characters, but the story is I guess somewhat interesting.

I’m still just not really enjoying this, and I don’t quite know why. Usually this is the kind of plot I’m into!

Well I'm glad we're not fire punching each other anymore at least.

It’s not a chore to read which is nice but it also doesn’t do anything super exciting.

This was okay but like not super great tbh, felt a little rushed to me.

This story arc is just fine, but there’s nothing here to get me excited.

A little bit hokey but a good enough ending.

I'm kind of on #TeamJury here. Put up or shut up, Bruce.

This was okay, but that extended poetry jam sesh really dragged the whole thing down for me, it went on waaaaaay too long. I feel weird about this whole Penguin thing and I don’t believe his dudes would kill themselves for him.

I think that this was at least better written, and I dunno, I can be persuaded.

Honestly probably the best issue in a while in the sense that something happened and a lot of our expectations were explicitly vindicated. But the fact that we had to drag it out so long to get here is annoying, as is the fact that we all knew what was coming here.

So... Batman/Ghost-Maker am I right?

Keep the name of the Secret Six out of your mouths. Also, does being infected also infect your clothing? Do they all take a break to make new costumes? These are the questions that I want answered.

Okay I’ll give the comic this: Ra’s al Ghul trying to smoke bomb away and failing was the best thing that I have ever seen or read in my whole life.

This was fine but like... everybody was speaking exposition. Also is it just me or did everybody have really long faces? I loved the art otherwise though.

Okay, I guess.

Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Ugh okay I guess? This just doesn’t interest me that much.

I just feel so tired when I read this comic.

It’s not great but also it’s not terrible?

This was an okay issue but I just really have a hard time connecting with the characters or their dialogue. I didn’t love the pace.

Well... can’t say I’ll miss it.

Eh this was fine.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

Eh I’m just really not all that interested in this.

This was a fine ending, but I never looked forward to reading it.

I’m sorry, but your idea of the perfect way to convince Bruce Wayne to chill out and live a normal life is to tell him he murdered his parents? I feel like my questions weren’t answered at all by the first two parts, and then I was dumped into yet another boring post-apocalypse where everybody has mohawks and face paint and impractical torn up outfits because we all saw Mad Max once and none of us has been able to come up with anything more creative than that.

I thought some of these were better than others, but I really liked the last one, so 6/10.

As anthologies go this wasn’t the worst thing I’ve read.

I just struggle with the dialogue and also I don’t really care all that much about the plot? Art’s nice.

Still don’t really care, no rules no stakes.

“They don’t understand that this ring is acting on its own! If only there was some method we could use to inform them of this, perhaps by using our words!”

The dialogue wasn’t always amazing and the art was frequently weird, but there were fun moments.

I think this issue was a little slow and starting to drag a little and I’m not quite sure what I’m caring about here.

I do really appreciate that the explanations are now more forthcoming, but I am a little tired of this plot, it’s moving so slowly.

I feel like I would have gotten more out of this issue if I knew more Black Panther lore and didn’t have to rely on the summaries at the end. That being said, this issue wasn’t a horrifying read, it actually went by pretty painlessly.

This was very quick, which I appreciated.

Heh god loves moon kills, nice one,

I’m only lukewarm on this as it is, but I think it could be interesting.

This was interesting but maybe too quick.

This was alright! There were some moments that made me smile, but also many that did not.

Okay story-wise, but the dialogue was hard to get through.

Satisfactory.

This comic continues to confound me.

Well, the art wasn’t great, and the story kind of fell flat for me honestly. It felt rushed.

Yas queen.

Fine, fine.

I’m not really super invested in the whole post-apocalypse scenario but I think it’s well written enough, I was never annoyed while reading it.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

The tie-in was solid but the other two were less so.

This comic is borderline incomprehensible but it still gets me.

You know, I'm still into this even though it's so weird. This issue was practically comprehensible!

Uhh did I miss an issue?

I’m not the only one getting Vibes right?

Kinda blah tbh.

Okay.

This was fine but it didn't really stick with me too much.

I struggled with the structure of this one.

Everybody Hates Conan: The Comic.

This was okay, but maybe too explainy for me.

This was alright.

Tbh I’m completely here for Wally calling him the Batman Who Tries Too Hard.

The art was very not good. The rest was just fine. Still a little exhausted emotionally.

This was pretty solid but nothing too special. Did it need to be made? Probably not.

Wow that art was... bad.

The art on these children was harrowing. Like before, trying a little too hard, but not offensive in any way.

This was okay! I liked the art and the noir theme.

I think I liked previous issues more, this one had some jokes that didn’t quite land for me.

This is okay, but I’m real mad about Maximus.

Oh, okay, cool I guess?

Why use Deadshot if you aren’t going to write him right?

This didn’t really do it for me. I think it was a combination of the dialogue and the pacing and the art.

Ironically I’ve found this story arc very tepid.

I don’t know why but I just didn’t like this. Maybe it was the portrayal of Harvey. Maybe it was the plot. I dunno.

I feel pretty much the same as before, mildly lukewarm on this story arc.

I don’t hate reading it, but I also wouldn’t miss it if it were gone.

This was solid but not great. That brain surgery was... something else.

Well, this surely happened.

Not great but not terrible I guess, aside from more incorrect airplane stuff.

Poor Kanna.

This was nice but a bit of a throwaway.

Nothing too thrilling here, and felt a little bit rushed in a number of ways, but a solid enough conclusion.

I’m not crazy about it but it’s fine.

A little boring, and I think the style was getting to me.

Man, that ending was pretty insanely telegraphed. The way he saved the universe was cool though.

Haha what?

This was alright! Nothing really blew my mind.

This was interesting to me but it did feel like it went on a little bit, and was very narrate-y.

Very explain-y and the coming twist feels almost so obvious that I don’t even want to call it a twist. But not a bad read. And the art was very nice.

Whatever!

Poor Elongated Man gets no love.

I’m still not very invested tbh, and I found it not particularly well written.

Bleh.

I guess we fixed suicidal ideation?? Big if true.

Interesting!

I want more of the creepy magic stuff! Bring me more creepy magic!

I was mostly feeling this (with some reservations) and then Super Baby Awesome Killer showed up and then I was not feeling it.

Aw no the apocalypse.

Tbh we all need more Doom in our lives.

This is fine! Sorry! I don’t really care!

Eh, I just am not that interested in these characters, sorry.

This wasn’t nearly as annoying to me as usual, maybe because of the new plot? Maybe because the Fantastic Four wasn’t actually in it... who knows??

Fiiine.

Okay!

This was better than I dreaded, but still not super special.

This definitely does feel classic and I hate that because the poor Fantastic Four don’t deserve to catch a break no matter what some people say. It was fine I guess, if you’re into merely acceptable comics.

Art is still beautiful. Emotions are still a big problem and I think that neither the writer nor the artist actually thought about the implications of this before doing it. Murder plot still not super interesting.

This was probably my favourite issue in a while, likely because there was almost nobody around to drive me insane by having inexplicable emotions. On the other hand, I don’t care about the romance.

This issue was actually probably the best one in a long time. The art was way better, that’s for sure. I want more Rogues and less Forces so tbh I’m delighted that cloak man got shanked.

Honestly not terrible, but that is possibly because it was more about the Squad than Flash, and I like the Squad.

This was okay, and I do usually like resistance stories, so hopefully the next issues rouse some more interest in me.

Yeah, okay, this is fine I guess? Nothing really special here to get me interested.

This was okay.

I found this one a little hard to get through tbh.

A bit of a rush, a little unsatisfying, an unfortunate end, RIP.

Adequate! It had some fun lines.

Reading this kind of felt like being hit by a truck that was carrying nothing but silver age comics, and then when the paramedics got to me they just started whispering random dialogue from the shredded comics into my ears.

I found this tolerable though occasionally disjointed. At least I didn’t want to die from insane dialogue!

The pacing is starting to catch up with this one a little bit.

Why won’t you be consistent, Hawkman? I want to like you.

Well, it was a quick read, and an interesting idea.

Some good and some bad.

Daken confirmed for into bondage. It was okay. The art wasn't great, but I was engaged throughout, so that's all I can ask.

This was okay and had some cool ideas, but definitely not my favourite issue, despite neat visuals.

I think this was a solid story that was missing a bit of that something extra that made the first issues really exciting. This issue wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t special either.

This was a miss for me.

Man, this art isn’t great I’ll be real. Only so-so on the plot thus far, but it might surprise me!

I mean... good for him?

This was fine! Sorry!

Some of these were better than others! Extra point for convincing Doomlactus to leave by translating everything he hears into praise.

This was okay. All fine.

This was okay. Didn’t care for the art.

Spy stuff is fun sometimes.

Legit the only thing I care about is robot revolution and having to see Arno Stark is a real drag.

Okay, nothing too special though.

There was something about this issue that really rubbed me the wrong way.

This was cute but I feel like it rushed way too much and I didn’t get everything I wanted out of it. I definitely feel like I like Riri more now, though.

Wow yeah this is just what we all needed, Mindhunter/Batman crossover fanfiction.

Honestly not as annoying as I was anticipating it would be.

This was just fine, I’m not really getting the point at this stage, but it’s not like it’s badly written or anything, there’s just too much plot.

I’m still not really all that interested. Glad that Brainithor is canon again though.

Can’t even time heist right come on.

I wish these resentments had actually been established at some point before, but this comic is such a mishmash of things and events that I barely have a sense of any of these characters as people, let alone as people who operate as anything other than a completely unified mass of spandex and punches. Really liked the art, though.

Bleh.

I’m not really invested in this, and I don’t think Darkseid is very in character at this point.

Eh.

Fine!

A little repetitive.

oh okay uh good for these little fish kids I guess.

I mean, it wasn’t badly written. It also wasn’t interestingly written.

Well, I like spy stuff...

This was just not super fun to read, I’ll be honest with you. It was no doubt important for the motivations of the antagonists, but I wish it had been written more tightly.

Bleh.

Bleh!

Eh, I wasn’t super excited about this one tbh.

Oh nooo, my semi-sentient clothes are evil?! How could I have foreseen this? If only someone I knew had famously also encountered evil space clothes!

I thought this was okay if maybe a little rushed.

A fine if somewhat uninteresting issue.

I liked some aspects of this. The art is nice.

Imagine giving someone their first tattoo and that tattoo is a knuckle tat! Unreal. Also that kiss. Yikes.

I was actually weirdly into the whole thing with the investigation and all that, really loving the art, and then we went to Mars and honestly my interest just nosedived so hard that it hurt, I’m hoping that this can somehow pull around, because I was genuinely interested!

I mean, I didn’t hate it! It wasn’t super special but it also wasn’t super annoying, even with all the future slang.

A solid finale with even some cute moments.

I’m not a big zombie person and this didn’t do anything to change my mind. It was fine, I guess.

Ehh I just feel less and less connected to this world and these people as I go on.

This is just getting to be a little much for me.

A quick read, an acceptable read.

Kind of getting a little more interested in this, but still not as excited as I would expect to be.

This was okay but I don’t care about the romance.

This had some good moments, but I'm not too invested in it.

I think I could get into this despite the time travel.

This was okay! I don’t know, kind of mostly boring? Not bad though. Just sort of boring.

Still not really working for me, dunno why.

What a twist!

Aw, this was kind of nice.

Honestly this was better than I expected, but I didn’t fully believe the story being told here.

I mean, it wasn’t hard to follow, but I’m not exactly champing at the bit for more. Except that I really want to know where that dude’s intestines ended up.

I wasn’t super into the main story, honestly, but maybe it will get better. The backup earned most of the points for me here.

tbh I am all about Mephisto being like "... dude your life is so sad, maybe you should just stay in hell?"

I was more interested in this one, but then the end happened and I was less interested again.

Conan was the best part and he was not in this enough.

This was okay! Kind of quiet.

A serviceable read.

Okay.

This one was okay. The art was good but the dialogue was not.

This was fine.

Some of these were okay! I’m giving extra points for extra spook.

Uhhhh?

I liked the second story way more than I liked the main.

I liked this talking animal city better when it was Zootopia.

This continues to be fine.

Alright.

I don’t dislike it, but I’m not excited to read it either.

This was interesting but not incredibly engaging. I like noir as a general setting, so I’m ready to stick with it.

The writing in this one irritated me for unknown reasons. It was weird!

Okay!

I’m a sucker for magic boarding school, but at times this felt a little try-hard and obvious. Hopefully it will move past that soon.

This is cute but I don’t know that I care enough about anything yet to actually get invested in the characters. Maybe it will surprise me!

Eh I just don’t feel strongly about any of them or any ships.

Okay!

I liked this more than before, though it still has a touch of the jumbles about it.

I like the people a little more, but the plot kind of stopped for a second there.

This is like better Superman 12, but not that much better because it still had garbage to work with.

Well, that was quick. Not awful, I just don’t care about the story arc this poor book’s been dragged into.

Okay! Didn't read the backup.

There was something here that I wanted to enjoy, but I didn’t quite enjoy it as much as one might have expected.

This was better than the last one, but I’m so tired of how all dark stories are just “no... I can fight crime BETTER, with MURDER... oh no all this MURDER is CHANGING ME into a MURDERER........ oh well time to do more murder!”

This is all fine but not super exciting.

I love how Ebony Maw is so betrayal happy that he would betray his own damn self.

There were some things I liked.

At least things are finally coming together.

This wasn’t very spooky. Maybe we’ll get to a spooky place one day, I dunno.

Still no spooks to be had, nothing really special or interesting here tbh.

Honestly this was fine but just not what I really wanted in a spooky story. Also way too explain-y.

So like the art is really cool, but there’s so much world build and so many characters and so much happening that it’s almost too much, I wish this would maybe just slow down a bit.

The jumping between time periods was hard to follow, and I don’t really get what’s going on…

I mean, I think I mostly agree with the concepts here, but as a story about the Question, I find myself unsatisfied. This didn’t feel like it progressed the character in a meaningful way. I really enjoyed the art, but I think that’s because it just made me think of Denny O’Neil’s run.

I think that this comic is so close, but the emotional stakes just aren’t quite here, everything feels very basic and a little empty, I wish we had gotten something a bit more serious with Luke, or even like a second more from Rex.

This comic was fine but I feel like the characters are just kind of doing whatever at this point. Like Luke is just fine with teaming up with everyone, Rex is like “oh well being a regular dude was boring so sorry for endlessly bitching about how shitty it was to be a monster, I’m back to being a monster again lol.”

Wow what a shock I can’t believe it was a trap.

A solid ending, if a bit much at times.

Still cute!

I am extremely here for robot revolution (robotolution?), but eh, I’m lukewarm on most of the rest of this issue.

This was pretty clearly a young adult story.

Not bad but a little bit cringey dialogue-wise.

A slightly better than usual anthology!

See last review.

Weapon XXX was a bad choice of name. Unless this weapon is weaponized porn. In which case, carry on.

The art in this was very nice. The story was okay. It made me miss other, better versions of this same idea though.

I must say that I really do respect Zan’s position on unlimited breadsticks, but I’ve kind of given up on consequence.

Nothing special, nothing bad.

The rapport between Wonder Woman and Giganta was fun.

Continuing very much along the same lines, if getting a little weird.

Honestly fine.

I feel a little weird about the mental health aspect of this.

Welp that’s done then!

This was okay but nothing super special.

I still love Gabby so much, and this was kind of nice if still a little bit bland. I don’t care for cloning, especially since there has been so much cloning going on in here, but yeah, this was nice enough!

Solid stuff, nothing too exciting.

Toooo much business.

This was a perfectly fine comic and I will continue to read it.

This comic is pretty cool, nothing too crazy in here, but I like it fine.

Oh my god the reverse Domino was too much for my heart.

The visuals were often cool (esp. poor Kid Compost, RIP) but there was something about the dialogue and the plot progression that I just didn’t quite like.

I swear this story is like tailor-made for me and yet...

I might have enjoyed this more if I wasn’t so entirely bored with every single plot point and character thanks to previous comics.

I’m not super interested in the team and tbh I’m on the robot revolution’s side here.

Like this isn’t terrible, there were some good moments, but like also I don’t care.

Like I mean it wasn’t bad, but was it good?

The first story was pointless. The second one was pretty okay. The third one was cute but pointless.

Some of these were okay! Definitely better than I was expecting, although my experience was curated so what do I know.

Eh this was pretty inconsequential. The cat is cute I guess, plus .5 for the cat.

Eh, I didn’t love it, but it wasn’t the worst Deadpool thing I’ve ever read...

Still not super working for me to be honest.

Who?

Given that it was Bullseye and Machinesmith teaming up, I expected to like this more.

I’m getting increasingly bored, I wish we had more in the way of interesting details…

I dunno, this still isn’t hooking me.

Still pretty bored, not gonna lie.

Things certainly do continue to happen!

I’m kind of weirded out by the implication here—Mary Jane can take down all of these dudes at once, so how are they ever a threat to anyone?

Eh this was pretty whatever, tbh. Not exactly a thrill, and the art doesn’t help.

I think there are some cool ideas here, but I don’t feel close to any of the characters yet.

Oh nooo there are so many aliens and so much water and the water is poison what’ll we dooooo.

Oh no, not... Ralph?

Arthur. You never need to be sorry for being the victim of intimate partner violence.

Thank you once again for your help, Exposition Shark.

I'm interested, I'd keep reading this.

I’m glad Skurge got to go to Valhalla. ♥️

I struggled through this a little bit.

Fiiine.

I’m not mad about having read it, but I question how much we actually needed this one.

“Until he vanished in a robbery where nothing was taken except for him” So you mean an abduction then? There’s a whole word for it when it’s a person getting stolen, but I understand that that’s very specialist knowledge.

I think they think I care about Barbara’s business a lot more than I actually do. What’s the harm in her losing her job here? She clearly doesn’t care about the company in any way, and she has like a billion other things to do.

Sometimes weird dialogue. Not the worst thing ever.

I’m beginning to think that maybe Batman needs to go to a therapist.

I don’t know, I like some of these ideas but other ones I really don’t.

A little annoying to read tbh.

This was a stupid plan. “Yeah I know they’ll go violently insane, but putting thousands of them in this pit all at once is a great call.”

Ultra-Humanite has a pretty beautiful brain for someone with a neurodegenerative disorder but okay.

Nobody felt like they were a real person when they were talking, it was all so weirdly sterile.

Readable, but not particularly exhilarating to read.

The dialogue is such a drag to read, I kept almost skipping over it in my rush to be done.

I just don’t really understand the point of these comics.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

This is just, like... I don’t know. I don’t love it. The art is beautiful, at least. But I’m not loving that a lot of this feels OOC and shippy.

This was just fine! The art in the first and last story were a bit tragic.

This was okay.

This art really doesn’t work for me.

Poor Odessa, unrequited love is hard.

Getting a little too heavy on the space battles here, but I still think it’s kinda cool.

I feel like the first half in particular was a bit messy, but fine enough.

A little slow, I guess a nice breather.

This was okay, but nothing special. That reaction to the Sentry at the end bumped up my score a bit.

Fin Fang Fool was an amazing line, the rest of this was so-so.

This was cute but felt a little rushed and abrupt—probably because it was, thanks for nothing, the plague.

I would have liked more Jack, I think.

This comic was just fine until the very end!

The new character was so annoying and I can’t deal with how ridiculously naïve and trusting Tim still is.

Well, that was resolved quickly.

This had exactly two good lines. Everything else was just okay to bland.

Such a rush to an ending.

I have no idea what I think of this comic. I kept being on the verge of being really into it, and then it got crazy preachy, and then it was back to being good again, and then out of nowhere the preaching intensified again? I'll read it, cautiously.

Lot of explaining, my dudes. Art still not great.

This is fine but sort of slow? I liked the fight scene I guess, and the art is nice.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

This was okay.

This comic just runs right through me. The art is nice though.

I like a good heist as much as the next girl, but I just feel like this could have been so much more than it was.

Why is it organized like this?

Okay.

This was okay, I liked learning more about Amka, but I feel like a lot was jammed in there and it was maybe a bit much.

I was immediately put off by the narration at the start, and I don’t care about teens or their teen problems. But then there was Mephisto, +1 for Mephisto.

Mad respect to Mephisto and how much he enjoys ruining things.

Oh well okay glad we sorted that out then.

I did not care for the dialogue. And oh my lord that clunky exposition.

The scenes in the prison were very annoying. Everything else was fine.

Fine! I don’t really care about this comic, sorry teens.

Imus Champion looked exceptionally dumb with the serpent crown on his little bubble head, so I’m gonna add a .5 for that.

Honestly I’m enjoying this way less than I expected and it’s making me sad. I want to like it more!

I think this was a little better, but I was mostly into the beginning and then less excited when the rest of the plot kicked back in, so I dunno what to do with that.

This is just absolutely exhausting to me. I don’t care. What are the stakes anymore? Oh wow is there going to be a hope spot and then the villain suddenly turns it around on them? I bet there is. Stop. Stop this.

There were some things I liked here and somethings I didn't.

This was better than I usually expect an anthology to be, but it still had several weak stories that just dragged the whole thing down.

Oh Black Adam, you dummy.

The art is occasionally so distracting that I almost forgot about the plot that I am mostly bored with.

This was okay! Still a bit try-hard for me. Sorry that that’s always my review of this comic. Maybe it should stop trying so hard.

Pretty much my same opinion as always, adding a .5 because I like the art.

Wow, her plan was... really stupid? What a tragedy, this arc seemed so cool at the start.

Maybe it’s the old lady in me, but I found this one to be... cute.

There was one moment I really enjoyed, which was Kang and Doom talking fashion, and then for the rest I was pretty much just surviving.

I liked the part with the bear.

I actually liked this a little less than I have been liking it so far. Maybe too disjointed this time round.

This comic is okay but I dunno man it’s not as great as it once was. Love Bats forever though.

Interesting story, okay execution.

I don’t love the style, unfortunately.

Definitely the best issue in a long time.

Aw man this one wasn’t super great. I’m giving an extra half point for Hero of the Void.

Was there really a need to bring everybody to this space party? Did we really need the non-powered punchy types up on Mars?

This is just kind of boring to me, I don’t feel super connected to the character here.

Eh this just doesn’t really thrill me in any way.

This was fiiiine. My favourite characters were the murderous children.

The art was nice and so was Conan. Kind of a throwaway, but not horrible.

I didn’t like the art very much, and the story was okay.

Honestly, this wasn’t terrible, but I’m excited for it to let me down.

I’m not sure why I’m so blah on this title. I usually like fantasy stuff, but this is just not really working for me.

I remain as I was, fairly blah. The art is nice though.

Hectic.

I just don’t like this comic very much! Sorry!

Bleh.

There were some dialogue things here that I really did not enjoy at all.

Largely inconsequential.

I feel like I am going insane when I read this comic. They all constantly express emotions, all of them, all the time. Both sides of this argument. The allegory is a little clumsy. Art’s still beautiful.

“My world is messed up and I would give anything to fix it... oh wow cool, a magic space ring? Hell yeah I’ll run off to the farthest point of space, suck it Earth.”

If she could stop going “wow this is just like the problems we have on earth!” for like five seconds I feel like the metaphors would land better.

I wish I was more invested but at this point I’m just shrugging along, sighing emotionally like all these emotionless beings lol.

First was okay, second was so boring I want to die, third was the best one and way too short.

Some good, some bleh.

My favourite thing about Namor is how it is impossible for him to sit in any way other than insouciantly.

I did deeply enjoy Thawne berating a child, so +0.5 for that.

The idea of somebody stealing his ring enchanted me, but it was spoiled by the cover and the execution. I really wanted to enjoy this, I think it could have been fun! And yet!

This is certainly more interesting than it has been. But the writing feels so bleh and everything feels weirdly inconsequential.

Okay.

It’s lucky everybody left their radios tuned to that exact station for the past 50 years.

I don’t really care about any of these people yet, I guess we’ll see.

Reading this is like reading a fever dream.

I feel like this was a lot more comprehensible than recent issues and for that I am grateful.

Fine!

Honestly this was better than I thought it would be. But only just.

Nothing special.

This was okay but I'm not really super interested in the character or the plot, it's not really getting me in any meaningful way.

I think that this definitely had some things to say, but at the same time I felt like the approach was sort of frustratingly surface. I assume that they’re going to eventually give us more, but as it is, I don’t know, I don’t think that I’ve really been convincingly sold on their struggle.

This had some energy to it at least.

This has some neat ideas but also some really boring and cliché ideas and I dunno if I really care yet.

Nothing too exciting, a very sort of traditional postapocalyptic dystopia. What is this telling me that other, better stories haven’t already told me?

This didn’t get me nearly as much as I was expecting it to, dunno why.

This was fine!

Aw yes, Magneto smash 'em all.

This is pretty cool and I liked the ending very much, but it suffers a lot from as-you-know-itis, though it’s the first issue so I’m trusting it will improve.

Not really following the plot, and not as interested as I once was.

Based on this I’m not really excited for anything. I’m not not excited but like. Whatevs.

This was okay I guess.

I think this was a cool idea and it maybe could have been a bit better but I didn’t hate it.

Okay I am absolutely LIVING for Enemy Argent’s leather bolero with the popped collar, this man is an i c o n.

Eh okay.

Ugh I dunno this is just a drag to me! Some moments were okay.

This was okay I guess but I don’t reaaaaaaally care.

I could swear that I’ve read this exact same story somewhere before. Maybe I’m the one going crazy. I liked the art a lot though, and the writing style is good despite everything.

Oh no these aliens trying to take over the world I wonder what will happen.

I feel much the same as I have been for a while now.

“I know the pain of losing someone close to me,” Mera says, having murdered her intimate partner and then just getting over it like it wasn’t even a thing. Also it’s like for sure canon that Flash read the original Flash’s comics, why is continuity like this?

If this story arc doesn’t end next issue I’m going to scream.

Just okay, nothing special or engaging here. Just another faceless force to be defeated at the last moment, probably after a bunch of hope spots and shocking reversals of fortune.

Why didn’t Green Lantern just gather the team up and fly to the gate? Feels like they let themselves get surrounded for pretty much no reason.

I am lukewarm on this comic. It’s written generally well and kinda interesting but it is exhausting. Every new development just makes me more tired. “Oh,” I think, as Brainiac returns from the dead somehow, “great, now this is happening, and I have to read about it.” “Good,” I say, as the Source Wall explodes, “now we get to deal with this never-ending plot line.”

This was just fine. The art was quite nice.

Why did we not call this KiB Reptil hmmm?

I liked the art, the story was fine.

Fine but not exactly a thrill ride.

I do not like future stories, or the post-apocalypse. This was fine.

So much future, so much post-apocalypse.

Pretty much going in the expected direction, and I’m starting to worry about how naïve she’s being.

Fine but not special.

“Yes, it is a fitting gift for the Destined One to undo all of her parents’ character development that we just spent like four issues building up to, brilliant.”

Oh, okay... that was fast?

I like it better when the evil space clothes are homoerotic.

This was very uneven.

Yes, I also think Storm is pretty cool.

I found this to be of a middling quality, though the art in everything save the first story was very good. I think the Vision one was my favourite? But maybe I am a sap.

Fine!

The Moon Knight one was the best one.

I went into this genuinely hoping Iron Man would fight the concept of a recession, and I’m a little sad he didn’t! Winter Soldier story was weird, so that drags everybody down.

I mean, I didn’t hate reading it.

The first story was good. What on cyber-earth was the second one?

Good enough.

This was okay, but very much suffered the pain of anthology. Some nice ideas and art but nothing ended up being special, except for that Watcher art, which was really beautiful.

A well-meaning idea that maybe didn’t land as well as it might hope, but certainly not terrible.

This still went a little too hard on the “few bad apples” idea, but like... not as bad as previously.

I wasn’t as crazy into this as I thought I would be. It was just okay! Hopefully future issues change my mind!

This comic is just fine, but there’s nothing terribly thrilling about it. I’m happy enough to read it, but I wouldn’t be sad if it suddenly stopped existing.

Some of these were cute and some of them were not, best one was Clark/Lois for sure.

I know that simple feel-good stories like this are good because it’s nice to have simple, happy resolutions, but it all rings so hollow for me. Right, this is all so easy and uncomplicated. Living in capitalism isn’t so bad, actually, because in the end the billionaire class will have your back.

I am going to die, and when I do please put “slain by comic book brain science” on my grave.

This didn’t really grab me, but hopefully future issues will get me more interested.

Just fine, not really too engaging. Plus .5 for the dragon fight.

I have certainly read worse things in my life, but this feels a touch too meandering.

This continues to be fine.

Well, it was quick to get through!

I’m beginning to worry that I may never know where that dude’s intestines ended up.

Honestly this comic was fine but I think it just didn’t come together right.

This was sort of boring, and why was it about Sabretooth? He was barely in it!

Something here rubbed me the wrong way.

Okay.

This was okay.

Uhhh this was fine? I guess? Nothing special.

Felt a little disconnected to me?

Well I’m sure this will go great.

I didn’t realize I was signing up for a round of Out of Copyright Politics.

Like, it’s not bad but I also don’t really care all that much, tbh.

Okay, nothing crazy special.

The scene with JJJ was the best part.

I hope this doesn’t take too long!

The art is so cute. The story is so-so.

This was pretty weak tbh, I didn’t feel like anything really built to this or that it was super impactful.

This was a little too disjointed for me.

Maybe I wasn’t in the mood but I had a hard time with the organization of this one.

This was only okay. Honestly I’m not very interested in Leviathan sooo...

Oh man my dude I really don’t think it’s a good idea to be calling Jor-El a voice of reason.

The best part was the Jimmy Olsen part and that brought this score way up.

Some of these were good and some of them weren’t but my god the gimmick grows more annoying with every colour theme anthology I read.

That symbiote murder was pretty cool I guess.

Just fine.

Okay.

I see what we are going for and like I didn’t hate it, but I also didn’t really love it. It was fine!

Uatu is rolling in his grave. "I have come to this dark multiverse to see if I can find a hero who is not dark... but alas, they are all dark... I don't know how this keeps happening."

Wow okay have we maybe heard of, like, pacing? Developing some chill? What a mishmash.

This is just fine!

I don’t have a problem with this but I’m also not very interested.

This raises so many questions.

This was okay. I don’t know that it’s really going anywhere interesting, but I guess I could be surprised. The characters are sort of whatever, I don’t know why I should like them yet.

This is still definitely the best one.

Perfectly adequate, but raises a lot of questions.

Hello yes sorry who are you?

Just fine.

This was perfectly adequate.

Well, okay.

Not a fan of a lot of the dialogue or the pacing and everybody seemed pretty dang forthcoming about their deepest secrets and fears.

This had some fun lines and moments and was otherwise okay.

Just above fine.

I dunno maybe I just hate Weirdworld.

This was pretty okay, but not too special! I liked the ending.

Mostly felt rushed.

I am interested in more of a focus on Diana’s thoughts and fears.

Well, I mean, thanks for the facts that I did not know.

I thought this was alright.

“Oh yeah, nuclear weapons obviously won’t kill us. But like a car? Just a normal one? For sure if you blow up a car that’ll do it.”

This was honestly better than before, but at the same time I hate time travel so...

I’m so-so on this one right now, honestly.

Tried a little too hard and I think got muddled because of that. If their lives are so sped up as to seem like a normal life cycle to us, how do they conceptualize them as being short?

This had some ups and downs.

Honestly I was expecting worse but like okay, whatever.

I struggled with the dialogue in this one, it didn’t feel like real people. The story itself isn’t anything special.

This was pretty bland, but shout out to Camden Town, I miss you.

So much Robin. And for what?

Eh, this is okay I guess.

Okay!

I still like the characters for the most part, but this arc never really had my interest and it’s still not selling itself to me. The villains are so boring and unoriginal.

Nothing special. Kinda rushed, kinda bland.

Wow that was abrupt, bu--

We dance on the precipice of something interesting, but that art and pacing really did me in.

Oh wow yeah this art sure is. huh. it sure is.

Eh, the first story was okay.

I dunno what to think about this! I’ll probably read another issue.

This comic continues to be just fine but I’m not really invested.

This was all fine, but nothing particularly stands out.

Eh.

Fine, whatever, why are these tiny mouth things wearing suits?

She killed him.

I like Black Manta, but this wasn’t him at his best tbh, it was all a bit fragmented and weird.

I just don’t even care tbh.

Yes I also would bring my infant daughter with me to do battle in the sea.

Uh this was fine I guess. I’m not really invested, and her outfits are kind of not good?

Felt a bit rushed.

This was a bit messy, but some good dialogue.

I am not sad to see this arc go.

Fine but not very interesting.

God this is too much talking. I am losing so much of my patience.

Some of this was better than others bits.

This isn’t really bad but it isn’t really that exciting either.

This was okay, like, nothing special but not bad. I long for more chill though.

Fine.

I see where he was going with it, but it didn't all land quite right. kind of like dick grayson's parents.

Neat idea, sometimes let down by the writing.

I really like Alfred so I was ready for this to wreck me emotionally, but I just don’t feel like it can. Alfred’s death felt fake when it happened, and we’re all one inevitable reboot away from this being undone anyways. The dude was killed as part of a plot by Thomas Wayne, a man whose whole purpose is to be dead. They couldn’t even keep Jor “My whole planet blew up while I was on it” El in the grave. Give me a break.

I liked the first one and then was just sort of lukewarm to mildly negative on everything else.

This cutting between things is really wearing on me.

Blah blah blah future stories.

I still don’t care about future stories.

I’m back to not liking this one so much. I could not possibly care any less about this history of the Waynes. I think the Joker-Jack Napier thing is lame.

Some of these were okay.

Uhhh okay? That was rushed and chaotic.

Still don’t like the art.

New arc? Uh huh, I’ll believe it when I see it.

I didn’t really care for this one, I think it was too many attempts at being funny. There were some good lines, but for the most part I was out.

This was better than the first issue but I’m still not very into it.

Well... it’s nice to see the Dreaming and Destiny, that’s fun.

This is all well and good but Cable needs to learn how to talk about his feelings.

Not a huge fan of this style to be honest.

This was just very blah and I’m not actually 100% sure what the villain is up to or what she wants?

I love the art in this, but everything about it just feels really rushed and I can’t tell all the random dudes apart.

Well I enjoyed the stolen Singin’ in the Rain joke at least.

Bleh.

Okay.

Unsubtle but perfectly adequate.

I’ve been lukewarm on this story arc and I remain so. Everything kind of just came out of nowhere.

Still just very clunky, though I see what we’re going for.

That sure had some sort of pace. The stuff with Viv was interesting though.

Eh fine I guess.

Okay.

I find this to be a little over-written.

My opinion of this book remains much the same, I’m just not crazy invested, despite liking two of the characters a lot.

I don't really enjoy reading this ):

Eh I liked some of the art?

Some of these stories were better than others.

This is pretty boring and the art is unattractive.

Some of the art was very nice. Most of the stories were mediocre at best.

Okay.

I mostly skimmed this and it still felt like a waste of my time.

Ah yes, my favourite hero..... Kevin....... Hawk.........e?

I didn’t read most of this.

This was okay, but it feels still very try-hard, and for everything I liked there was another thing that had me rolling my eyes.

This was okay, but I dunno, I don’t really care about his daughter and it’s still trying so hard.

Well, I didn’t hate it! It wasn’t as try-hard as usual, so that was nice.

Honestly this could have been so much more! But it went the way of all anthologies.

Okay.

okay.

When will this stupid child stop being a stupid child?

Boooooored.

Poor Christmas. I don't know who this mysterious hot guy is. Issue was just fine, no major complaints.

Okay, but nothing that really grabbed me, I generally like the characters though, so...

The jokes were sometimes trying so hard, but this was a thoroughly adequate experience.

I don't really care about these characters' backstories and I have no idea how canon any of this is supposed to be anymore.

Well that was quick!

I found this a little too disjointed. I also don’t know several of these characters, so that makes it harder to care.

Oh thank god, Kevin is okay.

This is certainly a comic that I read!

Well, this was... I mean... it sure happened. Felt way longer than it was, and I’m already bored of the villain, but okay!

Fine!

Adequate.

Wow, that’s a lot of sucking Red Hood’s dick we just did there. My favourite thing about this comic is that Question did not involve himself in this embarrassment.

Still just not invested, and even less so when the twist is spoiled at the start of the book via map?! I would probably like Jamie if I knew him, though.

Really talky, but I thought it was fine.

I wish it was more of the cool horror.

I’m just so meh on this title and I don’t know why. There is a flaw in me.

I mostly feel sorry for Doom.

Man, don’t you hate it when your universal translator goes on the fritz just long enough for you to have a fight scene, and then suddenly you are not four-told monsters at all but you get to marry a hot bird?

Maybe entropy is right actually??

Wow I not only don’t care about Johnny Storm’s love life, I really actively hate it. I am, however, here for Doom’s elaborate rituals. Wild.

This is absolutely not a style of writing that I enjoy, and they’re already characters that I don’t care for. Things aren’t looking up for this comic.

All those smiles on those emotionless faces. All that frustration. All that righteous anger. So emotionless you guys I’m loving it.

I thought the @At were big proponents of the emotion exploit? If that’s not the case then... ???

Same complaints as always.

“I can’t go on living in this emotionless hell,” they said emotionally, surrounded by distressed/angry people, on a world that is rioting for uh super non-emotional reasons, beaten back by armed enforcers who seem pretty angry, upset, sad and/or panicked, which are definitely not emotions you guys don’t worry about it.

First story was pretty okay, second story was fine, third story made me cringe so hard that my soul left my body.

Man, it’s just not what I wish it was. And this art, man, I can’t deal with it.

Man that first story really wanted to be Spectacular Spider-Man 310. The rest of it... was okay. Some better than others.

It’s just... not that interesting? Maybe if Barry was a more interesting person I would care more. Art’s nice though.

Thank you for being over.

I spent a lot of time thinking about that bullet rain thing. I don’t think that bullet rain could kill you and yes, I will die on this hill. Possibly of bullet rain.

Only Barry Allen can make the imminent end of the world kinda boring.

Barry please he killed ten people.

I like Gold Beetle in principle but her River Song vibes are so strong and so annoying.

Okay then!

This dialogue is a little wearing.

Isn’t it great how fascism is just a problem of like one or two bad people at the top and for sure never the people who follow them?

Uhh I didn't really care for this, and found the backup confusing.

Not my style.

This felt a bit messy and I can’t quite figure out the tone it’s going for.

I didn’t much care for this. What was the point?

So much talking.

This was just fine, but I'm finding this setup is already dragging a little for me. I get it, your rings are haunted and trying to turn you against each other, let's speed this up.

It was a little much tbh.

Still too much. Some okay moments.

I’m trying but the cringe is eating away at my soul. There were some good moments I guess.

So much nothing.

I’ve certainly read worse comics?

Man, I got so pumped for Shade, and now I’m sad.

I want this to be better!

Oh my god, Sky Tyrant, I’m dying.

Haha oh no he thinks he’s scary, how cute.

Sky Tyrant is kind of lame, I’m not huge into these kinds of plots, it’s just so… common.

“Yes, I think the best place to put the ancient murder rock is for sure right next to the guy who wants to use it to murder everybody forever.”

This moved strangely. I didn’t like it very much.

There were things here that I liked but overall a big ol meh from me.

Ehh whatever.

Just felt like a lot of nothing, a diversion of questionable purpose where everybody talked way too much.

I almost wish I cared.

This is all well and good but I notice no Daken still.

Plot and art are really losing me. This story needs to go back and explain itself better.

This certainly happened.

This was a bit jumbley to me and not crazy interesting, but, like, fundamentally okay!

I don’t hate this comic, but it doesn’t really thrill me. Now and forevermore offended by Bullsai.

I am happy that these mint people are happy.

This comic runs into the same problem that a lot of similar comics are hitting at the same time (unbelievable dialogue, caricatures instead of characters) but I think the premise is cool.

There were some neat ideas here but, as with most anthologies, they were not given the chance to flourish. That first one almost had me, with all the cool body horror, but then no.

Everything happens so much, but maybe some of it is good?

This had one good moment that amused me and made me want to hope for this title and this team.

"Please Diana, would you allow me to clearly explain the basic premise of most of our main characters to you? I find character development very difficult."

I don’t really care for this arc but this issue was inoffensive.

Okay.

I’m so bored by this whole plot.

Okay little Jarro in his little Robin uniform is legit the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Everything else is just too much.

ahhhhHHHHHHHHH

I kept feeling like I was reading an old comic, or one referencing the past... but no.

A little cheesy, god bless.

Just kind of a boring trudge through not all that much, when you get down to it.

I think that in concept this isn’t a bad idea, but it felt very hurried and I didn’t get the sense of there being a real depth to the approach to the issues. I wish Wonder Woman had had more of a chance to talk about her beliefs and not merely lecture about them, and I wish that her thoughts had been more cogent and consistent.

Bleh!!

This is just kinda boring? I don’t know. Hope he gets his popsicle kids (popsikids?) back.

God it's so embarrassing how the opening of this comic is Bendis insisting that it was actually very cool and sexy of him to make Superman reveal his identity to everyone. Also, you’re so right, literal billionaire. The best thing you can do to better this world is take on more unpaid interns. Hang the workers all power to the parasites tbh.

I’m kind of super bored by the villains and also the inconsistency of their stupid magic water. Bumped up by .5 for “Bruce.”

Kinda boring lol.

Bored.

Thank you for wasting my time on a pointless multi-page fight.

Some of these were okay, it was definitely better than I expected.

Well, I liked the ending.

Okay!

Hooray we fixed over-policing!

Fine!

This issue was okay, I might be alone in this but I really don’t care about his life on Mars, it’s just so much tedious worldbuilding for a dead world.

Some of the art was good?

Fine.

This was a mixed bag. The Cap one was my favourite for sure.

Stop introducing new kid characters into things! I hate it!

This was infinitely better than the last issue, but I'm still really not invested in the plot.

Almost a little too set up for me, but perfectly fine.

Delighted by Simon’s internal monologue, it’s all undone by a rather silly and unbelievable ending.

Some of these were so cute, and then others were atrocious, it was such a mixed bag. I’m bumping the score up by a half point because of the good stories, but so sad that one of the lamest was the longest.

Who?

But is he hungry, though?

This comic is fine but like nothing is singing to my soul.

The greatest mystery of the DCU is why this comic needed to be made.

I was like vaguely interested and then the ending happened and now I am not interested.

This comic is fine but I don’t know how invested I really am in Nightwing at the moment. I want to see what happens with Nightcop, because I choose to live in a world where this is not going to go exactly like it will probably go.

This comic was bland af and I am already crazy bored by this plot line.

Oh no so sad that he can’t be with Bea what a tragedy. I was soooo deeply invested.

Haha I like to imagine they were like “fuck how do we get out of this absolutely garbage storyline... quick, somebody write it so it’s pills and manipulation that’s making him suck so hard.”

I expected to feel sadder!

I continue to not really care about this comic. This man can’t kill a person with a point blank shot to the head? Get your shit together, bro.

Eh I’m mostly bored tbh.

How was Molly Ravencroft that dude’s ancestor if she died unmarried and apparently childless?

Well, some of the horror stuff was cool, but I’m not super interested in the character, she doesn’t seem that special or interesting to me.

I’m just not invested at all, sorry Scream. I’m sure you’re very cool.

RIP evil mom.

Not terrible but not great either.

I’m always wary of “family above all, no matter what” narrative but let’s see I guess.

Not a lot happened in this issue, I couldn’t really stir myself to any dread because it was trying just a bit too hard to worry me.

Oh god if that’s Superboy Prime I’m rioting.

Oh my god that’s Superboy Prime. I’m rioting.

I really do not like Superboy Prime. Why was he here? What purpose did he serve. Get out of here, Superboy Prime. I hate you.

Weirdly boring to me? I dunno, it all just felt very contrived.

This was okay but I think I just don’t like this guy’s writing style, though he was a little more bearable than usual.

This was fine! In this issue the plot advanced, and that is all I can ask of any comic.

This remains cute but inconsequential. Incutesequential.

The art is just so cute it keeps me from being too bored by the story.

The first story was better than the second one.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Oh no no... Doyle???

This felt rushed and really didn’t do a great introductory job I’ll be real with you.

This was still jumbly, I dunno.

Oh my god I can’t unsee the horrifying multijoints of Krypto’s front legs when he flies away, oh god.

Felt like a lot of time wasting, tbh. But whatever.

The first one was good, the second one made me extremely uncomfortable (yeah limiting access to substances has always been so super effective at fixing drug crises, Superman is for sure the person who can fix the systemic and mental health issues that drive people to do drugs lol), third one was fine, fourth one at least had some purpose to the colour theme and was therefore the best, the fifth one was fine.

Alright.

I’m just really not into this style of writing, and a lot of the art looked... bad. I didn’t particularly enjoy this.

This is just so boring to me. So inconsequential. Whatever I don’t care.

This was pretty weak but I’m hoping that’s just first issue issues and it’ll get better.

I demand more Ebony Maw.

I’m so exhausted by this comic. It’s just so many things happening and people are dead and then they’re not and then they’re wandering around and then they’re not and I just want one story that doesn’t involve fifteen different characters doing a bunch of different things all at the same time, all massively important and yet written and drawn so confusingly that I can barely follow who is who.

I found the beginning of this comic infuriating and that made it very hard to get through the rest of it. First: you do not have to wait any amount of time to report your minor child missing anywhere, don’t be fucking stupid. That’s the stupidest police myth and it needs to die. Second: why is she reporting her child missing? She knows that an evil dollhouse stole her kid. What are the police going to do? Exorcise the house?! When I got past that the rest of the issue was okay.

Well god bless, it tried.

The Life of Captain Marvel: I don’t really know or care about these characters so I’m not offended like YourGreenMuse is, but I also don’t really care about alien stuff too much, sorry for being a space racist.

The characters remain sort of boring, the plot remains kinda bland.

Like, it’s not horrible, but it’s also not all that interesting. Eh.

I was kind of hoping this was the last issue...

I refuse to believe that the third smartest man in the world has never heard of the plagues of Egypt. I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.

This was better than the first issue but I’m still not particularly invested.

This got a bit grating.

I think this had some neat ideas but I don't think they were executed particularly well. Dialogue was a bit of a sticking point for me.

This was fine. Machine Man deserves better than this.

I refuse to deal with WiFi-enabled cows, I simply won’t do it.

I don’t know why I don’t really care for this comic, don’t @ me or I’m gonna talk shit about Tony’s boring birth mom.

This series really had such promise but it’s not living up to it at all.

There are too many Odinsons/dottirs running around and I don’t care for it.

How do you say, “I don’t care about this pointless digression” in western?

How do you say, “I don’t care about this pointless digression” in henchperson?

How do you say, “I’m bored of this because there are too many characters and I don’t know who any of them are” in fire?

None of these people act like real people and there’s no camaraderie because they barely speak to each other. Apparently the only way to gain respect is to hit people.

Well I mean I’ve read worse, that’s for sure.

Anthologies!

All fine.

Uhhh this was fine.

A good idea and good points executed poorly. It’s just too on the nose to have any bite.

A little too on the nose again.

I mean, I see what we’re going for at least…

Just more of the same.

Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson here today.

Feels a bit like treading water.

Can someone please retcon Grail out of existence?

Ah yes, Batman died as I think we all expected he would… sitting on his couch.

Honestly I’m a bit sick of clones.

Wow tell me you got cancelled unexpectedly and had to cram like three issues into one issue without telling me that you got cancelled unexpectedly and had to cram like three issues into one issue.

I love my boy but not this so much.

I don’t know if I just wasn’t paying attention or what but this story did not track for me.

Man, Black Adam can be so much more than this.

Honestly, whatever.

This was... a lot. I guess it’s nice that it wasn’t slow and boring? But it tipped a little too far in the other direction.

This was just... really bland.

I mean, there were some moments in the first story that were okay...

The first one was... fine?

Uh, alright. I liked some of it.

Too much.

This was honestly pretty meh for me but not exactly offensive.

... Does nobody know who the Punisher is?

This was fine but I found the Junior Legion a little lame and occasionally everything was a little distractingly try-hard.

Meh, alright.

I'm not too invested. Space Cabbie came right out of nowhere, but he's cool.

Okay so firstly I think it’s pretty clear that Damian and Jon end up married and have some grandkids and tbh that’s very pure and good to me. On the other hand, I cannot get over how shitty these super villain names are. Weather Wizkid, Kidzarro, these are infinitely better than what we got and it took me like ten seconds and I don’t get paid for this. It’s also really messed up that it’s apparently cool to mind control sentient beings, glad that Jonah liked having all his free will stripped away?

I think I’m even less hooked now.

This was never my fave.

I’m not really into this one.

I don’t care all that much at this point. Art’s bad, but you don’t need me to tell you that.

I would like to say that it’s real fucked up that Mera murdered her intimate partner in a moment of rage and we’re supposed to be like “Aww well she loves him so much, so she just lost control of herself so violently that she murdered him. So it’s okay!” Gross.

Katy Keene is sort of very boring and her outfits keep getting worse.

Needed more Throg tbh.

I think there were a lot of good ideas here, but a lot of them didn’t quiiiite land for me, but still, I applaud the ideas.

The dialogue isn’t great and the characters and plot are boring.

I love that Batgirl took the time to write a semi-sassy note to her psychotic robot pursuer.

Okay so like this issue was better in the sense that it wasn’t crazy annoying but at the same time I’m just so annoyed whenever people use Question now.

So like did Batman kidnap that kid or what?

Future stories, and the ending was stupid, I cannot get over how much I cannot stand the romance that’s happening.

This feels like it takes ten years to read.

I’m just like not super interested in this team and the jokes don’t work for me, I dunno.

Felt a little desperate at times but not as bad as it could have been for sure.

Not a big fan of this kind of writing. Some of the art was nice but not enough to make me enjoy reading it.

Goodness gracious what an ugly dress, I didn’t expect Catwoman to catch the Mission Impossible plague too. This comic was a lot of nothing.

I’m always impressed by how this comic can take something that I love consuming media about-- heists n’ crimes-- and make them boring.

Oh. Okay.

This felt like a precipitous decrease in quality.

A little tedious.

Absolute cowardice to imply at the very end that they don’t live together as husbands, tbh.

I thought this was going to a place that really excited me but then it didn't quite.

I don’t really like characters like Vi, and I also don’t care about relationship problems. Also I don’t know who this villain is, but he is very snazzy.

This guy’s anxiety seems to be mostly just having a really whiny inner monologue. I don’t really like him and I don’t see why I should.

This had some fun lines but it’s not really grabbing me.

I’m left wondering about the point of this series.

Oof this dialogue.

This was okay, it was not as spoopy as I hoped it would be.

This was a struggle to get through. I had a lot of nitpicks that I won’t bother sharing, but the reason I bring them up is that this comic is so disengaging that I end up thinking about tangents rather than caring about the story. I cared more about Diana’s hair dye than I did about the Batman Who Laughs chasing down three generations of Flash.

Everything happens so much.

S a n d w i s h e s. But real talk, like one and a half of these stories was good.

This comic continues to lean just a little too much to the try-hard side.

Slightly less try-hard than usual.

Same complaint as always, this comic is the definition of try-hard.

This kind of felt like it was wasting my time. I don’t get why the kid was throwing away the phone in the first place, there was no buildup to that at all. Feels like we’re rushing through the hero’s journey and the only thing I really like about it is the art.

I feel like nothing is ever given a chance to develop. Every issue they’re just like “Miguel! You’re angry now!” and he’s like “Grr, I’m so angry that I will do something foolish!” I wish it leaned harder into the weird heroes.

Real talk I would read a whole comic book about a dog who is a hero. But like what was the point of this issue? The art is nice I guess...

I actually almost thought I was going to enjoy this issue for a minute, but then no, it all went back downhill.

Aww I kind of love them being bros. But I am no more invested in the plot beyond that.

I didn’t really like how this was presented. It’s possibly just that I have grown too disconnected from the story but...

This was really not very strong at all. Both stories weren’t told particularly well, though the second had a few good moments of atmosphere.

This comic is kinda blah to me. Merpires were kind of cool.

I feel like we sort of get the same message at the end of every issue. “I didn’t used to have a family... but now... I have a family.” I get it, move oooooon!

Why is everybody behaving so weirdly? If it is -100 then sorry you people should be dying. RIP

I just really don’t care about this comic, the characters are just bumbling around, sucking.

Uh what?

Maybe I’m in a bad mood, but I did not have a good time reading this one.

Meh.

This one felt way more like porn.

Well, it’s quick!

I’m sorry I don’t know why my heart is so full of hate.

I kind of loved Thing: Hero of the Revolution, but I’m still pretty meh on everything else here.

Uh okay! I already read about this in Empyre but fine!

I skimmed a lot of this.

Wow so um thanks for wasting my time with an entire miniseries about whether Franklin should go to Krakoa. Amazing. Also, I really do not like Sky.

Somehow even worse character writing than usual??

Foolish mother, you can’t teach me to sculpt! I’m a shapeshifter! This makes perfect sense and I will not be taking questions at this time.

I mean... okay. I don’t really care about Excalibur and I’m mad that I had to call on my knowledge of it for this. And also Dark Ages is like whatever. I like Tom Taylor so maybe I’ll like it?

It’s just so unsubtle and it makes the whole thing frustrating to read, no matter how much I may agree with the message.

This is still not interesting to me.

The art is bad and I’m not interested in this story.

Remember the days when the Rogues were awesome and fought on the side of the heroes against existential threats because they weren’t bad guys, they were just guys who did bad things? I ‘member.

Okay, so, I’m reading Paradox being all “What’s good about you? Why does anybody care about you? Because you died. That’s the only reason. And then you came back and all you do 24/7 is suck and ruin the timestream with your selfishness. You should have stayed dead, Barry” and I’m kinda sitting here like “... yeah. YEAH.”

Well, this was mercifully short... probably because basically nothing happened.

This is just so boring. Nothing new or exciting.

The level of care shown by swapping Barry and Eobard’s lines twice on the same page really encapsulates my feelings about this comic.

August Heart. Cop. Friend. Hero. Killed a bunch of people but he seemed real sorry for it so lol I guess that’s fine. The rest of this issue was boring but whatever. I don’t love the idea of the Rogues being dragged into this again, but okay.

The best part of this was when Captain Cold shit-talked time travel.

Oh okay, thank you for quickly and wordily wrapping up that problem, Flash.

It’s so weird to me that the Nazis updated the swastika but kept everything else about their aesthetic the same. Bold choice.

I still don’t feel like I know these characters beyond the pretty basic character trait of “hate Nazis,” and that makes for a disengaging read.

Mostly boring.

I’m sorry but how exactly were we all fooled for even one second by this twelve-year-old e-boy who kind of vaguely looks like Reed Richards?

I just don’t really know any of these characters and I also don’t particularly care?

I did not enjoy reading this.

Well, I’m glad it’s over.

I mean it wasn’t bad, but I also wasn’t super interested? Even with Namor there! Just like... nothing happened?

This wasn’t really all that interesting to me.

Feels like this one's kind of dragging a bit but I want to believe.

I'm into the villain but it seems like he probably could have killed, like, all the Lanterns, and then didn't, and I'm like... get your shit together, Hank.

This comic is trying so hard, god bless.

Whatever, I don't really care about Hawkman but it wasn't, like, bad.

I don't caaaaaare about Hawkman.

I still just like do not care about this character, oh my god. He is a lump of flesh with wings. What is his personality? None. None personality.

Other universes and the past aren’t the same thing and somehow this comic keeps acting like they are and honestly it’s driving me insane.

I was bored on the info page and I was bored throughout and I'm still bored now. I may never stop.

I think that this had such a neat premise but they really did not sell it well. Would have been way more into it if it had started with them being the stereotypical housewives and slowly revealed the truth. As it is, I was disappointed.

This comic continues to just not be as good as I think it could be. The women are a little bit too stupid, and I can’t figure out if they’re doing something specific that keeps them that dumb?

Meh.

Bleh.

This was fine but like legit what the actual hell was Riri thinking just straight flying at Thanos? That was dumb and she deserves to feel as dumb as she does. Probably even worse, let's be real. The whole thing felt a bit anticlimactic tbh. Does Nova have a Chitauri army now? I think he does? Is he ever going to use it? I bet not.

This wasn’t as exciting as the cover made me hope.

This was pretty meh for me.

I don't know anything about these characters so I'm just kind of nodding along here.

I’m sorry YourGreenMuse I just really don’t care about this comic at all.

This just didn’t really do anything for me, I dunno.

Whyyy are you so boring?

I’m sorry Br'er Lapin I just don’t really care about this comic at all.

Oh good more things are happening. Imagine if we wrapped up even one dangling plot thread! I dream of it every night.

Oh wow who could have guessed that perfect alternate future world would be eeeeeeeevil. Shocking swerve, my mind is so blown. Everything about this was cliché, down to the kid revealing the truth that “everything is not what it seeeeeems” to his putative future parents.

I enjoyed some of the rapport between the characters, but at some point I think we have to agree that being repeatedly told that doom is coming and that we need to find the Monitors is going to get a bit boring.

Still not interested.

How is something this intense so boring?

Everything happens so much.

Please just… just kill them all. I want this to be over.

Well, at least the art was nice.

I keep forgetting who writes this comic and then I open it up and a cold thrill of horror zips up my spine. Good backup but my god, the main story.

I still feel like I haven’t really been given any stakes or anything to care about yet.

I just don’t really care about this. The characters are boring and so is the plot.

Back to boredom for the most part.

Bored.

Uh yeah RIP… Saaaam? I wanna say Sam. We hardly knew ye. Because you weren’t in this series at all.

This was very boring, with some nice moments sprinkled throughout. And felt a little “how do you do, fellow gay kids?” at times. Why would aliens who hate Earth know what a twink is??

This was okay but I'm just annoyed by how they definitely aren't getting cognitive impairment right.

This was a kind of unsatisfying end to a story that I wasn’t super into to start with.

Ugh whatever rule this post-apocalyptic hellscape, see if I care.

Well, the art in the bookends and the Spider-Man part were nice.

Sooo many words.

Well, I liked the art... I flipped through everything else pretty quickly.

Thank you for this tour, I now feel I am qualified to decide if ESU is right for me.

Oh, okay then.

I found this to be quite annoying! Very little emotional payoff to anything, it all just felt... tired.

Sorry these zombies just really aren’t doing it for me.

Okay.

Nothing too exciting here, nothing really bad either.

This was alright but I feel like they wanted to do more with it.

I honestly would have enjoyed this so much more if it had turned out that Naomi was literally some rando human kid that they adopted. Also... have they never heard of infertility treatments? It’s not... it’s not impossible, you guys.

Ehh I mean this was fine but also I really don’t care about it.

Can No One Stop This Spider-Man From Talking.

Get out of here, time travel!

Nobody wants you here, time travel.

I’m so disappointed in this comic, it had so much promise but everything happened so much and it was just a bit of a mess.

I just don’t like this one, sorry.

Second story was for sure the best story, love you Sean Ryan. The others were quite a bit less good, so overall they dragged this one down.

I’m pretty bored by this.

I don’t care about the Underlife and I’m not interested in this plot, it’s just a bunch of things occurring to a person I don’t care about.

Lots of things happening, and yet here I am, bored.

Damn these teens are really self-aware.

I just don’t care, not even Knull could get me excited about this issue, sorry Knull.

I still don’t really care either way on this one.

This was messy. I liked bits of it but really did not like others. Do not wait 24 hours to report a child missing! That is a stupid myth and I am going to cure it one comic book review at a time.

I'm not sure why I'm reading this.

I'm not sure why I'm reading this.

long, drawn-out sigh.

Eh this comic just doesn’t sing to me.

These both dragged a little and while they had some good ideas they really weren’t used that well.

Man this story arc is so boring?

I really enjoy the image of her making her costume changes at super speed. Where does she even get a sewing machine that moves so fast?

Man, this is just whatever.

I find this increasingly exhausting and not interesting. I really had to fight to get through this one.

I just... don’t care about this.

Bleh!

Ulik more like Ughlik am I right lol I have no idea who that is.

Bleh.

Fine I guess.

This was all kinda bland for me, though much better than before, and I guess I appreciate that they’re trying to flesh out the characters, but I already don’t like them, so...

I feel like if you have an omnipotent genie on your side it might actually be very easy to beat Mr. One-Eye McGunsAndSwords, but what do I know, I’m not a child predator.

My favourite thing about this comic is how they keep doubling down on the sex predating.

I didn’t know that Lobo calling someone “sugar daddy” was what my life was missing, but here we are.

Surprisingly boring.

The Batman Who Blahs.

I just don’t care about any of these people, really. They’re not much of anything to me, so what do I care if an evil dollhouse eats them?

This was a pretty nothing story, if I’m honest. Nothing special being said, and the art was not good.

This was not written very well.

Man you just got straight up beaten down, eaten, and puked back up, and your first thought is “oh yeah lol for sure I can still win this one.”

I found this to be an annoying read throughout.

I gave this an extra .5 for hating Brexit lol.

If only I knew who any of these people are! I added a .5 because I always hoped that Snakes was snakes, and he is, and I think that’s beautiful.

Bleh.

I don’t really like these people already.

Spiders-Man is good and pure. Nothing else really stuck with me.

This title is kind of meh for me tbh. What was going on with Rogue's hair? Why couldn't Jake Gyllenhaal just teleport into the car? Important questions.

Ah good, it was even more pointless than I originally thought.

I didn’t care for this.

Not very fun or special.

Guess that makes sense, since love is dead, thanks for wasting our time!

A slightly muddled ending.

Real talk, I don’t like or care about Grail.

This is just so whatever, and then what, this woman gets turned to Leviathan in a hot second? Okay, man.

Etta Candy: "His test run of the new aircraft was going great over the Atlantic... and then nothing. [...] All three disappeared, no SOS... no nothing." Steve Trevor, having clearly relayed the unusual conditions and radioed in a mayday: "Am I a joke to you?"

This comic doesn’t really do all that much for me! It’s okay, I don’t mind reading it, but it’s just not special to me, and a big issue for me is I feel like I’m not connected to the characters at all.

Bleh.

Needed waaaaaay more Daken.

Every time I read this comic I’m so worried I’m going to cut myself on all that edge.

Just bleh. I don't care about a single one of these characters any more than I did when this series started 6 issues ago, and now they’re out of one complicated and boring situation and dumped into another. What am I supposed to do? Care?

Honestly, this one wasn’t offensive, but it was a low grade annoying that I just couldn’t get into. Why is Dr. Fate talking like that? I also still don’t care about the characters.

Oof the dialogue in this one was r o u g h.

Ouch this dialogue.

This comic is just so blah, I don’t like the new villain and it feels like nothing is happening.

This comic is just so blah. The dialogue is trying so hard and the plot is paced so weirdly and Lois is some sort of unfeeling psychopath now. The art was nice.

Bleh.

I’m not feeling this arc, the pacing is way off and everything is all over the place and I’m just not invested.

I hope we’re steering this giant space train in the direction of the plot.

When will this boring story end?

Thanks I don’t care.

Boring character so far.

This issue was not very strong. Characters were kind of blah, story was kind of blah, I didn’t get any of the thrill from it that I did from other installments.

Man, this art. And like the pacing. It could have been interesting, though, we were so close!

You’d think by now they’d have at least attempted anti-facehugger masks, huh?

This was a loooot of people telling me about their feelings, and I’m not really here for it tbh.

Ugh no thanks. We don't even have good art anymore.

I don’t really get what’s happening here but okay.

I’m waiting for us to talk about how murdering an intimate partner is wrong.

My favourite thing about the ocean is how nothing in it ever floats. P.S. all of these people are bad at politics and I hope that Orm does take over. I vote Orm!

Why am I supposed to care?

As perfectly plastic as the characters appear. Really just not worth the time. The fashion is still... so bad.

Okay then.

So. Boring.

I mean, this is technically less annoying in the sense that it’s not endless repetition and basically pointless psychodrama, but I’m already so not interested. Just... let things stay dead. Come up with a new idea for once.

This was a waste of my time.

The thing I like about Batman is that it’s always a fast read.

The nice thing about this comic is that I could read it quickly because I just skipped over the redundant story.

I wish I felt worse.

What, and I absolutely cannot stress this enough, the actual FUCK do these people have against the Riddler?

This was a big ol’ mess, from Batman driving his motorcycle off an island, to their perfectly in-sync thoughts (romantic tbh), to Batman presumably struggling into his tights in broad daylight right next to a massive construction project. None of this works or makes sense and I’m unhappy about it.

This was just fine. Real glad to not have to see the stupid romance subplot again, but nothing exactly grabbed me.

Bored.

Boooooored.

Sorry Br'er Lapin.

This is way too jumbly for me. It’s all the same things I disliked before, but again. Could do without the tired old “hey kids maybe get off your phones” thing. Also, why was he sitting on a giant penis on the first page?

Whatever.

Whatever.

“Deathstroke is a mercenary and assassin who uses ninety percent of his brain power.” How sad for him, what happened to the other ten percent of his brain? Is it really right for Batman to be beating up on a man who has a verifiable brain injury?

Okay I am happy that her terrible sister can live to be terrible another day.

Gave it a try, not going to continue with it.

Well, some of these were kind of okay.

How can space battles and space politics be so space boring?!

I feel like maybe I’m too dumb for comics but I had a really tough time with this one, I think it was a combination of the flashbacks and the uniforms that really threw me off.

Booooooored.

Thaaaaaaat’s not what aphasia is.

Did… did we just get a recap of the previous issue? For like the whole thing?!

This was weirdly confusing, like, I feel like I don’t understand why these people were murdered and at the same time I do not care.

I feel like I’ve just had a ton of exposition vomited upon me.

This is starting to drag a bit.

I agree that it's pretentious and honestly the first issue didn't make me care to keep reading.

The dialogue is so bad.

Wow is that what the kids are calling dialogue these days? RIP.

This is such bland been-there-seen-that horror. I don’t see a single thing here that I haven’t seen in a hundred other horror stories. The main character is basically an empty void into which charisma is sucked and suffocated under the weight of cliché.

Everything happens so much.

This was largely not worth my time. I liked the Garth Ennis one, but it just made me even more sharply aware of how this anthology didn’t seem to quite know if it wanted to be funny or serious or what.

Francis Manapul was the only thing keeping me going through this absolute slog of a comic.

Hooray.

Some of these were okay but the ones that were not were really annoying.

I'm not really very interested in this, but it's getting better?

I'm sorry, I can't get over how dumb his sidekick's outfit is.

Not really a particularly exciting one. Writing was very overwrought. I could see a glimmer of hope.

James Robinson why do you keep hurting me with your dialogue, you used to be so good.

Man it’s hard to stay engaged with this. I love the art though, so it gets bonus points.

I see Domino has caught the Mission Impossible dress plague. I feel like the art keeps getting worse and so does the story, and I don’t like the teen general as a person, though her power is cool.

This was better than I expected (feared?), but that’s not really a compliment, because it’s still pretty boring.

I’m so meh about this, which is sad.

Okay I was not here for the plot, and Clark was annoying rather than endearing, but I liked the art.

This is very boring, god bless. But it tries.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt less stakes in the middle of a massive spy operation.

I really didn’t like how this issue was written. The puppy was cute though.

I find reading this to be very annoying.

Oh no her art is terrible.

Oh no I’m so bored.

Art is still bad. Plot is… I mean, it’s certainly happening, Apoth bless.

I’m just kind of meh about this whole thing. I’ve never really cared about Reed or Sue or their stupid children, and I can’t really deal with the fact that the concept of entropy could be held back by a handful of costumed heroes and the inability to teleport.

I really hated the art in the framing story. Some of the stories were better than others, and I’m sorry but I guess I just don’t like these characters very much, sorry!

… So does everybody know about the cosmic rays turning people into monsters thing or don’t they? The only good thing here is Big King Grimm.

Wow it’s so lucky and great that she’s so perfect and Johnny loves her again.

Oh my god there was just so much talking and nobody would shut up. Man this was an annoying read.

Waaaah it’s not fair that we should have to protect ourselves during a deadly alien invasion waaaaaaah.

Honestly this was mostly miss for me. I don’t know these characters and I thought the strip club scene was surprisingly gross, which made me really sad because I love Gail Simone.

I didn’t really like how this was presented. It’s possibly just that I have grown too disconnected from the story but...

This comic truly was an antithesis... of a good time!!

Oh wow the bad guy turned out to be the bad guy what a twist.

Great so... same origin as always, then? Thanks for letting me know.

There are two things I hate in this world: time travel stories and future stories. This is both of those things, plus a whiny protagonist who won’t shut up.

I demand more Rogues.

Oh my god the new Rogue costumes look so stupid oh no.

I wish this was better. I love the Rogues. But I love their characters, not, this random twist-em-into-whatever-to-suit-the-story shit.

Oh my god somebody end this. How many more times are we going to learn about the speed force and how to control it?!

“I love fire… but he loves only himself” Yes thank you Heatwave your thesis statement was both important and necessary.

Oh yeah Arkham Asylum is for sure the best place to house a flight risk criminal, since, you know, it’s so renowned for being secure. Brilliance in action here folks.

This character’s origin story is trite and unbelievable.

What is the point of any of this?

It is... fine.

This was a bit too one-dimensional to me. I agree that Nazis are bad, but who are these people I am aligning with? Also I refuse to believe that after 50 years under the Reich’s boot heel literally everybody was ready to openly celebrate a bunch of heroes showing up.

Please end.

Bleh, no thanks. Hasn’t the legacy of Seven Soldiers suffered enough?

Boohoo a character we've barely developed or talked about died off-screen.

This was a struggle to read and I felt like I was missing something that would have helped me make sense of everything. I’m so frustrated, because this used to be a really fun run! The art was distressing.

I like the character and his voice, but the writer seems a little too smugly focused on how much he knows about the music industry, and less on things like the story.

Gazing too long into this abyss has allowed us to notice that Harley Quinn is actually kind of stupid? And also technically a rapist. So this is great.

Wow that totally platonic kiss on the head sure was heterosexual! Nothing more to see here folks!

Why didn’t you just leave yourself a full manuscript explaining everything, Carter, why you gotta make everything so hard for yourself.

I’m kinda disappointed! I was getting all into it with the last few issues and then they just spent the whole issue reminding me about everything I learned already, and then suddenly the climax was happening out of nowhere!

The pacing of this comic is murder. Having totally immortal and unkillable ultravillains is such a cop out, I refuse to deal with it.

Good thing the totally immortal and unkillable ulravillain villain was so easy to beat in one fight.

This hurt me, physically and spiritually.

Boo, I hated that, what a tedious retread of every trope we’ve ever seen. Art’s nice.

This comic is a little bit of a mess. Why is Cain acting so out of character? Leave my angry child alone.

I don't know who any of these people are.

I just... don’t care for this at all, and my patience has worn right through.

Too bad this comic couldn’t steal compelling characters while it was busy stealing clichés and ideas from every crime drama it could find.

This is boring and derivative of other, better things.

This is just so much dry exposition about things that I am genuinely having a hard time keeping track of who is doing what and what is happening to the universe. It’s too many things!

Know what I think would be really powerful? If they had a hope spot where it seemed like finally the heroes were on the verge of winning, and then suddenly something happens to tip the balance back to the villains, who immediately gloat about it. What a really cool thing that would be. Too bad they’ve never thought to try it in this comic. Really such a shame.

“I’m not going to help with any of the work that has to be done or tell you anything that I have learned until it is too late, but yes I will judge you constantly when you fail to meet my expectations. No I will not tell you what they are” – Wonder Woman, probably.

I didn’t enjoy this. It just didn’t feel like it handled the ideas particularly well.

Why do they all talk like this. I hate it. I hate this.

This has been going on forever and it’s so tiring and like what is up with this garbage god test? These people deserve to be duped. Also Azrael feels crazy out of character to me, though I admit that I’m not as familiar with him as I could be.

I checked how many pages were left when I was literally three pages in.

I love how they’re pretending like they have Darkseid locked up tight when his eyes are literally right there and they shoot actual death beams?!

It got seven pages in and there was a title page and genuinely there was this hopeful moment where I was like “oh my god, is that the end? Did I make it to the end?” Nope. Page seven.

I find this character really thoroughly unlikeable but like not in a fun or intriguing way, and I’d be happy if he died. I am therefore delighted that the intro announced he’s already dead.

This was so annoying to read, it took me so long.

Bleh.

Uhhhh okay.

Why does every line out of Leviathan’s mouth feel like his MLM pitch?

This is dragging a lot. It’s nice to see Question in action though, she cool.

I just don’t really like Lois Lane. And the rest of this is muddied by the art. Bleh.

Wow he sure is strong and unkillable why don’t you tell me about it again.

I’ll level with you: I don’t really like the Fantastic Four, and I certainly don’t like spending a whole issue getting a future version of them together to no end.

I really, really hate Ann Nocenti.

Like all anthologies, there was good and bad here. Kinda more towards bad I’ll be honest with you.

Oof. Didn’t enjoy this. The writing was very rough.

I don’t feel like I had time to connect with most of these stories, and some of them were very problematic (looking at you Punishment).

Anthologies are always rough and this was not a particularly good anthology.

Well, at least Spider-Man was having fun?

Aw man I thought this was concluding.

This was just kind of bleh for me, I don’t really care for Mojo, I guess!

There was actually a glimmer of promise in there with the opening story, and the Constantine story had some neat ideas, which got my hopes up, but on the whole it was very mixed.

We are Nightwing, bum ba dum bum bum bum bum.

I like how Sapienza must have been like just down the hall to be able to get to the hospital room that fast. Also what is the point of this arc. I hate it.

I’m glad Joker’s having a nice time.

Yes, if there’s one thing we needed it was more of that train wreck “I don’t know who I am because my memories have been meddled with” plotline, thank you so much Nightwing.

“Oh no you can’t take him to a hospital, there’s no time! Fly him the seven hours it would take to get to Montana instead! Obviously!” Also, that woman sexually harassing Nightwing, it’s not cute. It’s actually really gross! DC can and should be a lot better than this.

Am I just apocalypse’d out? This is not at all working for me, I wish it was!

This wasn't as bad as i feared but it's still pretty generic and has all the Bendis hallmarks you would expect.

Like it’s not the worst idea ever, it’s just also not interesting to me and I don’t care to read it.

This was not worth reading for Joker War alone.

Honestly I was kind of expecting more, and I’m not totally sure where we’re supposed to be standing at this point, but hoping for more!

So old so old so old.

This tried very hard. There were some good moments.

Ugh I had a bad time reading this.

I won’t miss this. The art was always pretty good though.

Well, Kravan the Barbarian was cool at least.

I really don't know why I'm reading this.

Oh no, not... Calvin? So glad that we’re finally addressing all that tension between... Emily and... Doyle?? Genuinely who are these people ugh.

Oh uh, no thank you?

This comic just keeps happening.

This felt like a slog. So much was happening and like people were being dropped off and picked up and there were no consequences. I dunno, I didn’t enjoy it.

So much flashback. And for what?

Why did Superman move his super secret fortress to one of the busiest shipping areas in the world?

I think this had some ideas that could have really worked, but on the whole I don’t care for the execution and I certainly don’t care about the plot. Wow another massively powerful evil guy who is just too powerful to punch how exciting. Extra .5 because Superboy ships Batman/Superman.

Everybody you have ever met is going to be asking you to help move their shit when they’re moving and you won’t be able to say no because you’re Superman and you don’t want anybody to call you a dick, you fool, you absolute chump. Also lol @ him delivering a speech while hovering like fifteen feet in the air, away from every single microphone. Who is going to hear you, Superman. They are normal people.

How is it that Superman was facing a dude who could/would not communicate him, and still this issue had so much text?

“Will you miss Superman Up in the Sky?” “No sir, I will not.”

Just bland, nothing special or interesting here.

No thanks.

I am so tired of these dark multiverses. I am tired of being caught in the tangles of their inconsequential bleakness.

No thank you.

I’m not a fan of this style of writing, and the art wasn’t anything special.

I don’t care.

Someone should tell The Other that the cat got at his costume.

oh god oh no it’s clones.

I really didn’t enjoy this issue at all.

This was extremely whatever. Definitely didn’t make good use of its characters or ideas, too boring to be mad at.

What fresh hell is this?

This all feels a little trite and hackneyed, I don’t think we’re seeing anything particularly unique about any of the characters.

This was a bit of a mess, which is disappointing because I usually like this one.

Such a blah wrap-up to a blah comic.

I do not love this comic, sorry not sorry.

I’m glad it’s done.

I think that maybe this is just me, but while this plot was charming in a sense, I had a very tough time really making it work in my head. Too much too fast.

Ahahahahahaha. Ironic 10/10.

I’m really not a fan of this style of writing. It’s annoying to read.

I find the structure of this comic very annoying.

I just don't like this writing!

Welp! I won't miss this!

Uh, fiiiiiiine?

There are two wolves inside you. They are both bored by this comic.

Fun Airplane Fact™: Airplanes have had computers since the 1950s, and fly-by-wire systems, first introduced in spacecraft and military aviation in the 1970s, was introduced to commercial aviation by the Airbus A320 family in 1987, a full year before Colonel 86 was created! The More You Know!

I'm so bored by this, although some of the dark gods have cool looks/names/concepts.

This was really quite blah for me. Dialogue wasn't great, plot is kind of boring, don't care about Aztek.

Is... is that it?

I refuse to believe that losing the ability to love would be this intensely debilitating for everybody and everything.

Just end this already oh my god.

Thank you for ending this.

This was so long, and for what? We got like one good story tops.

Oh Wonder Woman you are such a perfect angel, I think your major flaw is how kind you are.

Knights: went out of style in the late Middle Ages. Crusading: out of fashion even earlier. That outfit: out of fashion in every era forever. The word chromium: didn’t even exist until the early 19th century. This comic is so boring that I just did a deep dive about all of that rather than think about it.

The history of Valda was a mess and it annoyed me more than it probably should have. The rest of this comic was coincidentally a mess, so that’s nice consistency at least.

Ugh this was not fun or interesting to read.

Wow is it just me or is the dialogue, like, really bad?

Ugh okay whatever.

I can’t get over some lady saying “strike fast”! and Donna being like “Fast! Wally loved to run fast!! He would have loved you!” What even is this.

I don’t really like clone stories and I don’t really care all that much about the same old same old plot, this would be lower but I do still like the characters.

I’m pretty sure I don’t know the name of everybody on this team yet.

RIP X-Force, I will not miss you.

I do not enjoy this style.

Seriously, whatever.

This is so boring and none of the characters are interesting enough to help me get over the boredom.

I didn’t enjoy reading this at all.

Oh wow can’t believe that that new evil lady was the new evil bad guy what a twist.

No thank you.

I actually would not like to hear her secret origin, thanks though.

God, as if this boring comic wasn’t bad enough, now Naomi’s here.

Holy rushed story arc, captain!

This is so boring and the characters are not interesting enough to get me over the bland writing.

The art is still good, but when will my finale come home from the war?

Oh my god, is it over? Are we finally free?

I really don’t like this comic.

Wow, they’re holding a massive wedding in the middle of a pandemic and I don’t see a single mask. Very selfish tbh.

There wasn’t really very much to this issue, and I was pretty disappointed with what was there.

This really just annoys me. The characters are behaving ridiculously for no real reason and I cannot stand their boring drama.

This felt like a waste of my time, and kind of an unfair abuse of the villains. How can I ever think of them as credible threats again if they’re so easy to beat?!

Just hard to follow.

Haha dang I guess all the people who die after being shot in the stomach are just a bunch of chumps, lol. Also I want to be sad about Alfred but this all just feels so distant and sterile and I don’t care. I don’t care about Thomas either. I don’t care about any of this.

Wow, so sad that immediately after getting married Bruce Wayne is already out cruising for a bit of rough in sports bars.

Whatever.

Good so now I will know forever that the Joker somehow gets to the future and dies of a heart attack great I love future stories so much.

“The best thing about these nefarious elements who wanted to do crimes against Bruce Wayne’s wishes is that they let him have full access to their secret sites even after he parted ways with their company! So sneaky.”

I thought that this was surprisingly sloppily written, and it didn’t make me care that much about Natasha.

A pointless waste of my time!

This was less grating than previous issues, but I cannot get over the fact that Julietta was born in America. And that she found out she was undocumented like four years ago. Girl, have you even tried to become documented? Come on now. This is just victimizing yourself at this point. I don’t even live in your country and I know you have jus soli.

Boooooooooored.

Uhhhh what? I guess it’s lucky that lazarus pits don’t drive you violently insane anymore? Or is violent insanity for Catwoman just wearing a nice dress and lying around all sexy?

This was not an enjoyable experience.

Deeply unenjoyable.

I just don’t really care, sorry! None of this feels like a real story or event that’s happening, it’s all just... things. Even DC is bored with it and moving on with other events. Tragic.

Okay first of all this is so clumsy. Lobo explaining the plot to Diana while they make their way to the forge to do whatever? Like come on. Nothing screams, “I have done a bad job writing this event,” like needing the characters to explain what they are doing to the audience. Secondly, and relatedly, this is simply too sprawling. This has long been my complaint with DC’s recent events. It is too much, too uncontained, and you know deep down in your heart that it’s all going to be fine in the end, so you just stop caring about everything that is happening. These are just action figures being smashed together by an uncaring god for an audience that can’t even be trusted to hold its attention enough to remember what happened last issue. Also, the constant attempts at humour: embarrassing. Please stop.

I feel like Lobo is a really hard character to do right, and I don’t think he really was here. This was a lot of surface Lobo but it all felt really joyless and like it was trying too hard.

Honestly a lot of this was 2 edgy 4 me. The things that were interesting weren’t given time to breath because there were more, edgier stories that for some reason felt the need to be told.

Please set me free of this.

This was subpar and trying way too hard tbh, what's up with Weasel the red piller?

I'm still not really into it, but it was maybe a little better this time.

Eh, this wasn't really anything special.

I really don’t like his writing style, so this was a tough read for me. I don’t like the Teen Titans and I don’t like Deathstroke, so tbh I hope they all die.

I was really struggling with this one, and since I don’t care about this title already I did not feel particularly charitable about that.

There were a few moments I really enjoyed (everybody thinking about creating a blizzard in the Baxter building, Kang straight up sassing 2099) but the rest of it was a whole lot of whatever.

Damn it Doom Patrol, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends!

I don’t feel like I really got what this comic was trying to say. It had some nice concepts but I don’t know that it went anywhere particularly good.

I didn't think this was very well written, sorry.

I just don’t care for this at all. Nobody speaks like real people, and the plot is so whatever.

I never thought anybody would be able to convey wooden acting in a comic book but here we are. This is reaching unreal levels of bad writing. I weep for what this story could have been. I can’t get over how Barda’s big meaningful moment of self-determination... was to throw herself at the first guy she met who she knew almost nothing about. Stellar.

When will any Wally West from any timeline develop some chill?

I don’t really like what this comic is doing to these characters. How does Flash know that if baby Mick dies in the dream he dies in real life?

I hope this means they’re finally leaving the Rogues alone, because jesus christ these poor innocent babies have suffered enough.

The new character is kind of interesting, but why does everybody speak such flawless English in this band of poor fugitives in a non-English speaking country? Also I still don’t like anything about this force quest plot.

I smiled at Iris pretending to be a supervillain, the deep cut Flash villains, and literally nothing else throughout this whole comic.

Well, at least it was a quick read. I got through it in a... flash.

The resolution was basically nothing and the emotional stakes are lame.

Did not care for this.

I don’t caaaaare.

Nogues.

Legit I am happy at the idea of these people dying. So um... good work creating likeable characters I guess.

I wish the Black Flash would come for me.

That’s not how prison works but okay, whatever.

There’s just so much to not like about this! The Trickster randomly doing a betray. The Tornado Twins suddenly just not being evil because of looooove and vanishing. Inertia just... sucking and then running away? Could we not think of a satisfactory way to deal with any of these characters? Why not just leave them out? Also lol @ Double Down being there what a fuckin nerd.

This was better because it wasn’t about the forces, but worse because I don’t care about Godspeed and I don’t care about whoever that is from the future.

I find this whole thing quite boring.

This comic is really failing to connect with me on an emotional level, and it’s making it hard for me to really empathize with the characters or care about their plights.

...We definitely know that Troy was a real place but okay.

Uhhh no thanks. This wasn’t good.

You can tell this is written by a man.

This all just feels... really easy? Not super artfully written. Just “oh okay we’re witches now. We all are totally fine with that and our powers and have no further questions. Also we all had stupid outfits in our houses, of course. It totally makes sense that I would have spider earrings and a cape here in my idyllic 1950s home.” Also like why am I rooting for these women? They apparently murdered a town full of people. That’s a bad look, ladies. And I don’t know who most of the guys are. Like, I genuinely didn’t know which one was married to which woman, other than Mainuel Guyson and Fakery McBurns.

I honestly just don’t find this all that interesting, I don’t care about any of the characters.

The writing here was... weirdly weak. And I hated the art.

I felt like this was really poorly structured, I'm sorry, I wanted to like it more but I dunno man.

Once again, rushed to the ending.

There wasn’t really anything here for me. Are these going anywhere?

This is not very well written. I spent most of it picturing Steve Buscemi going “how do you do fellow kids.”

Oh uh okay? Guess that’s over then.

Hooray we’ve solved conflict between everyone forever! That was so easy! We should have just seen that war is the enemy! Nothing more complicated than that could ever come into play! Yay world peace! Also the art was bad.

Sooooo booooored.

I have never felt less stakes in my whole life.

I skimmed a lot of this...

Garbage tbh. At least there’s a sort of plot now, we all want to find the skeleton lady don’t we? We’re only 8 issues in, after all. That’s how many issues it takes to develop a plot, right???

Oh my god this comic is almost over, please stop introducing crazy new cosmic shit.

Oh my god most of this was such a drag to read.

I won’t be sad when this is over.

God this is so boring.

Guess it’s a good thing that Squirrel Girl also cannot be defeated by a lack of oxygen.

Oof I’m not loving this writing.

I’m sure glad this is over forever.

I liked neither the art nor the writing.

Fascinating.

The bigger mystery is: why should I care?

Finding new frontiers in exposition is truly the most noble pursuit.

The art was good.

When will this eeeeend?

Oh wow wait did Nightwing lose his memory? Forget about his life as Nightwing? No longer feel connected to his old family? Doesn’t know who he WAS, only knows who he IS? Guys I wish someone had said something, I had no idea.

Honestly, this went by quickly, which I appreciate. But wow Barb how hard was it to figure out that Joker used that crystal on Nightwing? Also Punchline still sucks.

It’s really helpful how those new guys clearly and cogently explained their plan for us like we’re morons who couldn’t have figured out that they were there to look for Penguin on account of how they were introduced to us by one of them being like “hey dude we haven’t heard from Penguin in a while maybe let’s go check that out.” Thank god we have someone there to hold our hands and explain to us exactly what’s happening at all times it’s so helpful.

This was boring and the art was kind of bad.

Well, the art was nice.

This was pretty cringey. Leave Owen Mercer and the fine people of Australia alone.

This was a kind of messy and frustrating read. Everything felt like it came out of nowhere, I dunno, I didn’t enjoy it.

A rushed and bad ending to a comic that I might have missed once, long ago.

This was not very well-written and I'm not interested in it or what happens. I don't think characters were handled well, nor the plot.

It’s kind of weird to me to consider that for a lot of his history there has been this sort of understanding that Superman is the mask he puts on and Clark Kent is who he really is, but now it’s just kinda like “nope he’s god king superman forever now and everybody is super happy about it. That Clark Kent disguise was so good haha but he’d never stoop to being a human now, that's gross.” Also how intensely patronizing that Superman is like “oh sorry space races, this bad guy would never have attempted this if I were here. You’re all too useless to scare him lol.”

Yeah I can definitely see the UN voting to make some guy the king of Earth, that feels legit.

I guess mind rape is preferable to statutory rape... but like, "oh no, locking people up is wrong. But literally invading and altering their minds, forcing them to become unwilling extensions of our will, trapping them within their own bodies from which they cannot escape, through which they can never even voice their objections... lol that's an amazing idea I love that for us"

These people are all so awful to themselves and others. Why am I supposed to care about them or their incredibly awful team again?

Literally how hard is it to say “yo my dude for sure I will take up your mantle after you die, love doing murders and shit” and then just not do that?! It’s not that hard! It’s actually really easy! It’s called lying, y’all should maybe look it up sometime?!

Literally when has this team ever had a good plan or done something right? I'm pretty sure the answer is never. I hope that they do die. And I hope that they stay that way.

Why did they boringly introduce us to the three characters we already know?

I fell asleep several times while reading this. Make of that what you will.

I’m just like whatever about this comic, I don’t know these people.

I only read the story with Constantine in it and it was preeeeetty sloppy.

Is this over yet?

Clark?? Dad, what is that?

For a second I thought this would be a cool angle but then no it’s just an omnicidal computer god, so pedestrian.

Muddled, confusing, not a good look for pretty much any of the characters.

This comic spends a lot of time reassuring us about the relationship between the characters, and not a lot of time actually showing them. Really loving that literally nobody is sad that Wally is dead.

A lot of things about this really irritated me, I don’t want to waste my energy on it.

I honestly just can’t get over how bad these people are at writing apathetic and emotionless. This should be so easy! How are you so stupid?!

Blood vessels. Haemo sapiens. I refuse. This was the best issue in a while, but only because the Titans weren’t in it. I think this villain is pretty boring.

I didn’t like this much at all, it was really boring to me, sorry.

There were no brain walls, so there is nothing for me here.

This is all Psycamorean’s fault.

I thought that the Thompson credited on the cover was Kelly Thompson and boy was I disappointed.

Just so boring.

Ehhhhh this didn’t really work for me, sorry.

Oh no Jason is gone I'm so sad.

… so like can we just not think of any other Wonder Woman villains, or?

God I hate time travel.

Why won’t this eeeeend?

Please we are so close.

I don't know, I didn't like this one.

Well yes this certainly did happen, and, um, that’s good? Good for you for happening, Young Justice. These characters are all just featureless blobs and I can already tell that this story arc is going to be interminable.

Hey, did you know that they’re all in pits? With little windows at the top? But nobody’s blaming anybody, Cassie.

No thank you.

“I’m the secret head of an ultra secret and disavowed government task force!” Amanda Waller shrieks covertly in the middle of a busy street.

Every development feels like pulling teeth. I don’t have a good time reading this.

Omg you guys Naomi is like so special and Superman thinks she’s the coolest and best and also she has like the most powerful power in the whole world and she’s so pretty and cool and she would totally beat up AMY from SCHOOL who’s so MEAN to me even though I’ve been NOTHING BUT NICE, but anyways she’s my OC pls don’t steal.

Reading this is a struggle on a number of levels.

This is all so blah and it feels really aimless at this point, I don’t care about any of this anymore.

What is the poiiiiiint?

Oh my god I cannot BELIEVE we just playfully referenced that time when Mera fully murdered her intimate partner in a fit of rage. Oh my LORD what a bad fucking look.

This was a supremely unsatisfying ending to a supremely unsatisfying story arc, the whole climax was really kinda lame and I’m sorry but that stupid kraken should have been fully in the ocean by the time they all finished monologuing about their feelings.

Please be over soon.

My favourite part was how Joker apparently doesn’t know what a masochist is.

Jesus this dialogue. Nobody speaks like a real person!

Every annoying writing quirk was dialed up to 11 throughout this issue and I found it really hard to stop myself from just skipping forward, felt like a waste of my time, tbh.

Why the fuck are you dreaming about that sexy magician? Just to berate him and punch him, you closeted fuck?

Luckily this relationship is now 100% healthy and built on a firm foundation of mutual love, respect, and communication. All it took was abandoning somebody at the altar and then standing on a beach throwing bladed weapons at each other! Ain’t love grand.

This comic is boring and these characters are unbelievable.

Tedious.

I love how he had Batman even call out the parroting of dialogue that both characters were fully present for. And yet he still did it.

Okay then.

Whaaaaaaat, the Scarecrow with a huge ponytail who is wearing a rope necklace is a woman? World's greatest detective.

I like how just doing the same idea over again is apparently sufficient.
3.0
 Batman/The Maxx #1 Jun 2, 2019

Dear lord this is so annoying to read. Just... ugh. The tone, the dialogue, the plot, the everything.

Whatever.

Go away, future story.

This was just not very good. I wanted to love this because CGR is my precious cosmic son, but it didn’t work at all. There were definitely some okay moments, but on the whole I’m not here for this.

This comic is so boring and I don't care about the flashbacks.

I didn’t really care for this. The art bothered me a lot. The dialogue was so cringey.

When will I be free of this?

I grow ever more weary of this comic and this plot line. I don't understand what is happening or why it is happening. Is Deathstroke the stupidest person in the world? Am I, for continuing to read this?

This style of writing really doesn’t work for me. Not excited for the crossover.

Good. Now kill the rest of them.

Jesus Christ this dialogue.

This comic is just really not exciting to me anymore, but I respect the attempt.

Jesus I’m so bored. Why are we doing this?

How is the art so bad all the time?! And the dialogue, my god.

Nooooo she suuuuucks.

Thank you for destroying time travel, you idiots.

I... really didn't like this. Why did he need to call all the Flashes together to their fancy meeting hall to ask one simple question? I still don't really care for the many forces idea. Why are they writing Trickster like this? Trickster isn't like this. Leave Trickster alone, you dicks.

I haven’t cared for this comic in a long time and I still don’t.

I’m still really not convinced by the idea of the forces. And there’s just so much going on and yet none of it really lands, I’m mostly just hoping for it to end.

This is just written so poorly.

I don’t really get the stakes here. Like, oh no, I hope that Flash, in his first year of operation doesn’t lose and die? You know, the Flash who has been a hero for years and is very established at heroing? Dang I hope he won’t die you guys.

“The Rogues?! They look...” “Stupider? Yeah.”

So whaaaaat if you murdered thirteen people in cold blood? You look so saaaaad about it now. And besides, you released all of their deepest, most personal confessions, which were never supposed to be released or even seen by anyone ever, violating their trust, their privacy, and their dignity in death. That’s what a hero does!

In what world does “name” rhyme with “Etrigan”. Also it’s weird that he’s taking such a passive tone about the mass murder he committed. “Oh no, all the heroes who died… because of me.” Do you mean “Oh no, all the people I murdered”? Because that’s who they actually are.

This remains garbage.

This comic is very generic and boring. We got our Super Special Rebellious Protag, endless dialogue exposition, stupid magic girl outfits, it’s all so boring while trying very hard to be special and unique. Will not continue with this one, thanks.

I would have rather been brutally murdered by someone I trusted.

I’m so grateful that this series is putting out the message that we need to hear: the mentally ill are dangerous and they will hurt you. It is only a matter of time until they snap and kill us all. Thanks Tom King!

I don’t really care for this comic. Neat that they have Cotard’s delusion in there though.

Sorry, this wasn’t good.

Ugh is this not over yet?

Know what I think would be really powerful? If they had a hope spot where it seemed like finally the heroes were on the verge of winning, and then suddenly something happens to tip the balance back to the villains, who immediately gloat about it. What a really cool thing that would be. Too bad they’ve never thought to try it in this comic—whoa, déjà vu! Who knows how that happened. It’s wild how this comic’s apparent thesis is “we have to make everybody connected, we have to make everything matter” when nothing about this universe is connected, and literally none of it matters. This is a real waste of everybody’s time, and what a garbage non-ending we were rewarded with for slogging through this eternal mess.

Well this plot twist is boring and lame. The god thing is also boring and lame. I am bored and this is lame.

Thank you for explaining nothing and just making me remember better comics that I liked more. I love my boy, but maybe he should have stayed dead.

Wow they’re both such good detectives, such keen investigative insight. Obviously a woman could never be under suspicion, who would even think that? I mean, come on, she was HOT! No further questions am I right fellas.

This continues to be bad. So much happened and most of it feels senseless.

Ah yes, I too have seen Black Mirror.

Not well written, not good art, that “all cops are so great it’s just one or two bad apples” thing is such a bad look in this day and age, yikes. And like... let’s not even get into the implicit politics of that confrontation. Just yikes.

More watery people will water punch people underwater, how exciting.

This comic just utterly baffles me in literally every way. What are you, Moon Knight. I want to like you. There are so many moments where it almost makes sense, and then it just doesn’t.

The more I read this the less I like it.

"Oh wow I hate being a superhero so much how dumb and lame guess the only thing to do is sign up to be a superhero that’s so consistent of me."

God this comic is annoying. The characters are annoying. The plot is annoying. If you hate Nightwing so much just kill him and put us all out of our misery.

“After being shot in the head and losing all my memories I have decided to not be Nightwing. But that doesn’t mean I can’t be Nightwing.” Shut up, I hate you and hope you die.

I hope this was all his dying dream after being shot in the head. I would honestly rather he die than see him like this.

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he can’t get he memory bacc.

Real talk, does anybody care about any of this? I sure don’t.

Still extremely don’t care.

Bad pacing bad plot bad comic.

This is just still so shit and I hate the concept. It’s barely even about Nightwing. But then, it hasn’t been about him in a long time.

At least that stupid arc is fiiiiinally over.

This was tiresome to read and I found the art distracting because it looked so bad.

This was honestly such a nothing issue. What was the point of this?

TBH all I can think about is where Daken is.

This is so Tim Seeley.

I hope they all die next.

I was falling asleep while reading it, but whether that is an indictment of the comic or myself we may never know.

A deeply frustrating, pointless read.

This comic tries so hard, but all it can do... is suck.

Why did this silly bitch fight her way into her own building and kill her own people? Why are people not allowed to discuss operations in their own headquarters? Why is this so boring?

I just do not care about this.

I think my favourite thing about immensely traumatic multi-year torture sessions with a man who looks exactly like your father but psychotic is how they absolutely do not impact you in any way mentally.

This is all just so bad.

Why are these comics so hell-bent on ruining a perfectly good backstory?

“I think we can all agree that we love Superman being our god king, basically single-handedly responsible for keeping all of us alive. But um... how dare he say yes to being part of a peacekeeping organization on our behalf? Who does he think he is, some sort of god king?!”

So much talking. And for what? For Superman? Ugh.

The best part was Joker phoning Lex Luthor 99 times to troll him about Superman. Everything else was pretty much on the expected level.

Um if you could read his mind why didn’t you just bring him to a sun, he has limitless healing abilities.

The Great War is what they called World War I.

I was really hoping this was the last issue.

I'm really not invested in this team, I don't know who most of these people are.

G r o s s.

These characters are largely not interesting to me, and this prison setup is so unbelievable that the more they show it to me the more annoyed I get.

Oh no, the immortal child predator is trapped in a ring, I’m so sad.

I continue to struggle with the characters in this comic.

I am honestly so bored by how easily immortality is tossed around in the DC universe. I know that isn't this comic's fault per se, but there are so many "oh wow actually I am the most ancient of all the immortals" and real talk it is boring to me. Great now Vandal Savage's origin is also like five randos' origins, good, how unique and exciting, thanks guys.

I mean, like, okay, cool, whatevs.

Yes, now is the perfect time to go over my painful backstory in detail, this is a good way to do this. Better than last time but as compliments go, that's not one.

I don't care about these characters or their feelings.

I find it hard to connect with any of these characters or their struggle, I don’t really understand their goal either.

“I know, I’ll just tell everyone over and over that they’re all real sad! This is expert character development, I’m a genius.”

Much like the rest of these titles, this comic does pretty much nothing new or innovative and I genuinely could not care less about the characters or their world. It is all blandly, blankly competent in a way that is singularly unimpressive.

This wasn't particularly well written and I didn't care about it.

I think this was a really neat idea but the execution was incredibly poor. And then I got to the end and saw who wrote it, and that explained it all.

“Hello, it’s me Honor Guest. I’m the one messing up your evil plan and trying to kill you, a psychotic cheetah woman. Yes, you have now seen my whole family and heard my real name. There’s no way this could ever come back to bite me lol.”

Who knew that getting turned into a statue was all it took to fix centuries-long hatred! And then you can just move in with the people you were trying to genocide! Hooray everything is so easy!

This was not an enjoyable read. It’s actually kind of poorly written. How is the lost tribe of Amazons completely hidden from the world and yet fully integrated into Brazil? Like they’re all speaking Portuguese? They have bike lanes and stop signs? They wear glasses and modern clothing? Nobody noticed a part of the coastline that they just couldn’t enter or see??

Such a mess.

Wow that was a mess.

Haha wow why is this comic a thing still?

How is it that nobody speaks or thinks like a real person in this comic? Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, and it doesn’t hear normal clocks telling the time every single goddamn day!!!

What a waste of my time.

This issue felt even more poorly written than usual. Like I was actually struggling to make sense of their dialogue at parts.

Great Scott! This is such a bad comic still!

Someone please put this comic out of its misery I swear to god.

Definitely the worst of the minis so far. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, given who wrote it.

I wish I’d been stabbed through the chest by Omega Red, then I wouldn’t have had to read this.

“What I think I like best about your plan, Bane, is how I can easily explain it in tedious narration over two-page static shots so that the people reading can understand what happened, since it’s so obviously unbelievable that not a single one of them would think you were this in control of the situation if I didn’t explicitly say that you were.”

Over a quarter of this book is the song Home on the Range and honestly I could get that for free on youtube so...

Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys My Faith in Comics.

Long, drawn out sigh.

I don’t know or care about these characters. They are walking caricatures, dancing along a depressingly familiar path. There is nothing new under the sun, and this comic wants to make sure we know it.

The dialogue in this is atrocious.

Haha wow the dialogue in this is b a d.

“Oh no, our world is overrun by superpowered vampires! Guess it’s time for a luau!”

My man Timewarp Fluglehorn, dropping mad exposition to the very end. What a garbage fire.

This comic continues to disappoint me. I’m glad that the mystery seems to be finally getting somewhere, but that’s mostly because I want it to be over. Most of what’s happening is kinda stupid, and that last thing with Harley, oof.

This comic is showing once again that hard lean onto freshman philosophy and quotes that makes reading it feel like a chore. It’s kind of lame that we’re getting these flashbacks to characters that are already dead, as if that’s going to make me feel bad about them being dead. I’m not going to get emotionally attached to them, Tom King. I will not weep for them. They are already dead.

Yeah this one didn’t work for me, which is a shame because I like the characters. The art really bothered me.

Oh wow, okay. No. No thank you.

I hate this story arc.

Oh no not Ric, he was such a lovable and relatable character! Also, like… Bruce Wayne isn’t dead? Guys why wouldn’t you have him “kill” literally anyone else this is going to backfire so hard and we can all see it.

Oh my god everybody please stop narrating your shit out loud I cannot deal with this. Also I do not know what this magical society is but I hate it.

I don’t care about any of these soon-to-be-dead characters.

This is just so aimless and I really do not like anything about it, it’s a waste of my time and a waste of the characters. Love that we’re going to be wasting the Crime Syndicate now too.

Nope. No thanks. No.

Oh wow how sad that Jor-El is dead I’m weeping. I’m so glad we brought him back, so worth it you guys.

Get you a man who looks at you the way Damian Wayne looks at Jonathan Kent.

This is a really stupid storyline and I just hate it so much.

Everybody says so much, and yet... nothing.

... does Tom King not know what a contradiction is?

My favourite thing is how everybody is dumb and mostly useless and they’re constantly on the verge of losing even though they have a basically omnipotent sex predator on their team.

d a d w h a t i s t h a t

Honestly this issue was just bland and I don’t care about this stupid organization or this stupid character or her stupid family.

Just die please.

Whaaaaaaat was the point of this?

?????

Worse than gingivitis kisses.

Good yeah great we just got everybody back to the proper time and place but no yeah for sure what we need is to just completely undo that and go dimension hopping again, love it.

Oh my goodness please stop bringing mediocre teens into this already extremely subpar comic, I don’t think I can handle any more talking.

Bendis is so bad at managing teams (or just characters in general let’s be honest), yet he just keeps piling them on, overwhelming himself and the reader with a deluge of madness and incomprehensibility.

This comic is just a frustrating thing to read. Everything is just people explaining stuff to us, and the dialogue and humour largely falls flat.

Will it surprise you to hear that this was lame? I doubt that it will. This was lame.

This was trying so hard, but I don’t think pity was what they were angling for...

Who watches the ultra-powerful god being? Not us, we busy. Who watches the evil scientists who watch the ultra-powerful god being at our request? Um us I guess, we not that busy.

An annoying reporter asking questions? Yeah, the jump to immediate murder feels pretty intuitive lol. Imagine if we could just say “excuse me you need to leave.” Imagine if security was a real thing.

This is a very bad comic.

The writing remains so, so bad and the art made it look like everybody was giving everybody else fuck-me eyes. Distressing.

Bad.

Aw... cheese on bread.

Oh my god how is his dialogue always SO BAD.

I’m so glad this is over.

Thank god this is over.

Oh my god. Bad. So bad. I blame you for this, Batgirl.

... well at least it was a quick read?

“So you see Selina, that is when you and I went to a beach--” “Yes, I was there” “And we trained together--” “Yup I remember” “Do you mind? I’m trying to narrate for the audience, because this is too convoluted otherwise.”

These people are terminally stupid.

No.

I can’t even deal with how obnoxious and unsubtly written this comic has become. “It’s so racist of you to assume aliens helped the ancient people found their civilizations. Obviously it was gods who did that, you filthy nazi” Give me a break.

Real bored by this, not at all interested in anybody’s relationships.

Thanks! I hate it.

Interminable.

I got so excited because when I started reading this I mistakenly believed it was the 6th issue... needless to say.

That's a lotta damage.

This was really not very well written at all.

Oh my god, someone please end this comic or my life, either would be a kindness.

Thank god we are free.

Please god let it be over.

“Hey I have a great idea for an issue. Let’s take the original Trickster, yeah, and give him pretty much the same backstory as he had before, but change it juuuuuuust slightly so he kinda sucks? Make him dumber, yeah, that’s perfect. And definitely make it so he sucks so much that literally everybody has completely forgotten about him and never mentions him after he’s been gone for like five years tops. Yeah. That’s how you know a dude is badass. Expert retcon.”

Barry Allen is super dumb. And so is literally every other person in this comic. I hate this.

Why did I let you convince me to read this?

I only read the Joker War tie-in. It... was not worth it.

This is trying so, so hard.

Wow. I always thought that I hated the future, but now I see that that hatred was a pale thing, a mere reflection of the hatred I feel while reading this meaningless future drivel.

Pure garbage. This was painful to read.

I wonder if Bendis thinks those floaty name tag things are the same thing as character development.

Oh my god yes please let’s bring an end to the Legion of Super-Heroes.

This is not a very good comic. I’d say it’s not a good story, but... what story?

Sorry, what? I was so distracted by the bad dialogue I think I missed most of the incomprehensible plot.

Imagine being so bad at developing characters that you have to write them introducing themselves straight to the audience. Imagine telling on yourself like that. Also, could everybody please shut up? For forever, ideally.

I tried so hard not to drop this comic. But I’m dropping it. God this is so annoying to read. Some of the art was nice at least.

muh grandbabies

"Oh, geezum crow, Carol."

Wow what an anticlimax. What even was this? Terrible, that’s what.

I have not learned a single character's name and they are all featureless blobs to me. I could not pick a single one of them out of a lineup.

I'm still less than halfway through? how? i've been reading this for years!

Oh my god why is this story arc going to continue, how is this writer still getting work?

I’m not really sure why I’m supposed to care about this guy who is so adamant that he’s not the guy I care about. Okay good, go be a miserable asshole by yourself and leave me alone, you dick.

Oh no that one character got shot or whatever.

Please shut up, I genuinely loathe you.

This was just such a jumbled mess I am genuinely shocked that it was written and approved by someone somewhere. Just... what was anybody thinking?

I love how it’s a drawing and they still did that thing of casting a six-month-old baby as a newborn. Also this entire thing with the magic whatevers is so stupid.

I really didn’t enjoy this. I barely followed it. I don’t care about any of these people.

I hope they all die.

This is still terrible.

Terrible to the end. You have to respect that kind of consistency.

I hate Rogol Zaar and I think that aging Jon up, or having him travel through time, or whatever, was stupid.

I don’t think I’m supposed to agree with the villains that the heroes are annoying, buuuuut...

How long do you think they rehearsed that team speech?

Could someone maybe sit Bendis down and explain the concept of a conversation to him? He seems to think that it’s just two or more people speaking in proximity to each other, with at MOST tangential relationships between their utterances. Why is this Dr Fate who he has never met suddenly giving Superman therapy? Why is absolutely nobody in character? Why is the plot such a mess already? Also art looked bad.

Bad. I don’t even need to tell you that. You know it’s bad.

Infuriating to read.

I think I actually like Blackest Night less now. So… good work there.

I don't care about any of these idiots or how bad they are at being heroes. I don't find their incompetence interesting or endearing in any way.

Okay I continue to have issues with this comic and I’m not going to bore you with them, suffice it to say that I do not understand why people create OP characters if they don’t know how to write them.

These characters and their relationships really do not work to me. I am going to continue calling out how gross Damian and Djinn’s relationship is for as long as they continue to pretend that this is okay.

Uggggggh.

I think this would be a really good idea if it was developed and written better and maybe executed with any sort of wit.

This was stupid and lame as per usual. The "scary villain" is not scary. The song the children sing is not scary. This is a bad and dumb comic.

I really don't care about this comic or these characters.

I'm really glad it's over.

Go away please.

This comic continues to suck. There is no way that Silencer's stupid child is tall enough to ride half of the rides they put him on.

I guess we see where her son gets it from.

These characters actively irritate me.

This was really not!

You know how I felt about this.

Oh my god. My favourite thing about this comic is how the author doesn’t understand how to show how the characters are feeling, so he just has them internal monologue it to us FOREVER. My other favourite thing is how Raven constantly tells us she has no emotions and then reacts emotionally to things. I work with people who have flattened affect and low emotionality, and she is so very not that.

This honestly feels like such a slog to get through. Nothing is connecting for me, it’s just thing after thing, all just happening for no real reason, forever.

Why does this comic suck so much? The plot is tedious, the characters suck, I want this to end.

Fuck no. This is LoSH all over again and I won’t stand for it.

The dialogue is so frustrating. This comic took forever to read and nothing was gained.

Thanks, I hated this. The dialogue, the art, the irritating cutesy speech impediments. This was a bad time.

Ahaha oh no this is a mess. Oh, how embarrassing.

How does this comic keeps getting worse? If you like this comic then you are objectively wrong and I hope you feel bad.

I really just spent this whole thing in a daze after the very clear implication that Jimmy/Perry is a thing and Jimmy calls him “Chief” in bed. I’m glad I was dazed because this comic is and will always be a nightmare. RIP you trash fire the best thing I can wish for you is that you are forgotten.

I guess the real Cosmic Ghost Rider was the cool characters we destroyed along the way.

An anti-climax to an anti-story. Why did this happen?

The Arno stuff was such an obvious fantasy that reading it made me genuinely angry. What a waste of my time. And also, I guess it’s okay to enslave somebody’s mind as long as you don’t like them?? And trauma is caused by genes haha don’t worry about it it’s totally fixed lol.

Reading this feels like how I imagine it feels to have a psychotic break and start hearing things. A dozen voices are screaming at me, nothing makes any sense, and somewhere deep down I am sure that somebody is trying to hurt me.

God, as if this comic wasn’t bad enough, now we’re having to deal with that fuckin guy.

Honestly the worst crime Rogol Zaar ever committed was the complete and utter annihilation of my patience.

This was a shit end to a bad miniseries. Very frustrating to read. Art was annoying.

This was... wow... really not very good. There were so many jokey issues and like the joke was “lol look how different and weird she is, isn’t she different and weird, that’s so gross. But like... that’s the exact antithesis of the point the author claimed to be making? This was honestly a mess and I don’t understand at all why they made this.

I have SO MUCH to say about this garbage heap, and I don’t even know if I want to get into it because oh my gOD. Let me know if you want to know I guess.

This comic sucks so much. All of the characters are characterless blobs. They are always dealing with some stupid world-ending catastrophe when literally none of them are equipped for it, I hate it and I hate that it’s happening to characters that I care so much about.

This was intensely stupid for a lot of reasons, not least of which was the frankly abysmal use, abuse, and unnecessary deaths of several very cool DC characters who tbh deserved a lot better than they got.

This comic is such a mess I just can’t even deal with it.

This comic is such literal garbage and tbh I’m offended on behalf of every single character who was forced to endure the indignity of being in it.

Please end this and put us all out of our misery.

What is the point of any of this? I have never liked Jor-El being back and I like all of this even less. Lois is suddenly a garbage parent, Jon is suddenly a garbage teen, and this comic is unsurprisingly garbage.

Uh wow, this was shit.

This is dumb on a number of levels and I anticipate it will continue being so until time dies.

Oh my god this was a headache to read. If you’re going to do that Bizarro speak you need to COME UP WITH RULES AND STICK TO THEM, you can’t just willy-nilly reverse something sometimes but not others. This was a mess.

Thank the sweet lord this is over.

Welp, I hated that.

No.

Bad. So bad. A disjointed mess. I hate this comic.

What.

Literally why is this happening to me?

Basically every line of dialogue is just people expositing at each other, the plot is tedious, and I don’t care about a single character here.

This is the worst.

“I just want you to understand, and I cannot stress this enough, that people who have mental health issues will absolutely lose control and hurt you.” I learned nothing about any of the characters. I somehow unlearned things I knew about mental health. I hated every moment of it. Let us never speak of this again.

This is a uniquely awful comic. Nothing is good about it and everybody who has given it a 10/10 should be ashamed of themselves.

This was so bad oh my god, I literally could not finish it.

Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty I am free at last.

Not enough Klarion.

OMG this is like so youthful lol I can tell the writer is totes connected 2 the youth.

I really aggressively did not like this. Seven Soldiers things aside (and that was a huge sore spot for me, don't even get me started, too many spoilers), the dialogue was really bad, the plot is stupid, that whole bullying thing was insanely dumb, and I love how he was like "not answering the phone was the dumbest thing I've ever done! proceeds to ignore several calls from his bff" also I'm sorry but I haaaaaate that whole "I must stay away from her for her own safety... I must be cruel to save her!" shit. It is a tired and hackneyed trope and I despise it with all my heart and soul.

How can you possibly fail so bad at telling a story that your entire final issue needs to be wall to wall exposition? BTW I love how this is basically that moon monster story but again and somehow worse. Jesus Christ I’m so glad this comic is over.

What is happening?

This was uniquely bad. It died as it lived: talking way too fucking much and also being just stupid and bad in every conceivable way.

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